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Allure magazine has just released some outtakes from their photo shoot with Britney Spears.

Check them out here if you like a good trainwreck!

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 12:23 pm / Email this  »
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    1. Odile says – reply to this


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      First !!!!!!!!!

    2. Tina says – reply to this


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      I actually think she looks really pretty in that pic.

    3. photoshop lover says – reply to this


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      first- seriously??
      They photoshopped the heck out of this! She's not that skinny and her nails NEVER look that nice. She always has the gross fat over bitten fingers with cheetos underneat whatever is left!

    4. rachael j not THE rachael j says – reply to this


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      someone had fun with photoshop…

    5. Kate says – reply to this


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      When did Brit get a new nose?

    6. St.F says – reply to this


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      She's sooooo tired…

    7. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      The Britney Spears Song
      .
      Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'."
      .
      .
      "You keep sayin',
      That I need to stay home nights,
      .
      You keep layin' all your advice on me,
      .
      When I'm playin',
      You watch everything I do,
      .
      Just quit payin'
      All your attention to me.
      .
      .
      My brutes don't like your stalkin',
      You paparazzi zoo,
      .
      And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
      .
      .
      You keep layin'
      In wait to stab me in the back,
      .
      You keep me smellin'
      Like somethin' less than a rose,
      .
      .
      You keep sayin'
      I'm a train that's jumped off it's tracks,
      .
      You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes,
      .
      .
      My brutes don't like your gawkin',
      And takin' pictures too,
      .
      And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
      .
      .
      You keep choosin'
      Photos that make me look sleazy,
      .
      You say I'm losin'
      All my looks and my fame,
      .
      .
      You think bein' a party girl is easy,
      If I look dumb I'm holdin' you to blame,
      .
      .
      My brutes aren't made for talkin',
      .
      That's not what they do,
      .
      But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!"
      .
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    8. LJ says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
      She looks amazing!

    9. first says – reply to this


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      first

    10. RashManly says – reply to this


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      The Paris Hilton Song
      .
      Sung to the tune of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"
      .
      .
      From a yacht in the Bahamas to the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
      To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
      .
      While the sun is sinking,
      We were sitting here just thinking,
      .
      Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
      .
      From a bar in the Trump Tower,
      To a L..A. baby shower,
      From a New York happy hour
      To a Boston Tea Party,
      .
      From a jet plane in the ozone to her car parked in a tow zone,
      Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
      .
      .

      From Bombay to Norway,
      From jail to her doorway,
      From standing, to falling, to passing out, splat!
      .
      .

      We can't stop from looking,
      To see what she has cooking,
      As long as she's not driving a car and us insane,
      .
      Out in a tight dress slinking,
      Or on the white throne stinking,
      .

      Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
      Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    11. Julia says – reply to this


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      poor brit. she needs a little lovin

    12. xoxo says – reply to this


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      can you say photo shop

    13. jade says – reply to this


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      10th ?

    14. Justin says – reply to this


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      I think even the outtakes look good

    15. catty says – reply to this


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      who hasn't seen (or done) that tired old butt crack before.

    16. JUJUKACHOO says – reply to this


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      HMM, HER BODY IS SO DIFFRENT NOW, I REALLY AM SAD FOR..BUT OH WELLS

    17. craven says – reply to this


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      the first pic looks really hot!

    18. ka says – reply to this


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      100th

    19. boo says – reply to this


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      first–so photo shopped

    20. Megan says – reply to this


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      I think she looks pretty :) …fake…but pretty

    21. jenn says – reply to this


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      BRIT DOESNT LOOK THIS GOOD IN REAL PICS. PHOTOSHOP!
      i DONT BELEIVE MAGAZINES ARE STILL PUTTING HER ON THE COVER.

    22. rolo says – reply to this


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      i think she looks great

    23. drewb says – reply to this


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      Still looks more like Mandy Moore than Britney

    24. LV says – reply to this


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      She looks like Mandy Moore in these Allure pictures, anyone with me on that?

    25. skyz says – reply to this


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      amazing what makeup and lighting can do

    26. Johana says – reply to this


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      I think she looks beautiful for a change, and apparently the photo shoot went fine!. Stop hatin' Perez!

    27. jeri says – reply to this


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      Hey. I look like that every morning when I wake up. Yah sure.

    28. rick says – reply to this


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      first bitches she looks hot

    29. sher says – reply to this


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      that is not Brit-Brit's REAL body- that is photo chopped all the way. You see her gunt under her clothes now- and she is not as"tiny" as that.

      s

    30. sebastian says – reply to this


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      1st samn bithc us ansty

    31. Allie says – reply to this


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      NASTTTYY ..wtf happend to her??

    32. bakes says – reply to this


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      sheeesh—how much air brushing did they have to do—that looks nothing like she really looks–

    33. brenda says – reply to this


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      TRAINWRECK…

    34. Ruth, Oxford. says – reply to this


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      Its amazing what you can do with photoshop :/

    35. Stephen says – reply to this


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      she actually looks really nice in the photshoot. No need to hate of corase its photoshop but who isnt.

    36. Megan says – reply to this


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      Trainwreck? Perhaps it is the magic of makeup and lighting, but she looks pretty good in these pictures. Certainly better than we are used to seeing her look!

    37. kat says – reply to this


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      first

    38. nadia says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE THALIAAAAAAA JEJE

    39. loopy says – reply to this


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      1st

    40. MissMalRubino says – reply to this


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      I think she looks hot in these photos!

    41. Alix says – reply to this


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      First :)

    42. ewwwww says – reply to this


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      1st

    43. Pervert215 says – reply to this


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      Too bad she's psycho. I'd hit that shit hard if you really looked like that, but I'm sure there was TONS of makeup and PLENTY of airbrushing.

    44. jordansmck says – reply to this


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      you're a trainwreck. can i see you with your shirt off?

    45. Boo says – reply to this


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      I loved the pics….just wish she would get her shizz together!!

    46. Kevin J. says – reply to this


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      I actually liked the outtakes…….

    47. clarissa says – reply to this


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      eww. ass crack. first.

    48. bill says – reply to this


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      she looks amazing!!

    49. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      They actually MADE her look good! Wow!! To bad she doesnt always look that good!

    50. sarou says – reply to this


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      first..wow

    51. j says – reply to this


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      1st

    52. Terry says – reply to this


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      she looks hot brit rocks!!

    53. JD says – reply to this


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      Someone gets paid a lot of money to know photoshop that well I guess. The pics look great but how much work was done to them???

    54. Chase says – reply to this


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      Well, I think she looks amazing. I don't really visually see the trainwreck you're talking about. Go on with your bad self Brit Brit.

    55. sassy says – reply to this


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      Perez-
      I wish you'd put me in touch w her….I know I could get her back where she used to be. Brit Brit- contact me- myspace sassygurrrrrrl

    56. rachael says – reply to this


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      i feel so bad for her kids, when they are old enough to understand who their mommy is (not the nannies, the crazy woman with the weave whose always sucking on something)

      and i hope they let her keep that wig, its actually normal!!

    57. Katie says – reply to this


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      Britney has been photoshopped to look like Mandy Moore in all of these pictures!

    58. k says – reply to this


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      this looks NOTHING like her. At All!

    59. Laury says – reply to this


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      It doesn't even look like her. She's so photoshopped to death, it's not even funny. Those photoshoots are useless, nobody thinks she's sexy anymore.

    60. third! says – reply to this


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      third!!! LOTS OF PHOTOSHOP…

    61. Jen says – reply to this


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      I wanna be photoshopped!

    62. babooshka says – reply to this


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      What did they do to her face? They photoshopped so much she looks like a mannequin. Hot though.

    63. cici p says – reply to this


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      she looks beutifull!!!! Stop all u haters

    64. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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      THAT WIG LOOKS HORRIBLE.

      SHE'S BETTER OFF BALD……………………………LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS DEAD RATTY ANIMAL ON HER HEAD***********

    65. nadja says – reply to this


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      you know you're ugly when they gotta photoshop you until you look like someone else…they should just givve her a new name!

    66. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Photoshop much? That looks nothing like her! It really doesn't, nor do any of the other pictures.

    67. luigui says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      SHE LOOKS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      ANS SHE LOOOK LIKE……. BRITNEY SPEARS

    68. cindy says – reply to this


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      Must be Brittanys stand-in , because the real Brittany has a huge arse and thighs

    69. ale says – reply to this


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      at least she looks pretty thats a step

    70. Ria says – reply to this


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      I think Britney is looking good, for a change. It is nice to see a magazine shedding some positive light on her…..she definetly deserves a break.

    71. Renfro says – reply to this


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      Mmmmm She looks great. Camera loves her when its in the hands of a professional. Those pics are hot

    72. sweet child says – reply to this


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      I'd be a lot more intrested in seeing the un-retouched photos.

    73. listen sista's says – reply to this


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      To BS fans, yes she does look good here. BUT does not look consistently good, day after day, photo shoot after photo shoot, etc…if she acts and looks the same for a year… I will give her some kudos. Come'on the sista is a mess–her hair
      NEVER looks like that,,,and her pear body is sportin a big ol'booty and huge legs!!! Worse, facts are facts… today is the 30th anniversary of Elvis's death-people do die from drug overdoses and on the way to their self-made death march, they do get unkempt, fat and gross….

    74. hmmm says – reply to this


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      I don't know perez… I think its the first time she's looked decent in a loooong time.

    75. Anita says – reply to this


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      Shouldn´t it say " DO YOU LIKE MY CRACK ASS????"

    76. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Who the Hell is this, not the bald chubby chick with the carb face?? Silly really, must be a bunch of lying republicans

    77. pretty says – reply to this


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      She looks daaaaayyyyummmm good. people eat your hearts out!

    78. lola says – reply to this


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      everyone keeps saying she looks amazing but these pics are so photo shopped they technically arent really her anymore. dumb asses

    79. JayMac says – reply to this


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      She looks awsome…i hope this is the beginning of a different Britney…she's got it, she knows what to do

    80. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I think she looks great. I'm not a big fan or hater, I really could care less either way. But I do find it funny that people don't want to be judged but are so quick to judge others. Why does it matter to you people what she looks like or does? How does it effect your life? What, it doesn't! So why all the negative energy?

      And for those who don't have kids - Get some then comment on how to be a parent! FYI, having kids doesn't mean you have to stop living!!

    81. javo says – reply to this


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      beautiful

    82. Saira says – reply to this


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      notice how in her "sitting" poses, shes covering her gut, AND they have the jeans unbuttoned…..hmmmm I WONDER WHY….cuz the fat biotch has a FATTY GUT!!! aint NOTHING special about her

    83. J says – reply to this


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      i thin you are really hard on her. she looks great in those pics!!

    84. MightyCK says – reply to this


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      Who is that? It looks like her face and many parts of her body were CGI

    85. gravytrain says – reply to this


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      pictures look nothing like her….y'all

    86. Sadie says – reply to this


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      I think she looks amazing…it breaks my heart that we are watching someone's life unravel before our very eyes. I mean she is being destroyed and I really fear she will hurt herself. Is she bi-polar? This sucks!!

    87. Robin says – reply to this


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      That doesn't look a thing like her

    88. Looks nothing like IT says – reply to this


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      WOW, PHOTOSHOP SURE IS SEXY!!

      That's not even her nose, hahaha.

      They had to use mood lighting, black and white, and a bucket of makeup before they could even start to recreate the pics in photoshop.

    89. jess says – reply to this


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      she looks really good in these pics

    90. E Van Halen says – reply to this


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      Quick, name 3 songs from Britney that are still played on the radio???

      Thats what I thought.

      She is SO OVER RATED in terms of talent. Her music is disposable crap.

    91. Bam says – reply to this


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      ALTHOUGH THESE PHOTOS ARE DIGITALLY ENHANCED, THERE IS ABSOLUTLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM. SHE LOOKS GOOD. IT'S JUST BECAUSE IT'S BRITNEY THAT PEOPLE HAVE THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS. IT'S TABLOIDS AND SITES LIKE THIS THAT WILL EVENTUALLY TEAR HOLLYWOOD APART ONE CELEBRITY AT A TIME. RIGHT NOW IT'S "LET'S DESTROY BRITNEY"— WHO'S NEXT?

    92. Emmaswatchingyou says – reply to this


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      I don't know what you're talking about because those photo's look great and nothing like a trainwreak… looks like you're smoking too much of the budda there Perez….

    93. me says – reply to this


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      Everyone gets photoshopped in magazines. And photoshop can only do so much. The proof of that is all those 3rd rate magazines I have never heard of that they put Perez in. I promise they photoshop the shit out of him. But the result is only so good. Guess they haven't perfected the "remove fat roll" filter yet. So the point it…to end up hot you need to be able to start out hot.

    94. jake says – reply to this


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      Wow, Mandy Moore looks great!

    95. wetcnt says – reply to this


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      They photoshop EVERY photo that appears in magazines. Why get all over Brit's case? Oh, that's right, you're a bunch of obese cunts…

    96. Jesus says – reply to this


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      see milmamadas, visit milmamadas, go to milmamadas, you will see britneys real front crack

    97. Kumiko says – reply to this


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      I wonder how long it took to photochop that! They probably used the smudge tool to make sure her eyes aren't droopy.

    98. SUSIE says – reply to this


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      HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF PHOTO SHOP? AND AIRBRUSHING???

    99. reality-check says – reply to this


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      Its sad that she needs a team of professionals to look halfway decent. I have seen her everyday photos and she honestly looks like white trash. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    100. crackiswack says – reply to this


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      I'm a Brit-hater and didn't like her pre-KFed and it's much, much worse now, but i think she looks good in these pictures. Gotta give her props where they're due. I agree with the hair dresser that she should own the short hair and stop trying to rock the shitty wigs and weaves, though.

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