Separated At Birth

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Left: Beyonce's scary mom, Tina Knowles. Right: the frightening Vanessa Minnillo.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 9:50 pm / Email this  »

    166 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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    1. max says – reply to this


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      primerito!!!!

    2. as says – reply to this


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      hi

    3. susy says – reply to this


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      she is a slut!!!!!

    4. yup says – reply to this


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      they both fugly

    5. oh no says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    6. Hannah says – reply to this


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      FUCK THESE BITCHES

    7. amanda says – reply to this


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      lol…i think vanessa is pretty, but she has become damn annoying lately.

    8. sigrid says – reply to this


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      LMAO..first

    9. yoyomama says – reply to this


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      1

    10. hahah says – reply to this


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      hahah

    11. starr says – reply to this


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      haha

    12. Sai says – reply to this


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      first

    13. LLOYD says – reply to this


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      1st?

    14. asdsad says – reply to this


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      bitchzz i was firstt this thing took longg.. >;(

      btw beyoncez mom aint bad so dont mess

    15. salsina says – reply to this


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      shes gross

    16. Julie says – reply to this


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      AWESOME - THIS ONE'S WAY TOO FUNNY!!!

    17. horneyy bitch says – reply to this


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      omg its me again who wants to fuck mee?? commonn!!

    18. clarissa says – reply to this


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      eew, scary.

    19. Sai says – reply to this


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      damm you all, look what a few seconds can do. I think they don't look much alike, mb Beyonce's mom and the blair white is a better comparison.

    20. April says – reply to this


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      Boy, no you didn't ! The only thing frightens people is yo ass! You really need to stop cappin'. You ain't nothing, but a bugga monster your damn self. You hatin' on a high class sista.

    21. BEYONDSLUT says – reply to this


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      BEYONDSLUT is going to look just like her evil whore mommy hahahahaha

    22. f says – reply to this


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      so her mom is white, didnt know that

    23. th says – reply to this


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      THESE FUGLY HOES SUCK LOTS O DICK

    24. rockstar'swife says – reply to this


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      Vanessa is gorgeous, I really don't understand your view on life, Perez, but I'm trying because I think your site is hilarious:))

    25. your mom says – reply to this


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      first
      **yawn** booooooring

    26. cindy says – reply to this


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      this is so true. LOL

    27. doodles says – reply to this


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      First.

    28. DON'T GO THERE!!! says – reply to this


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      DON'T TALK BOUT ANYONE'S MOMA!!!! T-R-O-U-B-L-E

    29. nessa!! says – reply to this


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      lol!! :D

    30. Johnny Bingo says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA, ugly.

    31. PEREZISABITCH says – reply to this


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      Neither one is scary Perez, you're a super racist, woman hater. Get over yourself. You wish someone was taking pictures of you!

    32. ewww says – reply to this


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      no way tina knowles is fucking scary looking

    33. shann says – reply to this


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      haha

    34. Sam says – reply to this


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      Not even close Perez — most of the time, you are spot on. This time, way off.

    35. BrunetteinTexas says – reply to this


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      They are both beautiful women. Don't be such a hater, Perez!

    36. basdf says – reply to this


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      FIRST(jus wanted to try it)

    37. TexasChick says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA!!! They are so gross and used looking!!!!

    38. mariposa says – reply to this


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      Mrs. Knowles is a fine Lady, and Minnillo is a Classy Ho!

    39. first says – reply to this


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      good one..

    40. SLOW DAY says – reply to this


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      RITE….LEAVE TACKY KNOWLES ALONE! TODAY IS A SLOW DAY FOR U PEREZ!

    41. madam pince says – reply to this


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      Tina Knowles always looks angry. I think she's pissed that Beyonce is the star and not her.

    42. b-fazio says – reply to this


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      first…. fuckin funny!

    43. asdf says – reply to this


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      first

    44. michelle says – reply to this


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      wow they really do look a like!

    45. jofus says – reply to this


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      woof

    46. TWINS!!!! says – reply to this


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      they look identical!! that's weird and should be investigated

    47. bs says – reply to this


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      nast.

    48. bebop says – reply to this


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      tangina from poltergeist
      tangina from poltergeist
      tangina from poltergeist
      tangina from poltergeist
      tangina from poltergeist
      tangina from poltergeist
      tangina from poltergeist

    49. ZENDAWGS! says – reply to this


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      HOLY F*CK! Perez you are a ILL! RESPECT, FOR recaf*cknizing!

    50. sheesh says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!! well vanessa is WAY prettier but woah

    51. Carina says – reply to this


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      Come on, Perezito! That's just plain cruel! Vanessa may be a bimbo, but she certainly looks nothing like the boogeyman!

    52. skyline says – reply to this


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      #17 is that you Minnillo????

    53. Sweet Chicken says – reply to this


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      Omy! That is a good one!

    54. JUICY says – reply to this


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      PEREZ UR WEBSITE/BLOG IS ADDICTIVE…IT DOESN'T GET JUICIER THAN THIS!

    55. Anne says – reply to this


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      they do kinda look alike

    56. Choad says – reply to this


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      that beezienillo suck the back of my bunghole!!!

    57. t says – reply to this


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      tina is way hotter

    58. BOOBOO says – reply to this


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      older version of, amazing!

    59. JM7 says – reply to this


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      I know someone who works at MTV (at least as of 12/06, when she was still very much there), worked w/. Venessa more than frequently, and all he said plain and simple said V was a "such a bitch" LOL! MORE than believed her own minimal un-significant hype. Was so b*tchy (to him thankfully) it was more comical than anything else, and not to be believed! But ya, shes not a nice gal.

    60. Candy Barr says – reply to this


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      Mrs. Knowles is not scarey . . . Vanessa Minnillo is not frightening. You must not have much to discuss these days, Perez.

    61. foxyroxy says – reply to this


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      both are fug:(

    62. azt says – reply to this


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      RUN NICK RUN! THAT'S A STRONG POLYNESIAN GENE MOJO GOING ON THERE.

      THAT GETS UGLIER EVERY SECOND.

    63. Sk8erchick says – reply to this


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      her fucking funny eye is making me dizzy!

    64. mary says – reply to this


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      "As Perez said it scares the shit out of us!!!"

    65. onelooseanus says – reply to this


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      mom and dad are scary! it's impossible that two people so evil could spawn anything as sugary sweet as miss armpitt's image.

    66. ashley says – reply to this


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      tina looks like the girlfriend in the prison thriller videos!!!

    67. tina says – reply to this


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      you are right Perez, I see the resemblance, it's like a before and after….

    68. mina says – reply to this


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      "BEYONCE MOM IS REALLY REALLY VERY CALIENTE HOT!!!!!!!!!"

    69. NotAnAmericanIdiot says – reply to this


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      HA HA Nick! This is what you will be looking at in a couple of years! Bet you wish you could have held on to the GORGEOUS Jessica !

    70. Chris says – reply to this


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      Perez - sorry, but what was funny, constructive, or gossipy about this?? You really need to stop commenting on people's appearance and think it makes news, is funny or interesting.
      Your 5 minutes is ticking…..loudly!

    71. Keepin Real says – reply to this


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      Dude, what the hell is up your ass with the hate on Minnillo?

    72. the rat pack says – reply to this


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      this one is quite accurate. finally. a scary designer using her daughter's career and money to launch her line and an erractic cocksucking ex-vj for the worst channel on television.

    73. sassycassy14 says – reply to this


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      They are BOTH beautiful women!!!

      NO ONE is perfect….and if you say are, then you're lying.

      If you're hating on them, you're just JEALOUS!!! If you say you aren't…..then you're STILL lying.

    74. D says – reply to this


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      Tina wants to suck your blood, Vanessa wants to suck Nick's dick
      They both look hungry!!

    75. michael vick is a fucking loser says – reply to this


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      Tina Knowles looks like a bitch thats possessed. Nad well we all know what a skank ass whore Vanessa milliAHO

    76. WHOA says – reply to this


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      FUCKIN NUTS. IT'S LIKE THEIR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO BEYONCES SCARY MOM THEN TOOK ANOTHER 30 YEARS IN LABOR TO POP OUT HER IDENTICAL TWIN.

    77. Salem2007 says – reply to this


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      Weird!

    78. Erin says – reply to this


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      whore

    79. Marianelly says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      Have YOU taken a look in the mirror lately? There's nothing wrong with these 2 women. Maybe the constant hair color change is affecting your brain cells and vision.

    80. Pam says – reply to this


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      hey be nice We like Vanessa..
      Stupid Perez..
      His Monkey must be typing again!!!

    81. Jason says – reply to this


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      Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That is soooooo FUNNY! They look like sisters from these pics! I also think that Tina Knowles looks a bit like a WITCH! A Friendly WITCH that is………………………………!

    82. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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      Vanessa looks OK but that is as good as she will ever get, she's at her peak. It all down hill and its a steep hill. See any good looking older Filipino woman? Also Filipino woman have real tempers, knife wielding "restraining order" crazy tempers. That sweet thing persona? BS. A friend married a Filipino woman, it was a nightmare. He's 6'2" and needed a restraining order against his younger 5'1" Filipino x-wife who terrorized him. No thanks.

    83. www.yeoq.com says – reply to this


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      funny comparison Perez. funny cause they actually look alike.

    84. longhorndiva138 says – reply to this


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      SO TRUE!

    85. Amanda says – reply to this


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      I don't know why people think Vanessa is so gorgeous, she's a gremlin! She has nothing on Jessica!

    86. TEUTONICEARTHQUAKE says – reply to this


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      Imagine if their cheeks bumped into each. Teutonic earthquake!

    87. jok says – reply to this


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      hey # 83….way to be stereotypical

    88. Kristen says – reply to this


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      Vanessa is gorgeous! You must be jealous that she is slepping with Nick and not you! Give the girl a break! She is young and has made mistakes, but she is NOT frightening!

    89. suzi says – reply to this


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      jesus! beyonce's mum looks evil. what a confident piece of shit she is….
      and as far as Vanessa M is concerned, i dare say Nick Lachey may need to reconsider that marriage proposal….YIKES. (PEREZ YOU RULE - ALL MY LOVE FROM SUZE IN AUSTRALIA) XX

    90. Jodi says – reply to this


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      omg, that is so funny!!!

    91. Keepin Real says – reply to this


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      Fuck Jessica Simpson, she looks like shit compared to these women. Neither of these woman have cheap, ratty hair extensions, fake boobs or fake lips.

    92. nyob says – reply to this


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      yep both money hungry bitches trying to be famouse lmao

    93. LM says – reply to this


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      I don't see anything scary about them. Amy Winehouse, now that's frightening, and so is that hugely fat English singer you like.

    94. Marissa says – reply to this


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      THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING F-U-N-NEY!!!

    95. Cajun Cutie Loves Poo Poo says – reply to this


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      she looks like PooPoo Broussard
      to verify go to poopoobroussard.net

    96. lolly says – reply to this


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      Of all the trash in hollywood, Vanessa really doesn't bother me. I usually agree with Perez, but in this case, I think we should make Vanessa famous!!!!

    97. VANESSA MINNILLO says – reply to this


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      I BEES A CLASSY HOE AND WHAT? NICK LOVES IT CUZ I KNOWZ HOWS TO STAYZ TRUE

    98. manda says – reply to this


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      vanessa minillo is gorgeous!!

    99. Caterro says – reply to this


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      THats who I thought it was in the first one scary!

    100. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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      Toss in a bit of Rosanne Barr / Arnold whateverthefuck post op with Fugessa & it's a match for sure!

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