She's At It Again!

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Washed-up shitcom star Roseanne is back to her attention hungry ways.

The unfunny comic just posted a new violent bulletin to her "friends" on her official MySpace:

"ROSEANNE™

Date: 16 Aug 2007 9:38 AM
Subject: shot and pissed on
Body: is what i will do to spammers, and people who send me chain letters and bullshit lists to forward to other boring assholes. All who have the time to do these things need to be deployed to iraq. Draft the Bush twins first!"

Somebody get this woman some psychiatric attention.

She's crying out for help!

Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:09 pm / Email this »

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Starla says – reply to this

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OK—Roseanne…que paso contigo vieja?!!!!! First or second or third.
Sophie says – reply to this

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what a cunt
JustME says – reply to this

3

She is fucking nuts…
CLIT says – reply to this

4

MY CLIT IS ENLARGING, HELRP ME AMERICANS, I WANT TO POO ALSO
erin says – reply to this

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She's a fat whore. I never got why anyone would wanna watch a show about poor, uneducated white trash.
lawchic says – reply to this

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sad
kate says – reply to this

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hahaaa
Anna says – reply to this

8

She's crying out for help? If so then what is it that you're doing? What the hell is your purpose?
Dia says – reply to this

9

Crazy Bitch
CR says – reply to this

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SHE'S NOT THAT BAD. PEREZ, UVE HAS SAID A LOT WORSE. HER HUMOR'S REALLY JEWISH THO. NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE JEWS..I MEAN..SOME THINGS SHE SAYS IS REALLY FUNNY AFTER A SECOND OR TWO
Princess says – reply to this

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Oh good grief, get over it! You obviously take her humor TOO seriously!
beth says – reply to this

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ROSIE IS A MEDIOCRE COMPARED TO ROSEANNE!
11 YEAR OLD says – reply to this

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GUYS WHAT IS A CLIT?
adrian says – reply to this

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her comments are no cruder than yours..
k says – reply to this

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I Still Love Her!!!
hhhuuuuuuuu says – reply to this

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8th
iluvperez says – reply to this

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1st
HOO HEE HEE says – reply to this

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SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPYALIDOSHUS
nic says – reply to this

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she's crazy, but i agree on drafting the bush twins!!!
jeanna says – reply to this

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How the FUCK is anything she says worse than you?
FUCKING LOOK IN A MIRROR. You are taking this way too far.
nellie says – reply to this

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first
sarah says – reply to this

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first11!!!
me says – reply to this

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i didnt even know that she was still alive!
slyplay says – reply to this

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who cares she is boring blah blah
sarou says – reply to this

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yeah ,she look like she need help.you 're right on this perez.
Charlotte says – reply to this

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dude get over it already and move on!
katie says – reply to this

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Some people should NOT have myspaces.
marina says – reply to this

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don't like her
Nancy says – reply to this

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kate says – reply to this

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ugh gross
JillF says – reply to this

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Douche!
Julie says – reply to this

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new yorker says – reply to this

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Umm… it's a bit ironic that you are calling her 'attention hungry'. At least she has some talent…
LOLOLOL says – reply to this

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"Somebody get this woman some psychiatric attention.

She’s crying out for help!"

..uhmmm.. you say the exact same, if not worser things, about other people..
alena says – reply to this

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you are soooooo pathetic perez, roseanne is awesome
Danny says – reply to this

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You can dish it out but you can't take it. heh.
Kenyon says – reply to this

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Judy says – reply to this

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Personally, I think Roseanne is hilarious. She calls 'em like she sees 'em. Perez, you're great and all, but you need to get a sense of humour and not be so sensitive. This lady rocks!
cai says – reply to this

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quit putting her up!
SHEUSEDTOBEFUNNY says – reply to this

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.

AND NOW SHE PLAIN CRAZY

WHY ISN'T THIS FILED UNDER OLD AND CRAZY?

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Kathleen says – reply to this

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It is funny she mentioned the Bush twins because Jenna got engaged yesterday.
eeeekamouthisaterriblething says – reply to this

42

She is walking a thin line between humor and crazy.
Heather says – reply to this

43

Good point about the losers who have nothing else to do all day but blog on entertainment websites, right?
BMY says – reply to this

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Roseanne is amusing. I like her. You on the other hand, Perez, need some new material. You can only rag on the same people so much before it gets to be a bit monotonous. You are in love with Paris Hilton which I must say speaks for itself.
bbbbmer says – reply to this

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she's RIGHT! send the demon spawn of republicans to fight that friggin war for oil profits….. THEN we'll see how quickly the Bushies search for 'peace with honor'…..
JOn says – reply to this

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Go Rosie - you rock!
qt196 says – reply to this

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Do you just make this shit up? I've never once seen of these so-called postings on her MySpace page.
meme says – reply to this

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you are pathetic MARI0. the meth has rotted your brain. you are a 40 year old virgin with alot of rage. is it true you have feline aids and pay people to defacate on you?? that's gross u need help
WATEVER says – reply to this

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PEREZ SHE IS BIPOLAR… SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
ilona rose says – reply to this

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I was never a big fan of Roseann or her show…but I saw her on Bill Maher a few months ago…I was amazed at how smart and intune she was with the current state of our country…No BS, I was really impressed…I am surprised at all the crazy shit I read here about her…I just didnt think she was like this…You never know what goes on in people's heads…On Bill Maher's show, she didnt seem crazy at all…Maybe sitting alone in front of her PC screen, a few drinks in her…Well, who knows…
xox, ilona rose
hugh jass says – reply to this

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I totally agree with her post. Spammers & chain-letter-senders SHOULD be shot!
Linda says – reply to this

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Perez…is it just me or have you gained like 80 lbs in the last 3 months? STOP READING HER FUCKING BLOGS YOU SLOB!
perezsucks says – reply to this

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ROSIE ROCKS, SHES SOME FUNNY SHIT, PEREZ SHOWS HOW JEALOUS HE IS BY WHAT HE SAYS, HE OLNY WISHES HE WAS A FUNNY AS ROSANNE
Zenith says – reply to this

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must be a slow media day for Mario b/c I just don't see the big whoop
cklnf says – reply to this

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please, dont insult jewish humour, that is NOT jewish humour CR
COCO says – reply to this

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Fat asshole, vulgar bitch. So, she thinks our soldiers are annoying that's what they are in Irak.

Hey Roseanne, you should be deported to IRAN, you fat terrorist bitch. You are really the character you portrait in your horrible sitcom, a trailer trash, no talent, no class, third rated whore! Just shut the fuck up and die!
kirstin says – reply to this

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Oh please… that lady is sassy and takes no shit from people like you. Trash her all you want. The only harm you're doing is blackening your own sad little withered hearts faster.
Emily says – reply to this

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Jesus christ perez, why don't you fuckin lay off her
LOLOLOL sucks says – reply to this

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Are you a retard? WORSER??? Get off the computer and go back to the 3rd grade English class you oh so clearly skipped.
What's the prob? says – reply to this

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He bloggings read like her comedy routine. She is not nuts, you are just not getting it.
Clover says – reply to this

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ummmmmmmmmm
i kinda feel the same way about crap chain emails
xoxoxo
clover
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? says – reply to this

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sounds normal to me. I think you are her real life Leon!!!!
Think twice says – reply to this

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Hmm Perez, maybe you should think about it before you decide to throw Rosie so easily into the fire with the other crazies you claim you can't stand. From what I can remember, she and Ellen Degeneres were among the first to be open about homoesexuality on daytime television. In the Roseanne show, her Mom was gay, a male and femal friend were gay, it was all about her trying to expose the average American to the differences in others. Maybe she isn't as classy as Ellen, but I think her heart must be in a good place.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Perez, seriously just drop it. You're wasting my time & yours on someone no one really cares about anymore…then again I DID comment so who really is to blame here? We're just prodding you on aren't we.
STL says – reply to this

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Why is her old ass even on myspace is what I want to know.
kat says – reply to this

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lol i feel the same way about those damn chain emails …

ps roseanne is one of my all time favorite shows!
thevillagejoke says – reply to this

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STFU PEREZ!
LEAVE HER ALONE!
diane says – reply to this

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Nothing nutty about that . . that's a normal reaction to idiots who send spam, etc., and waste people's time.

STFU Perez.
kevin says – reply to this

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wtf my comment didnt go through :[
bob says – reply to this

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I hate people who forward stupid crap too Rosie! You tell em!
me says – reply to this

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oh boy, grow up (to perez) - you need help, when you don't stop to call normal people crazy. you're looking for every little thing to make fun of her or call her "abnormal" why? because she focused on you and you're not intelligent enough to get her points? are you pissed because of that? you're ridiculous.
lili says – reply to this

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Oh Anna (#8) you are so SPOT ON!!! Thanks for that piece of sanity!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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she bugs me 2
Mad Cat says – reply to this

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Hey wait a minute…this is the first time she has made sense!! I'm in 100% agreement!!
Lisa says – reply to this

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I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Roseanne.

Perez is only jealous and butt-hurt. What does he contribute to society other than its downfall?
Otis says – reply to this

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Perez - We love you but this craziness is really something you should embrace. And sending the Bush twins out to war is always a great idea! And the Bush family spawn in general. After all, have any of them served? Ever??
holding back the barf says – reply to this

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Come on, you have to admit, she IS funny! I'm loving these rants of hers! Don't be such a crybaby!
nancyboy says – reply to this

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I thought this was Cybill Shepherd!
Moriah says – reply to this

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This is one time I do not agree with you. I think you have some personal shit with her and should let it go.

She speaks what is on her mind.. wrong or right, get over it honestly.
Ladeedah says – reply to this

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I totally agree with her. Shoot them, piss on them and send them to Iraq…spammers and the Bush girls.
ROLO says – reply to this

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i think shes fuckin funny!!
SUSIE says – reply to this

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HAS BEEN HAS BEEN HAS BEEN..THEY JUST DONT KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY…..
Diana says – reply to this

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You're an idiot and have a simple sense of humor.
LEON=PEREZ says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU ARE ROSEANNE'S REAL LIFE LEON!!!!! LMFAO!!
brent says – reply to this

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Perez - there's an old saying "those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones". Consider what you say about people on a continual basis. It's just as vile, tactless, mean spirited and violent as her rants about spam and chain letters. You are that different from the other, you're both fat slobs that should spend some time on a treadmill rather than spending time at a keyboard, spewing bile and eating ho-hos.
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greg matson says – reply to this

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I think shes right on the money. I FUCKING HATE to see what people ate for dinner last night and their fav. cOloRs. Fuck that and fuck you. Fuck myspace while your at it.
Lolamama says – reply to this

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What on earth is the big deal about what she's saying, Perez?? It's weird how you're making such mountains out of mole hills. I read stuff that's 10 times worse on blogs every day, yours included. Give it a rest.
kaleeeeeeee says – reply to this

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Roseanne is my favorite because she's so crazy.
DJ says – reply to this

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I still watch ROSEANNE reruns. I love that show.
dee says – reply to this

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she might just be a genius! I never cared for her show but now its in syndication i watch it and appreciate it more…the whiney quality to her voice just drives home her over the top statements that momentarily offend, raise the hair on your arms, and then, eventually, your consiousness…viva Roseanne!
GAP has a big head says – reply to this

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Perez stop spamming.

Roseanne is my No 1 female hero. Supergirl. Albert Einstein would be proud.
PEREZ GOT FUCKED OVER BY ROSEANNE says – reply to this

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perez you dislike her because she got you good and now you're bitching and crying as usual get those pink panties off and shut the fuck up quit going to her site if you can't stand her, you're only asking for trouble
cali says – reply to this

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I don't get it are the Bush twins spamming her with e-mails??
jazz says – reply to this

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why does this women get to you so bad?
I have no problem with her or yourself Perez.
But maybe this is a little karma coming back at you.
gimmegimme says – reply to this

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ROSEANNE RULES. Draft the Bush twin skanks!
cat says – reply to this

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WHY is that the blogs are NEVER on her page???
alex says – reply to this

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fuck her! pisses me off when my husband is away in iraq (missing our 9 month old) fighting so she can run her big fat loser mouth and have her freedom of speech!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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This whole Rosanne thing makes me wonder about the rest of the gossip you post on your site. I have Rosanne on my friends list and you can tell that each of her bulletins is meant in a joking (not serious) way. So I think you just like to twist things and make them out to be more than they are. You know just so you can get your 15 minutes of fame at anothers expense. In my opinion that is worse.
Lew says – reply to this

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What's your beef with her?!?!? I don't see one single thing that she's saying as "crazy". Get off of your high horse. At least Roseanne is truly a star and you're F List at best, you fat little bitch.

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