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Beyonce is whoring it out left and right these days. And to the left again!

She was in Toronto pimping out her mother's craptacular fashion line on Wednesday, and Thursday she was in New York at Macy's hawking the Armani Diamonds fragrance.

With all that money she's been banking, hopefully Beyonce will take a break soon. A nice LONG break.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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    1. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      PIT-ZILLA

    2. alexisloveee says – reply to this


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      lolz @ perez

    3. heyyall says – reply to this


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      SPRAY'EM DAMNIT!

    4. Gramgelina says – reply to this


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      Hey a girl's gotta eat….oh and can someone tell me why you would wear flesh colored stockings in summer? Especially ones that don't even match your flesh??????? :(

    5. javier says – reply to this


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      oh !!
      i love me some beyonce !!

    6. Mr right says – reply to this


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      Fuck you perez!!

    7. LIZ says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    8. wen says – reply to this


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      first

    9. Christine says – reply to this


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      If she cared about her career as as much as peddling goods and showing us her armpits, SHE'D be Queen Of All Media!

    10. leann says – reply to this


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      1st :)

    11. Mr right says – reply to this


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      you an ass perez!!

    12. Travisty says – reply to this


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      Ahh I am so tired of her.

    13. eric Kane says – reply to this


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      she does need to take a break. but then again she is no more an attention whore than your fat ass is.

    14. HAS says – reply to this


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      Your the whore Perez

    15. Kim says – reply to this


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      I'm so over her now, she needs to take a permanent vacation

    16. shaniqua knowles says – reply to this


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      i'm so sick of beyonce, she's overexposed and boring, and has no personality, and she also looks like a drag queen!!!

    17. Misty Dawn says – reply to this


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      I bet we have 20 more years of this shit :(

    18. Starla says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU BEE!!!!! Keep doing your thing mama. I LOVE YOU TOO HATERS!!!! I Laugh My Ass Off every time Beyonce is put on blast….she's even gorgeous as she fell down those flight of stairs….another outstanding example of a young, hot, succe$$ful,happy, Black woman. OK… proceed with Brit, Linsey, and the rest of the doped up bimbos of Hollywood. FYI: You gotta be doing something right if celeb blogging is OBSESSED with your ARMPITS!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    19. ForReal says – reply to this


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      OMG Raid's much cheaper!!!

    20. caro says – reply to this


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      What is with that stupid pantyhose?

    21. Lali says – reply to this


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      Why did they put white stockings on her?

    22. princess says – reply to this


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      they're spanx, not just plain old stockings.

    23. the pits says – reply to this


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      Hey no pits? I would lick them if she'd let me

    24. PropstoB says – reply to this


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      You are tooooo darling, Starla!

    25. nickss14 says – reply to this


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      gosh those pits would use the whole bottle!

    26. Fly Agaric says – reply to this


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      Not a good look

    27. Angelique says – reply to this


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      Why stockings with open toe shoe?? Why why why?????

    28. The pits says – reply to this


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      why no pits? I would lick them if she'd let me

    29. gu says – reply to this


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      OMFG GO AWAY!!! SHE ISN'T EVEN INTERESTING LIKE LINDSAY PARIS AMY NICOLE OR BRITNEY!!!

      plus she looks really odd

    30. Alex says – reply to this


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      Remember that one song? Bills, Bills, Bills. Looks like Jay-Z doesn't want to pay those bills.

    31. word of advice says – reply to this


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      Umm Starla, take your meds and stop riding Beyonce's dick

    32. maikel says – reply to this


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      Love that dress!!! I cant wait to buy her new perfume!!!!!!!!!

    33. chutio6 says – reply to this


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      So over-rated!

    34. JESS says – reply to this


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      YES!!! AMEN

    35. Concerned Dude says – reply to this


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      Is it me, or doesn't anyone else notice just how horrible of a dancer Beyonce is?

      She is SO HERKY/JERKY with her movements - not smooth or elegant at all.

    36. n says – reply to this


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      What's with the shiny pantyhose? ugh!!

    37. N says – reply to this


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      What's with the shiny pantyhose?? Ugh

    38. shaniqua knowles says – reply to this


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      well concerned dude, you wouldn't be able to move gracefully too if you had your dick taped between your legs 24 hours a day like beyonce does, duh!

    39. orlandofall says – reply to this


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      hey beyonce be careful with that stairs. you don't want to fall again!

    40. cono says – reply to this


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      THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING HUMAN.

    41. me says – reply to this


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      that dress is straight out junior high school prom from 1983

    42. tdawg says – reply to this


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      She looks amazing! She also has an incredible voice, and has more talent in one of her pits than in your entire fat belly!

    43. dirtyd says – reply to this


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      why does she have nylons on? That seems so 80s.

      Mario, I am here to tell you, 30-something moms love you. But lose some weight. This is the prime of your life and you are photographed as much as the stars now. You won't regret it if you do.

    44. Stefan says – reply to this


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      beyonce is the HOTTEST CHICK IN THE GAME.

      @

      WWW.THECOOLNEWS.ORG

    45. Starla says – reply to this


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      # 32…I hate that number…BTW…I don't like dick….*sigh* How I love being a lesbian….if you're a guy OR a girl for that matter…'baby talk' whussa mattow…you want me to get on yours? BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, ok, there's your 5 minutes of fame. Next?

    46. Chop says – reply to this


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      Why the Hell is she wearing nylons???

    47. AlekFontaine says – reply to this


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      Beyonce reminds me of Shakira last year……..completely over exposed. Everywhere you look she's there, every radio station is playing her, every show you tune to she's there or being talked about, every blog is referencing her…ENOUGH! She should take a hiatus for a least six months!

    48. whocares says – reply to this


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      I am SOOOO sick of hearing and seeing talentless Beyonce…there has GOT to be something worth talking about out there….anything is more interesting than her or stupid Britney Spears…..

    49. karissa says – reply to this


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      I love Beyonce! Don't hate

    50. Marie says – reply to this


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      Nice f**king ice skating nylons…Suck in the fat sista!

    51. Nancyboy says – reply to this


      51

      Where's Britney?!?!?

    52. Lali says – reply to this


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      hey hey hey She is talented!
      She is just yucky
      but to say she has not talent is wrong because sha can SING not act!!!!

    53. dontkillanimals says – reply to this


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      They kill animals to use as fur in their "fashion" line. Cruel, selfish and ignorant!

    54. kate says – reply to this


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      i wonder how "hot" shed be if she had to sport her own hair and not long blondish extensions for once in her life!!

    55. Addy says – reply to this


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      Ugh. It probably smells like Jay-Z's balls..

    56. Yo Starla says – reply to this


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      Nope, not a lesbian guess again, lol. If you had any brains you'd know 32 is a powerful number, but I wouldn't expect an average ho to know that. Cheers!

    57. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      aka Janet Jackson,,, what's her message? FAKE/ zero longevity… Guillotine

    58. The Raccoon says – reply to this


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      I just can't stand that bitch! She has no talent and has a heart of stone!

    59. Audrey says – reply to this


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      Beyonce owns and rules and I love her for everything that she is and ever will be. But her dress, the stockings, the hair… It was all out of context here..
      Still L-O-V-E her=)=)=))=)

    60. jane says – reply to this


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      ACTUALLY LET'S HOPE SHE NEVER COMES BACK.

    61. Happy day says – reply to this


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      Today I had fried fish for lunch :)

    62. BeYAWNce says – reply to this


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      Who even fucking likes BeYAWNce anymore?

    63. Starla says – reply to this


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      #25…cool, thanks.

    64. piano girl says – reply to this


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      this girl is so overrated. her songs are repetitive unoriginal junk that are made interesting by the overproduced beats and accompaniment. fuck her and her materialistic ass boyfriend.

    65. This one girl. . . says – reply to this


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      I have no idea what to say about her. . .

    66. refried barf beyonce says – reply to this


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      Beyonce is so FUG without her makeup. UGH like regurgitated barf.

    67. rrna says – reply to this


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      MAkE THIS FAT BITCH DISSAPEAR

    68. ms. complexity says – reply to this


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      Thank you PErez…I think she should take a long ass break as well.

    69. Starla says – reply to this


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      # 61….ARE…YOU…A…FAG-TARD? READ….MY….POST (#19)…..AGAIN…..I (again, I repeat, I) AM-A-LESBIAN. Rest your eyes little one…the screen is fucking with your "brain". see ya…gotta go…I'll read your shit tomorrow! Oh yeah…go BEE…I LOVE U PEREZ. A la verga putos!

    70. SKYLER says – reply to this


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      LMAO! I love Love LOVE WHEN PEOPLE FIGHT IN COMMENTS!
      ITS SO FUN TO READ!

    71. Mel says – reply to this


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      Is she wearing Hose? Who the fuck wears hose anymore?! Hello 80's

    72. Mel says – reply to this


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      Is she wearing tan Hose? Who the fuck wears hose anymore?! Hello 80's

    73. Perley Girl says – reply to this


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      Uhhh… I didn't get the memo on "Shimmery Toast" nylons being back in style. I think the last time I wore those was for a dance recital when I was 9.

    74. Meagan says – reply to this


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      Is it me or do her legs look fucking huuuuuuuuuge???

    75. wahooligan82 says – reply to this


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      Can we get a cheat sheet of who Perez hates and who he doesn't? I sometimes don't get the logic.

      Feel free to add and edit as appropriate:

      HATES
      1. Anyone whose last name is 'Knowles'
      2. Fergie
      3. Britney Spears (and anyone who's worked for/lived with/touched/looked at her–see exception below)
      4. Anyone whose last name is 'Lohan'
      5. Anyone whose last name is 'Davis'
      6. Any woman who is married to/dating a man who isn't out but Perez insists is gay so by the transitive property he hates the woman (e.g. V. Beckham, Hugh Jackman's wife, anyone with Wentworth Miller, Zac Efron, etc.)
      7. Anyone whose last name is Bush
      8. Roseanne
      9. Patrick Wolf
      10. Vanessa Minillo and What's-His-Face (Fratty McJessica's Ex)
      11. Anyone black (serioiusly, check past posts) unless they were in the Spice Girls
      12. Scientologists
      13. Terri Hatcher
      14. Marilyn Manson
      15. Evan Rachel Wood
      16. Demi Moore's offspring
      17. Starr Jones
      18. Pete Wentz

      LIKES
      1. Anyone latino(a), even if it's Carlos Mencia.
      2. Amy Winehouse
      3. Brangelina
      4. K-Fed? (at least recently)
      5. Paul Rudd
      6. Seth Rogan
      7. Anyone whose last name is 'Hilton'
      8. Mika
      9. Himself
      10. Nicole Richie and by association the Madden brothers
      11. Madonna
      12. John Mayer
      13. (Most) Gays
      14. 'The Hills' and other girl dramas.
      15. Barak Obama
      16. Dita von Teese
      17. Demi Moore
      18. Milo Ventimiglia

      SOMETIMES HATES/SOMETIMES LIKES
      1. Mariah Carey
      2. Cameron Diaz
      3. Whitney Houston

    76. Destiny says – reply to this


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      WOWOWOOW r u serious beyonce is onme of the most power black women alive and she is one of the most beautiful i hope she keeps it up and u stop hatin perez tryna get famous as her wit no talent livin off internet funds

    77. elishaaaa!! baby says – reply to this


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      BAAAAAAAhahahahaha!!!! that was great i died of laughter at the title…good one :P

    78. Julie says – reply to this


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      I'm sick of Beyonce…….. she's overkill like Britney and Paris. We're sick of these people - bring in fresh new meat!

    79. Whencanibe1st? says – reply to this


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      Is she really wearing hose? I was thinking the shine comes from her legs being made of plastic. This would definitely explain her "Herky/Jerky" dance style.

    80. Misha says – reply to this


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      Beyonce has some amazing talent!

      I was just at her show in Toronto last night, and damn, the girl can sing. She can also keep up with all her dancers. She gave a killer performance and I have a new found respect for her.

      She's for sure one of the most talented people out there.

    81. youauttoknow says – reply to this


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      Is she wearing panty hoes! lol

    82. Gypsytrill says – reply to this


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      I LOVE her dress!!!!

    83. Carla says – reply to this


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      Why does Beyonce not look like Beyonce anymore?

    84. Mic says – reply to this


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      At least she is working and not drinking, drugging, and whoring around. She is positive young lady! Be kind Perez.

    85. Reinforced Panty Crotch says – reply to this


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      Nice "toes in hose" action there Bouncy!

      Wonder if she's doing a "Meredith" and going commando under her "Just My Size" support hose?

    86. Helloooo! says – reply to this


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      Even though Starla's gone she's still an annoying twat. Read my lips: I am NOT a lesbian. Go chase some other girl

    87. Marion Barry says – reply to this


      87

      The only thing I ever buy that a Nigga is selling is crack!

    88. Cybil says – reply to this


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      Why does Perez always talk about her pits? Is she known to have BO or something?

    89. weaverific! says – reply to this


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      Hotsexyprettybeautifullovelywonderfulweaverific!!!

    90. fucktard says – reply to this


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      hey fucktard, nice pics with your man boobs flopping around with Paris. Your such a fucking loser. do you see how fucked up you are?

      get aids you fat fuck

    91. cath says – reply to this


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      PIT WHORE!

    92. Al says – reply to this


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      BREAKING NEWS!!! Eddie Murphy knocked up another whore of Babylon. This time a whitey! (He's gone through all the entire sickle cell crowd already.)

    93. Sasha Newley says – reply to this


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      Damn, I miss Starla!

    94. nadine says – reply to this


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      that dress is notttt flattering on her

    95. where r u? says – reply to this


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      Starla when are u gonna call me, I been waiting 100 yrs!!

    96. grow up says – reply to this


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      Her dress is very pretty. And for those of you girls who were not educated on dressing well, wearing hose is sexy and appropriate for this dress. Bare legs are fine for a casual sundress or shorts, but you look like a rube when you hack around in bare legs in a fancy formal dress. Now off to finishing school with you……

    97. dionne warlock says – reply to this


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      And that blue dress ugly too

    98. www.trashboards.com says – reply to this


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      see what they're saying on Trashboards about her!

    99. I hate people says – reply to this


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      It is interesting how UGLY people always have something negative to say about people… Stop being Haters you fucking roaches… Don't hate her because she is black + beautiful + RICH … BITCHES…

    100. Sari says – reply to this


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      Is she wearing flesh-colored pantyhose??? EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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