Surrender The Bush

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Hard-pAArtying presidential daughter Jenna Bush is engaged.

Her mother, Lauara, sent out the following press release:

THE WHITE HOUSE
OFFICE OF THE FIRST LADY
For Immediate Release August 16, 2007
STATEMENT BY PRESS SECRETARY SALLY MCDONOUGH
President and Mrs. George W. Bush are happy to announce the engagement of their daughter, Jenna Bush, to Mr. Henry Hager, son of the Honorable and Mrs. John H. Hager of Richmond, Virginia. Miss Bush and Mr. Hager became engaged Wednesday, August 15, 2007.

No wedding date has been set.

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 2:33 pm / Email this  »

    231 comments to “Surrender The Bush”

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    1. TEAM LC says – reply to this


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      First i guess

    2. cooool says – reply to this


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      firsttttttt

    3. st says – reply to this


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      first

    4. Tammy says – reply to this


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      First I love Perez

    5. Mama says – reply to this


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      I bet she's knocked up.
      And who the hell gets engaged on a Wednesday?

    6. CASTRO says – reply to this


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      >((( ))):>

    7. anonymous says – reply to this


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      who cares.

    8. Tammy says – reply to this


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      First second whatever lol

      I love Perez, can't stand Bushy

    9. anonymous says – reply to this


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      is the junior "hohorable" too?

    10. just jak says – reply to this


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      I wish her and all her family (especially her father) all the UNHAPPINESS in the world.

    11. jessica says – reply to this


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      first.

    12. Brutal_Honesty says – reply to this


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      1st?

    13. Brutal_Honesty says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    14. WATEVER says – reply to this


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      BIG MOTHER FUCKIN DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. gia says – reply to this


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      well, good for her!!!

    16. Supadupa sex-ay says – reply to this


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      That girl… i still think she's one of the coolest "first kids" as opposed to boring Chelsea or any of the damn Nixon kids

    17. who caressssssssssss says – reply to this


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      I said. if thier gonna to establish the draft that these two are the frist ones on the list. See how fast this damn war ends. and who cares if your daughter is enaged. THE COUNTRY WANTS THIER CHILDREN BACK FROM THE WAR BUSH..FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER

    18. illlli says – reply to this


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      heck ya! fat girls need love too!

    19. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      he's gotta be "down with the devil",,,,,,,,,scary….That guy wants globalization.

    20. debbie says – reply to this


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      Funny how if a peson parties a few times they're considered "hardy partying" folks forever………… unreal peeps.

    21. Davide says – reply to this


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      congratulations to the bush family!! hope the 1st grandkid turns out to be gay!!!! or a caualty of war!! sorrow awaits…

    22. beckhazurita says – reply to this


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      who cares? all of the bushes are a bunch of idiots, especially the "first daughters", a bunch of bullshit

    23. Lala Bush says – reply to this


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      I hope she's as happy in her marriage as the rest of americans and the world are under Dodo Bush's rule of error.

    24. sucky person says – reply to this


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      Ew she's gross and fat.
      Her dad is an American idiot to say the least.

    25. jp says – reply to this


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      and the propaganda tool most used by the left to paint bush as evil was convicted on all 3 counts today in his terrorism trial. the leftist weep.

    26. Otis says – reply to this


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      What!?!?!!? What happened to the guy in Argentina?? Perez - we count on you to know all things Latin and south of the equator. Please inform!!

    27. ArmyWife says – reply to this


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      They need to announce that they are bringing the troops home!!!.. I miss my husband :(

    28. Kim says – reply to this


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      Is she like 23? Did she even graduate yet? Gross.

    29. Billy says – reply to this


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      #10..shut the hell up!

    30. miss mufffin says – reply to this


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      shes not a party girl shes a bohiemian grove member look it up on you tube

    31. Kittenwithawhip says – reply to this


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      HOOK'EM HORNS!!!!!!!!!

    32. Reign of Fire says – reply to this


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      Congrats to Jenna. I hope the hubby winds up being a cheap drunk like her. I'm saving my pennies for a wedding gift. An all expenses paid honeymoon trip to Iraq.

    33. GIna Rae says – reply to this


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      I wish the Bush family the best. Go W.

    34. Billy says – reply to this


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      #17…bitter? Get a life!

    35. steve says – reply to this


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      Just love how much they use satanic hand symbols

    36. Christine says – reply to this


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      Who gives a shit. It's probably an alliance that W set up so that him and all of his douchebag cronies can make more money or try to take over the world. What a dick! Uh oh, they might do wire taps on us or tap into the IP addresses…. be careful what you type… you never know what scumbag W might do.

    37. SoBored says – reply to this


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      Can't you guys actually be happy for them? OMFG - its an ENGAGEMENT, a happy time for ANY family.

      Stupid people always dragging the war and shit into EVERYTHING.

      I for one, wish Jenna and her fiance happiness!

    38. hope says – reply to this


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      Let's see a picture of the dude.

    39. Billy says – reply to this


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      I can't believe all the hate on here! No wonder we are at war! What a bunch of hypocrites!

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    41. Lindsay Loves the Jesus Juice says – reply to this


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      Did anyone else notice that her fiance's last name rhymes with Jager (as in Jagermeister)?
      *hiccup*
      drink up Jenna ya booze-whore!

    42. Billy says – reply to this


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      I agree #37!

    43. schmegma says – reply to this


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      What would you consider a hard partying person? I think she was the average college student. Who didn't get an underage consumption?

    44. j'ai l'eau says – reply to this


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      God, let's hope she's sterile. Stop the polluting of the gene pool with this fucked up family's DNA.

    45. To #27 says – reply to this


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      Well here's hoping your husband has a safe and happy return.

    46. carlos says – reply to this


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      they deserve eachother. *wretch*

    47. capekris says – reply to this


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      May the fleas of a thousand camels infest little Jenna's panties…and may GW rot in hell…a truly happy announcement would be he's bringing home the troops….Who the efff cares about his family when he OBVIOUSLY doesn't care about anyone else's!! I hate him!!!!!!!

    48. Megan Frances says – reply to this


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      If George Bush were my dad …

      You know what? I don't even want to entertain the thought. EVIL!!

    49. Pootie says – reply to this


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      I hope they have a horrible marriage. That entire family is evil and they will reap what they sow.

    50. Max Sawdust! says – reply to this


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      Missmuffin -There are no women Bohemian Grove Members. It is an OLD BOYS CLUB through and through, this is fact. And YouTube as a legitimate
      source of info? Are you effing kidding me?

      I grew up just across the river from BG. Even in the nightly sketches women are played by men, as they are not allowed.

      MaxSawdust!

    51. Shes preggers says – reply to this


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      she looks so knocked up on pictures on yahoo.

    52. Lyndsay says – reply to this


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      first of all… they're, their, and there have all different meanings…. figure it out idiots! Congratulations Jenna! Go W!

    53. sarou says – reply to this


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      i hope they burn.end the war sicko.who the hell give a chit about your fucking dauther.

    54. Max Sawdust! says – reply to this


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      She is 26 and YES She graduated from UT with a degree in English.

      Which is a damn sight more than most of you who can hardly speak or type English.

      You people are sickening, she has NOTHING to do with her fathers policies. How can you wish ill on her?

      Max Sawdust!

    55. bongQueesha says – reply to this


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      who gives a shiz. are they expecting some sort of contribution now?

    56. smorf says – reply to this


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      I bet that wedding will have an open bar

    57. reddlight977 says – reply to this


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      good for her. now she has an excuse for being fat. before her fatness could be attributed to her fatter than life waste space grandmother. now it will be attributed to squeezing out half a dozen brats prior to her first divorce.

    58. Jessi says – reply to this


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      Beautiful girl-I wish her all the happiness in the world.

    59. Alison says – reply to this


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      You're such a nothing piece of shit Perez. A legend in your own mind! You judge other people while you are the biggest fatass on earth.

    60. THE REAL AND ONLY MISSMILA says – reply to this


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      I CAN TOTALLY SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO JODIE SWEETIN(STEPHANIE TANNER FROM FULL HOUSE)HAPPENING TO JENNA BUSH! THIS GIRL HAS FUTURE METH WHORE WRITTEN ALL OVER HER FACE!

    61. PALOMA says – reply to this


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      WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!! WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    62. Erik says – reply to this


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      Who fuckin cares.

    63. Dick Bush says – reply to this


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      #39 We're not at war because of the hatred of the people on this site? We're there because of the stupid policies of Jenna's Daddy. Maybe you thought you were posting on GodHatesFags or a Fox News site.

    64. Just_Cruel says: VOTE RICHARDSON says – reply to this


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      OK ALL YOU LATINOS WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER AND GET A HISPANIC IN THE WHITE HOUSE…………………AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT????AM I RIGHT???

    65. Eff U Too says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES?!?!?! The Bushes don't give a fuck about me so why should I give a fuck about them? I hope they foreclose on their first house and can't get any medical insurance coverage.

    66. eff them says – reply to this


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      hypocrites! who is being a hypocrite? I know i aint. I could care less about thier damn happiness. Where the happiness for our TROOPS who have done 2 and 3 tours out there. Wheres the country's happiness?? Higher taxes.Gas.Food.Health Insurance. need i go on..I could give to rats asses about thier happiness. I did'nt VOTE for him. Do they cares about our sons n daughter..HELL NO.

    67. Cheryl says – reply to this


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      who cares..another drunk partier getting married…

    68. genifer says – reply to this


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      Gross gross and gag gag.just get out of the white house.

    69. jim says – reply to this


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      Well, this is shit. It is not even news worthy but hey, it's on CNN too. Like this will help The PResidents approval rating…only if they marry before she has her kid. Can yousay chiild out of wedlock?

      #64 - You need a nice hot glass of shut the fuck up. :)

    70. More Trees Less Bush says – reply to this


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      does anyone even like him anymore? and "who gets engaged on a wednesday" bahahaha i laughed forever.

    71. glo says – reply to this


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      She has the same small drug ridden moronic eyes as her father.

    72. heyyall says – reply to this


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      Congrats! All the happiness in the world!

    73. jenn says – reply to this


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      Fun little fact of the day: Barbara Bush participated in some satanic sexual rituals with Aleister Crowley way back in the day. 9 months later she gives birth to George Bush Senior. The father of Modern day Satanism is George Bush Junior's Grandfather! Proof that evil blood runs through that family…

    74. me says – reply to this


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      I got engaged the same day

    75. Jen says – reply to this


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      I bet she'll walk down the aisle in a Hello Kitty T-shirt and a pair of flip flops.

    76. Anne says – reply to this


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      Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick! What the fuck did she ever do to any of you.

      SHE isn't her father. I can't name very few kids who didn't drink in college. She's taken her life and done some good things with it. She's big into helping children with AIDS in 3rd world countries. Leave her the fuck alone and go back to your miserable lives smoking your Parliments, wearing your mu'umu'us and judging people in comfort from your plastic covered couches.

    77. Bee says – reply to this


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      The guy she is marrying is in training to be one of our next presidents! His dad is a Bohemian Grover.

    78. Lali says – reply to this


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      eeeeeekkkkkkk

    79. Heather says – reply to this


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      Don't you worry #27 sweetie, we will vote this maniac out and you will get the White House official press release you deserve to hear.

    80. jim says – reply to this


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      #76 Anne -

      "Leave her the fuck alone and go back to your miserable lives smoking your Parliments, wearing your mu’umu’us and judging people in comfort from your plastic covered couches"

      I have none of this…just an opinion. Don't like it, don't read it. Funnyhow a blog works, eh?

    81. Heather says – reply to this


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      Don't worry #27, sweetie, this maniac will soon be voted out and you will get the Offical White House Press Release you deserve to hear!

    82. MUAH says – reply to this


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      NO ONE CARES ABOUT HERE!

    83. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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      #69 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO SHUT UP. BUSH IS THE ONE THAT HAS THIS COUNTRY ALL JACKED UP. NOT ME. I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP GET SOMEONE RESPONSIBLE AND FAMILY ORIENTED IN THE SHIT HOUSE.

      ********I BET YOU'RE A BUSH SUPPORTER YOU SORRY ASS LOSER**********

    84. clawson says – reply to this


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      so much ignorance all in one place

    85. Candy Barr says – reply to this


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      This is not celebrity news . . . No one wants to read Perez covering White House bullshit . . .

    86. Johnnylawesq says – reply to this


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      Well, maybe she will get out from under the spell of her evil father. Doubt it though, he worked for daddy and probably shares his wicked ways.

    87. just jak says – reply to this


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      Jeez Anne…You're certainly a presumptive biatch. I took those darn plastic slip covers off my sofa a LONG time ago. And I DON'T CARE what kind of good work MZ Bush has done, she should be on the FRONT LINES in Iraq, and her father should be in prison for MURDER for the rest of his life.

    88. Wow says – reply to this


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      I am really happy for Jenna. This is an exciting time for her and her family. And while I might not agree with everything W has done, I certainly think he cares about our country and he does care about the families of the men and women serving our country. I think people wishing harm on W and his family need to take a step back. There is no reason to wish harm on anyone.

    89. Joe says – reply to this


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      The family lives here in RIchmond the dad is a total right wing nut job. She is marrying into a family that is even more right wing than hers. Why isn't Jenna in Iraq? Why does her old man send other girls off to war - but not her?

    90. Torrid Lover says – reply to this


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      Her Wedding Dress is gonna come from Torrid!

    91. nadja says – reply to this


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      HER FIANCE SHOULD SERVE IN THE WAR AND SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT…ACTUALLY SHE PROBABLY WOULD SINCE SHE'LL GO BACK TO COCKSUCKING, BOOZE DRINKING, DRUG SNORTING PAARTY WAYS!!!

    92. just jak says – reply to this


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      Hey WOW…eat SHIZ. Bush is a rotted MURDERER who doesn't give a shiz about our country, only the oil and insurance companies he shills for. Wake up you IGNORANT BOOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    93. ugh says – reply to this


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      Let me guess - just in time for a White House wedding. Please go away and live happily ever after with your political boyfriend, his family and your criminal family.

    94. Heather says – reply to this


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      I think I may be one of those ignorant Parliament Mu mu's to ask this, but what is a Bohemian Grover?

    95. JennaBush xoxodaddy says – reply to this


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      WOW I never thought I would be on perezhilton.com I think it's pretty cool and luckily for my sake I have been brought up well and know just how to take scrutiny so I think it’s awesome for the time being I have comments lining up on my own behalf. I’m just ecstatic about my engagement and the ring is beautiful.
      PS I read perezhilton.com a lot. Love it.

    96. jim says – reply to this


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      #84 - Just_Cruel says:

      ********I BET YOU’RE A BUSH SUPPORTER YOU SORRY ASS LOSER**********

      If you said that to my face I would kick your dumb all caps ass…I don't like Bush or anything he stands for… As far as a Latino in office, I refer you to the Mayor of LA…give it up esse.

    97. Molly says – reply to this


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      Great. Now she can marry and pass the stupidity and drunk genes on to the next generation.

    98. DowJones says – reply to this


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      Is this a marriage or a merger?

    99. Holey in Haiti says – reply to this


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      Is he a useless alcohic too. Her Daddy is an alocholic, gun tooting, redneck - I am sure she'll marry a man just like daddy.

    100. LaLaLaura says – reply to this


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      Not that I care, but that is daughter Barbara in the pix you ran. Jenna is the ugly one.

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