When Will He Stop???

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“Woke up this morning, heard the words to your song/Never meant to hurt you, but know where I went wrong …”

Those are the lyrics to a new song that Michael Lohan wrote about his daughter Lindsay.

If he were honest about his intentions, we'd have a lot more respect for him.

Michael should just say, "Yes, I want to be famous. I want a TV show. I want to ride my troubled daughter's coattails."

Instead, he continues to claim his motives are altruistic - as he talks to EVERY media outlet in the world.

This interview that crazy Poppa Lohan gave to The Observer is one of the most substantive pieces ever written on him.

It's long but there's some gems in there, like when he talks about how his fellow inmates would torture him with defiled pictures of Lindsay in Maxim.

He probably jerked off to the pics too.

Thank God he found Jesus now.

Jesus is telling Michael Lohan to be a media whore!

    Posted: Aug 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm / Email this  »

    90 comments to “When Will He Stop???”

    1. fk says – reply to this


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      1st

    2. crystal says – reply to this


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      MAN IS HE FATHER OF THE YEAR OF WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Claire says – reply to this


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      Still better than Dina!

    4. jazzy says – reply to this


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      douche…

    5. emily says – reply to this


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      first

    6. Jade says – reply to this


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      What a dirtbag!! He should just tell the truth.

    7. AO HO says – reply to this


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      SICK FUCKING PIG.

    8. movie reviews says – reply to this


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      How did she grow up to be so low class with great role models like that?
      .
      spoilerfree.blogspot.com

    9. Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this


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      he needs to let time heal …. leave her alone… and stop trying to make money off your own daughter…. ugh!!

    10. FGH says – reply to this


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      HA

    11. leo says – reply to this


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      meow………..first

    12. lina says – reply to this


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      haha first

    13. Katryna says – reply to this


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      wazz up

    14. Queen B says – reply to this


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      First* and I am SO SICK of him!

    15. jake says – reply to this


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      15th?

    16. DINA says – reply to this


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      GO CHECK OUT SHITNEYS PICS WITH CRISS ON X 17 GUYS LOOL WHAT A PHAT DRUNKIN SLUT

    17. Karin Buckland says – reply to this


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      SURE…..HE'S PROBABLY DOING LINES OFF THE COMMUNION TABLE ……..

    18. blahblahblah says – reply to this


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      omggg

    19. juice says – reply to this


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      poor lindsay

    20. Martin says – reply to this


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      Seriously.. why do people keep giving this guy an outlet to speak. We don't we all just ignore him and he'll fade away like all media craving whores.

    21. lexi says – reply to this


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      he'z way 2 fuckin crazy/money hungry

    22. kala says – reply to this


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      wutev

    23. ms. Rashi says – reply to this


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      WHY NOT? You yourself are the QUEEN of Media Whores. You're the biggest attention whore and shamelessly pimp yourself to be invited to shows. You hang around and hang-on rich people for connections, nam edropping idiot. So why deny Lindsey's sleazebag dad of the same whoring that you do?

    24. LikeEw says – reply to this


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      Him and Jessica Simpson's dad should get together, they can have a beat off session to their skanky daughters

    25. kittykat says – reply to this


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      good lord! what a sorry waste of a person…

    26. paige says – reply to this


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      i xpected MUCH MORE OUT OF UR WEBSITE I MEAN FOR REAL

      u site really sucks butt

    27. dee says – reply to this


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      "Media Whore"? Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black, Mario? I can see by the denegrating way you talk about people you "suspect" are gay that you are a self hating homosexual…but now we can add to that description a self hating media whore…and the hits just keep on coming!!

    28. Lali says – reply to this


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      he is such a uggghh

    29. liz says – reply to this


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      How do you know that Perez??? Jesus changes people. Is it so hard to believe that people can change? I think he is very sorry for his past and wants to help his daughter. What she needs is people reaching out for her just like he is doing. Lay off…let the girl get help…by whomever that may be.

    30. SILVER SIDE says – reply to this


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      HE SCARES ME. HE SEEMS TO LOVE HIS DAUGHTER A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH…KNOW WHAT I MEAN? EW.

      MYSPACE.COM/SILVERSIDEBAND

    31. hi says – reply to this


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      hi ya

    32. alena says – reply to this


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      Nice to see that micheal is NOT defiling his daughter by constantly running his mouth. He has class, high morals and has obviously educated himself about the devastation that is addiction. I am overjoyed that he is now opening his very own rehab facility in the Hamptons (which I am sure will be very successful)
      The depth of love that this man feels for his daughter, who is going through hell right now, is admirable. He has consistently put Lindsay's needs before any self interest he has and that's what being a parent is all about. Micheal would do anything to see that his beloved daughter gets well and has a happy life.
      The sacrifices this man has made for his family are too numerous to name, but I for one think he is father of the year material.
      I truly wish Lindsay well, she has many issues to work out and it wont be easy.
      One day at a time….
      Been there, done that..

    33. Bel says – reply to this


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      He & Dina have been getting a free lunch on Lindsey since she was pre-teen. Why would we expect it to stop now. Great Parenting!

    34. Yup. says – reply to this


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      Dads love their kids, regardless. This is a sad situation. I hope these two can come to some kind of understanding, in spite of all the nasty thinking that abounds. She's still his daughter, and he's still her Dad. It's between them.
      Maybe they can have some kind of relationship before she has to bury him.

    35. JESUS HATES YOU MICHAEL LOHAN says – reply to this


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      You people are stupid if you think this man has changed, a leopard cannot change it's spots. Religion is his new scam to get people to look at him with admiration aka his new source of narcissitic supply. The man is a total narcissist just like his wife and daughter. Michael Lohan: "I had a Ferrari, a lotus, the richest family, we were pillars of the community aka better than you" brag brag brag. This is what narcissists do, they live to brag about how respectable and rich they are. Pathetic. This whole family just needs to go away.

    36. Bel says – reply to this


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      I just read the article and I hope for Lindsay's sake that he is serious. I have my doubts but I DO KNOW that Jesus can change a person's heart. He's getting involved in a ministry with Stephen Baldwin and I hear Stephen is doing A good work for God. Maybe He's genuinely sorry and wants to help his daughter. Let's hope someone can reach her before it's too late. I hate to see these young lives wasted like this! Life can have such a better quality when one realizes that partying doesn't TRULY bring happiness.

    37. dirtyagendaposterboy says – reply to this


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      this article is great.

    38. Canadian Chick says – reply to this


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      SORRY I KNOW SHE IS TO BLAME!!
      BUT FUCK MAN, HER PARENTS ARE BOTH DISRESPECTING MORONS!!!!
      Im in disbelief….that fact that he could even fucking bring that up is sick!!!

    39. BOYTRON says – reply to this


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      You're a Media whore too Perez!!!

    40. bethl says – reply to this


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      One day you will see that you need Jesus too but it might be to late….

    41. Beth says – reply to this


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      Okay, I love this: "I had a Lotus, and Michael and Lindsay would cram in the front seat, sit on each other’s lap with the seat belt on, and we would pray."
      WHAT WERE THEY PRAYING FOR? NOT TO GET A TICKET FOR ENDANGERING CHILDREN'S LIVES BY PUTTING THEM BOTH IN THE FRONT SEAT???? SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NEVVVERRRRRRR BE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

    42. AZ says – reply to this


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      Micheal Lohan is the perfect example of a greedy idiot.

    43. melanie says – reply to this


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      I don't believe the explanation of Lindsey's fall from grace on the papparazo at all. I'ts obvious that it was from being raised by the nutjobs that are her parents.

    44. Beth says – reply to this


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      Okay, I love this: "I had a Lotus, and Michael and Lindsay would cram in the front seat, sit on each other’s lap with the seat belt on, and we would pray."
      WHAT WERE THEY PRAYING FOR? NOT TO GET A TICKET FOR ENDANGERING CHILDREN'S LIVES BY PUTTING THEM BOTH IN THE FRONT SEAT???? SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NEVVERRRRRRR BE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

    45. bertha buttmuncher says – reply to this


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      yawn
      The ENTIRE Blohan family are nothing but media whores.

    46. Beth says – reply to this


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      Okay, I love this: "I had a Lotus, and Michael and Lindsay would cram in the front seat, sit on each other’s lap with the seat belt on, and we would pray."
      WHAT WERE THEY PRAYING FOR? NOT TO GET A TICKET FOR ENDANGERING CHILDREN'S LIVES BY PUTTING THEM BOTH IN THE FRONT SEAT???? SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NEVERRRRRRRRRR BE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

    47. The REAL Lauren says – reply to this


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      The dude is exploiting her like Simon Legree!! Hang him from his tiny lil white boy thing!!!

    48. bter says – reply to this


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      Lindseys dad needs to pay more attention to his daughter along with her mother. just cause shes like 20 or somthng doesnt mean she doesnt need poarents or atleast people to tell her to slow down on the coke!

    49. www.yeoq.com says – reply to this


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      HAHA to the last statement perez made. Lindsay is hot don't care what noone else says.

    50. DrFreud says – reply to this


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      Speaking of FIRST, I bet Michael Lohan was hers. Sure would explain a lot.

    51. MICHAEL IS A LOSER says – reply to this


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      If Lindsay DIES from an O.D. Michael will be in front of a camera within 5 minutes with his crocodile tears and will have a book written within a week so he can profit from her untimely death. This man disgusts me. And who the Eff prays in a Lotus????? Um Michael, Jesus isn't about having the most expensive car or the richest family you idiot. It's obvious from your ignorant bragging that you are full of shit. Get a JOB loser and stop riding your daughter's coattails.

    52. dr freud says – reply to this


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      While on the subject of FIRST, I bet Michael Lohan was hers. Sure would explain a lot.

    53. yikes says – reply to this


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      sad.. so very sad..

    54. the unfit scribe says – reply to this


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      Hmmm his "lyrics" sound like the opening song on The Sopranos. How fucking original. Loser.

    55. Micheal Lohan says – reply to this


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      I really love my daughter so I wrote a crappy song
      I hope I sell a million so I can prove you all were wrong
      My need for fame and money is not just a passing thing
      I need a million dollars more so help me as I sing..
      Lindsay is in rehab and I want Gold gold gold
      I'd like to sell a story but its been told told told
      I am an attention whore who is really poor..Paris Hilton loves me for that Im sure Oh yea

    56. MICHAEL IS A PIMP says – reply to this


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      What will Michael do for an encore? Put out a RAP cd?>?? LOL! Well he does have prison Cred!

      Michael you have NO CLASS.

    57. melissa says – reply to this


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      Why can't anyone believe that he may have learned from his mistakes and is just trying to be remorseful and move forward. Will he NEVER be forgiven??? Does he have to pay the rest of his life for his mistakes? If you say yes, then Lindsay shouldn't be forgiven either.

    58. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Writing a song isn't going to make up for how he treated his daughter. I think he should actually feel pretty guilty about how Lindsay turned out. I was actually reading an article in In Touch today, and it was a tell-all deal of Lindsay's body guard (which I believe I've read more than one tell all from her bodyguards. One of them I think just quit from being her bodyguard and the other I read about today quit in 2005) and Micheal Lohan was making commentary and denying this and denying that. I normally don't believe these people and happen to think telling all about your ex-boss to a tabloid is both tacky and unprofessional, but I believed all that he said about Micheal and Lindsay. I think it was definetly fabricated to a certain extent, but the foundation of it all seemed pretty real to me.

    59. PhoQ says – reply to this


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      Jesus f'n christ??? didn't the Partridge Family perform this?

      You Are Always On My Mind?

      google it opiez

    60. zbabe says – reply to this


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      LOL, I thought that was a caricature of Paris! Can't tell the hos apart anymore.

    61. MICHAEL HAS NOT CHANGED says – reply to this


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      Why are you people so blinded by celebrity that you refuse to believe negative things about these people? If Michael Lohan had changed Melissa, he would shut his trap and just stay out of his daughter's life. He was just in the Hamptons the other day with his new GF who is the same age as Lindsay. They were buying super expensive crap. Where's he getting the money when he lives in a rehab and has no job? This man is a narcissist. He's just looking for attention. If he wanted to change he should start by getting a JOB. He hasn't paid one dime in child support in YEARS.

    62. MICHAEL OWES LINDSAY $$$ says – reply to this


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      OMG Michael is here defending himself. What an effing LOSER. GET A JOB MICHAEL! YOU OWE CHILD SUPPORT! PAY UP CREEP.

    63. Jim Baker says – reply to this


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      EVEN AS A CARTOON HE CAN'T KEEP HIS HAND$ OFF HER ASS!

    64. ihatelindsey says – reply to this


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      ok lindsey is a total attention seeker and creates her own drama for attention. she is just like her father. i am so sick of the lohan family. they should all get fixed so they dont create anymore disgusting creatures.

    65. AnnoyingLizard.com says – reply to this


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      Would that be to the tune of "Fire and Rain" by James Taylor?? :D

    66. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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      "Jesus is telling Michael Lohan to be a media whore!" Well, why not? That message was sent to Dina a long time ago.

    67. Donna West says – reply to this


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      Thats right shoot down any person that may try to HELP the crappy little s**t named Lindsey. Go stalk some other fool, fool.

    68. OMG!!! says – reply to this


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      WOW.

      Anyone else starting to feel like maybe it's not all Lindsey's fault? Jesus, what a delusional nutbag that man is. He's so crazy he doesn't even know he's crazy.

    69. OMG!!! says – reply to this


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      At least the mom's not out talking shit all over the place.

      Or is she?

      If yes, let me know where I can find it.

    70. monique says – reply to this


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      what a fucking loser.

    71. Meg says – reply to this


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      It's due to him that I think that Lindsay has developed such a disrespect for herself. I magine, your own flesh and blood, someone who is supposed to be there for you when no one else will, not giving a shit and then only appearing to make money off you. Disghusting. I hope that he loses all of the money the next time that he goes out gambling and drinking.

    72. apyknowzitall says – reply to this


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      That painting is so funny!!! The media just needs to stop giving him interviews.

    73. bg says – reply to this


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      you know i don't get all you dirtbags… are you jealous of lindsey or what… she is a person just like the rest of us and fucks up. you want her to clean up so you can tear her down again. what are we as a society becoming? fucking lowlifes… i respect her at her worst more than the people posting here!!

    74. cmat says – reply to this


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      Don't blame Jesus, Christians aren't perfect. Just forgiven.

    75. JackNMaine says – reply to this


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      Okay…who is writing this site now? First I read "resonates" in some folk chicks blurb, and now you're using "altruistic" and "substantive"? I would bet Brittney keeps her kids (aka The Mistakes) over you knowing the definitions or real meanings to these words! Thanks for the laughs, but bring back the "simple" blurbs. I can picture Paris "The Human Semen Receptacle" Hilton scratching her head and trying to sound out the words.

    76. esme says – reply to this


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      I wonder if he is putting as much work in to winning back his other daughter.

    77. mikey says – reply to this


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      Not until he sees her W-2s.

    78. jntypie says – reply to this


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      He makes me sick.
      =/

    79. Jenni says – reply to this


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      Uh..his "song" sounds like the Sopranos theme!!!

    80. dwokiss says – reply to this


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      who knows

    81. j says – reply to this


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      that is fucking sick!!!! and you deserve to die or be tortured for that comment!!! to think of any man touching their own daughter like that…isnt funny!!!! you are a sad lil beaner, that needs to go home!!! hop that fence!!!!

    82. latty says – reply to this


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      66: Thank God, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who heard it.
      What a cookie cutter rip. James, get your lawyer on the phone!

    83. Matt says – reply to this


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      A TV-show???? why????

    84. Swiss chick says – reply to this


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      Hey you american people ! Do you know that you're not the top of the world ? And also, do you know that there are some other countries and people around you ? Cause when we read all of your shit answers, it doesn't seem so… it's like you come from your own planet !!! And i've never ever seen people that racists, it really is a big shame and soooo sad… and after people ask themselves why this world is so full of sadness and violence… Look at yourselves before saying bullshits !!!! Appearence is nothing, just remember that ! Fotunately not every american is like that but unfortunately some people from other countries are like that too… a little bit of peace wouldn't be too much I think… ? Would you like everybody to be like you ? I think it's a great thing to be different and it learns a lot when you're interested in a good way. Ok that was my opinion I hope I'm not the only one who thinks so… well, have a good day everybody all around the world !!

    85. Mikey says – reply to this


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      I don't see how claiming he's a Christian is supposed to improve his image.

    86. Gracie says – reply to this


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      These are just one of those times that I actually feel sad for Lohan.

      She needed a father and mother figure and she never got it. Dina is just letting her do this stuff.

      It's Drew Barrymore and Tatum O'Neal for the 21st century.

    87. cp says – reply to this


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      did anybody else think that drawing was Tara Reid?

    88. maze says – reply to this


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      We'd all be a little fucked up if we grew up with a daddy like that.

    89. mc says – reply to this


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      When will this guy stop?????
      Such a grody looking, perve starin' cheap suit wearin' LEECH!

    90. Aa says – reply to this


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      Michael and Dina need to get out of Lindsay's life and stop using her