Fully Blended

Filed under: Personally Perez

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Ohhh la la!

Perez is featured in a full-page ad in the new issue of Blender magazine.

That fattie should be in the next GAP campaign. That'd be pretty hot! Fat people wear GAP too!

    Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 11:16 am / Email this  »

    46 comments to “Fully Blended”

    1. Hannah says – reply to this


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      U R TOO FUNNY PEREZ…WE LOVE YOUR FAT ASS ANYWAY

    2. Lourdes says – reply to this


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      Ay Gordito, te vez muy bueno!

    3. The Man says – reply to this


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      Did your daddy not pay attention to you? Why do you craze status and recognition…you fat ugly fuck.

    4. opinionsarelikeassholes says – reply to this


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      OMG second?

    5. Dane says – reply to this


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      Perez…YOUR gay stach offends my ojos!

    6. Michèle says – reply to this


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      hey Perez, you're going to take care of yourself and get back in shape, right?

      we love you anyway, and yes, fat people should dress well and look good

    7. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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      LOVE YOU!!!! But wear a flashier shirt next time! xoxoxo

    8. kate1 says – reply to this


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      You should go on Celeb Fit Club… Look at your pal Ross! You're a hottie Perez - don't hide behind your chunk! Strut your hot Latino skinny self! You can do it!

    9. Dragon76 says – reply to this


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      Ooh, Perez, you never look good with facial hair, eek. SHAVE IT SHAVE IT

    10. hd says – reply to this


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      um, no fat people do not wear gap too-they dont make sizes big enough to fit!!!

    11. Sue says – reply to this


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      Perez rules!

    12. whoever says – reply to this


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      go on a diet

    13. Big City says – reply to this


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      yo perez - when are they gonna bust out the pictorial of you sitting in the dark naked in front of the TV - your little weiner suffocated under your sinky ass eating cheetos and picking crumbs from your belly button and fat rolls?

      u r so gross

      but i love your site

      whatever - i'm conflicted

    14. sacha says – reply to this


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      who cares what kinda stupid ass magazine your on? i've never heard of blender

    15. trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


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      Yur funy and man you are everywhere ya making me sick of ya already.. but I still heart u…
      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
      trapitossucios.com

    16. PerezSupporter says – reply to this


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      LOL @ Perez

      It's good that you can make a joke at your own expense!

    17. sassy says – reply to this


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      Perez- you rock! congrats!!!! now- about the boy and the straightening iron….
      that's a little odd

    18. little mama says – reply to this


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      You rock. Fat people need love too. Celebs get paid enough that they should bend over and take all the crap you give them.

    19. meg says – reply to this


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      I don't get it

    20. lyn says – reply to this


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      GAP is MADE for fat people durf

    21. t says – reply to this


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      i'm a little confused… if some of you seem to hate perez so much, why are you on here in the first place to see what he's writing? are you that stupid? if you don't like it, go to a different website…. fuuuuuck!!!!

    22. Toothy Tile says – reply to this


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      YAWN
      keep thinking you are someone piggez…. MAYBE someday someone will buy it.

    23. perez enjoyz fishy poonani says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW….. "GAP"

      SO ghetto. xoxo

    24. Heather says – reply to this


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      Chicanery! Peretzel that is you to a tee! hee hee!

    25. Lali says – reply to this


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      do you really?

    26. Brianna says – reply to this


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      Yeah fat people may wear GAP but ugly people sure don't…

    27. EW NO says – reply to this


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      NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!!! WE ONLY WANT TO HERE ABOUT THE CELEBRITIES SERIOUSLY PEREZ NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR PERSONALLY PEREZ CRAP. and shave that disgusting mustache.

    28. poolside says – reply to this


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      Perez your fat ass needs to stick to talking shit about other people who actually have talent!!!!! You are NOT CUTE!!!!!! not even a lil bit, not even if you paid me to lie!!!!!! Fat people might wear GAP…A CUTE fat model WOULD be cute, BUT NOT U, your FAT & UGLY………………..LOLHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA……wanna model…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

    29. KC says – reply to this


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      I like the ad, and I think you look great!

    30. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      The Perez Hilton Song
      .
      Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz."
      .
      .
      He's the gossip encyclopedia,
      Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
      .
      Perez gets -
      All the website hits!
      .
      He has spies in all the right places,
      Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
      .
      He gives fits,
      Telling on their slips.
      .
      .
      When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
      They know he will tattle their disgraces,
      He's a Queen with Aces!
      .
      .
      Those in the know all go to his website,
      To see the stars that just can not act right,
      .
      Perez whips,
      All the hypocrites,
      .
      Shows their naughty bits,
      Gettin' all the hits.
      .
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    31. Sam says – reply to this


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      U R Hilarious and I love every inch of you

    32. Keelah says – reply to this


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      Congrats!

    33. mimi says – reply to this


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      Hahahahaha!! Hell yeah @ the Gap comment. Love it. Thick people LOVE the gap… Especially vertically challenged ones like myself. Hahahaha.

    34. Shelia says – reply to this


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      Perez, keep doing your thing. I'll be watching your show.

    35. Shelia says – reply to this


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      Perez keep doing your thing. I'll be watching your show. Shelia

    36. me says – reply to this


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      The "make fun of yourself before other people can" thing is so highschool. Are you able to close your mouth when you pose?

    37. Yup. says – reply to this


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      Chicanery!
      Absolutely.
      Smirk.

    38. Hot chick says – reply to this


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      perez, i love you, shave that mustache.

    39. lose weight says – reply to this


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      PEREZ, i saw you on tv and youre fat. lose some weight!

    40. Hailey K says – reply to this


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      geez everyone, so supportive!! I HEART YOU PEREZ!!! and I must say, I love your "sidekicks"

      Pete and a monkey…alright…

    41. venusian says – reply to this


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      i totally agree perez! you would be great on a gap ad! gotta get an agent to work that deal…

    42. vanessa says – reply to this


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      as a fat person who works for GAP, I 100% agree that perez should be in the next ad campaign!!! We have to make it happen!!!

    43. SAMBO says – reply to this


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      DANG…HE LOOKS LIKE THE CHIMP IN ONE OF THE OTHER CIRCLES…YOU ARE TRULY A CLASSES ASS…..

    44. enya butt says – reply to this


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      I wish you didnt put the lion in that picture. Animals do not belong in the circus. You could have put a clown or something else.
      WWW.CIRCUSES.COM
      WWW.CIRCUSES.COM
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    45. Bleh says – reply to this


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      WTF is with that fug mustache? SHAVE IT ALREADY!

    46. LizzieHead says – reply to this


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      Hate to break it to ya Perez, but if you can fit in to Gap clothes, then you arent fat. Sorry sweetie, I know how you love to self-deprecate.