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Ohhh la la!
Perez is featured in a full-page ad in the new issue of Blender magazine.
That fattie should be in the next GAP campaign. That'd be pretty hot! Fat people wear GAP too!

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Ohhh la la!
Perez is featured in a full-page ad in the new issue of Blender magazine.
That fattie should be in the next GAP campaign. That'd be pretty hot! Fat people wear GAP too!
U R TOO FUNNY PEREZ…WE LOVE YOUR FAT ASS ANYWAY
Ay Gordito, te vez muy bueno!
Did your daddy not pay attention to you? Why do you craze status and recognition…you fat ugly fuck.
OMG second?
Perez…YOUR gay stach offends my ojos!
hey Perez, you're going to take care of yourself and get back in shape, right?
we love you anyway, and yes, fat people should dress well and look good
LOVE YOU!!!! But wear a flashier shirt next time! xoxoxo
You should go on Celeb Fit Club… Look at your pal Ross! You're a hottie Perez - don't hide behind your chunk! Strut your hot Latino skinny self! You can do it!
Ooh, Perez, you never look good with facial hair, eek. SHAVE IT SHAVE IT
um, no fat people do not wear gap too-they dont make sizes big enough to fit!!!
Perez rules!
go on a diet
yo perez - when are they gonna bust out the pictorial of you sitting in the dark naked in front of the TV - your little weiner suffocated under your sinky ass eating cheetos and picking crumbs from your belly button and fat rolls?
u r so gross
but i love your site
whatever - i'm conflicted
who cares what kinda stupid ass magazine your on? i've never heard of blender
Yur funy and man you are everywhere ya making me sick of ya already.. but I still heart u…
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
trapitossucios.com
LOL @ Perez
It's good that you can make a joke at your own expense!
Perez- you rock! congrats!!!! now- about the boy and the straightening iron….
that's a little odd
You rock. Fat people need love too. Celebs get paid enough that they should bend over and take all the crap you give them.
I don't get it
GAP is MADE for fat people durf
i'm a little confused… if some of you seem to hate perez so much, why are you on here in the first place to see what he's writing? are you that stupid? if you don't like it, go to a different website…. fuuuuuck!!!!
YAWN
keep thinking you are someone piggez…. MAYBE someday someone will buy it.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW….. "GAP"
SO ghetto. xoxo
Chicanery! Peretzel that is you to a tee! hee hee!
do you really?
Yeah fat people may wear GAP but ugly people sure don't…
NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!!! WE ONLY WANT TO HERE ABOUT THE CELEBRITIES SERIOUSLY PEREZ NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR PERSONALLY PEREZ CRAP. and shave that disgusting mustache.
Perez your fat ass needs to stick to talking shit about other people who actually have talent!!!!! You are NOT CUTE!!!!!! not even a lil bit, not even if you paid me to lie!!!!!! Fat people might wear GAP…A CUTE fat model WOULD be cute, BUT NOT U, your FAT & UGLY………………..LOLHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA……wanna model…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
I like the ad, and I think you look great!
The Perez Hilton Song
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Sung to the tune of "Puttin' On The Ritz."
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He's the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
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Perez gets -
All the website hits!
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He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
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He gives fits,
Telling on their slips.
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When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He's a Queen with Aces!
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Those in the know all go to his website,
To see the stars that just can not act right,
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Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
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Shows their naughty bits,
Gettin' all the hits.
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Rash Manly therashreport.com
U R Hilarious and I love every inch of you
Congrats!
Hahahahaha!! Hell yeah @ the Gap comment. Love it. Thick people LOVE the gap… Especially vertically challenged ones like myself. Hahahaha.
Perez, keep doing your thing. I'll be watching your show.
Perez keep doing your thing. I'll be watching your show. Shelia
The "make fun of yourself before other people can" thing is so highschool. Are you able to close your mouth when you pose?
Chicanery!
Absolutely.
Smirk.
perez, i love you, shave that mustache.
PEREZ, i saw you on tv and youre fat. lose some weight!
geez everyone, so supportive!! I HEART YOU PEREZ!!! and I must say, I love your "sidekicks"
Pete and a monkey…alright…
i totally agree perez! you would be great on a gap ad! gotta get an agent to work that deal…
as a fat person who works for GAP, I 100% agree that perez should be in the next ad campaign!!! We have to make it happen!!!
DANG…HE LOOKS LIKE THE CHIMP IN ONE OF THE OTHER CIRCLES…YOU ARE TRULY A CLASSES ASS…..
I wish you didnt put the lion in that picture. Animals do not belong in the circus. You could have put a clown or something else.
WWW.CIRCUSES.COM
WWW.CIRCUSES.COM
WWW.CIRCUSES.COM
WWW.CIRCUSES.COM
WTF is with that fug mustache? SHAVE IT ALREADY!
Hate to break it to ya Perez, but if you can fit in to Gap clothes, then you arent fat. Sorry sweetie, I know how you love to self-deprecate.