"I'm Not Bangin' Britney"
Filed under: Britney Spears
Even though they were seen spending the night together at a hotel on Thursday and the same the night before, player/illusionist Criss Angel is insisting that his relationship with Britney Spears is purely platonic and that he's only helping her with a "planned" MTV VMA performance.
Angel tells People:
"It's amazing what people think. We're not together. Her manager is my manager, and I'm helping with one of her shows. I'm helping with her appearance on MTV. Yes, I'm here working on some stuff, and we went to that restaurant with 10 people. We were talking about how she wants to do something more with the [awards] show, and about me helping out and hoping to work with her on doing something to make her MTV appearance more innovative. It's amazing how you can't do anything now without people making up stuff."
If Criss pulls a VMA performance out of Brit Brit, it'd be a miracle!
He's more likely to pull a couple of used condoms and some lollipops.
wow if he helps her with her career he will be the most famous illusionist the the world he is going to try to do the impossible (saving brittneys career)possible wow
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He's gross and his show sucks. Apparently he's got a psycho soon-to-be ex wife. What the hell would he want with a mess like Britney. I wouldn't watch the whole thing, but, I'd probably tune in to the VMA's just to see Britney make even more of a fool of herself.
Perez, you should put up a picture of them if they had offspring. Just a thought.
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I thought Brit didn't have a manager. I mean I know she hired one a while ago, but hell, he hasn't been doing shit for her clearly.
She needs a publicist.
Okay, this is sorta cool. Brit's a great performer, but lately she's shown that when she tries to put a show together by herself it just isn't so good (15 minutes of lip-synching to old music with the choreography from her old videos). She needs to have other people plan this stuff out for her, and just get onstage and perform the hell out of it… and maybe that's what she's doing here? Please, Brit?
YUP he's bangin britt britt
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I can't wait to see how much of an ass she makes herself on MTV!
You suck Perez
definately banging brit i am 100% sure
Careful Britney! He'll make your career disappear….oh wait….it already did….BUT he'll make your kids disappear….oh wait….Kevin's already doing that…..ok then!!! Have fun!!!
Does anybody here have a job or a family?
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What is so tragic is, Chris isn't exactly know for his taste in women. But he clearly felt the need to make a statement that he isn't hitting it with Britney. That really underscores how low she has fallen.
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Y WOULD ANY 1 TRY TO HELP BRITNEY IHOPE FOR HIS TRICK HE MAKES HER DISAPEAR 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!! N NEVER COMES BACK CRISS HOW MUCH $ MONEY IS SHE PAYING U TO SAY THAT UR NOT BONNING HER??? FUCKEN LIERS
He is so smart to come foward with this info. WE ALMOST DIDN'T LIKE HIM!
He is going to pull out his magic stick.
He's so ugly. Get a nose job.
She's found herself another loser. He's not even a magician.
ABRA CADABRA~~~MAKE THIS CRAZY FUCKING BITCH DISAPPEAR!
Yay I can't wait to see it! Oh and too bad I thought they looked cute together
I HOPE THAT HAPPEND I REALLY USE TO LOVE BRIT. WHENE SHE WAS REALLY BRIT THAT EVERYBODY LOVED
Haha…I read your blog all the time and this is the funniest yet. I loved your last line. And im still a die hard Britney fan. lol
THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE GET FOR BEING SO DAMN NOSY!
I KNEW THAT THE SCUMARAZZI BE MAKING STORIES UP!
THAT IS WHY I NEVER BELIEVE A WORD, OF WHAT THEY SAY!
GO BRITNEY!
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I THINK THAT YOU HATERS ARE ALWAYS HATING ON B.
I KNOW THAT U ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BORING HO-HUM LIFE, AND YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD BE LIKE HER!
YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR FRY DIE JOBB, CUBICAL JOBS!
MILKING THE COWS, DAIRY QUEEN WORKING BASTARDS!
SHE WILL BE BACK! PEREZ, WILL EAT SHIT,LIKE HE DID WHEN ROSANNE WAS JUST FLAPPING HER GUMS! SCARY ASS!
Truth or lie, he's denying her. That should be enough. Worm.
BritBrit should latch on to this winner and not let go. It'll probably be her last chance.
yah working at 4 am alone in hotel room drunk what kind of work were they doing whatever man
Even this dirtbag won't admit banging her.
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BRITNEY LIVE VMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ALL OF U FUCKERS
HAVE IT TWISTED..SHE WON'T FUCK YOU, OR EVEN FUCK YOU WITH K-FED DICK! AND SHE HATE HIS ASS!
I didn't think he was. He likes skinny chicks like Paris and Cameron Diaz.
He isn't going to bang no fat tree trunk legged, linebacker neck whore like Britney
besides. even if they are fucking, at least someone's getting some ass.
Um.. yeah right. He is hooked on that hot mess.
I can´t wait to see her performance, I just know that it´ll be awesome! She´s been a bit off lately, I admit, but come on you guys - support her! I have been a bit kuku myself at times and just thank God I´m not famous and had had to go through that shit in public… She can get on top of her game again - no doubt!
well i KNOW i'm not banging her. ewww.
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#34 - DAMN RIGHT says:
I THINK THAT YOU HATERS ARE ALWAYS HATING ON B.
I KNOW THAT U ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BORING HO-HUM LIFE, AND YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD BE LIKE HER!
YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR FRY DIE JOBB, CUBICAL JOBS!
MILKING THE COWS, DAIRY QUEEN WORKING BASTARDS!
SHE WILL BE BACK! PEREZ, WILL EAT SHIT,LIKE HE DID WHEN ROSANNE WAS JUST FLAPPING HER GUMS! SCARY ASS!"
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Lyk OMFG y'all haterz r just *~jeallous*~ of her, cuz she's lyk soooo freakin rich and y'all r just poor looser!!!11 britneypower4life"
Blah, blah, blah, blah, shut up teenybopper and take some of your own advice. Nothing is more pathetic than defending a celeb like she was your very own Mother. Oh yeah we're all jealous of that man neck and droopy down syndrome eyes alright. Love to be a child neglecter with a smelly vag and a face like a deep pan pepporoni Pizza. Wow that's hot y'all.
BRITNEY IS BACK BITCHES!
would make more sense to be 'working' in NYC @ MTV, not in a LV hotel room…??
So if it's just business, why do you have to go to hotels and drink champagne on the balcony, knowing the photogs are snapping away and people are jumping to conclusions?
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WHAT? IS THAT VALLEY GIRL LANGUAGE? WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKING ABOUT? TYPE CLEAR..STUBBY FINGERS! i KNOW THAT IT IS A LITTLE HARD TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS ACROSS THE KEY BOARD, SO I ADVISE YOU TO DO SOME FINGER EXERCISES…FAT ASS!
LIKE I SAID " YOU ARE JEALOUS..IF YOU WASN'T JEALOUS YOU WOULDN'T OF LEFT THAT MUMBO JUMBO BULLSHIT! KISS MY @SS!
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Britney's coming back, bitches, whether you like it or not.
I hope she proves all those pathetic haters wrong.
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Chris is gorgeous. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
He actually looks scared that someone would think he's giving Britney the old magic wand.
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BRITNEY IS BACK, SOUR PUSS BITCHES!
Is whether him being with her or not considered a banal question?
He should have said " Oh, that's interesting…"
He should just wash his greay hair and fucking go away!
Britney is back? WUH? Back where? Like she was back on 7/7/07? There'll be some big excuse why she won't be able to lip sync or do any flat floozy pole dancing at the VMAs. She's going to embarrass even herself which we all know is hard to do.
Ok…whatever Criss….you and Britney are "discussing" your plans for the MTV show in your HOTEL ROOM late into the night….uh yeah, right. How about meeting during the day in an office or somewhere normal business is conducted. What an effing liar!! What do you expect us all to think?? Pffft! Have some sense!
he's not banging brit because he's GAY. isn't that much obvious?
How embarrassing will it be when Prince Von Not-Dannielyn's Daddy takes out ad saying HE ISN'T banging Britney?
wow some of you are whores. i mean have you nothing better to do than bash britt and Criss? both of them are being publicly prosicuted when THEY'VE DONE NOTHING. I live my life by believeing nothing of what i see and only half of what i hear. britt is just trying to clear her name and Criss is being gracious snough to help her. and for all you cock suckers out there who are saying that Criss is 'not a very good magician" maybe you should think about all of the awards he has won(in the name of magic) and the fact that he's been choosen to headline and help plan a Cirque du Soliel show to open at The Luxor in the summer of 2008. so fuck off bitches.
ewwwww. he is NASTY. but if he helps britney, i'm all for it… go BRIT BRIT! prove everyone wrong!
Criss Angel is GREEK — I say put a nice DICK up Britney's ass so she walks funny for a week — that might bring her to her senses
the best advise to her, don't lipsinche… for any live performance it's not cool unless you're a drag queen. he looks kinda cute when he's vulnerable. no ??? if she didn't try, she's really nutz !
why does he look so scared is he trippin again? was sex with Britney that bad? Come On tell us how psycho she is bed? dish dish dish!!!!!!
dumbass nova11- artists don't work in offices, and creative people don't operate like the rest of you cogs. if you're feel the creative juice, you run with it, you don't punch out of the fucking clock you stupid dumbass bitch
TOM CRUISE IS GAYER THAN GAY YET HE ACTS LIKE HE LOVES THE POON TANG WHEN IN REALITY HE WOULD LOVE TO GET HIS MANGINA STUFFED BY RICKY MARTIN WHO'S ALSO A BOTTOM….HMMMMM
perez love the condoms and lollipops you are silly! love you!
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I completely agree. Who has all night meetings 2 nights in a row. Why didn't they discuss the plans at the restaurant or at her house or his house. Why rent a hotel room? Also, if the VMA thing is true, wasn't it suppose to be a secret. I'm sure MTV is thrilled with him leaking it.
Criss Angel is a media whore. He professed his love for Cameron Diaz after only a few dates and before one of his stunts. When it comes to publicity, he only thinks of himself.
He will probably make Britney disappear at the VMA's and take over her performance.
God what in the world has happened to him? He was so much better when he use to run around looking, like an extra from the movie The Crow.
i love criss..brittney needs to get her head straight….
THAT MUTHA SCRATCHER IS DOING WITCHCRAFT ON THESE HINAS! THERE IS NO WAY THAT ANY HINA WOULD WONT TO RIDE HIS MAGIC STICK IF HE DID NOT BUT A SPELL ON THEM…..
its amaizing how low people can go Chris, "for reals Britney?!" im confused two weeks ago you were banging justins ex…..talk about a sliding scale
that would be drinking on a balcony at 3am wow she is working hard! OK I GET IT SHE IS BACK! Criss is gonna pull her out of a big vagina on stage kinda like a ……….rebirth WOW!
i have a question for commentors who say we suck for trashing on the trash well why the hell are you on this website?????? your Done for god is gonna gettcha for being on a gossip/entertainment site! Love ya Perez
Cris its ok to dip your dick in ms. DIaz but you might want to be scared cause if shes ur "girlfriend" she will cut ur cock off like magic!
#68 - TOM CRUISE IS GAY
Tom Cruise is NOT gay. (Although admittedly his boyfriends are).
I think that's great that he's helping her with her career and if they are seeing each other that's their bussiness
Why would anyone want to help Britney? Well, because suprisingly there's some nice people left in the world. People that dont spend their time trash talking people they dont even know.
You hope that Criss makes Britney disapear forever? Dont count on it, buddy.
And… whats bonning? (If you mean boning… Britney would have to have a cock for that. And dont say SHE PROBABLY DOES HAVE A COCK AMG!!!1" because she doesent)
Now stfu.