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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Separated At Birth

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Left: the recently arrested Uncle Kracker. Right: Cher's lovely lesbian daughter, Chastity Bono.

Posted: August 17, 2007 at 5:55 pm


73 comments to “Separated At Birth”

  1. JAmiE says – reply to this
    1

    I LOVE YOU PEREZ!

  2. jules says – reply to this
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    lol

  3. nadia says – reply to this
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    This one doesn't quite work …

  4. www.yeoq.com says – reply to this
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    2nd

    noo way perez you think he is sexy. you'd probably think i'm hot then. this guy gained too much weight. i'm jelous

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  5. crystal says – reply to this
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    wow they do look alike lololol :P

  6. steffy do says – reply to this
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    damn he is hot

  7. michelle says – reply to this
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    STUPID, THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE

  8. on says – reply to this
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    chastity bono? oh my good, no wonder she's gay

  9. Christine says – reply to this
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    At least we don't hear any negative shit about Chastity. She seems nice enough. Cracker guy = BLEHHHH!!!!!

  10. Christa says – reply to this
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    Is it just me or does Uncle Kracker look like an overweight Jeremy Piven?

  11. aimi says – reply to this
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    Not really.

  12. Karen says – reply to this
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    3rd???

  13. Wise Sage says – reply to this
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    Chastity is the original Rumer Willis.

  14. Mark says – reply to this
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    FIRST

  15. Michelle says – reply to this
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    omg they totally look the same!!!

  16. Sarah says – reply to this
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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

  17. SarahSarah says – reply to this
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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

  18. meee says – reply to this
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    ass

  19. key says – reply to this
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    Leave Chastity Alone!!

  20. sarou says – reply to this
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    the third??? she look pretty but fat.and zexy??!!!!….pleaz give me a break.he's kinda like you perez.

  21. Petrita says – reply to this
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    I was gonna say Adam Sandler.. but…

  22. Dia says – reply to this
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    Youre Off oN tHIS oNE

  23. jolenejawdropper says – reply to this
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    rofl
    I thought they were twins :X

  24. terty says – reply to this
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    your a fat fuck who needs a life. stop sucking Paris Hiltons dick you aids filled fuck

  25. dana says – reply to this
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    i love you perez!

  26. dana says – reply to this
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    i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ

  27. kathy says – reply to this
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    not really seeing a resemblence

  28. madam pince says – reply to this
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    Why are you so down on Chastity, Perez? She's out and proud, she works for the LGBT community, and you STILL say nasty things about her and compare her to the nasty sex-offending Uncle Kracker. I mean, GODDAMN, Perez, can anybody make you happy, or do you get your jollies from stirring stuff up?

  29. Michelle says – reply to this
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    Can someone say Celebrity Fit Club?

  30. SILVER SIDE says – reply to this
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    EWW. HE WAS ARRESTED FOR SOME SEXUAL ASSAULT? HE LOOKS LIKE A PERV.

    MYSPACE.COM/SILVERSIDEBAND

  31. G.O.D. says – reply to this
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    Kick him like there down, or in his case, penatrate him while his down.

  32. Rebel in GA says – reply to this
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    That's an insult to Chas. Fuck you.

  33. Christine says – reply to this
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    Yeah! Yuk! WTF!

  34. Kyra says – reply to this
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    You are bad! I love you always but from what I have seen..Chastity is really sweet..that's mean

  35. Addy says – reply to this
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    Chastity has slightly better hair..

  36. I. P. Freelie says – reply to this
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    If Conan Obrien did an "If they mated" on them, you would get Perez as the unfortunate outcome.

  37. fran says – reply to this
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    Chasity is stupid and does everything possible to look ugly. What kind of life does she really have? Just embarresing her Mom and late Dad. She is sick! A really big loser!
    Uncle is a total jerk! Get him out of the public eye.

  38. Joss says – reply to this
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    You're such a PIG PEREZ. Your day will come back to haunt you and that is a comforting thought for me. Loser Freak.

  39. Meagan says – reply to this
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    How could you hate on Cher & Chas like that??? Perez, I'm disappointed in you.

  40. Kacey says – reply to this
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    Yeah that's all me. I sent that in, bitches!

  41. JIGGY says – reply to this
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  42. SUSIE says – reply to this
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    I THINK CHER DID HAVE TWINS….MMMMMMMM

  43. HE HE HE HE says – reply to this
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    MAN..SOMETIMES U CAN BE REAL FUNNY! THIS IS A GOOD MATCH!
    BUT I AM NOT AMUSED AT U TALKING ABOUT MRS TINA KNOWLES!

  44. Astro says – reply to this
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    I think he should take lessons on how to get GAY REAL FAST for the jail time he could serve for a rape conviction — can you say ANUS EXPANSION….

  45. Anderson Pooper says – reply to this
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    Kracker looks like a crack-head. Please don't compare this loser to a beautiful lesbian girl like Chastity. She's much better looking than that Rumer you're always taking shots at.

  46. fashionstar says – reply to this
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    I knew she reminded me of someone, and I knew he reminded me of someone, man they look just alike, and neither one looks like Cher that's so weird, but hilarious.

  47. Danny G. says – reply to this
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    holy crap, odd, kind of hot :P

  48. angela says – reply to this
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    she was on the fat celebrity show

  49. Tyler says – reply to this
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    No, No, No, First off, Chastity Bono has made positive changes in her life with her work and really looks great here, Uncle Krackhead looks like Robert Downey JR went on the Dunkin Donuts diet

  50. you and me says – reply to this
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    Um, Uncle Kracker fell off the map about five years ago.

  51. Euromongrel says – reply to this
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    What the hell? Chastity looks perfectly normal- maybe not like her fag hag freakish looking ma, but she looks pretty damn good, I think, and I'm a straight middle aged female.

  52. Shaun Cassidy says – reply to this
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    1977 is calling, it wants it's hairstyle back.

    And I thought Scott Baeo had a tired haircut.

  53. L says – reply to this
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    I though Chasity Bono was Meredith Viera, whoops!

  54. vee says – reply to this
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    are those both arrest shots?

  55. Marie says – reply to this
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    Totally looks like Cartman!

  56. Marie says – reply to this
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    Totally looks like Cartman

  57. Tyler says – reply to this
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    Euromongrel,

    see I bet you don't stand in a crowded room and yell the "N" word, you got a hell of a nerve using the word "FAG" You claim to be a straight middle aged woman and you know, that was rude. Hope you never need a "FAG" to defend your honor. WITCH

  58. Dem lips chap chap says – reply to this
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    Chas is better looking and normal!!!

  59. Fran #38 is a Bit*h says – reply to this
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    Fran #38 are a closet lesbian? sounds like you're jealous of Chas!!! Just come out already—maybe you won't be so angry.

  60. Kimberly says – reply to this
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    YOU ROCK PEREZ!!!

  61. ro525ck says – reply to this
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    m84k

  62. fried chicken says – reply to this
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    He looks like he's having a good cry in this mugshot. "I'm innocent. I did not try to finger-bang the waitress! Don't kill me…"
    This is a pretty forgiving picture of Chas. It could have been way worse.

  63. AussieJane says – reply to this
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    Can't argue with that logic.

  64. Dolores says – reply to this
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    Chastity is a BITCH. I'm liberal and always liked her, until I observed her at a bar/restaurant the other night in LA. The bitch had her credit card denied after the poor cashier/waitress tried to run it 3 times. She called her lover for another credit card #, although the cashier patiently explained that it was risking her job because that's against the rules of the restaurant. Yet, she was willing to do it to help her out.

    After the cashier/waitress spent a good fifteen minutes helping her with both her money problems, put together a LARGE order of food for her that she worked hard to put it all together herself as I observed from my seat on the bar, but the POOR GIRL risked her livelihood for Chastity, and, with all that money, Chastity didn't tip the girl ONE PENNY!

    If you risk your job for someone while you work in the restaurant industry, don't be too cheap to TIP, BITCH! If you can't afford to eat out on mommy's money, then just STAY HOME. I hate seeing shit like that happen. As I often eat out at places like that, that's the second time I've seen her stiff somebody. What a self-centered rich asshole. May she rot in HELL!

    I used to work in the industry, and that poor waitress put her all into helping her, putting all calls and customers in a juggling act to help with the problem. Chastity is an A-list asshole, the only A-list she could ever make!!!

  65. jenbunny says – reply to this
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    think about it: have you ever seen jeremy piven and scott baio in the same place at the same time? they're the same person!

  66. yaya says – reply to this
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  67. NO PINK says – reply to this
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    Is this the best you can do??? They look nothing alike. Chastity looks good. What is your problem?

  68. Rebel in GA says – reply to this
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    "Dolores," if what you say is true, Chastity is an A-list asshole. I hate that shit also. However, she is not a sex offender, and should not be compared to one.

  69. wulffyoo says – reply to this
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    what # 28 said. Frick, Perez, can't you do better than that?

  70. reader says – reply to this
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    perez, the guy looks nothing like chastity AND you only wish you ever looked as good as her. she's a lovely person. go and pick on someone nasty, will you?

  71. maze says – reply to this
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    I'd still fuck her. Shes cute.

  72. JA says – reply to this
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    I am w/ #28….this is a new low Perez. You are making fun of someone in your "community."

  73. DAVETHEMAN says – reply to this
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    HOW IN HELL IS CHASTITY LOVELY!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN GAY WALRUS!! UGLY AS SIN AND JUST AS BLOATED!! QUEERS ONLY LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE'S QUEER TOO!!!