Sweet Mug Shot!

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One-hit wonder Uncle Kracker has been arrested.

Kid Rock's former DJ is currently being held on $5 million by police in Raleigh, North Carolina. He was booked on a second-degree forcible sex offense after police responded to a call at an Embassy Suites hotel around 4:45 AM this morning. Rape ain't funny.

The Follow singer is expected to face a judge later today.

    Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 9:14 am / Email this  »

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    1. tatiana says – reply to this


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      FAGmyspace.com/taucjan87

    2. tatiana says – reply to this


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      OMG I WAS NUMBER 1!!!!! WOO FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO MATTERS… ME!!!!!!!

      OH YEAH STILL UNCLE CRAKERS A DEUSCH BAG…

      PEREZ I LOVE YOU! YOU ROCK!
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    3. tommee boom boXXX says – reply to this


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      ew omg imagine that thing tryin' to stick it in. HIDEOUS

    4. aussie cozzie says – reply to this


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      ????? what a dick!

    5. sam says – reply to this


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      f

    6. sam says – reply to this


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    7. TATIANA says – reply to this


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    8. Brutal_Honesty says – reply to this


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      What a sick fuck.

    9. sam says – reply to this


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      fg

    10. dude says – reply to this


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      fourteenth?!!!

    11. LLOYD says – reply to this


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      eeek

    12. diva says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    13. Tony says – reply to this


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      Hope him and R. Kelly share a cell.

    14. TATIANA says – reply to this


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      EW NONE BOY… SHUT YO FACE… YOU BITCH

    15. glo says – reply to this


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      Looks like hes sucking on a lemon

    16. aims says – reply to this


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      disgusting

    17. abs says – reply to this


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      UNCLE FAT BASTARD!

    18. None Boy says – reply to this


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      Sorry.. I guess I was a little bit outta hand Perez… :[ I apologize

    19. THAT DUDE says – reply to this


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      eww gross

    20. nat from uk says – reply to this


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      omfg. i loved that song. but what a cock. RAPE??!

    21. Publicizer says – reply to this


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      first

    22. 1 says – reply to this


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      1st

    23. Amanda says – reply to this


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      what a loser.

    24. wicked witch says – reply to this


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      Are we surprised? That krackhead made his start with kid rock? He's one felony child pornography case away from pound me in the ass federal prison.

    25. rae says – reply to this


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      1st

    26. Maggie says – reply to this


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      Uncle Pervert! I always steer clear of those types.

    27. publicizer says – reply to this


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      or 22nd

    28. Satchhomo says – reply to this


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      YAY lock up all the WIGGERS with all the N!GGERS….what a wonderful world it would be……

    29. Assholll-e says – reply to this


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      I think he should get raped but a very large man who is NOT going have any mercy on him! Hmm.. yes.. that sounds lovely!

    30. cath says – reply to this


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      Perez je t´aime! Love from Europe.

    31. 2bitmissy says – reply to this


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      I love uncle Kracker. Those guys have groupies lineing up. I hope its a case of a pissed off stripper wanting money or fame

    32. moinpa says – reply to this


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      Actually, he's a two hit wonder. He had hits with Follow Me and Drift Away. I loved both songs.

      Rape isn't funny and he is also a married man with three kids and that ain't funny either.

    33. tru says – reply to this


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      Why do people lyke to F up so much! please cant we all stop bein igorant n try make things betta.

    34. Curious in Connecticut says – reply to this


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      Whoever was with him and got 'raped' or forced should not have been in a crappy hotel room with this piggy at 4am. Remember KOBE?
      If it was on the street, in a bar, at a club….but someone is stupid enough to go up to the room….what did the person think was going to happen. Not SCRABBLE.

    35. rapist hater says – reply to this


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      Burn in JAIL, Grim RAPER!!!

    36. EW says – reply to this


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      WHAT A NASTY FUCK.

    37. Gloria says – reply to this


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      #29 what the hell is your problem!?Oh wait I know it's you and your mama's ugly faces.

    38. ALLI says – reply to this


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      I feel sorry for his wife if he's still married.

    39. Davers says – reply to this


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      85th!

    40. whoreanus says – reply to this


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      Die, you asshole. (Not you, Perez)

    41. chateau says – reply to this


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      It wasn't rape according to NC law. It is one of these two possibilities:

      Second Degree Sexual Offense [GS 14-27.4(a)(1), Class C felony]
      Sexual acts (not vaginal intercourse) by force and without consent.

      Second Degree Sexual Offense [GS 14-27.5, Class C felony]
      Sexual acts (not vaginal intercourse) with victim who the perpetrator knows is mentally disabled, mentally incapacitated or physically helpless [note: no force or lack of consent required].

    42. God says – reply to this


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      What's wrong with cunts? I made cunts for all the land to enjoy (except for you perez)

    43. lisa says – reply to this


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      wouuu…so boring ! really who cares ?
      weeks ago, perez posted interesting news..at least he tried !
      maybe you forget that your success comes from the people who love your website
      think about it rather than posing for the paps or hanging out with paris
      so please COME BACK
      thank you

    44. El says – reply to this


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      lol..Uncle Rapist

    45. snippie says – reply to this


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      www.snippes.org

    46. lisa says – reply to this


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      wouuuu….so boring! really who cares ?
      weeks ago, Perez used to post interesting gossip ..at least he tried!
      don't forget that your success comes from the people who love reading your juicy comments!
      think about rather than posing for the papzs or hanging out with Paris
      so please COME BACK!
      thank u

    47. yaya says – reply to this


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      he kinda looks like jeremy piven in a weird way………………

    48. upsi says – reply to this


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      kranke kacke hier

    49. LOUISIANA INBREDS LOVE PEREZ says – reply to this


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      We love Perez! Keep up the good work!

    50. Satchhomo says – reply to this


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      Go fuck yourself "Gloria" come over to my house BITCH and I'll pull an Uncle Kracker on your fat fucking ass….CUNT!

    51. Big City says – reply to this


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      REMEMBER 2 SIDES TO EVERY STORY

      LET'S SEE THE ACCUSER

    52. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      I live in Raleigh and I had no idea this happened. What the hell was he doing here?

    53. Larry J says – reply to this


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      Way to give it a funny headline, doodle on the picture, and the tell us it's about rape, perez. tact ain't necessarily your specialty.

    54. Heather says – reply to this


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      Hey, #38, Bi-Curious in Connecticut: That is a knee-jerk blame-the-victim remark and until all the facts are in lets just continue to assume that "Hell no you fat skanky middle aged freak" still means "Hell no, you fat skanky middle aged freak"! I am allowed to be anywhere I wanna be, dressed any way I want, as long as I am not impinging on the rights of others, which obviously Ass Krack (his new prison nickname!) was.

    55. chaka laka says – reply to this


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      He rapes my ears with his shitacular "music"
      What a hazbeen who never wuz!

    56. Cat says – reply to this


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      I'm from Raleigh and this is ridiculous. Uncle Kracker is disgusting, but yay for Raleigh five-o!

    57. Amanda says – reply to this


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      I feel sorry for his wife and kids. I saw their "I married a rock star" on VH1 - they seemed really happy.

    58. jim ault says – reply to this


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      If Kathy Bates ever had a look-alike it's Uncle Kracker. They are dead-ringers for a separated at birth story.

    59. Amy says – reply to this


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      if you looked like him and had his money and connections, wouldn't you be able to PAY a willing hooker?

    60. sibs says – reply to this


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      ew, he looks like gummi shit

    61. BUY69.COM says – reply to this


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      Rape is never a good thing. Well, unless it's Lindsay Lohan. Sex should only be performed between two consenting adults. Or a consenting adult and a blow up sex toy, or vibrator. The hell with it…just look at some good old fashioned porn. That way you'll be sure to stay out of the big house. Ahhhh romance!

    62. natemoe says – reply to this


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      I feel sorry for that poor young woman. You know he will get a badass lawyer and rip her a new one.

    63. cliff says – reply to this


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      Everyone has an uncle like that!

    64. Calamity Pain says – reply to this


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      living up to his 'uncle' name. watch out boys if he changes his name to bishop kracker.

    65. the media sucks says – reply to this


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      This could be some stripper trying to make a buck, no one knows the details yet.. I love the way all u assholes assume hes guilty..Its really sick that the whole world will think hes guilty of rape even if he just put his hand up some strippers shirt…

    66. Carey Kidd says – reply to this


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      haha wow i had to bounce at his concert last night in Raleigh for G105

    67. ME says – reply to this


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      #56 Elizabeth….He was doing a concert w/ G105 last night. I live in Cary had no clue (didn't care) he was staying here. Weak ass shit right then!

    68. julia says – reply to this


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      follow me and everything is alright …haha

    69. rachel says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA

    70. Heather says – reply to this


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      Ha-ha, #72, maybe in jail he is right now getting "allegedly" assaulted himself!

    71. Elle says – reply to this


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      Stupid fucker.. I hope he fries. People with money + illness = bubba's bitch. And even that isn't good enough. Hitler in his infinite dimensia had the right idea, but the wrong people. Rapists, pedafiles, molesters, people accused of animal cruelty and abusive spouses need to be put in one room.. and have the gas just turned on.

      Good night

    72. Hilary says – reply to this


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      Gross. I lived in Raleigh for two years. And I used to LOVE that song when I was a teeny bopper. Grossssssssss.

    73. troy says – reply to this


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      hey yea i live in raleigh nc and i work for that company yea his ass i s here il town and yea he in some deep shit

    74. Baron says – reply to this


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      Dear God… he looks like a sex offender

    75. m says – reply to this


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      This story is making it like something happened at the hotel. it didn't. The girl is lying. She said he assaulted her at the bar in front of everyone. Right, like that happened. He wouldn't assault a 300 pound pig. thats what she is. It will come out. she is a groupie looking to get paid.

    76. E! says – reply to this


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      He should've listened to the song "Date Rape".

      P.S. Horale Perezito…Por favor can I have un job?!?

    77. aztec says – reply to this


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      its cary,nc not raleigh

    78. The Media sucks says – reply to this


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      I really feel sorry for all you people that belive headlines.. This is really disturbing that the Media and law enforcement can bring charges to a person before getting all the facts.. Society has become so sick from the Media and many of you dont realize that your mind is warped from the seeds of sickness the MEDIA plants..
      This man doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, and for all you haters Uncle Kracker is more then a one hit wonder he has a very impressive career and has wrote several big songs for Kid Rock and other artist… Continue with your hate campain because the haters will be nothing more then worthless losers and i hope you all get what you have coming someday.. Enjoy your miserable life you losers.

    79. blurch says – reply to this


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      Nice to see that bail is not a paltry amount. I know it is innocent until proven guilty but it is nice to see that they don't set bail at (for example) $500. Also, since it is so high that makes me wonder what evidence they have on this…

    80. asdf says – reply to this


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      DUDE I LIVE IN RALEIGH!

    81. Mrs. Duggar's Vagina says – reply to this


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      What a dicktard!

    82. Ashley says – reply to this


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      My aunt totally met him at some bar like about months ago.

    83. sweet caroline says – reply to this


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      What a fucking jerk!

    84. Samantha says – reply to this


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      He looks like a fat Jeremy Piven

    85. Heather says – reply to this


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      Hey, #84: You wouldn't be Ass Krack bloggin' from the prison library would you? Can't think of anyone else going all poetical about the amazing contributions this Queef has made to the musical world! Are you also #81 defending yourself? Parenthetically, if Media Sucks, why are you posting so many friggin' comments on a gossip blog? Hmmmmm?

    86. the media sucks says – reply to this


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      hey 91.. you wouldnt be the fat whore thats trying to make a buck off this are you?
      Its sad that you think theres nothing wrong with a society that already assumes this guy is guilty … Enjoy your miserable life and wipe that cake off your mouth.

    87. SUSIE says – reply to this


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      OMG HELL BE SINGING THAT SONG TO HIS CELLMATES…..NO RAPE ISNT FUNNY FOR MAN OR WOMAN

    88. roselyn says – reply to this


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      Kracker you are a disgusting pig and your sentence should be castration, and not limited to the balls only…. 14 years has passed since I was raped and it is still burned in my memory. The few years afterward were horrible and I wouldn't wish that kind of emotional pain on my worst enemy… or LiLo..lol

    89. sugarpuss says – reply to this


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      He was booked under his real name : BUSTER HYMAN !

    90. Alysa says – reply to this


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      homie looks constipated.

    91. The Voice of reason says – reply to this


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      quote from Roselyn' Kracker you are a disgusting pig and your sentence should be castration, and not limited to the balls only…. 14 years has passed since I was raped and it is still burned in my memory. The few years afterward were horrible and I wouldn’t wish that kind of emotional pain on my worst enemy… or LiLo..lol "

      Except for one thing, He didnt rape her. Matt wouldnt rape anyone. The latest news. It was a Bj . How do ya force that in a nightclub. Ya right. Some Ho's looking toi make some easy cash.

      You ppl sure are gullible to believe every fruitcake that comes along.

    92. TrailerHo says – reply to this


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      @ #54 - Satchhomo says:

      Is that you Uncke Craker? You fat ass nasty fuckin loser. I hope your sorry ass gets raped in prison. Asshole.

    93. Hawley says – reply to this


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      OMG my nephew has been cryin for hours after hearing this!!
      mind u i think he is jealous of the girl:)

    94. KidRob says – reply to this


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      I wont download his song off Limewire again!! that will teach him!!

    95. Lisa Hall says – reply to this


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      "One-hit wonder Uncle Kracker has been arrested"

      Do you think the girl thinks the same?????

    96. Peter hall says – reply to this


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      Why are u on Net when my dinner needs cookin???

    97. godam says – reply to this


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      He should have been arrested 7 years ago when he put out his 1st piece of shit album.

    98. Crystal says – reply to this


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      pretty sure the offense was NOT considered rape. he prolly just grabbed her titty or something, which is still not cool, but i'd bank on the 'victim' blowing things out of proportion. theres plenty of star fukkers out there if he wanted it that bad.

    99. STEPHANIE says – reply to this


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      LOOKS LIKE A REALLY FAT ADAM SANDLER!!!

    100. ASHLEY says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN IDIOT

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