We Love This Hot Mess!

Filed under: R. Kelly

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We can always count on R. Kelly to deliver the crazy.

The singer debuted his new Trapped in the Closet Series this week and explained that he feels the work is inspired by aliens.

Yes, aliens crawl inside him and the popera just comes out.

Amen!

    Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 11:40 am / Email this  »

    59 comments to “We Love This Hot Mess!”

    1. Barbara says – reply to this


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      R Kelly appearing soon on Dateline NBC with Chris Hanson

    2. smorf says – reply to this


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      by aliens he means 12 year old girls

    3. kels says – reply to this


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      oh good lord…R Kelly just needs to go away

    4. TT says – reply to this


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      2

    5. muffy says – reply to this


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      soooo he's jumping on the scientology bandwagon now too! man they'll take anyone!

    6. Pope Benedict XVI says – reply to this


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      Why should this surprise you? Alien inspire much of popular culture today

    7. ldme says – reply to this


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      STUPID!

    8. BIG CITY says – reply to this


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      THIS MOTHER FUCKER ALWAYS LOOKS SO DIRTY LIKE A GREASY CAJUN FROM THE SOUTH SITTIN ON A BUSTED PORCH WITH HIS GREASY COUSINS

      FURTHERMORE HE LOOKS LIKE HIS NAME SHOULD BE LIKE JEFRO

    9. Starla says – reply to this


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      R. Kelly has put out some sweet music over the course of his career and I kinda suspected that he had a few screws loose here and there, BUT, did you say ALIENS? R you freakin' serious? I dying from laughter over here!!!!!!!!!

    10. sally jessie raphael says – reply to this


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      wat a nut

    11. nick says – reply to this


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      This is what happens when you give celebrity to ex-homless people…..Their crazy!!!!

    12. Roni_C. says – reply to this


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      I HATE this child molester! His ass should be in PRISON!

    13. Hannah says – reply to this


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      WE ALL KNOW THAT HE IS FUCKIN CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    14. NancyBoy says – reply to this


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      Damn, that's one hunka man!

    15. Please! says – reply to this


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      No Mr. Crazy Ass, it's just the DRUGS inside of you!

    16. PROUD TO BE SP says – reply to this


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      Who cares! Isn't he a pedophile?

    17. brad says – reply to this


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      is he the next scientologist?

    18. Clark Griswold says – reply to this


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      Allegedly, yes. But he seems to be preparing for the trial by building an air-tight insanity case.

    19. Tony says – reply to this


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      I hope he uses this kind of logic that any jury would understand at his up coming trial.

    20. sic pric says – reply to this


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      how come no one cared when had sex with Aaliyah who was 15 when he was 27. fast forward 15 yrs and people are suprised he is sleeping with teens. he is a talente sicko and # 20 may be on to something.

    21. Cinemaguru says – reply to this


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      All the new Trapped In the Closet chapters can be seen on www.ifc.com
      honestly, whatever the situation is, nothing changes the fact that the man is a hip hop opera GENIUS!!!

    22. Cinemaguru says – reply to this


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      All the new Trapped In the Closet chapters can be seen IFC.com
      honestly, whatever the situation is, nothing changes the fact that the man is a hip hop opera GENIUS!!!

    23. matti says – reply to this


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      doesn't he know 'trapped in the closet' is reserved for gays. alien-listeners need their own space…the closet is crowded enough.

    24. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


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      Kelly and Diddy were separated at birth.

    25. E! says – reply to this


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      ick

    26. Sweet Chicken says – reply to this


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      Come on R aliens? Have you really lost that much of your mind? I've never been a fan of Crazy Pee On Me Kelly but come on. I wonder if the aliens probed him?

    27. Pam513 says – reply to this


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      Perez I LOVE U - BUT R Kelly is my man 1st and I DO NOT appreciate what u wrote..U've twisted the story a little I guess to make it sound good.
      R Kelly is the best is the game - there's no other like him - No one can replace him - He can NOT be touched. He has the game on lock - Now as for him pissing on that chick - It could have been prevented - her aunt knew what was going on but turned the other cheek…She (Sparkle) was recording her hook when he did it-Get up off my man…So what he pissed her on. So fuckin WHAT - She's denying it NOW - ca ching

    28. m.l.b. says – reply to this


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      PPPPPRREEEEEDDDDAAAAAATTTTTOOOORRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

    29. poolside says – reply to this


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      Thats some funny shit!!!! POPERA!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!!!

    30. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      "I'm telling you,
      I can write my name in the snow,
      I can put out small fires,
      here, let me drink on this forty
      and I'll show you a trick,
      now close your eyes and get ready
      for a big surprize…"
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    31. Sigrid says – reply to this


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      SE!

    32. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Fictional sources confirm
      that R. Kelly is going to
      make a "very special" copy
      of the song "Chocolate Rain."

    33. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Comment number two from Barbara
      is SO SO FUNNY!!! Ha ha ha ha ha !!

    34. Cheryl says – reply to this


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      Child molester, pedofile and crazy!!!….what does that say about the folks supporting him!….GO TO JAIL…PLEASE

    35. lalane says – reply to this


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      just trying to cop an insanity plea for being a pervert.

    36. killa says – reply to this


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      whats new, and whats with the do rag thats soooooo mc hammer get with the program those are not worn anymore, geeeez he needs a stylist.

    37. GABS says – reply to this


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      He's always been a douche with a superiority complex. He's a douchebag until further notice and should be treated as such.

    38. SUSIE says – reply to this


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      r.kelly is a ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHILD MOLESTER..WEVE HAD ENOUGH OF HIM GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    39. T Lane says – reply to this


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      Only an ignorant negro would think that video was interesting enough to still be talking about it.

      Try cracking a book once in a while and you wont be so impressed with such a basic plot line.

    40. against do rags says – reply to this


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      brothers dont get it that do rags dont work, they've never and they will never work.

    41. liz c. says – reply to this


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      bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    42. raine says – reply to this


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      I'm sure aliens make him molest girls too

    43. rusty says – reply to this


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      Notice how white people all agree to whomever black is posted or commented on here needs to "go away". You people are devils.

    44. black dominates says – reply to this


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      black will never go away, and if your women dont stop havin babies by black men, white may be the only thing that goes away. Black is the dominate gene. YOu ignorant racist.

    45. Arrest All COONS says – reply to this


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      Die you fucking N!GGER… run to the store and buy his records you WIGGER mud-shark bitches….fuck that black piece of shit!

    46. Sane says – reply to this


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      LOL…Oh lawd…aren't you evolved enough to past this dribble…

    47. KILL ALL PEDOPHILES says – reply to this


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      People love to try to stir up racist bs for nothing. They don't always feel that much conviction in what they're saying. It's like they're bored, so they go to a herd of bulls and try to start a stampede. Don't pay it any mind.

      That said, I seriously do think all pedophiles should be killed. There is no reforming them. And the ruin lives. Anyone that preys on innocence is evil and should be destroyed.

    48. Sane says – reply to this


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      #50….you're so right!

    49. IF YOUR READING THIS YOUR GAY says – reply to this


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      I BETTER HIDE MY 15 YEAR OLD BROTHER IN THE CLOSET OR R KELLY IS GOING TO PEE ON HIS FACE………………..HOLY SHIT R KELLY IS IN OUR CLOSET RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    50. elizabeth says – reply to this


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      I think R.Kelly is a sick sick man! HE needs to be thrown in jail and the key needs to be put into the hands of the minors he made video tapes of! Not only should he be thrown in jail but there should be some really huge men show him what it feels like to be violated!

    51. huh says – reply to this


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      All I think is…pedophile…enough said.

    52. Sam says – reply to this


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      Did aliens inspire him to piss on 15 year old girls also?

    53. sarou says – reply to this


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      i love kelly, i love his songs. he rox

    54. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      perv

    55. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Maybe that's his defense too! I can't wait to see that pervert get convicted and put away like he deserves. It's ridiculous that he has been free all these years. Probably paid Daley for the privilege…

    56. chet says – reply to this


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      Shouldn't he be in prison for being a ped?

    57. pookanue says – reply to this


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      I love R.Kelly despite what everyone says about him. There is two sides to every story. Things he says are taken out of context. He might have just had some really good chronic before the interview.:-)

    58. maze says – reply to this


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      Can anyone say PEDOPHILE? Why would any one buy an album to suport this peice of shit. Plus his music sucks anyway.

    59. shannyn says – reply to this


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      WOW FLAVOR FLAV LOOKS GOOD NOW