She Can't Even Fake It???

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1. From Gwenyth's pal Madonna's Blog says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   The Queen's Beauty Tips: Fragrance
   I thought I'd give you a very important beauty tip today. According to Kabbalah there is more than one type of beauty. There is outer beauty and, most of all, inner beauty. However, did you know that how you smell is a combination of both kinds of beauty? It is very important that you smell good at all times. Do not buy celebrity perfumes (JLo, Paris Hilton, Elizabeth Taylor, etc.) You want a niche perfume. One created just for you. If you get a niche perfume, you won't smell like anyone else.

   Move away from fragrances that are available at Barneys, Bendel, Bloomingdale's, Lord and Taylor, Saks and Macy's. You don't want something that can be recognized walking down the street! This is why there is no Madonna fragrance for sale in stores. I don't want millions of people to smell like me!

   Find a store which offers a personal consultation [which can take between six months and a year] and allows you to create your own perfume with the help of the store's fragrance director. After that, no one else can buy it, but they usually will keep some in stock in case you ever run out. The cost? €30,000, or about $36,000. This is a small price to pay to smell like a goddess! My daughter has her own fragrance which she created herself. Every mother should teach their daughter about this. It's very important!

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   Oh Mia, if you were more concerned about your own life & productivity then you wouldn't have time to be reading the posts at Perez Hilton in the first place!

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   she always comes off like such a BLOODLESS CUNT. you know she is the worst lay known to man. and so fucking OVERRATED and OVER.

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   Gwyneth Paltrow is a pampered phony and a pretentious snot. She managed to graduate from high school, but just barely, and could not get into any college despite her family's money and connections. Now, she is rich and famous but still dumb, annoying, hypocritical and most of all judgmental. She is better than you and me and she KNOWS it and she is not afraid to tell you about it while collecting your money. Rise up, boycott her products and her movies and all Coldplay music and maybe, just maybe, this world will be a better place.

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   I'm not going to buy any of their shit.

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   what a shill. who the hell would buy ANYTHING promoted by gwyneth paltrow? i haven't touched an estee lauder product since she's been a spokesperson. even coldplay sucks since she came along.

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   she's a shitty actress with about as much emotional depth as adam ward. i can't believe she fucking sells out the way she does. i boycott everything she's involved in, and coldplay too.

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   Why in the world is filthy rich bitch Gwynnie whoring her precious self out to retail chains? Seriously, what the hell is she doing hawking crap? Gee, could it be that little liberal Gwynnie who's own hubby has decried the evil of corporations and their shareholders and who show up to protest world poverty is a money grubbing hypocrite? Of course!

   It really is beyond tacky that princess Gwen do this-she doesn't need the freaking money. Is she just so in love with her own image she can't live without seeing her face on billboards?

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   Boring AND Condescending….what a combo! Can we deport her?

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    If you think this is bad you should see all the shilling she does here in Europe! We can't escape her! Alcohol, cosmetics, clothing, it never ends. It's quite ironic that she thinks we Brits are so intellectual, considering most of us here consider her to have the IQ of a gnat. As for her claim that we're civilised, she needs to visit Moss Side in Manchester before she spouts off her nonsense. I can't believe you lot let her back into the country!

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    Gwyneth Paltrow's more embarrassing than a queef.

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    Good god - Gwyneth looks like a freaking orange in that photo. Honey, lay off the self tanner and get a haircut you damn hippie! Perhaps, Apple broke into one of mummy's cardboard boxes full of Estee Lauder bronzer and threw a shitload of bronzer at her before the Macy's appearance.

13. Diane from L.I. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Leave her alone. She looks fabulous!

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    stringy botticelli curls with dark roots. yuck

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    After all, Perez. This lady is African and I'm sure that the awful things happening to her family and friends back home on the dark continent make it awful hard to smile at movie premiers and photo shoots and awards ceremonies and such. She probably would rather be back in the little village where she was raised, helping tend to the sick and dying among her clan. Back off already!

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    She's sad because she knows Tiny African babies have absolutely no way to get to a Macy's and buy a bottle.

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    I didn't know Botticelli did chlorine green curls, but then again i didn't know Apple was a mulatto until Gwyneth came out to the press in full page advertisements saying she was African.

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    I work at the store, but was off that day!
    And to all of you dissin on Macy's and saying that you'll never set foot in there since it's not Marshall Fields-thanks a lot! Could you pay my rent with all of the money you are not spending there, because your little boycott only hurts us employees. God, get a fucking clue!

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    I just saw a whole load of photos on Just Jarad and she's smiling away, teeth and all, in all of them. She looks amazing. Give the woman a break!

    Also, I wish everyone would quit bleating on about how she supposedly hates America. NEWSFLASH: It was some mis-translated quotes from a dodgy Portugese paper that didn't even interview her. It's crazy how over the top everyone in America freaked out and irrationally decides to hate her. She married an English guy, for goodness sake. He needs to work in the UK so what was she supposed to do - stay on the other side of the world from her husband? Get over it everyone!

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    we don't hate her irrationally anna, we hate her because she's a pompous, hypocritical, shining example of mediocrity.

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    She hates America and Americans and can't stop herself from saying so to every reporter. She is so "European in her sensiblilites".
    Stay in Europe you no talent skinny pig!

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    she looks miserable all the time, lifeless !

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    Gwyneth is getting old I don't think she should be making any more movies. Her last 6 movies have flopped and nobody likes her acting style, she should try to land a job in England.

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    She shouldn't be smiling since Estee Lauder puts out one toxic ass brew of a perfume. Check it out on ewg.org. She's spokeswhoring some cancer causing chemicals.

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    I saw her a few years ago at a Yoga thing in NYC, she was playing all "humble", serving people food for the Guru's 80-something'th B-day, and she was SUPER annoying, because she still looked all self-conscious, phony, and her eyes were darting around to see who else was there and looking at HER, and she did NOT act friendly about serving the food to the students. She acted like, the classic, "Don't look me in the eye, I do not want a stalker", and we were all like, We're here to to honor our 87 year old teacher and stuff, not give a shit about a celeb.

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    Is she 'snobby' and 'miserable' because she isnt a dumpy- drug addict- trainwreck????

    love her.

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    She doesn't deserve any attention; mediocre actress, snooty, boring etc…

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    Gwen is a mediocre actor. She only won an oscar because she flashed her manish bosom in shakespeare in love. Daddy wont you get me a job? I'm to awful of an actress to land a role on my own. Lay off the self tanner bitch, or switch to lancomes self tanner.

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    She looks like a frog!

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    How smug she has become. Was it not a few years ago where she was getting dumped by anyone she dated (Ben Afeck, Brad Pitt et). Now she thinks she is the queen. What has she done lately?? She should count her lucky stars that Chris Martin even married her.

    Rachel

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    first git1

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    hair is looking good. thank god she's finally gotten some definition in the color. that bleached blonde thing was looking witchy.

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    I also forgot how nice she was to Ross the intern. When he asked her if they could be friends she said yes & she took him to the Ivy. That shows she is a good person. I so don't feel sorry for celebs but it has to be hard to always be in the public eye. G seems like she is shy & gets embarassed easily. Not all celbs are publicity whores like Hilty & Brit. It is hard to always be "on" but the girl makes the bucks & it is all because of us normal people who support her so needs to force that smile. I do like her but she needs to shut her mouth about Americans. If it wasn't for us her new homeland England wouldn't exist as the Germans would have wiped out thos patsies.

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    I, too, think she's a pretentious snob, who is only pretending to have depth because she snagged some malnourished winer. She always seems so fake, it's always like she has to reassure someone that she is sincere.

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    The reason she's not smiling big is because then her under eye wrinkles would show up..not being catty, I see a lot of actresses to that. She isn't ready to have her lower lids tucked yet but she should get it over with.

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    JAP

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    She acts like she has met every American when she only associates with the rich upper class. She's a hypocrite. She doesn't use her fame for a good cause; only when she can profit from it.

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    Money tree running low???Why is she out there so much all of a sudden??

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    What the hell is wrong with all of you hate mongering nobodies? She's got a nice, neutral grin going. It appears to me that she isn't being phony, nor is she being a bitch. She's just being human and signing some things. I remember in high school it was always, "Why don't you smile?" Like you're supposed to grin like a chimp all of the time. All I was doing was feeling normal and minding my own business. Phony fuckers smile all the time. Real people live and get along and break out the teeth when there is something to laugh or smile about.

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    well, her husband is as depressing and boring as she is
    don't ask that much

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    Great actress, fake tan looks orange!

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    SHE IS SO FUGLY

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    it's not a condescending smirk, if you look at her mom Blythe Danner her mom has the exact same smile and Blythe is one of the nicest, classiest ladies around. Gwyneth is growing to look more and more like her mom each passing year, it's a very patrician, old-Philadelphia family that Blythe comes from and Gwyneth has that blue blood coolness about her that comes from that. Give her a break Perez, she's so classy and she looks f-ing gorgeous.

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    Here you have a classic case of half Wasp/half JAP NYC bording schooled, hollywood connected, snobbier than hell, deeply affected, mediocrely talented, Amerian hating organic twit.
    Okay, so I'll give props when props are due… she is cute and has class. But the hippie chick thing is so flippin fake. She's a fucking debutante who had an "in" to Hollywood. Daddy shoulda died before he connected her… then she'd be a nobody like the rest of us. Yeah, I'm a hater. I HATE people who get shit and don't have to work for it. Fucking sucks.

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    There's nothing classy about this woman. On her best day, she's a Grace Kelly wannabe.

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    miserable people never smile

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    It certainly pays for the giant fence (to keep the eyes of the riff raff away) she just added to her her "estate" in amagansett…

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    She really is a bitch. She needs to pull the pole out of her ass and be more appreciative of the hand who feeds her- THE PUBLIC! The American public. While she's at it she can stop bashing America too, and acting like she's better than everyone. And lose the fake British accent. And no- her hair does not look fierce- it makes her look like a hag.

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    Maybe she had broccoli in her teeth

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    Don't call her a bitch. You are so harsh Perez!!She was probably at that table taking pictures for hours.

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    Not only is she a bitch but she's a hag too. Perez it must have been a slow news day if you're reporting on this.

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    She looks like she's smelling shit! Just think of the money Gwynnie, think of the money……pretentious streak of piss!

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    that's her english stuck up lady smile

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    I subscribe to W magazine and when I got this months issue I was laughing hard because it is a hideous picture of Gweneth Paltrow. Ellen DeGeneras
    looks a lot better on her issue of W.
    Gwen looks like she died with her eyes open and somebody at the funeral parlour did her make-up. You know how the make-up is done there. They look
    like they died in a shock and their faces stayed frozen.