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"She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

- Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine talking about sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova

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  1. Kristen says – reply to this


    201

    nice guys don't kiss and tell…hmmm, wonder what that makes you!

  2. not gonna says – reply to this


    202

    BURNN!!!!! ahahah!

  3. costamesaboy says – reply to this


    203

    anybody that talks negatively about a sexual experience,,,,,IS USUALLY ON THE DEFENSIVE!!!!,,,,,,,,he probably really does have a small dong, or just can't ding it long enough, 2 SATISFY,,,,,,MAROON 5 ALWAYS SUCKED!!!

  4. empress says – reply to this


    204

    Maybe he sucked as a lover

  5. katarina says – reply to this


    205

    Maybe she was so quiet cuz he was so awful in bed, maybe his moanin made her try to concentrate on NOT LAUGHING. No real man would kissNtellthis way what a putz

  6. alan brickman says – reply to this


    206

    only gay men would say that shit….

  7. Margarita says – reply to this


    207

    Well, quite frankly, I'd much rather be the one accused of making no noise during sex, than to be the one making too much noise after sex.
    .
    Especially since her silence could very well mean that he was particularly horrible in bed. And needing to pretend that you're having sex with someone else does indeed require a helluva lot of focus!

  8. costamesaboy,,420 says – reply to this


    208

    HE IS ON THE DEFENSIVE,,,,,,,he obviously is ready 4 public humiliation..SHE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOU, & YOUR SMALL DICK..learn how 2 screw LOSER!!!…….MAROON 5 BLOWS

  9. Jewish Easter Bunnies says – reply to this


    209

    What a liar. Dude's Jewish. Uh, why would he have EVER believed in the Easter Bunny??

  10. Meg says – reply to this


    210

    MY thoughts:

    - I'm shocked. I thought she would have been very noisy.
    - I don't like her at all. She's a arrogant bitch , but…
    - He's a pig of a man for kissing and telling like that. LOSER!

  11. BRITTANY says – reply to this


    211

    UMM, HELLO ADAM!! IF SHE WASN'T INTO IT, THEN THAT MUST MEAN THAT YOU WEREN'T DOING YOUR JOB! MEN ARE SO STUPID, ALWAYS WANNA BLAME THIER "SHORT CUMMINGS" ON A WOMAN. IDIOT!

  12. lo says – reply to this


    212

    FAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  13. beatriz says – reply to this


    213

    what a fucking douche..
    wow

  14. lauracm says – reply to this


    214

    what a dickhead. maybe he should just fck himself next time and scream til his heart's content

  15. suggit says – reply to this


    215

    dumbass. YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK….HENCE her not making any noise and looking disinterested. When will straight guys ever learn?

  16. beckbeck says – reply to this


    216

    what a fuckin asshole, hes even lucky hes getting banged and all this cus he's a celebrity, shit being quiet is fine as long as she was actually do something and yea we need to concentrate, big fuckin deal, enjoy getting laid, what a mofo.

    well that answers whether shes a virgin or not….ugh

  17. Brooke says – reply to this


    217

    [b]what a douche
    exploiting their PRIVATE experience for the media,
    attention whore.

    see, now if a woman did that
    she'd be called a whore.
    what a sexist kinda double standard,
    we shouldn't be quoting that low life douche.

    i can't even listen to someones music,
    knowing [i]that's[/i] how they are in real life
    my respect is lost[/b]

  18. selma says – reply to this


    218

    I'm sorry, but that's really funny!!!! I mean she makes noise on the court - why not in the bedroom? LOL

  19. Michel says – reply to this


    219

    This is so trashy. I guess he forgot that true gentlemen don't talk about their sex life. What an asshole. Maybe he was the one that wouldn't turn her on. So, she wanted it to be quiet so that she could fantasize about a real singer fucking her.

  20. P says – reply to this


    220

    WHAT A PRICK!! Maybe his prick didn't cut it.
    To kiss & tell…. karma will get him.

  21. missycaronance says – reply to this


    221

    I don't care if she had to think too hard!!!!! What about Jessica Simpson? Who was better?

  22. Adam Levine is a man whore says – reply to this


    222

    How can you expect class from a Jew. They would happily sell their own mother on the blackmarket for a dollar.

  23. posh mom says – reply to this


    223

    it's really sad….he can only get publicity talking about all of his conquests…and he is bad in bed!

  24. yomommma says – reply to this


    224

    the website that reported this also said that pavel bure broke up with anna kournikova because she had TWO VAGINAS. these reports are a joke, don't take them seriously.

  25. Maria says – reply to this


    225

    oh damn

    He is a great singer who is great in bed and is the epitome of class and elegan…

    okay i could not finish typing that without laughing.
    buhahahahaha

  26. jenna says – reply to this


    226

    wow, now i know why i didn't buy maroon 5's last album. what a douche. first of all, how lame to kiss and tell. get some class buddy. then, how stupid to admit that you couldn't turn her on? guess what Adam, we all moan and get into it at some point in our lives, it just takes the right guy to do it (like one that knows what he's doing!). what a jerk.

  27. tj says – reply to this


    227

    Of course she was quite, he had to use so much of the date rape drug that she was passed out which is the ONLY reason why she'd be in the same bed with this loser. Next time try sleeping with someone who's still awake!

  28. poopsie66 says – reply to this


    228

    show me a woman who's 'lousy in bed' and i'll show you a man who doesn't know what the F-CK he's doing! it is NOT a woman's job to be good in bed, it is up to HIM to get HER to respond to HIM. in another word, if SHE is 'lousy' in bed it's because HE didn't turn her on. end of story.

  29. CeCe - He'd Make Me Scream! says – reply to this


    229

    haha I think it's funny he outted her. She's suppose to be known as this world wide sex-symbol, and he's just letting everyone know that's not quite the case. Give me a break, I'm sure he's no stranger to pleasing a woman, he just got with someone that's insecure and not experienced enough to enjoy herself.

  30. tj long says – reply to this


    230

    You'd be quite to if your date knocked you out with drugs before they could get you into the sack, next time try it with someone who's still awake, LOSER

  31. J says – reply to this


    231

    DOUCHEBAG HOMO!

  32. Steve says – reply to this


    232

    tell maria sharapova if she wants to make some noise … call me ;]

  33. jared says – reply to this


    233

    I would poke him in the butt if he'd let me.

  34. maroon fan says – reply to this


    234

    he's gorgeous, but if this wasn't a joke then he's a jackass.

  35. El$* says – reply to this


    235

    Adam is great in bed i screamed the whole time but he ofcourse he wouldnt talk about sleeping with me!

  36. Vighorois says – reply to this


    236

    Now we know that he can't make Maria scream like all those female players do. That's showing how "good" he is playing with his equipment. Maybe he should try to turn her on by letting her slamming his balls…

  37. teddi-girl says – reply to this


    237

    what a loser! i used to think he was so cool- after this i see what an a@@hole he is! btw…it just makes him sound like hes bad in bed…so why did he say anything at all? dumba$$……..

  38. oldfart says – reply to this


    238

    I would like #226 to tell me who his idols are in music, film, entertainment — sans Jews. Not much left bozo! If they ain't Jewish — their agent is! What a Jackass, all the entertainment you ever enjoyed was one way or another provided, supported, financed, by GUESS WHO - Idiot. Why do you think Jews and blacks feature overwhelmingly in the media? Because it was an accepting place for 1st Jews and 2nd Blacks - invited in by color blind Jews. come up with a truly significant white influence and I will show you a black/Jew ie: Elvis!

  39. adam is a cunt says – reply to this


    239

    I hope she smacks him in the nuts with her racket.

    Then he would have a real reason to sing the way he does.

  40. One off says – reply to this


    240

    All of you fools! susbsist off inside info—– and when you get it you become Jeessussssss…

    thank you Adam for giving us superficalfuckers the real deal

    she looks like a wash in bed………

  41. amy says – reply to this


    241

    i thought he was gay. Only a gay dude acting like he is not gay would tell that story. Maybe he was afraid she would say he has a small/limp dick first.

  42. adam is a dweeb says – reply to this


    242

    I hope she smacks him on the nuts with her racket.

    He will then have a reason to sing the way he does.

  43. jessiebrnx says – reply to this


    243

    LMAO……WoW WAT A DOUCHE BAG! LMAO I THINK SHE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS LET DOWN BY HIS MINI WINNIE….LOL ISNT MAROON 5 LEAD SINGER GAY ANYWAY…

  44. sonja jackson brown says – reply to this


    244

    what an ass. the girl aint makin noise cause u suck in bed

  45. jessiebrnx says – reply to this


    245

    POOPSIE66 U R SOO RIGHT ON THE MONEY WITH THAT ONE!

  46. lalala says – reply to this


    246

    WHAT A LOSER!!!! clearly he was horrible in bed!!! you have to make a girl moan you idiot!!! and anytime a chick says that she needs to concentrate to orgasm you should take a clue!!!! this idiot needs to realise how bad he must of been for her to stay so quiet!

  47. Adam Levine says – reply to this


    247

    My peen is 0.1" long so Maria didnt know it was in and continued to lay still. I gotta go get some medical help to ENLARGE and LENGTHEN my thing. Hopefully, I can make her feel it next time and scream (with horror 'coz it's so freaking tiny).

  48. YLIME says – reply to this


    248

    #232, you are an idiot slag. But thanks for announing to the world that YOU are a lousy lay too! I say yay to Adam for speaking the truth, even though I don't really believe he said it in the first place.

  49. perezsucks says – reply to this


    249

    where's da sex tape??? perez and you call yourself a journalist???
    as for dumb ass adam….man i would ride that bitch to the sunset noise or no noise that is one hot slut

  50. candice says – reply to this


    250

    Maybe she wasn't moving, saying anything, and getting pissed off because he's a sack of shit in bed.

  51. :) says – reply to this


    251

    shE'S A WHORE

  52. grik says – reply to this


    252

    That Adam…..hes such a gentleman.

  53. Mrs Cool Breeze says – reply to this


    253

    HE LIKES GUYS TO DO HIM UP THE BUTT.

  54. lefreak says – reply to this


    254

    small dick perhaps?

  55. RANDA says – reply to this


    255

    FAKE

  56. Tina says – reply to this


    256

    EWWWWWW. TMI, Levine, TMI!

  57. mas says – reply to this


    257

    its probably a huge surprise cos she moans quite a bit while playing tennis, which she is very well known for. it gets quite annoying really but she's a great player without a doubt.

  58. JV says – reply to this


    258

    She probably wasn't that into him, but just needed someone to get into her. I call it "you'll do for now" sex.

    Still, he's a fucking cad for talking about it.

  59. jeb says – reply to this


    259

    he's garbage. hopefully she learned a lesson…

  60. 20 fingers says – reply to this


    260

    This is Maria's new favorite song.

    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man

    Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
    Don't, don't, don't, don't

    Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man

    Iny weeny teeny weeny
    Shriveled little short dick man

    Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

    What in the world is that thing?
    Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

    That has got to be the smallest dick
    I've ever seen in my whole life
    I have ever seen in my whole life

    Get the fuck outta here
    Iny weeny teeny weeny
    Shriveled little short dick man

    Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want
    Don't want
    Don't want
    Don't want
    Don't want

    Uh! Uh! Uh!
    Uh! Uh! Uh!

    Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
    Uh! Uh! Uh!

    Isn't that cute an extra belly button
    You need to put your pants back on honey

    Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
    Don't, don't, don't, don't

    Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man

    Iny wee(x15)

    Iny weeny teeny weeny
    Shriveled little short dick man

  61. Jay says – reply to this


    261

    Maybe his dick is small. It seems like a lot of musicians have that problem, for some reason.
    He is SOOOOO STUPID for making a statement like that.

  62. angie says – reply to this


    262

    he must not have nothing if he can't make the girl moan or she could at least fake it

  63. Kels says – reply to this


    263

    I agree with "D" haha maybe she was just bored out of her mind!

  64. Rachel says – reply to this


    264

    Let me guess…he was lousy and now he has to blame it on her. So typical. Perhaps it was his this little fish lips that turned her off.

  65. yup says – reply to this


    265

    i think he just embarrassed his own selve talking about their sex life, cause must have a little dick

  66. primetime says – reply to this


    266

    Sharapova is a giant so probably her snatch is huge too…probably needs a big black man to satisfy her…not some small dicked loser

  67. Mudd says – reply to this


    267

    Adam for president

  68. carsten5577 says – reply to this


    268

    Serves her right for screwing an arrogant kike.

  69. mimi says – reply to this


    269

    Anyone ever taught him not to kiss and tell? Apparently not. What an asshole! Guys who say shit about previous partners are ALWAYS crap in bed. So Adam, if you're reading this, you must be crap.

  70. Maria Sharapova (serving) says – reply to this


    270

    HUUUUYEAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. arron says – reply to this


    271

    Either this Adam (loser) is lousy in bed or she's a lez and was concentrating by imagining Adam was Angelina Jolie or some other hot chick.

  72. Disillusioned says – reply to this


    272

    There's no Easter Bunny? What's your next lie, Levine? There's no Santa Claus?

  73. annie says – reply to this


    273

    oh, please. faker than fake. he didn't really say that nor were they even together.

  74. Nik says – reply to this


    274

    I hates a man who f**** and tells.

  75. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


    275

    I don't get it?? so she is dead in bed so what? she works hard maybe HE should think about workit a little bit more! i still don't get it!

  76. Candy Barr says – reply to this


    276

    I definitely agree with the masses . . . She was excited because he wasn't exciting . . . What a dumbass for putting that out there . . . I wonder if she is going to talk about how teeny his weeny was?

  77. E says – reply to this


    277

    If this story is true, it is obvious that he is terrible in bed. I have always thought he was gay anyway and only a gay person who is closeted would talk about a lover in this manner. Oh, yeah, his music sucks too. He has one of the weakest voices I have ever heard.

  78. Tee says – reply to this


    278

    Oh well, Adam is still a hot bastard. He can get better than Sharapova (and WAY better than Jessica Simpson)

  79. cathy says – reply to this


    279

    Did they really fuck? i mean was he just joking orproably dreaming of doing her?

  80. Noire says – reply to this


    280

    This has got to be a joke, right? No one can be that tacky! Doesn't he realize this makes HIM look like a frog. What an ass! Uh, maybe she needed to concentrate on her errands for the next day : )

  81. here we go again says – reply to this


    281

    Talk about ASSHOLE to the extreme…I have heard that he is pretty much the biggest jerk ever….he just added fuel to that fire.

  82. maya says – reply to this


    282

    eww hes soooo much better than her..

  83. adriana says – reply to this


    283

    what a fucking jerk!!!

  84. #*&^%@$#^_ says – reply to this


    284

    hahahah.. I used to think he was so banging. if she had to concentrate that should clear up any questions to begin with. and he sucks for even exploiting her in the first place. hes making himself look like a MORON who can't fuck

  85. Tarawa says – reply to this


    285

    Yes he was an ignoramus for going public about their intimacy—gentlemen don’t go out there and paint a scarlet letter on a woman. He should have said the relationship fell short and left it off as that—both keeping their proudness and reputation. Privately, it is a different story. Willing to bet within 72 hours of the event both spin doctors told their own best friend what happened—their side of the story. Their friends having listened to the “horror story” will be sympatric and loyal and side with their close friend. Everybody self-praises, consults, and confesses about their relationship to others. It would be a “cold and disdainful” act if she scorned him during intimacy. For #232 (poopsie66), your statement lacks forethought and shows your inadequacy. Please direct all of us to either the counselor or therapist supporting your hypothesis. Both men and women look at look at relationship differently and should not develop stupid expectations. Please speak to a counselor, #232; self-help books will not suffice.

  86. Giselle says – reply to this


    286

    Sounds like aaaaallll the cops I work with. Nothing special about him. No class and soooooo under-educated. Poor girl had to stay quiet because he so obviously sucked. Did he scream out his own name???? Probably cuz he sounds so high on himself. Yep, no standards, too. Poor Maria:(

  87. www.trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


    287

    I think the ones that are the loudes in Bed are us Putas Latinas…
    My hubby loves when I ask .. ay papi vente en mi cara (hey baby come all over my face) and then he has to shut my mouth cuz the kids wake up and they think we are fighting…
    That's what up… Latinas we scream, we swallow… (Ladies don't spit)
    Sorry for the graphical..
    Quieres chismes.. visitame en WWW.TrapitosSucios.com

  88. Stacy says – reply to this


    288

    OMG…..too funny…..but for some reason I feel bad lol

  89. Laila says – reply to this


    289

    Shame on you for printing this complete RUBBISH! M5 played a gig for her once a few years ago and Adam MET her___Yikes. They never hooked up and he would NEVER talk like that even if they did! IT'S TOTAL CRAP.

  90. nick says – reply to this


    290

    That's a horrible thing to say about someone publicly. He's inconsiderate and surely an attention whore…I don't care if its true or not

  91. Laila says – reply to this


    291

    Shame on you for re-printing this, Perez! It's complete and utter RUBBISH! M5 played a gig for her a few years back and Adam and her NEVER hooked up! He 'met' her, he even said as much in a recent interview, but that was IT! And even if they HAD hooked up he would NEVER talk like that! It's CRAP!!!

  92. Ryan says – reply to this


    292

    Sounds like someones bitter

  93. beelzebub says – reply to this


    293

    Time for a change in regular pograming.

  94. QLD Trish says – reply to this


    294

    Classy guy!

  95. Kelly G says – reply to this


    295

    - Wowww how low and desperate for attention can you get, Adam Levine!

    - he must really need the money from interviews, what a tooooooooooool!!!

  96. thatv001 says – reply to this


    296

    #174 Hahahahahh!!!!!

    I've never heard of hung like a hamster! Couldn't stop laughing. *wipes tear*

  97. kymama says – reply to this


    297

    "…And she WILL be loved…" but not by your fucking teeny tiny peenie, you fucking douche. That was goddamned mean. I curse you with impotence you mean muthafucker. May your cock wilt at the sight of hot poon. May girls point and laugh at the sight of your small dick.
    BTW LOVESlovesLOVES your new song on the radio! Peaches!!

  98. m e l a n i e says – reply to this


    298

    what a douch.. as if he says that?

    maria is wayyyyyyyyyy out of his league anyway. xo

  99. THERE'S NOTHIN LIKE 2 GOOD FINGERS says – reply to this


    299

    ADAM IS ONE FUGLY GAY FAG. BUT ALL THIS TALK OF DICK SURE IS TURNING ME ON!!! I HAVEN'T HAD ANY SINCE MY BDAY, 3/20, AND I COULD TEAR APART A THICK WHITE ONE!!!!!

  100. Ivy says – reply to this


    300

    WTF! WHAT A DISGUSTING PIG FOR SAYING THAT! I'M OFFICIALLY NO LONGER A FAN OF THIS HAS BEEN AND HIS GROUP FOR THAT MATTER!

    A GENTLEMAN NEVER EVER FUCKS AND TELLS!!

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