Sweet Little Angel
Filed under: Jason Davis
Bless his heart!
Jason Davis takes a "nap" outside Paris Hilton's Malibu house on Saturday.
Food coma? Drug daze?
Douche!
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He looks fucked up. Is he? Some one roll him over before he chokes on his own vomit.
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fat fook!
Who the fuck is he anyway?
Beached Whale!! Beached Whale!!
hollywood is oh so glamorous!
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…..or not! let that horrible excuse for a human choke on his vomit…
it would only be an appropriate way to go for him
team perez for liffffeee
looks like he slept out there… passed out
Perez - when is he ever going to take you up on that challenge. It would be fucking brilliant!!!
Outside of Paris Hilton's home is exactly where he belongs.
who is he
friggin gross man
holy fuck he's gross.
And…I'm spent,,,,Was it good for you baby? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Second- someone call marine services a whale has beached itself. MF.
oh spare me.
Looks like hes leaning over to fart.. this guy is a hot mess..
WHO?
yay! second!
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Perez, just do him already and then you can get over him easily!!
What a sorry-ass human being. How sad it is that this pathetic loser has money and I don't. He's just pissing it all down the drain. Law should require him to donate all of his wealth to charity or to me.
He's waiting for Paris hilton to finish off with a guy so that he could have a turn.
He's my Angel and my hero.
I learnt one important lesson from you Mario - never send a ham in to do a man's job.
Blessed he will be.
It's Chastity Bono dreaming of rogering Perez with her strap - on!
P.S apparently she has many guys in there because it looks like he's been waiting for a long time!!!
What a slob
hes not sleeping hes just looking down!
douche indeed. no one actually cares about him..that is the best part
His liver is screaming let the boozing stop!!! For the love of pete no more snausages!!!! Darnit!!!
why is he always passed out?!
Ass Bandit is dreaming of TWINKS and TWINKIES!
what a fat bastard. look at that chair buckling under his grotesque weight.
dreaming about sweet little cream puffs, sarong shops and a soft feather bed! yes, he does look rather adorable here! probably had a nice long lunch and his nodding off.
GROTESQUE.
why does he even bother to come out in public? There is not one decent pic of him.
Perez,
You talk alot of sh*t about him, but funny thing is, HE is the one at Paris' house, not YOU, so it would seem he is doing something right and you aren't.
Yes, he's fat….he's gross…he's a whale….and all the things you said about him, but….SO ARE YOU all those things. Difference is, he's all those things WITH Paris, you are all those things, WITHOUT Paris.
Jealousy is so not cute you fat f*ck. Get over your OBSESSION with him. He hates your ass too.
you know perez,
Why do you give this fat f*ck the time of day on your site? He's a nobody and will always be. He's only popular cuz you make him. Avoid him and he'll go away.
AMERICA!! SALUTE YOUR ICONS!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Perez, Im so mad at you…
Last week he drew a smiley face on his tummy with sunscreen on camera which was a shout out to you, but you didn't acknowledge!!!!
Give it up Perez. We all know Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis is really you in drag. How else can you show your face in public?
Oh, I thought this was a picture of Perez when I first saw it.
has this human debris or its siblings contributed something positive to the world?
Some people walk through life with depression and don't even realize they were depressed…….Until they look at their self in a photograph like this. It's really sad, your given the world and that's not enough……….You need to be totally self destructive and use "vises" to numb the pain…. Learn to love yourself Jason!!!!!!
Sincerely,
gummi bear is perez's bitch!!!
LOL
This is what Perez will look like in a few years.
haha ass bandit
he looks like a dying beached whale.
So that is what Jabba the Hut looks like napping in Malibu!
That one made me laugh, "sweet little angel in a food coma" LOL
I shit you not, when I first saw this pic I thought it was Perez with a new dye job.
if he's so rich, can't he at least afford some lipo???
He's got the itis!
nOW HE LOOKS LIKE FAT ON BLACK
That sweet little Angel had to swallow up all the BS you wannabes vomited out, no wonder he's taking a nap. He had a big job to do.
I tried to warn you on SNL. Darn those lip-sync glitches.
I love Paris Hilton, so I would do the same
aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Nasty! Nice family - one brother is a stinky, sweaty, oil-slicked weirdo while the other is a big stinky, sweaty fat ass pig. There's little hope for their younger twin half-sisters from their mom's second marriage.
so what if his rich! who cares, maybe he should look after himself.he's pretty.i think if he lose some weith he'll be in top.
Not sleeping… not a coma.
He just noticed a morsel of pork chop someone dropped on his big toe and is debating how he'll be bend over far enough to get it into his mouth.
Mystery solved.
WTF is wrong with you all - what has this guy done to deserve the cruelty on display here? Get off his case and pick on those who deserve your derision, ie Britney, Paris, LL, etc.
HE'S SO FAT EVEN TOM CRUISE WOULDN'T BLOW HIM AND THATS SAYING A LOT SINCE TOM WOULD SUCK MOST ANYBODY WITH A COCK….
He looks so uncomfortable there. His stomach is so big how does he do anything, including wipe his own butt? I am not being mean, but that's a rough existence. Hope he gets some help.
i think food coma AND drug daze.gummie looks like shit.
and what does douche mean?gay?who can tell me?
I think Perez is jealous of this dude. I mean he is gross, but still way sexier than Perezers could ever think about being. He has better hair, a better tan, better clothes. Perez wishes he could be this guy hanging out with Paris all day. Perez thinks he's such good friends with Paris, well how come this douche always gets invited, but not Perez. Too bad she doesn't invite them both and we could see a bitch slapping contest with this dude, unless Perez is all talk.
Orka has washed a shore.
if he loses a few pounds he'd be hot, i'm just sayin…
Can he not afford Jenny Craig?
che skifoso porcio!!!!
OH MY GOD !!!! This guy is totally passed out drunk with a pack of cigarrettes and a beer in his hand. Let me see….looking in my crystal ball I see his childhood was probably spent being raised by hired help orrrrr he was sent away to a boarding school…..either way he was and still is left to his own devices and nobody cared……Lovely. The Davis's should be proud of how they invested in their children.
His parent must be very proud of him.
who is this fat gay fuck?
He so needs to talk to Star Jones about her gastric bypass surgery.
You sure he ain't dead?
hes a f n slug
Looks like hes raising his leg to let one rip. I think Perez is jealous because the beautiful people in hollywood party with a fat fuck like this but they won't party with Rez's faggy ass.
at least he has clothes on
Perez… is that you?
Has Perez finally gone to his natural hair color?
he´s not taking a nap, watch his neck and his hands grabing things
You just look for bad pictures to post of this guy so you can put him down. I like him. He's not bothering anyone. I like him.
Will someone explain who is this guy and why is he known? Also what about his brother and do they come from old money or what. Thanks!
hey I forgot to say I like him.
He's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better looking than PEREZ!
quick! somebody get the paddles!!!!!!!
Oh please, Perez jealous of THIS? Much as I disagree with Perez sometimes, I gotta give him credit-he's building an empire. Moonpie Davis wouldn't even know how to begin.
who the hell is he? He looks like hes on pills or something….
#66, What has he done? Absolutely nothing. That's the point-he has opportunities most of us could never even dream of, and he's done absolutely nothing with them. Shameful. Eating, drugs and drinking don't count as doing something.
Am I supposed to know who this is?
the only thing missing is harpoon in his fat ass.
First off, who the fuck wears a dress shirt to the beach with trunks. What a kook.
Second, how does someone with that much free time and money get to be that fat and lazy. Ride a bike or go surfering you fat fuck.
He's bascialy a bum with some money.
Way to go mom and dad!!!
Who the hell is this guy, and why do important people let themselves be seen with him.
he pass out from a diabetic coma..
Rich, spoiled, sweaty and bloated and let's not forget fat dude shouldn't even grace your pages, he's a a somebody who is a nobody, cept for fact that he comes from lucky sperm ….
Fatty banging. He looks like he is having a hang over. This is the reason gummybear didn't show up to confront perez. Perez would have fucked up gummies juicy fatty banging ass.
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U SURE THAT S NOT CHRIS FARLEY????