We'd Ride Him Hard

Filed under: Zach Braff

Yes!

We find this so much hotter than Matthe McConaughgay and his bronzed, buffed and waxed ickyness.

Who knew Zach Braff had the inner hottie within????

The Scrubs star showed off some skin near his home in LA on Friday.

Maybe a little fake tan wouldn't hurt!

[Images via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: Aug 19, 2007 at 1:05 am / Email this »

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daniel says – reply to this

101

are you out of your cotton pickin mind!
Kelly says – reply to this

102

I'd fuck him right there on the spot! What a hottie!
akuna matata says – reply to this

103

ew ew gross woman who find him attractive have no standards at all i wouldn't lower myself that low, nothing absolutely zilch thats attractive about him, his paleness almost got me blind and goodness me does he know where the gym is
lolly says – reply to this

104

yall are fucken mad if u think this guy is cute
Angie From Chicago says – reply to this

105

Uuuhhhmmmmmm………………….no
M says – reply to this

106

I don't find him attractive AT ALL yuk
Magz says – reply to this

107

eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!! mathew mcconaughey is SOOO MUCH HOTTER!!!
Rose says – reply to this

108

GROSS!
Annie says – reply to this

109

His body isn't that bad, but his face is gross. He has that huge honker and no chin.
Kitty says – reply to this

110

Before anyone wanted to bone John Mayer, I did. And now you are all creeping up on my other celebrity fuck- Zach Braff.
blah says – reply to this

111

HE IS SOOOOOOOOO UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paola says – reply to this

112

he's so cute!!! I love him..!!!
Melnski says – reply to this

113

Make me a Braff & Mayer sandwich! White boyz are hot. They give great head and suck the clit. Mayer is a Libra. 'Nuf said. We are dirty nasty in bed. Look at Zack's lips….come on now. If you can, you better get some. I will.
Jill says – reply to this

114

I think he's sexy!
katx says – reply to this

115

hahah weird he has enough money but he still shops at old navy.. my bf has those swim trunks!
NancyBoy says – reply to this

116

He's going to have bigger MANBOOBS than Simon Cowell by the times he's thirty.
Jennifer says – reply to this

117

Are you smoking crack?! I am sorry, Perez, but there is NOTHING hot or sexy about Zach Braff . . . Especially with his shirt off! Gross! He has no shape, no body, no color . . . eeewww! I'll take Matthew McConaughey anyday! Minus his ego, he is perfection!!!

Let's hold our standards just a little higher, Perez! You know you can do better than Zach!

Speaking of, maybe we should have a Win a Date With Perez section! I'd love to see you find a nice little piece of a*s! You SO deserve it!

Much love to you, my sweet, hot Perez!

~ Jenn
Jenn says – reply to this

118

Are you smoking crack?! I am sorry, Perez, but there is NOTHING hot or sexy about Zach Braff . . . Especially with his shirt off! Gross! He has no shape, no body, no color . . . eeewww! I'll take Matthew McConaughey anyday! Minus his ego, he is perfection!!!

Let's hold our standards just a little higher, Perez! You know you can do better than Zach!

Speaking of, maybe we should have a Win a Date With Perez section! I'd love to see you find a nice little piece of a*s! You SO deserve it!

Much love to you, my sweet, hot Perez!

~ Jenn
Poca says – reply to this

119

Ewwww! Most times you have good taste Perezito… this is not one of them. But I guess if you like pasty jiggly men then vote 4 Braff! (And he's got a nasty attitude… can't ever shake his ignorance when he got PUNK'D and threaten to kill a kid over his beloved set of wheels! Estupido.)
YOUR MAMA says – reply to this

120

I'D DO HIM, AND REFERRING TO THAT OTHER COMMENT, I WOULD DEF. BRAG ABOUT IT! U PEOPLE ARE SICK DO YALL WANT HIM TO LOOK LIKE A ROASTED TURKEY, THAT'S HIS SKIN COLOR, NO ONE TELLS YOU TO GO TAKE SOME OF THE DARK OFF YOUR SKIN DO THEY BITCHES! I'M SO SICK OF THE ORANGE TANS, AND GUYLINER AND MEN PLUCKING THEIR EYEBROWS AND GETTING PEDICURES, YOU ALL WANT ZACH TO BE GAY? CAUSE HE AIN'T….AND HE'S HOT SO STFU
Jennifer R. says – reply to this

121

Are you smoking crack?! I am sorry, Perez, but there is NOTHING hot or sexy about Zach Braff . . . Especially with his shirt off! Gross! He has no shape, no body, no color . . . eeewww! I'll take Matthew McConaughey anyday! Minus his ego, he is perfection!!!

Let's hold our standards just a little higher, Perez! You know you can do better than Zach!

Speaking of, maybe we should have a Win a Date With Perez section! I'd love to see you find a nice little piece of a*s! You SO deserve it!

Much love to you, my sweet, hot Perez!

~ Jenn
david-0-selznik says – reply to this

122

i've been told his butthole is as pink as the rest of him - no need for a bleach-job down there. i'd love to see my semen ooze out of his pink butthole, back onto my waiting tongue.
lilmena says – reply to this

123

i could have done without your drawings on the pictures i don't think zac braff is hot but he is funny in everything he's been in i think he's a good actor
smitty says – reply to this

124

Pull his shorts off!! This dude is fucking HOT!!
yea thats what I said says – reply to this

125

he's hot …………………………….bishhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yea right yet he is funny as hell
fa u los says – reply to this

126

ick. i cannot even believe someone as cute as mandy moore would bang THIS. he is FUG.
eliza says – reply to this

127

oh, i love zach braff! he's such a cutie…and he's so funny on scrubs. (although i have to say, matthew mcconaughgay isn't bad either…) :]
Sara says – reply to this

128

I 4 1 think hes adorkable!!!!!!!!and he funny as hell!!!AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hyde says – reply to this

129

Pale is ok, who needs fake tan or carcinomas, but if a celebrity is gonna take his shirt off he needs to spend time at the gym! Gack!
Juju says – reply to this

130

Perez, you must be really horny. You need to get laid pronto.
lovely says – reply to this

131

perez i understand y u'd ride him its cauz u kno u dnt stand a chance with matthew u r def not his type, and zach is def your type talk about standards yours are lower than low. he is beyond fugly he must have no mirrors in his house looking like that i wouldn't wanna c any reflection of me
WISECHICA SAYS says – reply to this

132

ZACH BRAFF IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!! THANK GOD FINALLY AN ACTOR WHO DOESNT PUT THAT FAKE TANNING CRAP ON AND GUESS WHAT….HE IS TEN TIMES MORE TALENTED THAT MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY!!! SCRUBS IS AN AWESOME SHOW AND HIS MOVIES ARE GOOD TOO! LUV YA PEREZ SHOW SOME MORE OF HIM AND SHIA PLEASE!
pamela anderson says – reply to this

133

matthew anytime, zach yaak
JESS SAYS says – reply to this

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ZACH BRAFF IS SO HOT AND TALENTED…ID DO HIM AND BRAG ABOUT IT.I LOVE THAT HE LOOKS NORMAL AND NOT ORANGE!!!
zak says – reply to this

135

the look that zach just gave in these pics says omg they just caught on my worst day lol like u look better on any given day
blurch says – reply to this

136

No offense Perez but he looks as sexy as either you (and I do adore you to death) or Gummi Bear in a speedo!!!!!
graciasmexico says – reply to this

137

HEY LOOK DOWN THE BELLY HE HAS A LYPO MARKS
twunt-hunter says – reply to this

138

Hmmm. Another half goyem actor. Just like those horse-toothed Tudors, the tribe tries to sweeten the pot with some goy blood once in a while resulting in a more white bread look, (or should that be rye?)
graciasmexico says – reply to this

139

Heyy LOOK DOWN THE BELLY HE HAS A LIPO MARKS
No In-between says – reply to this

140

From all of the comments it seems like Zach is either your type or he's not…no in-between. I personally think he is extremely attractive BECAUSE he doesn't look like the stereotypical Hollywood hottie. He is gorgeous in a different way. Sure he'd look even better with some muscle definition, but I think he has an average, normal and healthy body with a very sexy face and on-screen personality.
Kimberly says – reply to this

141

This picture really has nothing to do with the fact that he grosses me out; I find him very repulsive.
D. says – reply to this

142

Ohhh yeah, yummo! I'd hit him any which way I could!
kate says – reply to this

143

PUKE
Sarai says – reply to this

144

Maybe a fake day glow orange tan WOULD hurt, stop pushing fake tans, anorexia and plastic surgery on everyone you fat lard! Maybe people should just be who they are Paleness and all!
yaaak says – reply to this

145

women who find zach attractive must b really fat and fugly, he is def way below my standards i wouldn't even give him a glance
Perez Stop the Perversity says – reply to this

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#114 & #123…should be banned for their perverse postings. This site is getting worse and worse with the passing of each day. What happened to just discussing the topic or the photo? Now myself and others have to be subjected to this type of crap?
nic says – reply to this

147

a regular guy looking regular. that's hot!
Gail says – reply to this

148

God, Perez, I wish you'd ban people who try to validate their loser comments by repeating them a hundred times. Zach Braff is cute, natural and really talented. Makes him pretty unusual in Hollywood, I'd say.
jake and jen says – reply to this

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look fake tans cosmetic surgery we love it plain pale zach sorry, can we have some serious hollywood celebrities with their wrecked lifes falling noses up in here to bash, this zach guy is really boring and extremely fugly i hope kids dnt go on this website seeing him would definitely scar them for life, this is trauma i'll need therapy after this
melanie says – reply to this

150

I have never found Zach Braff attractive. I always thought Mandy Moore what were you thinking. And supposedly he has a very cocky and thinks he's the shiz, I think its time for Zacky to have a wake up call.
The Queen of Mean says – reply to this

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#147 Perez headlined the photo with "we'd ride him hard" so then you go on to READ all the blogs, getting yourself all hot and bothered and titillated until you're so overcome with guilt you have to complain because you don't know how to handle your own repressed feelings of sexuality. Watch Talk Sex with Dr. Sue and you will soon realize it's okay to pleasure yourself.
KJ says – reply to this

152

Hell yes! Love this "scrawny white boy" and his lowww board shorts!
bubbles says – reply to this

153

as if!! Perez, get some taste.. he's gross! Not good looking, whiney.. and no body. Yeah, good choice
laurice says – reply to this

154

Yuck complete hoar. I hate male hoars they make me sick.
wtf says – reply to this

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gross….check out his nipples..wtf?
killa says – reply to this

156

goodness his nipples are abnormally low whats up with that
bothered says – reply to this

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im really amazed @ how people think he's cute if other lady's find him attractive i wouldn't want to see their boyfriends judging frm him
gabi says – reply to this

158

aw, he is hot!
I want him
ft says – reply to this

159

ew am i looking at the same pic
Izzy says – reply to this

160

i love zach braff!!
hes so hott even without a tan haha
suzycat says – reply to this

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sadly he doesn't look either hetro hot or gay hot just loser nerdy couldn't fuck his way out a wet paper bag why are we even having this conversation????
but he is a great comic talent… isn't that enuf??? not SEXY
CHRISTINA says – reply to this

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GET A FREAKING TAN…..GEEZ…..SICK LOOKING!
Tiffy says – reply to this

163

Old Navy swimming shorts!!!! Even celebrities shop oldnavy
Zach Braff's future wife says – reply to this

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Ok, the person that posted the stupid "comment" that took up this whole page is seriously retarded and obviously jealous… I mean, come on. If you really don't like Zach Braff, then why don't you stop doing searches for him on the internet?!?!
Zach Braff is the hottest man EVER. I just might print these pictures and hang them on my bedroom ceiling YUM indeed!
Ashlee says – reply to this

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I think everyone who is hating on zach should change their name to SUCK becuase rahter you guys like it or not he is rich and famous because he is creative and funny.. not because of his looks. you are a loser because even though you are yucked out by him you still took the time to comment about him =0) LOsEr what would people say about you if you were waching your car in your swimsuit??.. lol
-zach rocks my socks!
anon says – reply to this

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If he were a more humble type of guy, yeah, I'd say he's not bad at all. However, he is such a dog who thinks with his dick and is always chasing new tail. Seriously, he is not hot, he is a schlub!! It seems so wrong to me that he has a Porshe!! He doesn't deserve a cool ride! It's not right. If he were not a "celeb" he'd have to become a monk from lack of sex!!
Fifi Claire says – reply to this

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too bad he's wearing a bathing suit from Old Navy
Caren says – reply to this

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He's cuter because he can write a few good screenplays and is a good actor, seems like a nice guy, so there's more susbstance to him, but he could either get a little tan or pump a little iron. On the other hand, Matthew's bod is great, face, eh? But hes so full of himself that it makes him less appealing and that's probably why his movies don't generate that much. I bet if the football movie he and Matthew Fox did was anyone else and Mathew Fox, it movie would have done better.
Megs says – reply to this

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Can I just say that I glad that though he is a comic genius, Zach Braff is not "Hollywood" enough to not wash his own cars. Que delicioso!
Lindsay says – reply to this

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zach is soooo cute. seriously whoever has anything nasty to say should look at where he is and then look at where you are. he's got a lot more to offer than any of you! xoxo
Lindsay says – reply to this

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zach is soooo cute and talented. seriously whoever has anything nasty to say should look at where he is and then look at where you are. he's got a lot more to offer than any of you! xoxo
NOYB says – reply to this

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Yep, them beady eyed jews (the money hungry, big nosed fuckers) are so sexy it hurts to part with money!
Fan of tans says – reply to this

173

I just threw up a little in my mouth.
whaTEVER says – reply to this

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eeewwww! NOT HOT!
jeb says – reply to this

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i luvs me some zb, but his bod ain't exactly cute…
Jared says – reply to this

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He is so cute and hot. His body is very sexy.
new navy says – reply to this

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Can anybody tell me more about those lipo marks, someone pointed out here?
Are they really?
'Cause I have no clue when it comes to plastic surgery,
but I heard a best friend of his is a plastic surgeon.

Would actually make sense, him doing it before the start of filming the last Scrubs season.
I also noticed a scar under his chin.
Sometimes he sports a double chin, but at other times it seems to be vague
and wearing a visible scar.
It would be really dissapointing to find out he has plastic surgery done.
He looks too plain for it.
Kimberly says – reply to this

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This is the most hilarious blog I've read yet, i'm still laughing.
new navy says – reply to this

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COME ON YOU GUYS!!

Read and reply to my post - # 178
joey from brazil says – reply to this

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c'mon, people. ok, so he's not the prom king or whatever it is u guys have in the US, but he's like "the boy next door". he's fuckin' funny, looks kinda nice, is kinda geeky and must be just the nicest person to be around. so, it really doesn't matter if he had some lipo done or whatever, he's gonna continue being great 'cos if he did, that would be hilarious as well. i'd marry him right now. =P
CeeJay says – reply to this

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#178, You want a response, Ill give you one. Zach Braff is no different than any other wimpy white guy trying to fit in with the Hwood crowd. Of course he's had plastic surgery. This guy is so disgusting that even lipo and a chin lift can't help. He's built like a 14 year-old boy so it makes sense that Perez would be attracted to him. Yuck!
Morgan says – reply to this

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THOSE SHORTS ARE FROM OLD NAVY!!
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

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Put him on a stage with a pole and lets see what else he would do.
dkfal says – reply to this

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i can't stand this bastard
new navy says – reply to this

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#182
That's quite disappointing to hear.
Even though I believe you don't speak out of fact.
I figured the chin thing, but the scar could be something else too.
Do those two spots really look like lipo marks?

The fact that he has a plastic surgeon (best) friend is actually frightening.
Can you emagine the spontaneous procedures, after a friends night out.
Scary..
new navy says – reply to this

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imagine that is
eminencegrise says – reply to this

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He's the mingiest bloke on the planet.

Ewww.
g says – reply to this

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Really vile.
Old man body big time.
cinthia says – reply to this

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Yeah that's sexy if you like pubescent boys.
Melissa says – reply to this

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I don't believe he was ever fat. I'm ashamed to admit watching this show but he was on an episode of The Babysitters Club back in the early 90's. I think he was 19 at the time and he was skinny then. In fact there's a clip on YouTube of him being on the show I recently saw.

Although I will admit he looks much sexier now than he did back then!
Danielle says – reply to this

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ahhhhh finally - something about my favorite celebrity! what an adorable man!
Emilee says – reply to this

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Embrace the WHITENESS Zach!!!
debbie says – reply to this

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separated at birth: Zach Braff - John Ritter
Krys says – reply to this

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yummy!!!!!
Zach Braff is SEXY! says – reply to this

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I would love to touch that sexy body. I would fuck him every chance I got if I could!

Thank you for the pics! He looks so delicious in both of them!
Oi says – reply to this

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Hottest man alive! I love him.
karleen! says – reply to this

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i think hes sooper. and how would you know that was from old navy…unless you shop there and celebs dont need everything designerr.

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