Felicidades

Kelis celebrates her birthday party with rapper husband Nas at the Smirnoff Source launch party at Miami Beach hotspot Cameo this past weekend.
The looks on their faces….
Priceless!
[Image via Seth Browarnik/Red Eye Productions.]

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Kelis celebrates her birthday party with rapper husband Nas at the Smirnoff Source launch party at Miami Beach hotspot Cameo this past weekend.
The looks on their faces….
Priceless!
[Image via Seth Browarnik/Red Eye Productions.]
LOL yeah thay have funni looks i wish she would change her hair back to tha good days
yup
FIRST.
I hate you so much right now.
they are still together? wow
FIRST
1
first
errr
niceeeee
Her- "What the fuck is this shit???!!!"
Him-"Why you gotta be such a villianous bitch for?"
LOL
FIRST
segundo?
How green was my Valley?
eww wth
He could get it.
He is thinking what the fuck did i marry her for? she's like wtf did they put on my cake an exploding vibratior???? hahahahaha
Think they're a good couple :]
thats one happy looking married couple!
Wha-choo smililn at beeyotch?? I smack dat look offaya black face!
Now make me some pie!
Sing people DING! my Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard !
WHY must she wear her like that?!?
It makes her look like a 90 year-old woman, wearing a squirl's nest on her head…
good for them!
Is the hairstyle the "beehive" comming back or what? wtf?
She is soooo nasty looking, her head looks so long, her hair, and her saggy breasts…I'M DISGUSTED!! and looking at the expression on his face, he looks disgusted, too! Nasty beyotch!
Nas tho, oooh weee….so phuckable!!!
He looks high as a kite.
SMIRNOFF SUCKS THATS WHY SHES MAD ….CHEAP ASS VODKA!
I guess we know why he didn't show up to Rock the Bells in
SF this weekend!
ahhhh….HOLY SHIZNIT DAWGG!!
fuck nas…he should have been at rock the bells on saturday, not getting drunk and high with his fugly ass wife!
I love pics like this. She like "What the hell is this thing?" and he's like "What baby? You don't like the flaming cake?" Priceless!
stop hating! they ok! GO NASLIS!
Looks like she didn't dig that cheap present of his, looking like a fountain.
I'd probably laugh too.
Nas is the best…love him
kelis's face kinda looks like she's making a painful BM.
I always wonder if this marriage will last?
Anywho, they look great. Kelis is super hot.
who the hell are these 2? Did they escape from the plantation?
Nas is too hot for her. He is soooooo gorgeous!
Nas is not only hot, but the best rapper.
Kelis- Hey baby remember when we stuck one of those in your ass
Nas- Huuuuuuuuuuuuh?
She looks so unimpressed with the cake… or should I say the firework glued to a saucer…
It should be captioned: "What the hell is this crap, you call this a CAKE!? And to think I married you for money and material wealth, jeeeeeez…"
THIS CHICK LOOKS HAPPY ASS FUCK
NAS LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO GET OU TOF THERE AND SMOKE A BLUNT LIKE THIS SHIT IS WACK! LETS BE OUT
Him - c'mon biyatch, suck that black meat.
Her - that little thing; what, are you a white guy in disguise?
Looks like Nas is just trying to stay in the lime light. Can't do that with a dead rap carreer so he marries the milkshake bitch.
he is soooooooooooooo stoned…Ripped outta his treeeeeeeeeeee
I can't believe he married her.
Looks like she just dropped a rank fart and he was like 'Damn Woman WTF?!'
She is saying"Where the fuck is my black Barbie cake? This ain't no Barbie, and it aint black."
He is saying, "Bitch, you lucky you even gettin' a fuckin' cake, pidgen head bitch, talkin' ’bout black Barbie cake, fuck da black Barbie cake."
soooooooo ghetto- and not fabulous..
I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! ONE OF THE BEST CELEBRITY COUPLES! STOP HATING UGLEES!
They are still together? Who knew…
Her: "What kinda stoopid shit is dis?" Him: "Whachoo mean stoopid, bitch? I's paids moneys fo dat" LOSERS
what a douche. he bailed on Rock the Bells in San Francisco for THIS?? there were only 4 stops for him on the tour! Nas - you are an asshole to anyone who paid the money to see you perform
He sucks he should have been @ Rock The Bells !
Man…he looks SO horny
KELIS: Wtf is this ghetto ass lookin cake they givin me for my goddamn birthday???
NAS: Bitch, I MADE that cake!
She looks like she is wearing a dead animal on her head. Terrible! Bring back the Fro!
holy cow! her face…
Like they couldn't have had this in SF?!?!?
$90 to see Nas at Rock the Bells.
No show.
I'm pissed.
I think we should get some money back!
I love Nas but am highly dissapointed that I bought a ticket mainly to see HIM & then he can't even show up for his *afternoon* set!
There are plenty of places he could have had th birthday party at in the bay area!
At least Wutang was there…though the fucking crowed barely even cheerd for them even though they were GREAT!)
LOL!!!!! @ #11. good stuff
this should have been a "caption this" item. who is running this shit?? jeeeeeez
her: but baby, it's so tacky…hee hee hee!!! you really have no class…hee hee hee!!!
him: I can't believe I married this bitch…I must've been smoking some crazy shit…!!! I gotta get outta this shit…I wonder if I could kill her and get away with it???
KEL- NAS, WTF IS THIS SHIT?
NAS- I MISSED ROCK THE BELLS FOR THIS?!?!
i wonder whin or wy are black people start merring iether? married is 4 white poeple?? what happen 2 tha good old days just having babymamma and babydaddy. at last am ols school i have 2 babydaddys and am proud of that
i wonder whin or wy are black people start merring iether? married is 4 white poeple?? what happen 2 tha good old days just having babymamma and babydaddy. at last am ols school i have 2 babydaddys and am proud of that:)))yeahhh
NAS is on my shitlist, he was a headliner for the Rock the Bells in SFC and he didn't show up because of this bitch. WTF? It's like he didn't know he had a show to do or somethin.
yeah her hair was hot in "Im bossy" what happened? looks like she's trying to grow it out again. BOOO no one told me about the smirnoff source launch party on peekamo.
i hate people who come from nothing, have nothing but out of the blue act like they are royalty.
She married him and her hair went to BAD HAIR DAY HELL !
Looks lime someone was none too pleased with her WTF is this look .. maybe her hair might look better.
Well it sounds like they are PERFECT for each other — a match made SKANK Heaven! I don't know what Rock The Bells SF was, but Miss Jizz-Shake was SUPPOSED to slurp that awful "song" along with the follow-up that nobody had heard of, at the Palm Springs White Party (gay event) but showed up late and was a NASTY, NAPPY GHETTO-TARD BITCH FROM HELL! She put everyone in a nasty mood & ruined the night. Now obviously it was a STUPID CHOICE on the promoter's fault to hire some skanky no-name ghetto hoodlem instead of a Real performer for a gay event, but still she TOOK THE MONEY and behaved like some Cunt from The Projects who just won $5,000 in the Lottery. (and spent MOST of it on CRACk because she still looked like a cheap nasty ghetto ho…) So FAIR WARNING to anyone even thinking of spending their hard earned money on EITHER of these tragic bitches, DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY! THEY SUCK *EVEN IF THEY *DO* SHOW*!!! Not that I can imagine anyone being stupid enough to pay her - that Milkshake DONE WENT SOUR long ago & there AIN'T no follow-up! TOO BAD they didn't like her South Beach Ghetto Sparkler Cake because pretty soon they'll have BLOWn thru what little money they've managed to rip off from nonexistant fans and the closest she'll get to that is eating a Twinkie in front of a burning Crack House on the streets of Newark… Happy Bitchday you tragic ungrateful ghetto bitch — better stick some cake in ur purse cuz THE PARTY'S ALMOST OVAH CUNT!!
It looks like she is saying "What the F@!k is this Sh*t?
is that the crack pipe back-firing?
Kelis ALWAYZ looks FIERCE! Gotta love her:-)
"What kind of fuckery is this?"
I saw them on my flight from miami to atlanta this past monday. i thought they'd fly better than Delta but maybe not. They really look slovenly in person, not attractive at all.
love em! All the haters, racists, and disgruntled fans….no need to shit on them as a couple, her hair or whatever because nas missed his shows. Still got respect for him tho and still find him sexy as hell.
Bitch did you fart?
i love kelis but i hate her hair
im surprised there still together