Felicidades

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Kelis celebrates her birthday party with rapper husband Nas at the Smirnoff Source launch party at Miami Beach hotspot Cameo this past weekend.

The looks on their faces….

Priceless!

[Image via Seth Browarnik/Red Eye Productions.]

    Posted: Aug 20, 2007 at 10:43 am / Email this  »

    79 comments to “Felicidades”

    1. tru says – reply to this


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      LOL yeah thay have funni looks i wish she would change her hair back to tha good days

    2. ss says – reply to this


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      yup

    3. Me First says – reply to this


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      FIRST.

    4. blech says – reply to this


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      I hate you so much right now.

    5. heyheyhey says – reply to this


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      they are still together? wow

    6. leelee says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    7. erika says – reply to this


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      1

    8. first says – reply to this


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      first

    9. haey says – reply to this


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      errr

    10. Bwittttty booo says – reply to this


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      niceeeee

    11. Christine says – reply to this


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      Her- "What the fuck is this shit???!!!"
      Him-"Why you gotta be such a villianous bitch for?"

    12. Mara says – reply to this


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      LOL

    13. grace says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    14. louielengua says – reply to this


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      segundo?

    15. HIGH says – reply to this


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      How green was my Valley?

    16. Jo says – reply to this


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      eww wth

    17. BettyChilds says – reply to this


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      He could get it.

    18. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


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      He is thinking what the fuck did i marry her for? she's like wtf did they put on my cake an exploding vibratior???? hahahahaha

    19. Annapoison_x @ myspace says – reply to this


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      Think they're a good couple :]

    20. tamantha says – reply to this


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      thats one happy looking married couple!

    21. Brodie says – reply to this


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      Wha-choo smililn at beeyotch?? I smack dat look offaya black face!

      Now make me some pie!

    22. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


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      Sing people DING! my Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard !

    23. Uproar says – reply to this


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      WHY must she wear her like that?!?

      It makes her look like a 90 year-old woman, wearing a squirl's nest on her head… :P

    24. Eliann says – reply to this


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      good for them!

    25. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


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      Is the hairstyle the "beehive" comming back or what? wtf?

    26. Mari says – reply to this


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      She is soooo nasty looking, her head looks so long, her hair, and her saggy breasts…I'M DISGUSTED!! and looking at the expression on his face, he looks disgusted, too! Nasty beyotch!
      Nas tho, oooh weee….so phuckable!!!

    27. Samantha says – reply to this


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      He looks high as a kite.

    28. TRACY says – reply to this


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      SMIRNOFF SUCKS THATS WHY SHES MAD ….CHEAP ASS VODKA!

    29. ME says – reply to this


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      I guess we know why he didn't show up to Rock the Bells in
      SF this weekend!

    30. BIANCAAAAA IS AWESOME says – reply to this


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      ahhhh….HOLY SHIZNIT DAWGG!!

    31. stef says – reply to this


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      fuck nas…he should have been at rock the bells on saturday, not getting drunk and high with his fugly ass wife!

    32. Perez 4 Prez says – reply to this


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      I love pics like this. She like "What the hell is this thing?" and he's like "What baby? You don't like the flaming cake?" Priceless!

    33. stop hating! says – reply to this


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      stop hating! they ok! GO NASLIS!

    34. new navy says – reply to this


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      Looks like she didn't dig that cheap present of his, looking like a fountain.
      I'd probably laugh too.

    35. glo says – reply to this


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      Nas is the best…love him

    36. ali says – reply to this


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      kelis's face kinda looks like she's making a painful BM.

    37. Ayanna says – reply to this


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      I always wonder if this marriage will last?

      Anywho, they look great. Kelis is super hot.

    38. Homer Dimpsom says – reply to this


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      who the hell are these 2? Did they escape from the plantation?

    39. nygirl says – reply to this


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      Nas is too hot for her. He is soooooo gorgeous!

    40. nygirl says – reply to this


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      Nas is not only hot, but the best rapper.

    41. Remix says – reply to this


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      Kelis- Hey baby remember when we stuck one of those in your ass
      Nas- Huuuuuuuuuuuuh?

    42. Katherine says – reply to this


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      She looks so unimpressed with the cake… or should I say the firework glued to a saucer…
      It should be captioned: "What the hell is this crap, you call this a CAKE!? And to think I married you for money and material wealth, jeeeeeez…"

    43. SHARshar says – reply to this


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      THIS CHICK LOOKS HAPPY ASS FUCK
      NAS LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO GET OU TOF THERE AND SMOKE A BLUNT LIKE THIS SHIT IS WACK! LETS BE OUT

    44. diddlz says – reply to this


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      Him - c'mon biyatch, suck that black meat.
      Her - that little thing; what, are you a white guy in disguise?

    45. Pervert215 says – reply to this


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      Looks like Nas is just trying to stay in the lime light. Can't do that with a dead rap carreer so he marries the milkshake bitch.

    46. boo boo says – reply to this


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      he is soooooooooooooo stoned…Ripped outta his treeeeeeeeeeee

    47. sdgurl420 says – reply to this


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      I can't believe he married her.

    48. MrsC says – reply to this


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      Looks like she just dropped a rank fart and he was like 'Damn Woman WTF?!'

    49. uggabugga says – reply to this


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      She is saying"Where the fuck is my black Barbie cake? This ain't no Barbie, and it aint black."
      He is saying, "Bitch, you lucky you even gettin' a fuckin' cake, pidgen head bitch, talkin' ’bout black Barbie cake, fuck da black Barbie cake."

    50. jeezlouise says – reply to this


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      soooooooo ghetto- and not fabulous..

    51. KARISSA says – reply to this


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      I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! ONE OF THE BEST CELEBRITY COUPLES! STOP HATING UGLEES!

    52. lar says – reply to this


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      They are still together? Who knew…

    53. Grouchy Dan The Man says – reply to this


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      Her: "What kinda stoopid shit is dis?" Him: "Whachoo mean stoopid, bitch? I's paids moneys fo dat" LOSERS

    54. RTB says – reply to this


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      what a douche. he bailed on Rock the Bells in San Francisco for THIS?? there were only 4 stops for him on the tour! Nas - you are an asshole to anyone who paid the money to see you perform

    55. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      He sucks he should have been @ Rock The Bells !

    56. Agnete says – reply to this


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      Man…he looks SO horny

    57. Dee says – reply to this


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      KELIS: Wtf is this ghetto ass lookin cake they givin me for my goddamn birthday???
      NAS: Bitch, I MADE that cake!

    58. D says – reply to this


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      She looks like she is wearing a dead animal on her head. Terrible! Bring back the Fro!

    59. melissa says – reply to this


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      holy cow! her face…

    60. Dissapointed fan! says – reply to this


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      Like they couldn't have had this in SF?!?!?
      $90 to see Nas at Rock the Bells.
      No show.
      I'm pissed.
      I think we should get some money back!
      I love Nas but am highly dissapointed that I bought a ticket mainly to see HIM & then he can't even show up for his *afternoon* set!
      There are plenty of places he could have had th birthday party at in the bay area!
      At least Wutang was there…though the fucking crowed barely even cheerd for them even though they were GREAT!)

    61. gyeah says – reply to this


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      LOL!!!!! @ #11. good stuff

    62. gyeah says – reply to this


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      this should have been a "caption this" item. who is running this shit?? jeeeeeez

    63. milkshake expired says – reply to this


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      her: but baby, it's so tacky…hee hee hee!!! you really have no class…hee hee hee!!!
      him: I can't believe I married this bitch…I must've been smoking some crazy shit…!!! I gotta get outta this shit…I wonder if I could kill her and get away with it???

    64. HEA says – reply to this


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      KEL- NAS, WTF IS THIS SHIT?

      NAS- I MISSED ROCK THE BELLS FOR THIS?!?!

    65. free2rethym says – reply to this


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      i wonder whin or wy are black people start merring iether? married is 4 white poeple?? what happen 2 tha good old days just having babymamma and babydaddy. at last am ols school i have 2 babydaddys and am proud of that

    66. free2rethym says – reply to this


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      i wonder whin or wy are black people start merring iether? married is 4 white poeple?? what happen 2 tha good old days just having babymamma and babydaddy. at last am ols school i have 2 babydaddys and am proud of that:)))yeahhh

    67. Tmack says – reply to this


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      NAS is on my shitlist, he was a headliner for the Rock the Bells in SFC and he didn't show up because of this bitch. WTF? It's like he didn't know he had a show to do or somethin.

    68. Jenna says – reply to this


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      yeah her hair was hot in "Im bossy" what happened? looks like she's trying to grow it out again. BOOO no one told me about the smirnoff source launch party on peekamo.

    69. sid says – reply to this


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      i hate people who come from nothing, have nothing but out of the blue act like they are royalty.

    70. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      She married him and her hair went to BAD HAIR DAY HELL !

      Looks lime someone was none too pleased with her WTF is this look .. maybe her hair might look better.

    71. JefFREAK Sanker says – reply to this


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      Well it sounds like they are PERFECT for each other — a match made SKANK Heaven! I don't know what Rock The Bells SF was, but Miss Jizz-Shake was SUPPOSED to slurp that awful "song" along with the follow-up that nobody had heard of, at the Palm Springs White Party (gay event) but showed up late and was a NASTY, NAPPY GHETTO-TARD BITCH FROM HELL! She put everyone in a nasty mood & ruined the night. Now obviously it was a STUPID CHOICE on the promoter's fault to hire some skanky no-name ghetto hoodlem instead of a Real performer for a gay event, but still she TOOK THE MONEY and behaved like some Cunt from The Projects who just won $5,000 in the Lottery. (and spent MOST of it on CRACk because she still looked like a cheap nasty ghetto ho…) So FAIR WARNING to anyone even thinking of spending their hard earned money on EITHER of these tragic bitches, DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY! THEY SUCK *EVEN IF THEY *DO* SHOW*!!! Not that I can imagine anyone being stupid enough to pay her - that Milkshake DONE WENT SOUR long ago & there AIN'T no follow-up! TOO BAD they didn't like her South Beach Ghetto Sparkler Cake because pretty soon they'll have BLOWn thru what little money they've managed to rip off from nonexistant fans and the closest she'll get to that is eating a Twinkie in front of a burning Crack House on the streets of Newark… Happy Bitchday you tragic ungrateful ghetto bitch — better stick some cake in ur purse cuz THE PARTY'S ALMOST OVAH CUNT!!

    72. smaile says – reply to this


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      It looks like she is saying "What the F@!k is this Sh*t?

    73. aussie_roby says – reply to this


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      is that the crack pipe back-firing?

    74. Sasha says – reply to this


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      Kelis ALWAYZ looks FIERCE! Gotta love her:-)

    75. Ha says – reply to this


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      "What kind of fuckery is this?"

    76. jessica says – reply to this


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      I saw them on my flight from miami to atlanta this past monday. i thought they'd fly better than Delta but maybe not. They really look slovenly in person, not attractive at all.

    77. a fan says – reply to this


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      love em! All the haters, racists, and disgruntled fans….no need to shit on them as a couple, her hair or whatever because nas missed his shows. Still got respect for him tho and still find him sexy as hell. ;)

    78. byrdofprey says – reply to this


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      Bitch did you fart?

    79. audrina and whitney hills says – reply to this


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      i love kelis but i hate her hair
      im surprised there still together