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Filed under: Anglophilia > Beauty Buzz > Jordan

New mom Katie Price launches her fragrance, entitled Stunning, Monday at a press conference in London.

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Jordan's new fragrance smells like ________.

[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

    Posted: Aug 20, 2007 at 11:46 am / Email this  »

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    1. jane says – reply to this


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      a drunk barbie

    2. addie says – reply to this


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      tightened vagina.

    3. RachelC says – reply to this


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      old lady and vinegar

    4. shawna says – reply to this


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      ….her husband's shaved asshole?

    5. ashley lauren says – reply to this


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      it smells like ass….

      (first)

    6. evelyn says – reply to this


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      like her husbands bleached butt hole!

    7. Drew says – reply to this


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      like silicone and Peter Andre's cock. She's classy girl.

    8. Leah says – reply to this


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      melted barbies

    9. cdd says – reply to this


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      the beast

    10. jayla says – reply to this


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      hair removal cream

    11. bill says – reply to this


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      wet kitty…

    12. ellie says – reply to this


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      wuuhuuuu

    13. jennifer says – reply to this


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      A whorehouse.

    14. bub says – reply to this


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      ass

    15. matt says – reply to this


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      didnt this girl have brown hair two seconds ago!??!

    16. rinas says – reply to this


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      smells like DABOOSSY!!!!!!!!!

    17. Vegas says – reply to this


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      coochie on the prowl

    18. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Boodissy!

    19. Homo says – reply to this


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      HER YEAST-INFECTED COOCH!!!

    20. gia says – reply to this


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      cooch

      and ps who is this ho?

    21. blahblah says – reply to this


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      pink ass

    22. Rach says – reply to this


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      shaved arsehole

    23. lala says – reply to this


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      puss

    24. lightbulb says – reply to this


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      a bad yeast infection.

    25. hannah says – reply to this


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      yuck. Can't stand the loch hair monster.

    26. kristi says – reply to this


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      ass =)

    27. Jessica says – reply to this


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      FIRST !! Love you Perez… but I have no idea who this girl is .. jordan?

    28. mamiii says – reply to this


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      silicone?

    29. heyitsshawna says – reply to this


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      ass

    30. meat hook says – reply to this


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      armpits

    31. Devil in Gucci says – reply to this


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      Hot Tuna Casserole!

    32. madisonmusic.net says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    33. She's Gross says – reply to this


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      Peepee!!

    34. queenie says – reply to this


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      flowers

    35. martha says – reply to this


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      like her asshole

    36. NancyBoy says – reply to this


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      …Toad piss.

    37. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      shite

    38. vain says – reply to this


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      WHO THE HELL IS THIS?????? WHO CARES????????

    39. madisonmusic.net says – reply to this


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      Smells like cheap toilet fragrance no doubt… cash cow!

      Get on in the CLUB if you wanna have fun - www.madisonmusic.net

      www.madisonstyle.blogspot.com - where fashion talk and music style meet!

    40. El$* says – reply to this


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      booty! or ass

    41. joord says – reply to this


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      shaved ass hole

    42. sniff sniff says – reply to this


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      Oh, addie! You beat me to it. I was going to say tightened vigina. That's ok…let's see here….how about —– burst boobs, bleached blonde or worn out vagina.

    43. yummy says – reply to this


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      She's looking very tranny-like in the pic on the left.

    44. CHRISTY MATTHEWS says – reply to this


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      SMELLS LIKE A HAIRLESS ASSHOLE.

    45. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Fake tan with just a hint of hairspray

    46. Jackie says – reply to this


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      douche solution

    47. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Spray on Tanning!

    48. thenightone says – reply to this


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      "Barbies Piss"

    49. Barbara says – reply to this


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      rotten crotch after a day of tennis in 100 degree heat

    50. Emma says – reply to this


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      vaginal reconstructive surgery!

    51. Stacy says – reply to this


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      G-Shots!

    52. El$* says – reply to this


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      does her hair keep chanign or is it just me it smells like ass

    53. clean it up says – reply to this


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      Bleach and loose vagina

    54. OM says – reply to this


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      breast milk…

    55. shave says – reply to this


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      shaved ass

    56. sarita says – reply to this


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      breast milk and alcohol

    57. Mikey says – reply to this


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      Uh, what's with the 80s Christie Brinkley hair?

    58. Bertha says – reply to this


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      Her husbands shaved asshole?

    59. kirstenmonster says – reply to this


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      "Jordan's new frangrance smells like aquanet and bar bathroom butt scuz, all the sluts love it!"

    60. Perez Hilton's #1 Fan! says – reply to this


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      Andre's sweaty balls mixed with his semen after eating her ass! =)

    61. Kittie says – reply to this


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      That bottle is a knock-off of Vera Wang's Princess.. soo cheap

    62. Shannon says – reply to this


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      VEET

    63. Anne says – reply to this


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      her husband's shaved arsehole

    64. ako says – reply to this


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      2 cent whore

    65. david says – reply to this


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      cheesy cockhead

    66. grrrr says – reply to this


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      smells like "who the hell is this aroma"

    67. caunty says – reply to this


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      it smells like her conch splashed with lemon and sea salt and bug spray.

    68. janellecf says – reply to this


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      implant saline.

    69. erin says – reply to this


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      vagine

    70. whit says – reply to this


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      cunt

    71. katie says – reply to this


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      eau de Jade Goody!!!

      At least now we all know what the 'vagina tightening' operation was in aid of… when you've got a new fragrance to flog you'll do anything to get in the press!!!

    72. Annie says – reply to this


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      bug spray and silicon

    73. JenniB says – reply to this


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      Ok - please help me….why do they call her Jordan if her name is Katie!!?? Does anyone really care about her anyway?

    74. connie sue bear says – reply to this


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      I was thinking Boob Sweat

    75. A Wax says – reply to this


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      a mixture of her ass juices and my cum gurgurling in her hott tight asswhole. God i want to fuck and cum in her ass!

    76. Katie says – reply to this


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      afterbirth

    77. Asioux says – reply to this


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      QUEEF WATER

    78. Ockteb says – reply to this


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      …afterbirth.

    79. Andy says – reply to this


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      Harvey Farts!

    80. April says – reply to this


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      the whore she is.

    81. face says – reply to this


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      burned indian ass curry

    82. anon says – reply to this


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      … tightened vagina AND shaved assholes!

    83. LaLocke says – reply to this


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      silicone

    84. www.GoddessMissy.com says – reply to this


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      Dr. Scholls shoe spray and burps

    85. lisa says – reply to this


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      tan in a can and silicone

    86. annie says – reply to this


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      Jordan

    87. T says – reply to this


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      Sweaty vagina.

    88. rosa says – reply to this


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      worn out vagina

    89. Michèle says – reply to this


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      sweaty boobs

    90. jerseygirl says – reply to this


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      ass & veet

    91. Kristin says – reply to this


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      She looks like Anna Nicole Smith at her "wedding" to Howard K. Stern. Money doesn't buy class - she looks like a cheap whore.

    92. smorf says – reply to this


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      a very clean ass

    93. carly says – reply to this


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      her hesband's asshole… nice and clean

    94. Senor Foxxxy says – reply to this


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      Silicone and Shame

    95. Kate says – reply to this


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      Ewww…I wouldn't touch that perfume with a 100 foot poll…the smell of skank might wear off….her hair is nappy and disgusting……I don't know whta the fuck people in England find attractive, but she would not be nearly as popular here….she's a dime a dozen skank blond bombshell who "models". God and her show….I tried watching it…i still can't get that whiney annoying voice out of my head and her accents sucks…she sounds like Eliza…..god sometimes I really hate the media for giving whores like her any attention….

    96. john says – reply to this


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      bourbon and vicodin

    97. Jenn says – reply to this


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      New Jersey

    98. Sammy Slaughter says – reply to this


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      3 kids and a husband with a shaved asshole.

    99. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


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      Her husband's baby smoothe ass

    100. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


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      Jordan’s new fragrance smells like a really boring celeb. news day! and it smells like mold!

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