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"Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner"
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Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner
A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately let it dry for only 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and … hospitalization.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
omg
first
first
first
yaay
LOL
no way
wow…
first !!! fuck u!
LOL Too funny
hahaha
That is so gross!!!
Merely-Flawed.com
wow now i've heard everything…
dwarf´s pennis MEANS NOT "dwarf pennis" you stupid cunt
first bitches
LOLOLOLOLOL, WOW.
It was YOU Perez!
oh yeah no time for lube?
www.myspace/todays_it_girl
yah for midgets!!!!
heheh….. that's awfully funny!
perez
do you listen to distorted view daily podcast?
cause this story was featured on the show today
(and maybe i'm first here)
Awww, poor lil weenie :/
NICE!
damn!!
too funny!
WTF?!
EWW Grosssssssssss!
LMAO
That little pecker head!
eww nasty
HAHAH… That is funny
first
another Darwin award
Snapsticks. =O
HOT!
I WAS ACTUALLY FIRST.
lol lol lol. So it wasn't embarrassing to stand in front of everyone and do but it was embarrassing when it just didn't work right? I don't see the difference. Maybe its the pain factor but on the bright side, it didn't come off. I'm willing to bet the hospital staff laughed their asses off when he left.
OMG! what the fuk is his pee pee doing in the vacum?? haha… Poor "little" guy!
stupid
Ewwwww!!!
whhhhat? that's so disgusting.
Is that Tom Cruise getting into the leather scene in Germany?
Capt. Dan the Dwarf "HOSER" man he should've blown in the other end!!!
that's disturbing.
That sucks……and not in the good way.
Is that the same guy who puts his
tounge on cold ice trays and a flagpole
in the middle of winter and gets stuck?
.
Not that I ever did that.
More than once.
.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
well Shaggy where da hell have ya been see you dropped poor scooby for a new lil' man.haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That happens, now he knows to be careful!
Look at that picture again and remember that THEY (Euro-PEONS) are the ones who feel superior to Americans! TWATS!
hahahaha i performed at this festival a couple years ago and saw this performance.
OMFG !!! thats absolutly the funniest thing i have ever heard of happening at a freakshow!!! hahaha!!! What a freak he is now!!! hahahha!!
Scary pic
omfg!
Wow, it must be crazy midget summer — the midget from that TLC show was hit for DUI (twice), the other crazy midget thinks he a performance artist for his unfunny, druken rantings about Linsday Lohan, and this midget puts his piece in a vacuum. A soon-to-be reality show on TLC: Small People Small Brains.
Love these weird stories, keep 'em up!
what is that person next to the dwarf..looks like justin hawkins
Don't worry possum… They've seen it all before… Maybe….
The embarassment was short lived! Priceless!
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa suc
now how cum they dont have that kind of show here i love lil people but hooked up to a vacuum now thats a turn on (i know im sick)
Pip pip and Cherio…I am Nigel Remington III. My stage name is 'Oscar from Grouchington'…I too am a wee little person and like my good friend Dan the Demon Dwarf, I also am an entertainer. And like Dan, I have also had a bad experience with a household 'tool' in my stage show.
You see, my skit is a knock off from the show on the tele the yankess know as 'Sesame Street'. I live in a garbage can (small garbage can, of course) and from time to time will come out and talk with the bitty tots as they pass through the carnival. As luck would have it, one summer when we were working the streets of Liverpool, my station of the show was right next to the 'Winston's Fish and Chips' area. As I was walking behind the stage area to craw into my garbage can for my day's performance, my costume tail became caught up in the potato chopper for Winston's most excellent fries…As the horrible contraption pulled me closer and closer to the flailing blades, my screams became louder and louder. Just as I thought my short time on earth was about to end, Winston disengaged the machine from the power source and I was saved.
So please, accept this as a plea for those of us vertically challenged show workers to be on high alert when around anything electric. We can't be too careful…
Warmest Regards,
Nigel…aka Oscar from Grouchington
Sorry Perez!
Your blog is very boring! Start to live your own life…..
wow
hahahahaha well I hope next time he'll learn and switch to sticky tac…or at the very least duct tape. Maybe this could be some sorty of new advertising campaign…"when you don't want to fully commit to your act…"
OMG that is soo HOT…SOOOO Fetch!!
hahahaha
That photo was not originally attached to the article. It was taken by the famous dj DAMIAN LAZARUS at a rave in Mexico.
wow, this made my day
LOL. With glue what the heck do you expect? This is too freaky lol
even the em-bare-ass-ment was SHORTlived, haha.
even the em-bare-ass-ment was SHORTlived, haha. tom cruise in germany - now that's funny!!!
"short-lived" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
not sure about this story with the pic… but Ive had this picture in my photobucket account for a couple years now…
Lance BAss can kiss my ass. I heard that so many times. ABout how hard he is to work with and that he is egotistacaly rude. So he can go to hell as fae as I am concerned, He also gives gay folks a bad name in my opinion. What a jerk!
I rilly likeYS tha man in the behinds bright pants. I want pair for my holiday back in Croatia with those Hiltons sisters - pleases could anyone let me knowses where to find a pair for mes to wear? Thanky yous very much. Borat.
I will get many many sexys times in those pants with Paris HIltons.
That midget looks like my sister - the number three prositute in all of kazakstan. Waa Waa Waa!!!!
Retard! There's his 15 minutes of fame… now he'll forever be known as "the midget who got his dick stuck in a vacuum".
LMAO.
Nice.
Sorry about your man!!!
That picture is ancient!!! I have gotten it several times in an email circulated called "Why women remain single". If the story did happen…. I doubt it was that wierd little guy!!!
ew
haha,ha
ew..