Miss Tuna (It Stinks)

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As if her House of Dhiarhhea weren't bad enough….

Beyonce's mom, Tina Knowles, has a shiteous new fashion line out.

The "Miss Tina" collection is being sold on the Home Shopping Network.

Click here to see some of the HOrridious designs and to watch a little video for Momma Knowles.

Beyonce's momma, making the impulse-buying housewives of America fuglier!

Posted: Aug 20, 2007 at 10:58 am / Email this »

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First bitched says – reply to this

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FIRST~!!!!!!!
jan says – reply to this

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I didnt know she was white.! Riding on her daughters coattails..
Bruno Fernandez says – reply to this

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Omfg! you're right
that shit is fugly!
ew
NONYADAMNBUIS says – reply to this

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THEY NEED TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN SOMEWHERE!!!DONT NOBODY WANT THAT BULSHIT CLOTHES..ESPECIALLY THE WHITIES!! LOL
cindy says – reply to this

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Her clothes look like hooker wear.
lola says – reply to this

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ehh it's not too bad, i expected worse
Pamela says – reply to this

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Jan . Shes NOT white.
Mari says – reply to this

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1st
efe says – reply to this

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first
koko says – reply to this

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erste!
Maria says – reply to this

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That sh!t is horrible
Brandon Griggs says – reply to this

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If you want to look like a Gremlin then it's cool…
alipee says – reply to this

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I watched part of the miss tina fashion show on HSN last night - tackiest shit ever
w80weg says – reply to this

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3rd
QUIT HATIN FAT BOY says – reply to this

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Perez is a FAT hater!!
iceangel11 says – reply to this

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ugh, disgusting
cassie says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwwww
Thiago A. says – reply to this

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LOL
Tori says – reply to this

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yuck
Stephanie says – reply to this

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holy shit those are some fugly ass clothes!!! heinous!!
TRACY says – reply to this

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SHE SCARES ME…EVIL LOOKIN LADY….DO AS I SAY OR ELSE!!
gen says – reply to this

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you spelled diarrhea wrong
Samantha says – reply to this

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I'm an American housewife and I'm not touching that hookapparel.

She is one scary bitch.
jen says – reply to this

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in the clip, why does she say "my daughters, beyonce, solange and kelly rowland". when did kelly become her daughter????
JEN:"you spelled diarrhoea wrong" says – reply to this

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JEN:"you spelled diarrhoea wrong"… well so did you jen/dumbass
P:S: HOLY SHIZNIT DAWGG!
kchaps2 says – reply to this

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It's not THAT bad… there's worse out there for sure! And since when is Kelly Rowland one of her daughters? Did I miss that somewhere??
Patty says – reply to this

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Pretty… Like Kmart pretty. Nice bobblehead impresion by Miss Tina
Julie is laughing says – reply to this

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YAWNNNNN!
boring celebrity news today? i think so ……….*long sigh*
snippie says – reply to this

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www.snippies.org
BIANCAAAAA IS AWESOME says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIZNIT DAWGG!!! WHAT IS THIS CRAP
Robert says – reply to this

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She's a MILF, I would do her ! its like an older Beyonce except she has huge boobs !
tamantha says – reply to this

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Is she a post op transsexual?????
chrisstine says – reply to this

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I guess Perez doesn't have spell-check
OzCan says – reply to this

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My Gawd those Chandelier Leather Sandals are hideous!!
BIANCAAAAA IS AWESOME says – reply to this

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i said it once, and i'll say it again… HOLY SHIZNIT DAWGG!!
julia says – reply to this

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eww! tina knowles really needs to get her act together. that fugger will never sell clothes!
Julie is laughing says – reply to this

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I'm Bosssaaaaaaaay! what song should we sing today
borrrrrrrrring celeb new day I am declaring it!
Robert says – reply to this

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Why are you guys raggin on this woman. She is hot for her age, you guys are dipshits
brett says – reply to this

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I bet she is loving the free P.R from perez - its gota be worth a handbag for you !
Hera the Goddess says – reply to this

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I like her line! I think it's cute….

sorry perez…
Cheryl says – reply to this

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No thanks!…LOL
Robert says – reply to this

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you guys are crazy this woman is hot for her age, maybe you guys, go to too many Tranny clubs
Robert says – reply to this

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you guys are crazy this woman is hot for her age, maybe you guys, go to too many Tranny clubs
Tom says – reply to this

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It look like Versace from 15 years ago. Not very original
WHY??????????? says – reply to this

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DUDE GET A LIFE PEREZ WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT SOMEONES MOM AND ALL THESE IDIOTS ARE SITTING HERE WRITING NEGATIVES THINGS LIKE THEY DON'T HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN
sharon Z. says – reply to this

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These are some really bad fashion designs!
Perez's Love Child says – reply to this

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Not to be offensive, but what is it with African American women and animal prints??!!

It's as bad as the whities in camo.
gimmegimme says – reply to this

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Wow, she really sucks. Her designs suck, her little video intro sucks…I like how it ends with her saying (with zero charisma) that her designs are a "taste of couture." HAHAHAHAHHA! That has to be a joke. Right? RIGHT?
TBaby says – reply to this

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MISS-TAKE!!!!!!!!!
princesss boot-e-ful says – reply to this

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does she look like Roseanne or is that just me??
lightbulb says – reply to this

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Did anybody notice she called Kelly Rowland her daughter as well? Im surprised she didn't mention Michelle as well, mind you, who whats the fugly-no talent singer of DC as their kid anyway? Im surprised she even mentioned Solange.
aran says – reply to this

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BORING and reatarded. she is a piece of shit, get that parasite away!!
ili says – reply to this

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that gremlin is fucking retarded.
Nika says – reply to this

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Yes, the clothes are tasteless and not original.
Gwen says – reply to this

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For HSN prices are STILL EXPENSIVE!
Tonya says – reply to this

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Keep hating, Perez. Her line is selling hard and fast. Perhaps you hate on this family so much because you wish you could attach your name to some products and design a line of your own shiteous designs. You really should stop, everytime you are out or photographed you look like shit.
MI says – reply to this

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Miss Tina? How original!
lolo says – reply to this

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Tina and her husband adoted Kelly when she was a little girl. Get a clue before making stupid ass comments. At least she's making money like it or not it will sell! what do you guys do? reading perez all day and hatin on people.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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What Junk!!
Rocky says – reply to this

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actually, the denim trouser jeans are kinda cute LOL
Getmeoff says – reply to this

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She's a fucking bison!!!!
Getmeoff says – reply to this

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she's a fucking bison!!!
ANDREA says – reply to this

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Tina Knowles looks damn good for her age, I bet nobody's momma looks half as good as she does and yet every troll on here hates on her for being a very sucessful and talented business woman!!
katherine says – reply to this

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You know what, she strikes me as a savvy business women and there must be a market for those clothes else I'm sure she wouldn't have bothered making them otherwise.

She's not bad looking at all, kind of glamourous for a mum! She's not a model/ singer/ actress, she's a business woman, and probably prettier than most of her profession (of that age group.) And to all those who've commented on her ethnicity, I believe she's mixed-race.

Her and her husband risked a lot on Beyonce becoming successful and they've no doubt made huge sacrifices but their faith in their daughter paid off - I wish my folks had that kind of belief in me!!! I hope Tina makes a lot of money from this, she's earned it dammit!!!
SpookyGirlRed says – reply to this

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Wow. I'd wipe my ass with it. That's about it. Although, the shiteous fabric may cause me to chaff and we can't have that.
UUUUUUYYYYYYY says – reply to this

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OMGOSH THAT LADY SCARES THE SHIT RIGHT OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE………
Sally says – reply to this

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It's not so bad, really very conservative. I liked the white blouse and black skirt, very business-like, but very conservative.
madisonmusic.net says – reply to this

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Oh dear!

Get on in the CLUB if you wanna have fun - www.madisonmusic.net

www.madisonstyle.blogspot.com - where fashion talk and music style meet!
Emma says – reply to this

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Isn't she a little old to be calling herself "Miss"?
WhewITSTINKS! says – reply to this

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What a load of holy crap! Those clothes would be enough to make the devil seek refuge in another galaxy! STINK!
m.w.b. says – reply to this

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Please oh Please stop before the whole world is dressing like Beyonce with their arms reaching for the sky exposing their shiteous pits.
Jer says – reply to this

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LOLO Get off your high horse. THEY DID NOT ADOPT HER.
Born and raised in Atlanta, GA, Rowland began singing as soon as she heard the vocal beauty of Whitney Houston. She was only four at the time, but Houston's 1985 self-titled debut was enough to motivate the little girl. Performances with the church choir followed, but Rowland's developing interest in music blossomed when she and her family moved to Houston, TX. She befriended another inspiring singer, Beyoncé Knowles, and the two became fast friends.
Miss Thang says – reply to this

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Black people come in all shades. Tina Knowles is a beautiful black woman. (please read that twice). She's always acknowledged her black/creole heritage. Beyonce's mom is her in her fifties! And looks great!

I LOVE this line. I hate the line for juniors: Dereon.

Miss Tina, this is a great fashion line. It's conservative, classy, and really speaks to the working woman who wants to keep things fashionable.

Great Job Miss Tina.
co sign with #68 says – reply to this

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#68 I concur!
and are u happy? she used faux fur!
jules says – reply to this

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ugh.
Calamity Pain says – reply to this

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I swear she looks like a fuggin' monchichi!
Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this

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this is FAT LADY clothes! all the sizes are huge!! haha she's designing fat lady clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Are Sad says – reply to this

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Wow!

Like your site except for your obvious problems with women and your sophmoric, 'drawings'.

Whats up with that, brother? If this is your life's work, you gots a way to go, but I'm hopeful!!
Posh says – reply to this

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Well their not ALL bad…some are on the verge of being ok. But all in all, that shit is UGLY!
sdgurl420 says – reply to this

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Those clothes are so hideous.
ryssa says – reply to this

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that's just nasty. can i please puke in one of those hideous oversides purses?
yeaalright says – reply to this

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k calm down… its not that bad…stupid haters.
Kay says – reply to this

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Yall, are the most disrespectful people I have every known in my life. Her clothes look great and I buy her daughters clothes derion all the time. Stop ya hating and get on her level. Ya broke bastards.
camaguey says – reply to this

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This woman will NOT GET IT! They have made fun of what Beyonce wears to these celebrations and parties since day one, and the woman still is wanting to have a fashion line!!! I just had an idea: Just go ahead and wash Beyonce's dresses and HANG THEM on your fashion "line." Note to Mom: Celebrities are not that into you.
occupent says – reply to this

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miss-take by tina knowles
bottshituos says – reply to this

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her clothes are shit!
Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this

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WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY… YOU CAN DO ANYTHING… AND YOU CAN PAY PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU….LOL
skrpune says – reply to this

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this is a "taste of couture" the same way the folks at subway are "sandwich artists"…
kristin says – reply to this

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"Creole inspired" ? whatevs….
Jessica says – reply to this

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You all are either just agreeing with Perez (someone who has time and time again proved that HE is the one who does not know a thing about fashion) or you all just have really really bad style. For the most part, her line is pretty damn cute. Compared to what 75% of American women wear, this line is FABULOUS.
shica says – reply to this

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it all looks cheap as usual.. costume.. YUCK>>
Otis says – reply to this

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How can you buy something from someone who has THINGS on their face?!?!!?
Jake says – reply to this

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They should call it Mistaka. Cause it's a big mistake!
Tony says – reply to this

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Is Perez paying on behalf of her customers?nah - get a life & quit being ridiculous - this ain't N.Korea.To buy or not to is your choice.Gd luck Tina!!!!!
asdf says – reply to this

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best of luck to her. we need more sucessful black women out there. we only have a few now
spam fan says – reply to this

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Clothes looked like a bad version of Versace. I would be scared seeing women on the street wearing what she's selling.
asdf says – reply to this

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i wanted to buy my teenager some deron clothes but the shirts looked like they had iron-on's. if it was a made with a little more quality like having the images sewn on instead i would have bought it.
COCO says – reply to this

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PROMO:

New clothes inspired by New Jersey and Hialeah….For the women who believe TACKY is the new black.-
Leslie says – reply to this

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WTF is "Creole" inspired designs???? That would be a feed sack made into a dress or apron. I think she is nice looking but they are way overdoing the whole "Creole" thing because it just means mixed blood person and most of us from that part of TX & La. are of mixed blood and we don't call ourselves "Creoles".
What a gay shame says – reply to this

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The TACKIEST thing in this world is a gay man who is jealous of a woman..

Man up Perez.. Get off Tina and Beyonce.. Even if you like to knob slob, atleast act like you still have a set of nuts..

Get a life man…

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