Awful Choice

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The TV Guide Channel just announced that Joey Fatone will be their new red carpet show co-host for all the major award ceremonies.

He will join Lisa Rinna, who had been working for the network since February.

Joey and Lisa? They are no Joan and Melissa!

Perez would have been a better choice. Shit, Dog would probably do a better job too.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Aug 21, 2007 at 2:07 pm / Email this  »

    72 comments to “Awful Choice”

    1. Homo says – reply to this


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      YAWWWN!!

    2. he's the one says – reply to this


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      he is a great choice, he seems like a better host than that douche ryan chesthair.

    3. shanmcc88 says – reply to this


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      first

    4. aylin says – reply to this


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      he rocks

    5. aylin says – reply to this


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      he rocks!!

    6. aylin says – reply to this


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      he rocks!!

    7. he's the one says – reply to this


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      he seems like he would make a great host, I even would have liked him for the price is right, we need someone better than ryan seacrest and this boy is it.

    8. Beverley says – reply to this


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      You're just jealous Perez you flaming hot hunk (not!) of a gay boy

    9. G says – reply to this


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      1

    10. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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      IS THAT DOGGY DOO???

    11. m to the j says – reply to this


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      Maybe Joey should join DOG and bounty hunt w/him? That would be hot!

    12. Edward William says – reply to this


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      P-E-R-E-Z RULEZ!
      myspace.com/edwardwilliammusic

    13. akoi says – reply to this


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      dog and the fat one look like a hot mess. *tsk *tsk

    14. Marie says – reply to this


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      I'm as excited about this as I am about getting an enema.

    15. jane says – reply to this


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      TV guide sucks. I miss Joan already…

    16. CRISTI says – reply to this


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      I LOVE DOG FIRST

    17. Jane says – reply to this


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      You should be the host Perez

    18. JJ says – reply to this


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      first

    19. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Normally I'd say GAG, but since Comcrap took TVG off our system I don't care, LOL.

    20. punk perp says – reply to this


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      Joan and Melissa are the Best that could Ever be!

    21. Eliann says – reply to this


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      I love Joey Fatone!! He's funny and charming and seems really down to earth, so that sounds like a perfect correspondent!!! They should fire Fishface Rinna and hire you!!! That would be cool…you and Joey =)

    22. froggyliza says – reply to this


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      What a DUO she looks like a walking D __Head and he is the quiones. She needs to have a little more Botox in that head of hers.

    23. auj says – reply to this


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      i love Dog.

    24. Anderson Pooper says – reply to this


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      Roseanne would've been a better choice.

    25. sam says – reply to this


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      I take it Joey would not let you in his pants. Why do you hate so much?

    26. Bonomo says – reply to this


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      I love Joey!

    27. sassy says – reply to this


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      Unfortunately for you Perez, Queen of all Media is/has been taken for some time now. Wendy Williams. Do you have a book out now, do you have a tv show now, do you have a radio show now, do yo have a magazine or a column in a print magazine. NO NO NO and NO NO NO No
      At the moment your only outlet is Internet and blogging. Wendy Williams should have patented that name. But oh well, the movie comes out next year and you won’t be in it . Take that

    28. ck says – reply to this


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      How is it possible to make an 'awful choice' for something no one watches?

    29. Isabel says – reply to this


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      I love the Dog, but Joey doing the red carpet…I'm not sure about that.

      Merely-Flawed.com

    30. new yorker says – reply to this


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      we get it! you'd be a better choice for everything! except that people like joey…

    31. Vlad Botachdfllgief says – reply to this


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      who cares. she's a no talent has been, someone who is cuntastic.
      He's a nobody ex boy bander.
      No watches that shit anyway, so hookairs

    32. renee says – reply to this


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      lisa rinna needs to go

    33. marina says – reply to this


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      bad choice!

    34. tru says – reply to this


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      FUNNI perezzies.

      YOU NEED TO PUT UP A STORY BOUT BEYONCE YOUR FAV!!!!!!!! SHE SHOWED HER TETAS AT A CONCERT ITS ON YOUTUBE HER SHIRT WENT STRAIGHT UP!!!!!

    35. bday in 2 days says – reply to this


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      the tv guide channel?? thats just stupid

    36. ugh says – reply to this


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      Don't like Joey Fat-one since he said that he didn't NEED to work! He said he had all the money he needed! um, ok, so give these jobs to people who are out there and who DO need them, not to no-talent has beens!!! He obviously DOES need them, he wouldn't have lowered himself yrs. ago to do these gigs. Why can't anyone just be honest?? He's broke! He needs the money just like all of us!!

    37. FartsGentlyForPerez says – reply to this


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      I WOULD LIKE TO SEE DOG AND HIS BOYS TAKE PEREZ DOWN WITH SOME MACE AND THEN BETH SIT HER STINKY FAT ASS ON HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!

    38. m says – reply to this


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      he's likable. joan and melissa had nothing going for them, imo.

    39. Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this


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      joey fatone is a cutie… it would be nice to see perez work in the public eye instead of behind the computer screen!

      perrrreeezzzerrrrsss your the Bomb!

    40. Kristen says – reply to this


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      You may address him only as THE Dog, Perez.

    41. Valerie says – reply to this


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      sssshhhhh…I love him.

    42. amanda says – reply to this


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      DONT YOU FIND THAT THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE LOOKS LIKE STEVE-O IN LIKE 10 YEARS?PNASTY SHOULD PUT UP A "SEPERATED AT BIRTH"FOR THE TWO OF THEM! LOL

    43. Sara G. says – reply to this


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      aw, but he's fun and funny. too bad i never watch tv.

    44. NancyBoy says – reply to this


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      Day-yum, that's a lot of testosterone in one room!!!

    45. brar says – reply to this


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      I love Joey!

      Have you ever watched an interview of yourself Perez? You're awkward and unfortunately you make us want to change the channel.

      Ugh ugly fuck.

    46. kerry says – reply to this


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      LOVE Joey. He's funny, sweet and a nice guy. He's an entertainer and will bring new life to the TVG channel!!

    47. Kelly says – reply to this


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      That Dog guy is soooooooo white trash! Effing gross!!!

    48. DeLayne says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck watches the goddamn TV Guide channel? Nobody!

    49. D Lee Roth says – reply to this


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      No more Joey Fatone, no more Ryan Seacrest, no more The Hills cast members.

      No one, NO ONE, with musical taste ever bought your records Joey.

    50. meemoo says – reply to this


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      I love Joey!!!

    51. NancyBoy says – reply to this


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      Perez, NO one wants to turn the tv on and see a fag hosting anything. *gag*

    52. Meg says – reply to this


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      I LOVE Dog! I've met him and he is such a nice guy!

    53. Holly says – reply to this


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      I think he'll be fine.

      I mean, at least he'll come up with something more interesting than asking Angelina Jolie what she ate for dinner.

    54. me says – reply to this


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      You try to push yourself into any job that will get you more attention. Do you think anybody would find this site or anything you say professional? Tv jobs require personality and above all LOOKS! You are as interesting as a sleeping rock whenever I see you on tv. You are not that smart and you are butt fucking UGLY! Please realize it

    55. frank says – reply to this


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      isn't ed hardy dead yet?

    56. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      the fat one is the best gemstar can get? i guess chris kirkpatrick was unavailable.

    57. mariposa says – reply to this


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      Dog, and Beth a better choice!!

    58. therealnancyboy says – reply to this


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      no 51 is a nancyboy impostor. "fags" should host ALL television programs!

    59. Perez loves to ride Paris Vagina says – reply to this


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      Damm has any one seen that f@t ass douche bag off Joey Fatone Orlando home ?

      That house is AWESOME

    60. luvuperez says – reply to this


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      Joey Fatone and Lisa Rinna on the red carpet? Snore………………………..

    61. Kit Sevilla says – reply to this


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      Why would they choose a NOBODY, ALMOST UNKNOWN and a FAT UGLY HOMO like Perez???

    62. Ryan says – reply to this


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      I like Joey, he's fun.

    63. JR says – reply to this


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      CREEPY! Where do they shop? check out this FASHIONABLYRETRO.ETSY.COM

    64. Bitchtastic says – reply to this


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      Lisa Rinna is employed why? Joey F. won me over when he totally made fun of himself on The Singing Bee (after they inevitably pulled out N*Sync). I think he might be OK.

    65. Ed says – reply to this


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      He looks like an ass , not cool.

    66. javajunkie says – reply to this


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      perez you're such a jealous cunt…get over yourself, all you can do is blog, plus the camera adds 10 pounds, not everyone has wide screen format for their tvs….

    67. TAMARA says – reply to this


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      TO PEREZ

      Hi, my name is Tamara and I am only 15yrs old. Even though I am so young I have enough intelligence to understand that you are an unhappy man. I have seen you many times on T.V. but I never payed that much attention. Than one day I just opened my eyes and I really saw and heard you. I was flawed by what you had to say. You were on POP AGANDA on MUCH MORE MUSIC. You were asked a question that I can't recall exactly but I do remeber you saying that "you were thinking it too”. Yes, I'm not going to lie. People do look at celebrities and every one else that is in sight. People also have mean thoughts at times about others but their is a reason why they dont say it, they only THINK IT. The reason is that it makes people feel bad about them selves. You no that this is true but you seem to pay no attention to others feelings. I looked at you and I saw many flaws with you but I only decided to pay attention to one characteristic of yours. It had nothing to do with your physical appearance. I was paying attention to your personality. You seemed cold and as I payed more attention I started to think to my self that maybe you are unhappy with your self. I think you say all these nasty things about others to forget about the things you don't like about your self. I'm not saying that I dont do the same at times and I'm not denying that I'm wrong but you are doing this on television. You have the oppritunity to voice your oppinions and you choose to voice nasty oppinions. People look up to celebrities and often try to immitate them in a sence. If you are making celebrities feel bad about them selves apperance wise there fans will start to feel bad about them selves. Fans want to look like ther idols and you feel that it is alright to slander there appearance. If a fan thinks there idol is gorgeous and you slander the way that celebrity looks there fan has more reason to feel bad about there self. When you make a celebrity feel bad and they start to change that gives ther fans reason to belive that they should change to. You are hearting people in so many ways. Your cheap gossip is sickining and shows that you are very sick on the inside and I pray to God that one day you can come to peace with your self. I say this because I highly doubt that you are at peace with your outer or your inner apperance. If by some small chance you are ok with your physical apperance there is no way your ok with your inner self because it is digusting. If you really feel what your doing is right I just want to let you know that even a 15 year old girl knows that its not. Good luck.

    68. jIM says – reply to this


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      Why would they ask a non glamorous fag who slimes anything that walks including the Winners? You have a screw loose. What is you real name? Rodney Nincompoop?

    69. PR Diva says – reply to this


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      AWWW I like Joey. He seems so nice, like the goofy guy next door type and personally that is my favorite :)

    70. test says – reply to this


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      Joan and Melissa rule the red carpet. I can not watch anyone else!!!!

    71. E McD says – reply to this


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      I am actually happy about their choice! I think he's got a great personality…plus I'm sure he'll correctly pronounce & remember actors names without looking at the teleprompter like Star Jones a few years back…now that was embarrassing!

    72. annyomous says – reply to this


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      EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE WHO THE HELL DO U THINK U ARE JOEY FATONE IS A VERY GOOD @ WHAT HE DOES AND THIS SHIT ABOUT LANCE BASS U ARE MESSING WITH THE WRONG PERSON. I HOPE THEY BOTH SUE U ABOUT WHAT U WROTE ABOUT THEM. PERSONALLY, I WOULD DO THE SAME U JERK OFF!!!!!