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Left: A newly green-haired P-Nasty. Right: Shrek.

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431 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. Miss A says – reply to this


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    most def

  2. lex says – reply to this


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    um…thumbs up on the green hair, thumbs down on the mustache & stubble; you look like a child molester!

  3. YEAHHHHHHhh! says – reply to this


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    Damn..you are cool! U know found your twin!

  4. shoefiend74 says – reply to this


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    LOVE IT!!! GO PEREZ!

    www.dimplesandshades.blogspot.com

  5. BleedingAngelJP says – reply to this


    205

    Please get rid of the stash

  6. mud says – reply to this


    206

    You should change your name to Moldy Locks!

  7. ughhhh says – reply to this


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    Perez you have to shave that nasty moustache it looks SO BAD. and your neon hair colours always look stupid. dude just make an effort to clean up a bit.

  8. Liz says – reply to this


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    Perez, I love the new hair color! It's fab.

  9. jenbunny says – reply to this


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    aaahaahaahaahaa! too right! perez, i hate green hair on you, and shave for once!

  10. jules says – reply to this


    210

    loves it! xoxoxo

  11. LeeoLeeo says – reply to this


    211

    Less you…more them.
    Less you…more them.
    You are not a celebrity…

  12. jenbunny says – reply to this


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    i like him and his site a whole lot, but perez makes shrek look like jessica biel!

  13. SupaS says – reply to this


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    ewwww there are some haters in the house! How sad that it makes you smaller people feel better to say such mean things….does it really make you feel better about yourself when putting other down?
    Anyway I LOVE it, and that's all that matters.
    **STAY HIGH**

  14. I says – reply to this


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    you are the dirtiest fag i have ever seen.

  15. Lovely says – reply to this


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    You look more like an oommpaloompa

  16. SuPa Sp says – reply to this


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    ewwww there are some haters in the house! How sad that it makes you smaller people feel better to say such mean things….does it really make you feel better about yourself when putting other down?
    Anyway I LOVE it, and that's all that matters.

  17. brittany says – reply to this


    217

    such a true match!!

  18. Sue Q says – reply to this


    218

    YOU LOOK SO HIGH YOU COULD KISS THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Travis Bickle says – reply to this


    219

    Hey P, what's with the porno 'stache?

  20. dana says – reply to this


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    I like the green hair, pink looked way too gay.

  21. miss thing says – reply to this


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    P, your pornstache is disgusting. I saw a clip of you on some crappy VH1 show and you had normal colored hair- SUCH a better look for you! The green is not so good.

  22. Perez Hilton says – reply to this


    222

    why am i so damn fat?

  23. Connie says – reply to this


    223

    hahahah, god I love you Perez!!!

  24. heather says – reply to this


    224

    P-Nasty looks HIGH!!!

  25. Ambermoon says – reply to this


    225

    Your eyes look glossy and stoned.

  26. Jackie says – reply to this


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    Wow Perez…….you look like you have been smoking some good shit!

  27. John says – reply to this


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    WE are so in love with ourselves aren't WE? You are an ugly green queenface. Yikes you are fugly. I saw you on Kathy Griffin and you are beyond fey. OOFA!

  28. Anti-Stache says – reply to this


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    Due…shave off the porn 'stache…you're looking like the bastard child of Ron Burgandy and a leprechaun…

  29. megs says – reply to this


    229

    haha, i LOVE it!

  30. John says – reply to this


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    Awe both totally adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. neenster says – reply to this


    231

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  32. neenster says – reply to this


    232

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. LIZ says – reply to this


    233

    What about Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Grey´s Anatomy) and Javier Bardem(Spanish actor, Oscar winner "Antes de que anochezca"?

    Kisses from Mexico

  34. M says – reply to this


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    awesome hair! don't ever change

  35. stephen says – reply to this


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    you sorta look like a child molester

  36. sh_man says – reply to this


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    Will you please shave your beard 'project'? It looks terrible…

  37. Canadian Chick says – reply to this


    237

    THAT WAS WICKED!!!!

  38. jennzz says – reply to this


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    love the new hair color Perez !!

  39. B3RN!C3 says – reply to this


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    l0l
    P3R3ZZ..
    L0V3 THiS HAiR C0L0RR!!!

  40. Carolene says – reply to this


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    Perez, babe, I love how you are awesome enough to compare yourself to a hillbilly ogre! You are way sexier than him, though. Seriously though, you rock bitch.Love the green! How about fuscia next time?

  41. jenna says – reply to this


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    perez, i adore you, but your moustache is creepy.

    ps - the second picture rules.

  42. Carolene says – reply to this


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    Perez, I love how you are awesome enough to compare yourself to a big, green, hillbilly ogre! (You're hotter, though) Seriously though, I love the site-I read it every freakin day. You rock, bitch!
    How about zebra stripes next time? Fabulous

  43. Val says – reply to this


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    You and the Shreck pics kill me!!! You are so great!!!

  44. ubit says – reply to this


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    You are a nice looking fellow but please lose the stache. It makes you look really gross for some reason.

  45. Leeza says – reply to this


    245

    You know I thought you deserved kudos for your determination to be famous for nothing til I started seeing your true mental age show through. Man you can't keep drawing jizz drippings on people and expect to be taken seriously. Stop behaving like a 14 year old hetero boy! Grow the fuck up!

    Of course really how seriously could one take a fat ug making fun of similarly ug people…and really, girlie boy, aren't we all plain ug at least once a day?

  46. LL says – reply to this


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    Perez- you seriously look like shit. Really. Take the lead from your friend Ross and lose some weight. I'm embarassed for you, Doll. Get it together. Soon.

  47. JoMamma! says – reply to this


    247

    LMFAO!!

  48. JSHEP says – reply to this


    248

    This guy is using a concave lense cause "P-Nasty" is fukn nasty lookin on TV or in person. Perez, ya need a diet son

  49. asdfdsf says – reply to this


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    your so fucken ugly!

  50. kaycee says – reply to this


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    I love when perez makes fun of himself! it's so cute! shrek is hot anyway

  51. Darnell says – reply to this


    251

    Definitely rocking the 70s porn star look there.

  52. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


    252

    Whatcha be smokin' P-Nasty???

  53. BJB says – reply to this


    253

    Nice color

  54. i hate the porn look says – reply to this


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    get rid of the mustache!!!!!!! PRONTO

  55. Last says – reply to this


    255

    R U a stoner, PereZ?

  56. Randi says – reply to this


    256

    Nice!!!! Very sexy……….I like!!!

  57. me says – reply to this


    257

    wow. you went almost 2 hours without posting something about yourself. Everyone, give perez attention…NOW

  58. nasty says – reply to this


    258

    how fag-tastic

  59. J says – reply to this


    259

    Someone should draw white powder dripping out of your nose in these pics, or maybe some mysterious white stuff dripping out of your mouth.

  60. Maggiw says – reply to this


    260

    I love you perez.

    And your mustache.

  61. Leonardo says – reply to this


    261

    A look that would be great on you,Perez: 1/16" length hair with facial "stubble" ala David Beckham's sometimes style. It would give you an edgy look with the dyed colors. Your self depreciating humor is very perezious.

  62. Lil Tex says – reply to this


    262

    Desperate for attention are we… Perez?

  63. jody says – reply to this


    263

    get rid of the stash man

  64. elembe says – reply to this


    264

    Perez,

    I don't know what the fuss is about with all these previous comments….an Ogre is an Ogre…green hair or green all over……we all have to stick together under the bridge !

  65. meg says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez,

    In my humble opinion, i think you should shave your facial hair, or clean it up more, you are not doing your green hair justice, because the focus is all about the unkempt facial action going on . You are a cute one always, but you would be SO MUCH hotter sans facial hair, or with some john deer action on your mug..
    thanks
    meg

  66. Sandi says – reply to this


    266

    Perez, you crack me up! Looks great!

  67. I like the GREEN, hate the mustache. says – reply to this


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    Perez, I can look past the green hair, but the porn-mustache has to go. Seriously. Thanks and goodbye.

  68. BitchHater says – reply to this


    268

    Dude, you're a cutie…get rid of that moustache. You look like my dad!

  69. yikes says – reply to this


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    you got it wrong perez. you look more than an UMPA LUMPA now than shrek. now that's priceless.

  70. hotlips says – reply to this


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    love it!! Love ya Perez!

  71. kelly says – reply to this


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    I LOVE YOU PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. Kaleena says – reply to this


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    I think you are great. At first I loved you for having the guts to put your honest opinion about people who don't want to hear your honest opinion about them in cyberspace but I love how humble you are and can still make fun of yourself. By the way I love the new green hair and u look nothing like Shrek. Keep the gossip flowing PNasty. I'd never get through my work day without you.
    ~Luvs Ya

  73. Kelly V says – reply to this


    273

    Lose the Stache! Otherwise adorable.

  74. dagnabit says – reply to this


    274

    Shrek is a billion times cuter.

  75. psychologirl says – reply to this


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    PEREZ get rid of your mons tickler!

    It looks like you smell when you have a moustache.

  76. isa says – reply to this


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    SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

  77. hmm says – reply to this


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    shave the stache, it would make a huge difference for the better bud! at least this hair colour is better then your yellow hair.

  78. Luckyjtwo says – reply to this


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    OMG you look like a freak n' OOMPA LOOMPA (from charlie and the chocolate factory)….Do the dance for us…LOLOL

  79. If Shrek were gay... says – reply to this


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    and you were the last fag on earth, he wouldn't do you. You awful Shitbag!

  80. Alisa says – reply to this


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    I think it looks adorable. You look very…happy.

  81. Matt says – reply to this


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    Your kinda cute with Shrek hair ;)

  82. Aimey says – reply to this


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    Perez, the dyed hair is sooooooooooooo circa 93-96 I miss your blonde hair. SO CUTE!

  83. annie says – reply to this


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    gosh ur ugly!

  84. Christina says – reply to this


    284

    Perez I love the green but dye your stache!!!!!!! It would TOTATLLY complete the sexy look

  85. DYENOERAH says – reply to this


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    LOL.. LOVE IT

  86. les says – reply to this


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    i love it

  87. KFEDFORPREZEDENT says – reply to this


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    I WANNA SEE YOU HANG OUT WIT AND BECOME BEST BUDS WIT AND GO TO DA STRIP CLUBS WIT KEVIN FEDERLINE PEREZ AND KEVIN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND THEY BE BURNING HOTTER THAN MY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL AND THEY WO0ULD MAKE SOME WICKED RAP SONGS KEVIN IS ROLE REVERSAL IN THE MAKING HE WILL SHINE LOVE HIM WORSHIP HIM HE IS A GOOD ACTOR ALL YOU HATERS WILL SEE HE WILL PORIOVE HIMSELF TO THE WORLD BABY CUZ HE BE A WINNER JUST LOOK AT HIM SO SEXY LIKE A HAMMER HEAD SHARK DAMN HE IS GOING TO RISE UP AND DOMINATE THE SCENE HE GOING TO SMOKE THE ROLES HE IS THE NEXT CAPACCINO GANGSTER STYLE OFF THE HOOK ACTOR HE IS SO DAMN HOT AND ALL YOU HATERS STEP ASIDE BECUZ HE IS BURNIN HOTTER THAN THE SUN DAMN K-FED FOR PREZEDENT CONQUER THE PLANET
    I WANT TO SEE HIM BECOME A SUPER STAR AND OLD WHAT’S HER NAME FADE A WAY BECUZ BABY HE GOT STYLE AND CHARM AND HE KNOW HOW TO WORK THE GAME BABY HE KNOW HOW TO PLAY HE KEEP HIS EYE ON THE PRIZE BIG SHARK EATING THE LITTLE FISHES YOU KNOW WHAT I BE SAYING CUZ HE BE A WINNER JUST LOOK AT HIM SO SEXY LIKE A HAMMER HEAD SHARK DAMN HE IS GOING TO RISE UP AND DOMINATE THE SCENE HE GOING TO SMOKE THE ROLES HE IS THE NEXT CAPACCINO GANGSTER STYLE OFF THE HOOK ACTOR HE IS SO DAMN HOT AND ALL YOU HATERS STEP ASIDE BECUZ HE IS BURNIN HOTTER THAN THE SUN DAMN K-FED FOR PREZEDENT CONQUER THE PLANET HE IS SMOKIN HOT EARNED HIS CUP O PRIVILEDGE HE HAS GOT BRAINS HE HAS GOT CHARM YU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING THIS IS ROLE REVERSAL IN THE MAKING HE WILL SHINE LOVE HIM WORSHIP HIM HE IS A GOOD ACTOR ALL YOU HATERS WILL SEE HE WILL PROVE HIMSELF TO THE WORLD BABY CUZ HE BE A WINNER JUST LOOK AT HIM SO SEXY LIKE A HAMMER HEAD SHARK DAMN HE IS GOING TO RISE UP AND DOMINATE THE SCENE HE GOING TO SMOKE THE ROLES HE IS THE NEXT CAPACCINO GANGSTER STYLE OFF THE HOOK ACTOR HE IS SO DAMN HOT AND ALL YOU HATERS STEP ASIDE BECUZ HE IS BURNIN HOTTER THAN THE SUN DAMN K-FED FOR PREZEDENT CONQUER THE PLANET SO SEXY LIKE A HAMMER HEAD SHARK DAMN HE IS GOING TO RISE UP AND DOMINATE THE SCENE CONQUER THE PLANET KNOCK YOU OUT WITH HIS POWER PUNCH CHARM AND KILLER GOOD LOOKS DESERVES HIS CUP O PRIVILEDGE KEVIN AND PEREZ WILL CONQUER THE PLANET CHEECH AND CHONG SMNOKEY AND THE BEAR STARSKY AND HUTCH CLICK AND CLACK YO DON'T STOP KEVIN AND PEREZ TWO HOT RAPPERS JUST HANGING AND DRINKIN AND HAVIN A PARTY HOT HOT HOT SMOKIN WILD SEXY RAPPERS SUPERFLY SO BUCK WILD BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I BE SAYIN LADIES LOVE THEM MEN WANT TO BE THEM YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN MOVE OVER AND GIVE THEM A CUP O HARD EARNED PRIVILEDGE K-FED FOR PREZEDENT PEREZ FOR VP!

  88. sara says – reply to this


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    FUCK all you haters….. perez u are FUCKIN AWESOME!!! i love your blog you are funny as shit!!! seriously everyone who leaves hateful comments is obviously jealous that you get so much attention for being hilarious!!!!!!!

  89. kam says – reply to this


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    That shit's hilarious. Genius!

  90. A/D says – reply to this


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    You're disgusting

  91. Just Sayin' says – reply to this


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    You wish you were as handome as Shrek…

    … His green is much limier green than yours. Yours is more Leprechaun green.

    Please try a normal color base … then do the ends in some wild color. The all over wild colors do not really enhance your looks. Unless you wish to look like a clown that is.

  92. Ardee says – reply to this


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    yeah… I think you were trying too hard here..

  93. Uproar says – reply to this


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    PEREZ -

    I LOVE ya, but you look like you should be in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

    Get rid o' the 'stach!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE.

  94. Des says – reply to this


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    Damn… Smoke some more!!! Love you! You are Great!

  95. loveya says – reply to this


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    perez—-you are a genius!

  96. bitchfest'07 says – reply to this


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    Perez, you little bitch. Your so fugly. I love you anyway, you rock my world.

  97. anyone hating says – reply to this


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    this is for the haters fuck off!! At least he can make fun of himself unlike you retards.

  98. cyndi says – reply to this


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    i love the green hair..but perez, please shave!!!!

  99. your mama says – reply to this


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    hahaha lmao!!!!!!

  100. alex. says – reply to this


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    awwwww.
    perez, u look cute. :]

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