Separated At Birth

Left: A newly green-haired P-Nasty. Right: Shrek.
Thanks Sasha and Rotem!
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Prezzers you look like UR HIGH!!!!!
How cute! I think you & shrek should get matching tatoos!
you look like a child molester
You seriously make fun of Amy Winehouse but yet you're worse than her. Such a damn hypocrite. Your hair is worse, you're uglier than she, and you're all high on something. You're pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. I never even heard of her before I looked at this site so don't think I'm some fan of hers. I think she is pathetic as well. However, you're a flamer so therefore you're more pathetic than she.
Hey, the color matches PigBoys' syphllitic cock. You look like a fucking retard.
Perezito, every gay man has a bear phase, some stop here, some try and seek somewhere else. But usually, they match their stubbles with a shaved head or a dark dyed hair! Not green! Or dye the beard as well, otherwise, it looks inappropriate.
(You can write so much shit when you're drunk, it's incredible!)
Perez, you're higher than a mo'fo in these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL Nice… LOL
no, not at all. you so cute.
Hey #300….grow a brain already…we all love perez or we wouldn't be on here you loser. He makes fun of himself and loves it when we do too. Go get yourself a latte or a boyfriend/girlfriend or whatever you need to chill out, you asshole. This is just for fun you stupid fuck.
perez rocks!
im a stoner. and his eyes look red–he's baked as a bitch in that picture.
rock on perez.
perez, sweetie, plz lose the green hair
ty ty
I love you Perez! Awesome job with the pix! LOVE the new hair color, too! Sheez..Shreks got nothin' on you!
and shave
Are you bored today, Perez?
Love you Perez, but can't figure out why u always look like u need a shower…bad!
You make me laugh
love the hair perez… wish i could pull it off like you.
Green? Not terrible. I think jet black with deep purple highlights would bring out your blue eyes. Seriously, think about it. Liz Taylorish but the purple adds a young edge. Call me, i'll be your stylist.
Sorry but I just have to say it. I'm not diggin the new mustache. You were so much cuter without it! Shave it! PLLEEAAASSSEE!! But besides all that, I think you're great and I visit you site mutiple times a day.
Love ya Perez, but I think you look more like an Oompa Loompa than shrek
Shrek is just so much cuter!!!
How refreshing that you can laugh at yourself! Those stuck-up celebrities need to take a few lessons from you and learn to laugh at themselves!
hahaha, Shrek looks better than you!!! Damn dude, your ugly!!
Perezzz! I love you, but I REALLY miss the pink, please go back?? You just looked so pretty in pink
youre so funny perez…love youuuuuuuu =D
Yikes. The moustache has got to go. You look like John Wayne Gacy (the sex serial killer), but without the green hair.
The moustache really ages you - makes you look in your forties.
haha awesome! see guys, he has a sense of humor too, and you say he can dish it but cant take it! He's havin a good time!
love the burns Perez! I have a dear, deceased uncle who referred to those delicious accessories as "louse ladders!" you don't have cooties, do you? even if you did, I'D STILL LOVE YOU SILLY!!! ViVA PEREZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Love ya Perez..although I prefer you with pink hair..anywho keep on trickin you sexy BEAST!!
better than that icky color that you had in the mtv commercial
P, why didn't you dye the 'stache to match? That would be hot.
OMG!!!!! Perez is totally a stoner!!!
Perez, i love u dearly and think ur the shiz but plz plz shave off that 'stache!!!!!!
P - You ROCK no matter what your hair color!!
Perez,
You bag on people for their looks, being high, and in general being a f***tard… Well what the hell do you call yourself? You are f***ing ugly, you look HIGH as a f***ing kite in this pic, and you in general are a giant f***tard.
Go F**k Yourself
I never comment
buuut you sooo sexxyyyy
I LOVE IT
PoorPerez, he's living proof that Shit can walk, talk , gossip and have green hair. How sad
You look like shit. loser
I love you perez !! You are the best .
And Britney too .
fucking shit fag
OoOo Perezers.. how I love thee and the green hair does look good, but I think blue looked best.
You look like a psychopath on the second picture. eek!
jesus fucking christ, i don't know who is worse. you're fucking digusting perez. like a fat ompa loompa. fat bastard.
why are your eyes so low drugggggie?
Haha, these are so cute!
I love Perez & Shrek!!
"Perez" WISHES he was half as hot as Shrek…
PS - lose the stache - it doesn't work on you, the color makes it look like mold frowing on your face. Instead of facial hair, why not lose the weight? You were a lot thinner in that video clip from a few years back and looked halfway decent…
LOVE The Hair PEREZ!
Perez I love you and I'm addicted to you like Lindsey is coke….but honey, that hair just doesn't look right…its more like oompa loompa style. Check it!
That's fresh!! Even fresher that you put it up…you're a great sport. I Love it!
Got visine?
mr. perez you look hiiiiiigh. haha and its seems everyone thinks that too.
aaawww… your hair looks cute.. love it!! it's better than the pink one..
P,
You're downright disgusting.
Stoned Perezes!
Oh how that put a smile on my face:) I LOVE PEREZ!! YOU ROCK!!
yes a long lost twin…and look the donkey's ass is around your mouth
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! P - you're too cute! Just LOVE the emerald hair!!!!!! Very Great & Powerful Oz!! Not a fan of the 'stache though - it ages you & hides your cutie pie face.
you kind of look like an ump-pa-loom-pa (sp?) from willy wonka.
kind of funny, but kind of scary too.
the stache - i agree that it really needs to go.
maybe you can sell it on ebay.
I love the color, just not in hair. I mean… it's ok, just not like 'omg' hot. That's just me though - do wtf-ever you want, boi.
Also.. you look very to' UP! Luckyyy.
Another also… love the commercial on MtV. 'You don't like my shout outs to the U S of A' - or whatever. Makes me gigggle.
kind of look like an um-pah-loom-pa (sp?) from willy wonka.
kind of funny, but kind of scary too.
you definitely need to lose the stache! how ’bout putting it on ebay?
LOL!! I love it that you don't mind poking fun at yourself! Not even Perez is safe from Perez! Keep it up and don't ever take yourself too seriously.
Love ya!
Hey, did anyone else see those pics of Maria Conchita Alonso on Univision.com? She was showing off her kitty cat to the paps! Maybe she thought they would give her a "pap" smear. Sorry, I couldn't resist it! Ahyhoo, they blocked out the kitty shot completely without giving us the option of checking out the beaver shot. That's what I love about Perez, he gives us a choice.
in what universe is this guy even remotely cute? he looks fuckin greasy and dirty as hell! who the fuck does he pay to say this shit ? i mean come on? you wouldnt be a half decent looking person if you cleaned yourself up abit and then u make fun of others your super cheap buddy!
You more so look like an oompa loompa than shrek
Perez, you've never looked so stunning! I LOVED it!
Keep the beard!
Hate to admit it, but you aren't ugly lol.
You're like what ? 28 ? 29 ? We can already see you're loosing your hair ! You should stop all those chemicals or by 30 you won't have any left ! Mmmm a fat bald men … Every sexy gay guy's fantasy !
It would have been more believable if you compared your face to a pic of Shrek's ass.
Looking good Perez, but i think if you grow your mustache a little longer you will look more like Monterey Jack (Monty) from the Rescue Rangers!!!!
PEDO ALERT. Do you actually *try* to look that nasty? I mean… seriously.
PEDO ALERT. Do you actually *try* to look that nasty? I mean… seriously.
you looked ripped, p nasty!!
&& i love it
PEREZ! I f-ing love you but shave that nasty moustache!!
i hate to say it but shrek is lookin a hella better compared to perez
I love it and u do look a little high.
You're stoned……
Im sorry perez, im like one of three straight male readers of your site.. but you are just a fucking fat mess. You're funny, but get yourself in shape man, you're famous now, FUCK!
I love Perez!
i get violently ill whenever i see your pic….please stop posting it, it is extremely disturbing
I love beauty. beauty is someone else.
"Perez",
i saw you on vh1 n i was very disturbed by your voice & well, You. You're annoying, your comments are uncalled for, and you obviously have issues that you need to deal with and thats why you have gone into 'celebrity blogging'. You find it easier to 'pick' on celebrities & call those ppl "out" because obviously somebody did that to you & you were called "out" before you were ready to come out. Grow up, get a life and a real job.
p.s. - If you're going to represent "america" as you did in your "rap", at least do something thats worthy. Do some charity work. Stop embarassing yourself, and your country.
I love you Perez!
stoner
who's the bum on the left?
Perez, are you stoned? Why didn't you write 420 in big white letters across YOUR face? With those irie eyes you should grow dose green locks long, rasta-style! ….. Oh, I get it! Green is for the color of the $$$$ ka-ching you are makin' on this site, you sly little monkey!
Wow, I totally see it!
pEREZ: LOVE THE MUSTHACHE, LOVES IT !
great hair but for fuck's sake shave the moustache !!
Great colour, but PLEASE get rid of the moustache!!
I think you are so cute! Love ya!
You are whacked in these pics aren't you? You naughty man you!!!!
nada mejor como alguien que sabe reirse de sí mismo!!!!
Felicidades!!!!!!!
con amorrrrrrrrrrrr de España!
Umm….it's called 'teal' dumbass, or haven't you ever heard of that colour?…….wait, who am I kidding, of course you haven't!
aRE FAT ASS GAY CONTENT STEALERS REALLY FAMOUS?
When you get the pulitzer prize then promote your fat ass! No one that reads your site cares. How many lawsuits have been filed on your fat ass for stealing othsers hard work? You want to be a superstar ,but you have zilch talent. Sing,dance, act? Noooooooooooooooooo.
You are an excellent thief of content from others hard work..
WHAT IS UP WITH THE DONALD COMB OVER? LMAO!!!!!
lol your 2 cute!!
LOL! that was cute, I must admit.. hehe
SHAVE THE MUSTACHE! But everything else is all good.
Perez-SHAVE THAT DISGUSTING MUSTACHE!!!
Perezzles! Love you, the hair color is great. But tell me: exactly how stoned WERE you in these pictures?! This is one of the best stoner looks I've seen, and I have seen many. LOL! Rock on, man.
LMFAO!!! That is awesome:) Perez You Rock!!!