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Separated At Birth

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Left: A newly green-haired P-Nasty. Right: Shrek.

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431 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. baby t says – reply to this


    Prezzers you look like UR HIGH!!!!!

  2. charliloveschocolate says – reply to this


    How cute! I think you & shrek should get matching tatoos!

  3. Tiara says – reply to this


    you look like a child molester

  4. Perezisatwat says – reply to this


    You seriously make fun of Amy Winehouse but yet you're worse than her. Such a damn hypocrite. Your hair is worse, you're uglier than she, and you're all high on something. You're pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. I never even heard of her before I looked at this site so don't think I'm some fan of hers. I think she is pathetic as well. However, you're a flamer so therefore you're more pathetic than she.

  5. poppy says – reply to this


    Hey, the color matches PigBoys' syphllitic cock. You look like a fucking retard.

  6. Jujupiter says – reply to this


    Perezito, every gay man has a bear phase, some stop here, some try and seek somewhere else. But usually, they match their stubbles with a shaved head or a dark dyed hair! Not green! Or dye the beard as well, otherwise, it looks inappropriate.

    (You can write so much shit when you're drunk, it's incredible!)

  7. Sacramento, CA says – reply to this


    Perez, you're higher than a mo'fo in these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL Nice… LOL

  8. Pablo says – reply to this


    no, not at all. you so cute.

  9. sweetiepie says – reply to this


    Hey #300….grow a brain already…we all love perez or we wouldn't be on here you loser. He makes fun of himself and loves it when we do too. Go get yourself a latte or a boyfriend/girlfriend or whatever you need to chill out, you asshole. This is just for fun you stupid fuck.

  10. Mary Jane says – reply to this


    perez rocks!
    im a stoner. and his eyes look red–he's baked as a bitch in that picture.
    rock on perez.

  11. kyahppy says – reply to this


    perez, sweetie, plz lose the green hair :) ty ty

  12. Tembi says – reply to this


    I love you Perez! Awesome job with the pix! LOVE the new hair color, too! Sheez..Shreks got nothin' on you!

  13. kyahppy says – reply to this


    and shave :)

  14. qt196 says – reply to this


    Are you bored today, Perez?

  15. mb says – reply to this


    Love you Perez, but can't figure out why u always look like u need a shower…bad!

  16. D says – reply to this


    You make me laugh

  17. sullie says – reply to this


    love the hair perez… wish i could pull it off like you.

  18. leyla says – reply to this


    Green? Not terrible. I think jet black with deep purple highlights would bring out your blue eyes. Seriously, think about it. Liz Taylorish but the purple adds a young edge. Call me, i'll be your stylist.

  19. odel says – reply to this


    Sorry but I just have to say it. I'm not diggin the new mustache. You were so much cuter without it! Shave it! PLLEEAAASSSEE!! But besides all that, I think you're great and I visit you site mutiple times a day.

  20. ami says – reply to this


    Love ya Perez, but I think you look more like an Oompa Loompa than shrek :)

  21. joy s says – reply to this


    Shrek is just so much cuter!!!

  22. bonbon66 says – reply to this


    How refreshing that you can laugh at yourself! Those stuck-up celebrities need to take a few lessons from you and learn to laugh at themselves!

  23. Big T says – reply to this


    hahaha, Shrek looks better than you!!! Damn dude, your ugly!!

  24. EMILIAH says – reply to this


    Perezzz! I love you, but I REALLY miss the pink, please go back?? You just looked so pretty in pink :)

  25. zizurrrr says – reply to this


    youre so funny perez…love youuuuuuuu =D

  26. kbcan says – reply to this


    Yikes. The moustache has got to go. You look like John Wayne Gacy (the sex serial killer), but without the green hair.

    The moustache really ages you - makes you look in your forties.

  27. Bunny says – reply to this


    haha awesome! see guys, he has a sense of humor too, and you say he can dish it but cant take it! He's havin a good time!

  28. shellny says – reply to this


    love the burns Perez! I have a dear, deceased uncle who referred to those delicious accessories as "louse ladders!" you don't have cooties, do you? even if you did, I'D STILL LOVE YOU SILLY!!! ViVA PEREZZZZZZZZZZZ!

  29. ANDREA says – reply to this


    Love ya Perez..although I prefer you with pink hair..anywho keep on trickin you sexy BEAST!!

  30. eww says – reply to this


    better than that icky color that you had in the mtv commercial

  31. Bitchtastic says – reply to this


    P, why didn't you dye the 'stache to match? That would be hot.

  32. Jami says – reply to this


    OMG!!!!! Perez is totally a stoner!!!

  33. julia says – reply to this


    Perez, i love u dearly and think ur the shiz but plz plz shave off that 'stache!!!!!!

  34. StephR says – reply to this


    P - You ROCK no matter what your hair color!!

  35. PerezIsaFatF***tard says – reply to this


    You bag on people for their looks, being high, and in general being a f***tard… Well what the hell do you call yourself? You are f***ing ugly, you look HIGH as a f***ing kite in this pic, and you in general are a giant f***tard.

    Go F**k Yourself

  36. Anonymous says – reply to this


    I never comment
    buuut you sooo sexxyyyy

  37. gregg says – reply to this


    PoorPerez, he's living proof that Shit can walk, talk , gossip and have green hair. How sad

  38. you suck says – reply to this


    You look like shit. loser

  39. sofia says – reply to this


    I love you perez !! You are the best .
    And Britney too .

  40. bassie says – reply to this


    fucking shit fag

  41. Kayla says – reply to this


    OoOo Perezers.. how I love thee and the green hair does look good, but I think blue looked best. :)

  42. Anonyme says – reply to this


    You look like a psychopath on the second picture. eek!

  43. jordan says – reply to this


    jesus fucking christ, i don't know who is worse. you're fucking digusting perez. like a fat ompa loompa. fat bastard.

  44. Amanda says – reply to this


    why are your eyes so low drugggggie?

  45. Alley Smith says – reply to this


    Haha, these are so cute!

    I love Perez & Shrek!! :)

  46. Gringo says – reply to this


    "Perez" WISHES he was half as hot as Shrek…

    PS - lose the stache - it doesn't work on you, the color makes it look like mold frowing on your face. Instead of facial hair, why not lose the weight? You were a lot thinner in that video clip from a few years back and looked halfway decent…

  47. Nessa says – reply to this


    LOVE The Hair PEREZ!

  48. Kristie says – reply to this


    Perez I love you and I'm addicted to you like Lindsey is coke….but honey, that hair just doesn't look right…its more like oompa loompa style. Check it!

  49. See says – reply to this


    That's fresh!! Even fresher that you put it up…you're a great sport. I Love it!

  50. pam says – reply to this


    Got visine?

  51. audrey says – reply to this


    mr. perez you look hiiiiiigh. haha and its seems everyone thinks that too.

  52. anne says – reply to this


    aaawww… your hair looks cute.. love it!! it's better than the pink one..

  53. Dee says – reply to this


    You're downright disgusting.

  54. Soulbutter says – reply to this


    Stoned Perezes!

  55. Jules says – reply to this


    Oh how that put a smile on my face:) I LOVE PEREZ!! YOU ROCK!!

  56. lalalalalalala says – reply to this


    yes a long lost twin…and look the donkey's ass is around your mouth

  57. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! P - you're too cute! Just LOVE the emerald hair!!!!!! Very Great & Powerful Oz!! Not a fan of the 'stache though - it ages you & hides your cutie pie face.

  58. heather says – reply to this


    you kind of look like an ump-pa-loom-pa (sp?) from willy wonka.

    kind of funny, but kind of scary too.

    the stache - i agree that it really needs to go.

    maybe you can sell it on ebay.

  59. Jessica says – reply to this


    I love the color, just not in hair. I mean… it's ok, just not like 'omg' hot. That's just me though - do wtf-ever you want, boi.

    Also.. you look very to' UP! Luckyyy. ;)

    Another also… love the commercial on MtV. 'You don't like my shout outs to the U S of A' - or whatever. Makes me gigggle.

  60. heather says – reply to this


    kind of look like an um-pah-loom-pa (sp?) from willy wonka.

    kind of funny, but kind of scary too.

    you definitely need to lose the stache! how ’bout putting it on ebay?

  61. Mickie says – reply to this


    LOL!! I love it that you don't mind poking fun at yourself! Not even Perez is safe from Perez! Keep it up and don't ever take yourself too seriously.
    Love ya!

    Hey, did anyone else see those pics of Maria Conchita Alonso on Univision.com? She was showing off her kitty cat to the paps! Maybe she thought they would give her a "pap" smear. Sorry, I couldn't resist it! Ahyhoo, they blocked out the kitty shot completely without giving us the option of checking out the beaver shot. That's what I love about Perez, he gives us a choice.

  62. what the fuck says – reply to this


    in what universe is this guy even remotely cute? he looks fuckin greasy and dirty as hell! who the fuck does he pay to say this shit ? i mean come on? you wouldnt be a half decent looking person if you cleaned yourself up abit and then u make fun of others your super cheap buddy!

  63. Little Miss Robot says – reply to this


    You more so look like an oompa loompa than shrek

  64. Agnetha says – reply to this


    Perez, you've never looked so stunning! I LOVED it!
    Keep the beard!

  65. Zoe says – reply to this


    Hate to admit it, but you aren't ugly lol.

  66. Quebec Girl says – reply to this


    You're like what ? 28 ? 29 ? We can already see you're loosing your hair ! You should stop all those chemicals or by 30 you won't have any left ! Mmmm a fat bald men … Every sexy gay guy's fantasy !

  67. valerie says – reply to this


    It would have been more believable if you compared your face to a pic of Shrek's ass.

  68. JESUS!!! says – reply to this


    Looking good Perez, but i think if you grow your mustache a little longer you will look more like Monterey Jack (Monty) from the Rescue Rangers!!!!

  69. Gwen says – reply to this


    PEDO ALERT. Do you actually *try* to look that nasty? I mean… seriously.

  70. Gwen says – reply to this


    PEDO ALERT. Do you actually *try* to look that nasty? I mean… seriously.

  71. jocelyn says – reply to this


    you looked ripped, p nasty!!
    && i love it

  72. Shanica says – reply to this


    PEREZ! I f-ing love you but shave that nasty moustache!!

  73. your mom says – reply to this


    i hate to say it but shrek is lookin a hella better compared to perez

  74. Tam Tam says – reply to this


    I love it and u do look a little high.

  75. Marketing Wiz says – reply to this


    You're stoned……

  76. Seth says – reply to this


    Im sorry perez, im like one of three straight male readers of your site.. but you are just a fucking fat mess. You're funny, but get yourself in shape man, you're famous now, FUCK!

  77. Kali says – reply to this


    I love Perez!

  78. megs says – reply to this


    i get violently ill whenever i see your pic….please stop posting it, it is extremely disturbing

  79. I gave your daughter that STD says – reply to this


    I love beauty. beauty is someone else.

  80. mich says – reply to this



    i saw you on vh1 n i was very disturbed by your voice & well, You. You're annoying, your comments are uncalled for, and you obviously have issues that you need to deal with and thats why you have gone into 'celebrity blogging'. You find it easier to 'pick' on celebrities & call those ppl "out" because obviously somebody did that to you & you were called "out" before you were ready to come out. Grow up, get a life and a real job.

    p.s. - If you're going to represent "america" as you did in your "rap", at least do something thats worthy. Do some charity work. Stop embarassing yourself, and your country.

  81. muhbaybay says – reply to this


    I love you Perez!

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  83. jessica says – reply to this


    who's the bum on the left?

  84. RawGirl says – reply to this


    Perez, are you stoned? Why didn't you write 420 in big white letters across YOUR face? With those irie eyes you should grow dose green locks long, rasta-style! ….. Oh, I get it! Green is for the color of the $$$$ ka-ching you are makin' on this site, you sly little monkey!

  85. Mischa says – reply to this


    Wow, I totally see it!

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  87. jen says – reply to this


    great hair but for fuck's sake shave the moustache !!

  88. lizz says – reply to this


    Great colour, but PLEASE get rid of the moustache!!

  89. Kelli says – reply to this


    I think you are so cute! Love ya!

  90. sunisami says – reply to this


    You are whacked in these pics aren't you? You naughty man you!!!!

  91. Sol says – reply to this


    nada mejor como alguien que sabe reirse de sí mismo!!!! :)
    con amorrrrrrrrrrrr de España!

  92. mm says – reply to this


    Umm….it's called 'teal' dumbass, or haven't you ever heard of that colour?…….wait, who am I kidding, of course you haven't!

  93. Jim says – reply to this


    When you get the pulitzer prize then promote your fat ass! No one that reads your site cares. How many lawsuits have been filed on your fat ass for stealing othsers hard work? You want to be a superstar ,but you have zilch talent. Sing,dance, act? Noooooooooooooooooo.
    You are an excellent thief of content from others hard work..

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  95. nOey! says – reply to this


    lol your 2 cute!!

  96. DK says – reply to this


    LOL! that was cute, I must admit.. hehe

  97. kounthear says – reply to this


    SHAVE THE MUSTACHE! But everything else is all good.

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  99. Nanimal says – reply to this


    Perezzles! Love you, the hair color is great. But tell me: exactly how stoned WERE you in these pictures?! This is one of the best stoner looks I've seen, and I have seen many. LOL! Rock on, man.

  100. trixie says – reply to this


    LMFAO!!! That is awesome:) Perez You Rock!!!

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