The Luckiest Junky In The World

THIS makes no sense to us!
Pete Doherty is a free man again. After spending the night in custody, Kate Moss's ex-boyfriend walked out of a London court on Tuesday and got into a waiting Jaguar car, giving the waiting media a two-fingered salute as he went.
The Babyshambles frontman appeared at West London Magistrates Court charged with breaching his bail for a previous arrest, in which he admitted possessing a number of Class A drugs.
However, the charge of breaching conditional bail was dropped against Doperty because of a legal technicality - apparently he was not presented to the court within 24 hours of his arrest.
District Judge Susan Williams said the court had no jurisdiction as the defendant had been arrested at 2.35am Monday morning on drug possession.
THANKFULLY, Pete the junky will still have to answer that charge in court at a later time, but for now, he's free to smoke a much crack as he wants!
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1st bitches
Perez, why are you wasting your time reporting about this guy? He really, really needs help!
Another snotty English cunt who should just OD already so I don't have to see his limey face on Perez anymore!
eww, hes disgusting
pathetic!
HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!
awww ………… my first
woo
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IN THE UK YOU CAN'T GO TO PRISON FOR USING DRUGS OR FOR BEING A JUNKY , THAT'S HOW THE LAW WORKS, OUR PRISONS ARE ALREADY TOO FULL, PETE IS NOT A THREAT TO SOCIETY AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY HE IS NEVER GOING TO JAIL.
HE WILL ONLY GO TO PRISON IF HE WAS FOUND OUT TO BE DEALING DRUGS OR STEALING, WHICH BTW HE DID IN 2004 AND WAS PUNISHED FOR.
PETE IS ONLY A THREAT TO HIMSELF, DRUG ADDICTION IS NOT A CRIME IN THE UK PEREZ.
OMG…what a waste.
Seriously, I don't know who is worse, The junkie or the judge….
This is bollocks honestly, people are punished more for driving offences. The fact that he's still out there on the streets, shooting up as we speak, really boils my blood.
The public would not accept this in America, especially from someone so high profile. Where's that dude who dragged a sobbing Paris from her mother's arms and flung her back in jail, looks like the Met Police need to recruit him!
I think the Judge want to see him kill himself. Let him have all the freedom and hopefully whatever the drugs he's doing will finish him off.
What is a COCO bidet?
whats so weird? In America people get away with murder and no one blinks an eye. Aint that right OJ?
everytime i see an article about this guy i keep thinking it's going to be the one that tells me he's od'd and is dead. i honestly think it's only a matter of time until he does.
This guy is really, really scary.
UKer
You're absolutely correct, drug addiction is not a crime in the UK; however POCCESSION OF AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE is an offence under the missuse of drugs act 1971.
Such a lucky guy………..he got to fuck Kate moss for a long time……….she is my favorite
he should be ashamed of himself, he has so many fans and people that look up to him. (I was done with him after the libertines incident where he robbed carls flat in order to get money for his drugs - lowlife skum!) He really needs to get his act cleaned up.
as for getting off, makes me sick CLASS A drugs, its not like it's pot or anything.
I bet they're thinking "it's gonna be cheaper for the taxpayers to just let him OD and die", as he is obviously going to anyway, sooner or later.
UKer
You're absolutely correct, drug addiction is not a crime in the UK; however POSSESSION OF AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE is an offence under the missuse of drugs act 1971.
ummm by looking like that, he should be cast in adam's family sequel
GOD BLESS THE JUSTICE SYSTEM!
YAY…. CRACK FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully they hosed him off while he was there. Ikk.
#24 - katherine I TOTALLY AGREE BUT LIKE I SAID, OUR PRISON ARE FULL TO THE BRIM AND THE MET POLICE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY, PETE IS AN IDIOT WHO IS ONLY HARMING HIMSELF , HE DOESN'T REPRESENT A THREAT TO SOCIETY, I'D RATHER SEE OUR PRISONS FULL OF SCUMBAG WANNABE TERRORISTS THAN PPL LIKE PETE.
This is just unreal what does this man need to do to get locked up, by allowing him this many chances what message are we sending to uk youth?
Arresting Willie Wonka is wrong. Just plain wrong.
The only redeeming part of this report is that it states Doherty is Kate Moss's ex. Moss is lucky to be out of his spere of influence, with good work to (still) do, and with her child to raise.
HE GETS AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE IT IS IN THE UK. IN CANADA AND THE UK YOU CAN DO ANY KIND OF DRUG RELATED CRIME AND GET AWAY WITH IT. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY GROW SO MUCH WEED IN CANADA? BECAUSE IF YOU GET CAUGHT YOU ONLY GET A SLAP ON THE WRIST… IN THE STATES YOU WOULD GET MAJOR JAIL TIME!
I'm starting to really love Pete! Go Pete!!
TRUE NUMBER 10!!
okay..I am going to London and give blow jobs to guys in the park and fall asleep in a running car and carry so much dope up my arse and I will just get a stern talking to… British justice…love or LOVE IT!!!!
I think # 22 has called it on the nose. That seems like a plausible answer to me.
Run, Pete, run!
*and please quit the brown for your fans*
The term has been spelled "junkie" ever since its creation. Do you even care about spelling things correctly?
He looks creepy, and the hat is where he is hiding all the drugs and paraphernalia, Just like Wino beehive!
This makes me embarrassed to be British.
DEAD IN A YEAR OR SO. WHO CARES.
is it just me or does the way he look remind anyone of johnny depp's charlie in teh chocolate factory character???
he is a hot mess…
Go Pete Go….just give the man his do - he's doing what he wants to do and that should OK no matter what the injury to his body/social life/whatever…that's the basis of freedom and anyone who doesn't want to live under taliban-like moral confines should support the right to do whatever one wants TO ONE"S SELF
He should be free. The guy will end up overdosing anyway so who cares.
sad, they could have saved his life by locking him up…or somebody else's.
for god's sakes Pete, get some sun..you always look like shite…he's depressing..he needs to go to sunset tan or whatever it is for the Lilo special
WTF! Pete Doperty should go to jail.
It's spelled "J-U-N-K-I-E."
This guy isn't hurting anyone but himself - HE'S not doing this shit and then driving a car, like some people we could name. Putting him in jail might save his life, but it's HIS life to ruin. In the US, he'd be locked up forever, but we're not free anymore here. I'm spinning in my grave, by the way, at the shit that's been going on here.
Willy Wonka and his Everylasting Heart Stoppers
Blah
In that stupid hat he looks like an 19th century corpse somebody dug up and shot with heroin!
To #15-Trish
Nothing to do with me. COCO is the name of a brand, like Sony.
A Bidet is a toilet, you sit, press a bottom and water come out of it. It's a great way to clean your parts after using the toilet. Even thought is a european thing, it's also used by cubans.-
In Miami, a lot of new apartments and houses are built with a Bidet-It's kind of a luxury thing for your ass. Great stuff!
Remember Jack Wild? Thats who I have been wracking my brain about! I knew this guy reminded me of somebody. Esp with that hair & hat. I mean it's exact! Jack died rather young & a broke drunk. Go figure. Next!
Remember Jack Wild? Perez….you gotta do a "seperated at birth" of Doperty & Jack Wild! It is amazing! Jack is dead BTW! So, the resemblence will be astonishing.
UKer, thank you! the judges are well within their power not to throw every addict in jail. perez, there are way better ways to treat drug addiction than prison. prisons aren't designed for treating mental illness. don't be such a redneck.
WTF? That last judge said if he was caught with drugs again he would go to jail!! What the hell kind of justice is this….they let him go?? Again?? He admits to EVERYTHING…and they still let him GO?!?!?!
hes a great musician, and hes incredibly intelligent, but he fucked it all by becoming an addict.
people can sit on their high horses and be like
"Pete Doherty is a useless junkie BLAH idiot BLAH never pays for his crimes BLAH"
this is the man who, not only got kicked outta the libs, but lost his best friend AND his girlfriend.
i bet you have never even heard a single RECORD by the libertines.
most musically genius use substances, like hendrix, kurt cobain, iggy pop… i could go on….
all we can hope for is that he is successful at an OD…this guy is a waste of skin.
Dear Perez,
I love your site and read it almost daily since months back.
I have never commented until now.
So, what made me take that final step?
Well, here we go - I'm a spelling fascist. And sometimes your spelling is a little… well, not quite what it should be.
I'll be brutally brief.
Perez, darling: it's spelled "junkie", not "junky"!!
Love ya,
Joanna
Won't be around too much longer
This guy is the Teflon junkie! The only thing that's sticking to him is the dirt under his nails.
Pete is so much cooler than Perez ever was or will be. quit being jealous, this is a mans freedom we are talking about. Perez, show some respect.
Okay, listen you ignorant fuckers.
That guy, the one you called a WORTHLESS EXCUSE OF A BEING
the one whom you wish will FINALLY SUCCEED IN OD-ING
Have you ever heard a single SONG by the bands he's been in?!
Probably not.
That man is on of the most fucking talented people of our time
And ya KNOW WHAT? A LOT OF TALENTED PEOPLE RESORT TO DRUGS.
SO STOP YOUR FUCKING BITCHING!
It's not YOUR life we're talking about, after all.
WTF he's wearing my hat!
Lock this cunt up and throw away the key.
He looks like a fucked up Willy Wonka
He looks so jaundice!
This guy! What about this guy!? A dirty-looking person. He is so unbelievably unattractive. He looks like a…bug. I don't know!
proof of how shit the British criminal justice system is. He clearly has no intention to get clean-what incentive does he have, he doesnt live on the streets, he doesnt have to mug people to feed his habit, why should he give up?
Generally i think prison is the last place addicts should be, however, in this case i'll make an exception.
He'd be more talented if he stopped the drugs, however, plenty of teenagers seem prepared to idolise him as he is….i fear for my generation. We need better idols
I don't know what it is about Pete, but I LOVE HIM… I would so FUCK the hell out of him over and over again… I don't even care…. I would become a total trainwreck to be with him. Kate Moss is effing crazy!! There's just something so sexually appealing about him, kinda like, the whole Kurt Cobain vibe.
I don't know what it is about Pete but I LOVE HIM!! He is so wonderfully sexy… I don't know what his appeal is, but I would so fuck the shit out of him. He is just AMAZING. Talented, sexy… Kate Moss is effing crazy! Can't put my finger on it, but I would so turn into a helluva trainwreck for him, I mean… whoa. I don't think he belongs in jail, he is honest and has never lied about his drug use. So he likes to feel good, stimulate his mind…. so fucking what?? Who's business is that? Leave him be, he is a genius, and he is an honest guy who just likes some drugs…
oh so i get it,if lindsey decided to live in london she would never get into any legal trouble,because they are fine with drug addled celebs.the reality is this,drink and drugs are part in parcel of the uk culture.they aren't prudish or uptight about it there.period.i heard something once about there being the equivalent of one line of coke in every gallon of water taken out of the thames.
a guy gets jailed for holding up a bookies with a vibrator and this fucking piece of shit gets to walk free again??????
this country is completly fucked up, if this was a regular nobody on the street they would have been banged up long ago. wish he would just OD and stop annoying us!
Can't he get drugs in jail? He needs help. #66 is right.
hey Gipper….. easy on the classification of 'snotty English cunts' - you obviously need to check the definition of this phrase out………. Pete Doherty is far from this!!!! no question he has some serious personal problems but in reality a lot of music geniuses usually do……… he's a geezer churning out quality tunes due to his immense talent, just hope he sorts the other stuff out before its too late
He's the genuine Artful Dodger! They can't put a boy like that in the cells.
HE WILL BE DEAD BY NEXT YEAR.
I was debating on whether he made a better "Artful Dodger or Fagin."
OLIVER TWISTed!
I wish he would have been arrested. If he doesn't get locked up NOW, he will dead within the next year. Sad that addiction is amusing by so many. It is a sad sad disease. I have watched loved ones die from it. I wish him the best and pray that one day he gets the help he so desperately needs.
Scum of the Earth
Wot a fucken LOSER this guy is
lololol drugs r practically legal here - NO1 goes to jail for doing drugs unless ur hardcore dealer - the whole of london is stoned and yeh hes doing too much but better then all ur girls not eating a thing and being stupidly obsessive bout appearance - LO0VE U PETE AND KATE!!!!!!
Britain should bring back the death penalty and get rid of scum like this playing with the law & tax payers money.
Headlines will read, "PETE DOHERTY FOUND DEAD IN HOTEL ROOM CAUSE OF DEATH SPEED BALL OVER DOSE"! LONG TIME OFF AND ON GIRL FRIEND KATE MOSS CALLED IT IN.
Stephanie says that she wants to know
Why she's given half her life, to people she hates now
Stephanie says when answering the phone
What country shall I say is calling from across the world
But she's not afraid to die, the people all call her Alaska
Between worlds so the people ask her ’cause it's all in her mind
It's all in her mind
Stephanie says that she wants to know
Why it is though she's the door She can't be the room
Stephanie says but doesn't hang up the phone
What sea shell she is calling from across the world
But she's not afraid to die, the people all cal her Alaska
Between worlds so the people ask her ’cause it's all in her mind
It's all in her mind
She asks you is it good or bad
It's such an icy feeling it's so cold in Alaska,
it's so cold in Alaska, it's so cold in Alaska