When Perez Met The Drunkst

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We were going through our emails from a while back and just came upon this gem!

The moment Perezzers met Kiki, at the SXSW music festival in Austin this past March.

Notice the cell phone extended towards the Drunkst, when a Perezcious reader asked Kirsten to take a picture of him and Perez. NOT her! She did. Ha ha ha ha

    Posted: Aug 21, 2007 at 10:36 am / Email this  »

    71 comments to “When Perez Met The Drunkst”

    1. gia says – reply to this


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      gorg

    2. a says – reply to this


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      burn!

    3. Barb says – reply to this


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      1

    4. erin says – reply to this


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      first

    5. Aussie says – reply to this


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      I think she's cute!

    6. cars;o says – reply to this


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      hahahaha

    7. Gwen says – reply to this


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      She probably went home and cried, Perez.

      Excellent!

    8. Candice says – reply to this


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      I was there! I was standing right behind them! It was awesome! CANT WAIT FOR SXSW 2008!!!

    9. Aussie says – reply to this


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      OK, this isn't so flattering, but have you seen her in the film "Wimbledon"? She's hot!

    10. dip me in cum says – reply to this


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      around first ?

    11. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


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      That' greaaaaaaaaaaat Perez. *YAWN*
      why don't you post something even more boring…like the mating habits of earthworms or something.

    12. jennie says – reply to this


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      first

    13. DRUNKST IS FUG says – reply to this


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      DRUNKST IS THE FUGLIEST WOMAN IN HOLLYWOOD

    14. LLOYD says – reply to this


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      1st?

    15. D says – reply to this


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      hA-AHA

    16. Em says – reply to this


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      So she was…polite…to you AND your fan.
      OMG, THAT BITCH!

    17. delivrygrl says – reply to this


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      Now thats funny!

    18. Jellybean says – reply to this


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      Who's the chump in the cap getting his jollies from scratching arse-crack?

    19. Ruby says – reply to this


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      priceless. haha

    20. Germ says – reply to this


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      Does anyone know why Perez hates her so much?? The guy in the middle is nerdtasticly cute!

    21. sarah says – reply to this


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      I love you perez, but you have to admit, kiki is kind of awesome for taking that picture. I love the drunkster!

    22. Agnacious says – reply to this


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      "The moment Perezzers met Kiki, at the SXSW music festival in Austin this past March."
      .
      That's not even a sentence. Learn how to write proper English. (or at least American).

    23. Nat says – reply to this


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      At least she's a down to earth girl, good for her, you should have more respect for her Perez she's normal and not a bloody wannabe like the rest of them…..

    24. LuLu says – reply to this


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      Perez…you look totally FAB with the pink hair! LOVE IT!!!!!!!

      LuLu

    25. LuLu says – reply to this


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      Perez….you look FAB with the Pink Hair!

      LuLu

    26. killallfags says – reply to this


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      leave dunst alone you fags, she's too hot

    27. Trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


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      Drunk or not.. I still love ha'ass She is dumb and ugly but I like her…

    28. Absolut Dirtbag says – reply to this


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      Hahahaha. I remember that shit. Comedy gold.

    29. Kevin says – reply to this


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      That's really sad, the bit about Perez trying to act as if he were a bigger star than Kristen.

      Soo soo soo sad.

    30. ashley says – reply to this


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      hahahahahhahaa…..fucking HIGHlarious!!!!!!!

    31. Aussie says – reply to this


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      Well, Perez is great and I like Kirsten too, so up yours yawl!

    32. pereapea says – reply to this


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      wmcn!? rad

    33. tonyinabox says – reply to this


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      haha cute

    34. michael says – reply to this


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      maybe now you'll stop talking crap about her. you jerk.

    35. Eliann says – reply to this


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      Well, I think that was very nice of her!! Don't make fun!!

    36. Deej says – reply to this


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      The guy in the middle is a cutey!

    37. NancyBoy says – reply to this


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      Drunkst has got to be almost but not quite as atrocious looking as Rumer Willis. It's such a shame how movie stars nowadays are so frightfully common, not special at all, and look like any cooze you'd see walking the streets.

    38. Jake says – reply to this


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      Lavendeira is a dork.

    39. stacey says – reply to this


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      hayden panettiere is a bitch!! im a blond and most of my friends have browne hair and that really effends me!!! i am a blond and i'll admit it im not eggsactly the smartest girl in my class!!! tho i dont like it when peeple think blonds r dum

    40. stacey says – reply to this


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      hayden panettiere is a bitch!! im a blond and most of my friends have browne hair and that really effends me!!! i am a blond and i'll admit it im not eggsactly the smartest girl in my class!!! tho i dont like it when peeple think blonds r dum

    41. honeybee says – reply to this


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      kiki is adorable!

    42. our time says – reply to this


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      www.macalester.edu/wmcn

    43. heather says – reply to this


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      and 5 minutes later she tried to get back into stubbs saying dont you know who i am, and we said we dont care if youre not on the list youre not getting in. shes a bitch!

    44. Amber G says – reply to this


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      Holy Shit I know the tall guy with the hat! I worked with him in Eagan Minnesota at this shithole job. He is the GM of the Macalester College Radio Station in St. Paul! Hey man!

    45. psychologirl says – reply to this


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      Did Drunkst show her scary fangs to you, Perez?

      I love the pink in your shirt.

      Wanna go straight and we'll suck each others' nipples?

    46. joni says – reply to this


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      Perez, Perez. KIRSTEN was the first to offer to take the pic, and you know it! She loves you. You should really start paying respect to those who pay it to you!

    47. Blanche DuBois says – reply to this


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      I cannot hate this girl. I don't understand why you devote so much energy to hating her either. As far as I'm concerned she is one of the "cooler" chicks in hollywood, a la not Jessica or Lindsay or Paris or Nicole or any of those other "young hollywood" cunts. This site is becoming quite trite.

    48. jjb says – reply to this


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      your pink hair is so cute!

    49. Miss Luciee Loo says – reply to this


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      awwe.
      perez is so darn cute.
      i love me some perez!!

    50. kimmie says – reply to this


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      Hey, I know whose holding that cell phone. JP you freakin' rock my face off. =*

    51. Perez Gets Payola says – reply to this


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      pretty good pic except for that fag looking pink haired queer gaying it all up

    52. me says – reply to this


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      this is funny because….. Sounds like Dunst is secure in her career and identity. Lets look at the photo for a second. Secure grown men don't dye their hair pink and talk about themselves all the time. So she was nice to you and nice to your fan. God she's a bitch

    53. COCOABLISS says – reply to this


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      FUUUUUUNNNY!!!

    54. thevillagejoke says – reply to this


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      i love her.
      she has real talent.
      unlike you perez.
      she's a fabulous actress.

    55. karate says – reply to this


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      i know the guy who's face is on that t-shirt. it's chris lyons a.k.a. gene defcon/otto mattik.

    56. Tom says – reply to this


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      Well she can't win. If she didn't take the picture you would have called her a bitch. Since she did you make her out to be a loser.

    57. yikes says – reply to this


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      lmao priceless!

    58. mia says – reply to this


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      OUCH!!!

    59. korn says – reply to this


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      is that even necessary? not think so…

    60. steve says – reply to this


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      I was at SXSW this year and had VIP at the stooges show at Stubbs on that Saturday night and was up on the balcony and Drunkst was there with her friend(girl in photo) and the drummer from smashing pumpkins. I happened to be right behind them in line at the bar at one point and since I had the hookup and wasn't paying for drinks I "bought" them a round and introduced myself, pretending not to know who she was. She isn't very cute close up.
      -steve

    61. Jenny D says – reply to this


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      That is funny!

    62. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


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      I know very little about this girl but apparently she has a decent sense of humor and doesn't take herself too seriously. I think that is pretty cool. She could have just bitch slapped you P and nobody would have blamed her.

    63. mamamarisa says – reply to this


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      Why does everybody hate her?
      Is it because she doesnt wear a pound of make up?
      Is it because she doesnt dress the in trend?
      Mabey because she doesnt look a slut?
      I think shes pretty and I could be friends w/ her.
      She was the one who started wearing those little glasses!
      You know the ones?
      The ones that LC wears and all the other preppy lame ass girls!

    64. jammijam says – reply to this


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      Kiki's little brunette friend is way cute!!!

    65. jackie says – reply to this


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      that girl in the middle looks drunk off her ass

    66. gem says – reply to this


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      what's the big deal with the kid in the middle with the rat haircut, i feel as though this is the start of some gawker investigation/obsession, and we all know what that leads to

    67. asiannnnnnn says – reply to this


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      is it creepy that i can tell exactly where you are downtown. i know my city too well.
      i however make an excellent host for friends hwen they come to town.
      i hope you did austin right when you came perezzerzzzzzzzz. it's pretty awesome here.
      definetly remember getting the late night phone call "come to the vice party kirsten dunst is here we are stalking her". uhhhhhh "sorry i was asleep. i am going back to bed?"

    68. IRS says – reply to this


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      perez you suck; you won't post my message. You are a phony. I will not visit your sight again. There are other gossip sites. You can dish it but you can't take it.

    69. smurfette says – reply to this


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      the chick in the yellow is a hottie

    70. mcnama says – reply to this


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      wow..that must make you feel great! what high self esteem you have!

    71. photocredit says – reply to this


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      yay! i took that pic. there are a couple more, too–one of kiki actually taking the pic with the cell phone. this was really awkward, but a well-handled and amicable meeting. i couldn't believe my luck running into perez on red river just seconds before kiki walked up…she is a nice girl who can take all the shit from perez.
      but yeah! that is gene defcon on our college radio t-shirts. listen to the jamz online: www.macalester.edu/wmcn