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A Legend In His Own Mind

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Crisco Adler has big balls. Literally!

The wannabe rocker gave this fabulously pompous quote to the NY Observer:

“Most people in the world only know me as Mischa’s ex-boyfriend. And before that as Rod Stewart’s daughter's fiance - which is false by the way - and before that as Lou Adler’s son in the band with Roy Orbison’s son, but under all the bullshit I’m just like everyone else searching for my own personal legend."

You don't have to search for your legend, Crisco. It found you.

Your balls will live forever!!!

[Image via Dark Room Demons.]

    Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 1:30 pm / Email this  »
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    68 comments to “A Legend In His Own Mind”

    1. Hannahk says – reply to this


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      ok really… whatever

    2. Sara says – reply to this


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      Why is he so popular?

      He's nasty!

    3. kaitlin says – reply to this


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      first :D

    4. PJ says – reply to this


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      THIS DUDE IS REALLY A FREAK!!!!

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    5. Candace says – reply to this


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      Ahahaha ohhh I love that picture

    6. M says – reply to this


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      Perez! I just love ya baby! Te Amo! Cisco has the biggest balls I've ever seen. If I had run into those for my first time, I would have turned lezzy.

    7. ADVERTISING "GURU" says – reply to this


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      .

      SO YOU ARE,

      AFTER ALL

      STILL TAKING MANN CUNTLER'S ADVEDRTISING MONEY

      WHY?

      YOU CAN AFFORD NOT TO

      SANGREGORDO

      VERY DISSAPOINTED

      ./

    8. who? says – reply to this


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      wat?

    9. Maggie says – reply to this


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      I like him as a musician-his balls don't hurt either.

    10. Jess says – reply to this


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      ughh who?

    11. eb says – reply to this


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      If sure helps when daddy is famous, Crisco!!! I am also looking for my "own personal legend", unfortunately, my daddy is is not a celebrity. Just plain and simple.

    12. Suz says – reply to this


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      those balls will live forever, disturbing the world over and over again

    13. e-girl says – reply to this


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      yeah who is he again?

    14. chelseaaaaa says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwz

    15. nuwhitney says – reply to this


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      i still think those balls were photoshopped

    16. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Seriously, why *is* he famous? Gross.

    17. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      I like Crisco, its makes fried chicken
      taste much better than using lard.
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    18. www.best-damn-blog.blogspot.com says – reply to this


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    20. Genevieve says – reply to this


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      He looks like a cleaner Justin Bobby.

    21. Gonzo says – reply to this


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      I bet he is referring to his "Personal Legend" as defined by Paulo Coelho in "The Alchemist". maybe not though, he seems like a total idiot to me. Also, has anyone seen that vh1 show? i gagged on first sight

    22. Peggy Wanker says – reply to this


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      Great big balls of fire that guy is a tool.

    23. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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      You know, he's been a very good sport about that personal photo, where many others would have been furious or litigious. That demonstrates composure, courage, and a ribald sense of humour. He seems like a cool guy to get to know, attributes aside…

    24. gonzo says – reply to this


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      i bet he is referring to "personal legend" as in Paulo Coelho's "The Alchemist"…..at least i hope he is, he cant be stupid enough to refer to both himself and rod stewart in one sentence but use the term 'legend' in refernce to himself

    25. noemii says – reply to this


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      lol..and he is?

    26. jennzz says – reply to this


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      ewww ewwww iccckyyyyyy acck!!

    27. boo says – reply to this


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      Why is he even on here? Besides dating some famous hos it doesn't seem he has really done anything. BORING.

    28. missmay says – reply to this


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      this guy is the biggest tool ever. he's a shame to the l.a. music scene.

    29. SURFER BOY says – reply to this


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      His legend is he gets to bang girls that are much. much hotter then he is because he has a big dick and those balls. He must be banging all of these hollywood sluts after that picture came out. His parents must be so proud.

    30. missmay says – reply to this


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      oh and he would like you to think his band is huge out here in l.a. and he can barely get a gig at the whiskey. he's just a rich kid who got a show on vh1 because of his daddy.

    31. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


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      legend…yeah um ok. i LOVE balls and even I wouldn't suck on those big tasties. but i would hold/fondle them

    32. TRACY says – reply to this


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      SO SO TRUE!!

    33. Carrie452 says – reply to this


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      Ah-freakin-men! I hate that greaseball. Well said Perez.

    34. ilona rose says – reply to this


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      Well, I finally found out who he was the other day, by accident…I was cruising thru the channels on TV when I saw him on a show on VH1 or MTV…A show about a band…OMG…I was shocked….Not only by how terrible of a singer he was….Not only by how funny he talks…Not only by what a dork he was….So egotistical…But how could these young starlet types go for him….No question they can do better…It cant be a fixation on those giant balls of his…Could it? I cant imagine what it is ’cause he kind of grossed me out…What an ass….
      xox, ilona rose
      P.S. I figured his Dad was someone famous…How else would he be where he is…Living in that big house…Hanging with the Hollywood set…

    35. reality-check says – reply to this


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      How come all the no tallent "look at me" people name drop and think that makes them look good. looks like a young ron jeremy seperated at birth

    36. dagnabit says – reply to this


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      He is so disgusting. I don't get how these women slept…Ewwww.

      " Rod Stewart’s daughter’s fiance - which is false by the way" Huh?

    37. Lynsey says – reply to this


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      No kidding. Those balls are freakishly massive!

    38. LV says – reply to this


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      Separated at birth: Sisco Adler and Justin Bobby from the Hills!!!

    39. Traci Lords says – reply to this


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      hes lukcy his dad produced "Up in Smoke" without that he would just be another stoner living in North Hollywood.

    40. Martin says – reply to this


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      Yea, Perez… why are you helping this guy get even more popular. Crisco Adler and his balls can go to hell.

    41. Mr. Mike says – reply to this


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      …if any of you ever read "the alchemist", you would know what he was talking about. It was actually a pretty intelligent comment and not self-absorbed at all. Get educated.

    42. skeeter says – reply to this


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      I still don't know who this ugly fucker is!

    43. Miss Rich Bitch says – reply to this


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      Wtf, I hate that guy. He needs to bathe and get his hair cut, then kill himself shortly after.

    44. Calamity Pain says – reply to this


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      Let's see how cocky he is when he loses that hair and looks like Gallagher.

    45. leah says – reply to this


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      ALL POTATOES NO MEAT!
      I still do not know who he is what he does, he looks like a greaseball piece of white trash.

    46. Playaluvr says – reply to this


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      Where can I get the pic of his balls that everyone talks about? I wanna see, I wanna see! Perez, please repost the pic or let me know where I can find it!!!!

    47. Christine says – reply to this


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      Most people in the world only know me … In the world!!! That's right asshole. You should be glad some people even know your name and are willing to take your greasy picture as your "ridin' the coattails". I personally don't know who the fuck you are.

    48. Dre D says – reply to this


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      He looks like that idiot from The Hills!

    49. lauren says – reply to this


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      um…..who is that?hes ugly and slutty.skankslutwhorebag!

    50. Emily says – reply to this


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      He looks like Audrina from the Hills boyfriend Justin Bobby

    51. allen says – reply to this


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      lol… I though that was Adam Sandler goofing around….

    52. m says – reply to this


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      he's creepy.

    53. Kellie says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck is this guy?

    54. SUSIE says – reply to this


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      LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    55. terielee says – reply to this


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      He is a legend in his own pants

    56. Jess says – reply to this


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      Every time I see this guy he reminds me of Jodie Foster's pimp (Sport I think his name was?) in the movie Taxi Driver….yuck

    57. BJB says – reply to this


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      I think that pic of his balls was photo shopped.

    58. mals says – reply to this


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      dude… he doesn't even have an entry on wikipedia. And he thinks he's important?!

    59. celestial says – reply to this


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      HE'S SO DISGUSTING!!!!!!! What was Mischa thinking, seriously??? UGH he's totally vomit worthy…..

    60. mee says – reply to this


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      still tom green

    61. katie says – reply to this


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      he is funny

    62. Producer Egan says – reply to this


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      Whatever, Cicsco's FU&*in cool. I produced a music video for Whitestarr's first single off thier new album BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL…we practically shot a porno in a tiny Malibu Motel check it out: youtube.com/phanaticfilmsdotcom

    63. andy says – reply to this


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      Everybody should watch the Rock Life on VH1 its funny.

    64. Harry Robbins says – reply to this


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      I saw the Beverly Hills Hotel music-video. It's hot, man.

    65. Mona says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA Great add on Perez!!!!! Perfect

    66. Bri says – reply to this


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      I saw him DJ at Blue Martinis in Orlando Florida this past Monday and he SUCKED!!!! Crap music all night.

    67. KELLY says – reply to this


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      I LOVE HIS MUSIC AND HE IS HOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    68. Finz729 says – reply to this


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      Does he mean he's just like every one else as in . . . he doesn't have any talent either???
      Tried watching that VH1 show. The whole band sucks! Dude, you inherited a mother load. Sit back and fucking tan the rest of your life. Your band sucks and they all look like they escaped from wherever that book Where the Wild Things Are took place!