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"Bears eat man at beer festival"

The drunk idiot went inside the bear cage at the zoo! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Bears eat man at beer festival

- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

    Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 10:36 am / Email this  »

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    1. Alex says – reply to this


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      I love serbia.

    2. alex says – reply to this


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      Ha. I love serbia.

    3. Vic says – reply to this


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      idiot

    4. kAt says – reply to this


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      firstttttttttttt

    5. brandon says – reply to this


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      you can all still eat my turds!!!!

    6. marcy says – reply to this


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      yesterday's news

    7. nick says – reply to this


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      firssssttttttttttttttt

    8. ChrisTineG says – reply to this


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      Really an idiot. How stupid!!!

    9. rachel says – reply to this


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      amazing.

    10. Emma says – reply to this


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      hahahaha

    11. marcy says – reply to this


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      yesterday's news.

    12. brandon says – reply to this


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      this bear sat on his moms face.

    13. Al Koholic says – reply to this


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      DAYYYUUUUM!!! A frosty cold beer sounds really awesome right about now.

    14. say says – reply to this


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      1stttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt bitches

    15. Sharon says – reply to this


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      Why on earth was there a beer festival at a zoo?!?

    16. Anna says – reply to this


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      hahaha

    17. Katie says – reply to this


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      1st—-HOLLA

    18. Honey says – reply to this


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      heh, where's the gossip?

    19. big d says – reply to this


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      first bitches…

    20. Bella says – reply to this


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      that is awful! the zoo keepers MUST accept some responsibility in this…why was the cage accessible…this kid was drunk…now because of that and the stupidity of youth he's dead? i don't get the joke…

    21. ma says – reply to this


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      What a dumbass!!!

    22. Steve says – reply to this


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      Well, food marinated in beer is pretty tasty…beer-battered shrimp, beer-battered chicken and now, beer-battered moron. I guess bears have caught on. We're doomed.

    23. joss says – reply to this


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      WHAT A MORON

    24. aleshia says – reply to this


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      WTF!!!! u kinda feel bad but what in the hell was he thinking (wanted 2 play i guess)!!!

    25. Kandy says – reply to this


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      Why were there bears at a beer festival? drinking=bad news

      *ahem 1st

    26. SiSi says – reply to this


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      He got what he deserved! One less idiot out of the gene pool!

    27. Kaz says – reply to this


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      At least he didn't fuck it. If I hear of another ruptured rectum/internal bleeding death story i'll heave.

    28. Ambrosia says – reply to this


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      what kind of zoo has a beer festival? thats really weird.

    29. SAVE LILA says – reply to this


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      SAVE LILA
      SAVE LILA
      SAVE LILA
      SAVE LILA
      SAVE LILA
      SAVE LILA
      SAVE LILA
      SAVE LILA
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    30. random girl says – reply to this


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      I hope they didn't shoot the bear!

    31. Blerb says – reply to this


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      I want a pet bear

    32. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      The Hilton sisters weren't at this party were they? Sorry I shouldn't joke around…

    33. Belgrader says – reply to this


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      Well, let me first say I LOVE PEREZ!
      And a little explanation, the festival wasn't held as the zoo!!! It was held nearby but this poor guy climbed the wall of the zoo, and fell of it.
      A terrible story!

    34. Mattieeee says – reply to this


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      O N E L E S S he wants to be One Less, One Less!… I bet that guy had cervical cancer… idiot

    35. Lori says – reply to this


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      Idiot. He must have had a -1/3 of a brain. And MAYBE, that the beer festival was somewhere else, and then the moron decided to leave and go to the zoo, climb up the fence and then get eaten alive?? MAYBE?!

    36. Chels says – reply to this


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      Thats horrible… ONly an diot or a drunk would do it or hey both! imagine what the bears were put through by drunks before he decided to go in? throwing stuff .. god people are assholes

    37. Ry says – reply to this


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      Perez- puh lease catch up, that was so yesterday's news for those of us that check CNN.com then come to perezhilton.com - we already saw this… CATCH UP!

    38. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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      Poor bears probably have indigestion! And I'm sure some fucking idiots will blame the animals or the Zoo for this rather than the stupid asshole who did it to himself. People should accept responsiblity for their actions! The only sympathy I have is for the bears.

    39. crystalsweet says – reply to this


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      Oh my gosh!! wHAT THE!@##@!!@@#

    40. Eliann says – reply to this


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      wow, you can't make that kinda shit up…that is so weird!

    41. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


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      Charles Darwin in action.

    42. jeb says – reply to this


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      it's eastern europe people- has anyone considered that he wasn't put there of his own free will…

    43. TBaby says – reply to this


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      Umm…….why would u have a BEER FESTIVAL at A ZOO? Drunk people and wild animals are NEVER a good mix.

    44. Toothy Tile says – reply to this


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      Perez is completely irrelevant. He can't even break stories that were picked up DAYS AGO by the ASSOCIATED FRIGGIN' PRESS.

    45. Go Croatia! says – reply to this


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      Serbia sucks.

    46. Adrienne says – reply to this


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      Even if i was drunk or drugged.. i'd have enough knowledge to know that skipping into a bear cage isn't a good idea!

    47. Adrienne says – reply to this


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      HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA..thats kinda sad to tho.. once u think about it..

    48. stefany says – reply to this


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      i love these stories! omg!

    49. KittyCat says – reply to this


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      what an idiot! he totally deserved that!

    50. ally k says – reply to this


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      stupid mo fo just like animals get slaughtered for no good reason, this dumb fk got his i have no sympathy for aholes who look at live caged animals . it needs to be OUTLAWED. they are called wild for a reason leave them be

    51. stefany says – reply to this


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      i feel sorry for the bears for getting phones, bricks, and beer cans thrown at them!

    52. dora,greece says – reply to this


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      "the drunk idiot went inside the bear cage at the zoo"
      you said it all Perez,i think that after your comment there's nothing else to be said.

    53. laura says – reply to this


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      that sucks. was he by himself? where were his friends?

    54. no comment says – reply to this


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      this actually happened a few years ago,to some kid[11-12],who climbed into the polar bear exibit, at an NYC zoo. they had to kill the bear to retrive the remains.

    55. D. says – reply to this


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      he was born with wolves and bears, and if you start shooting at the animals, of course someone could get hurt. of course the human first.

    56. Go Serbia!!! says – reply to this


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      CROATIA SUCKS ASS

    57. loveless says – reply to this


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      this is old . ebaumsworld.com is better for weird news…

    58. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Paris Hilton should hop right into that cage, great photo Op

    59. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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      He was naked and half-eaten, yet his clothes were intact nearby. Sounds to me like self-defense for the bears.

    60. MaryJane says – reply to this


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      Why would they have the beer fest in or even remotely near a damn f*ckin zoo??!!

    61. Julie is laughing really hard says – reply to this


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      Wooohoo Beer Festival! Ah man that sucks! why was he naked? oh wait it was BEER FEST! hahahahahahahahaha

    62. MADISON says – reply to this


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      ha!

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    63. skg says – reply to this


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      Bare fest? Bear Feast? Beer Fest? I'm so CONFUSED! Darwin wins AGAIN!!!

    64. erica says – reply to this


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      this is so fucked!not for that stupid drunk asshole-but the poor bear!locked in a cage getting shit thrown at him…what a great life.

    65. chantal says – reply to this


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      god that's terrible

    66. Lenny says – reply to this


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      OMG! That's awfull! I went to Serbia this year, and I must say that Serbia is truly AMAZING!!! But, poor guy, that's so sad what happened to him!

    67. Texasgirl says – reply to this


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      Good Lord.. obviously someone has issues Perez… well although she has no comment.. i'm thinking when Christina was sick.. she lost the baby… she doesn't look preggers to me anymore

    68. Anja says – reply to this


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      The place where Beer fest was held is very near the Belegrade zoo, and the bear cage didn't have a roof so he fell in it from the wall of the fortress…I'm from Serbia and it's sad that we are only mentioned in the media when something bad happens………

    69. redhot54 says – reply to this


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      Uh oh! Stephen Colbert has ThreatDown material. Expect that to come up soon.

    70. Bears Fan says – reply to this


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      Was he wearing a COLTS jersey?????

    71. Mrs. Sparling says – reply to this


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      IDIOT!

    72. Caitlyn says – reply to this


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      You seriously have to be a retard to jump into the bear cage naked.!!!!

    73. PETA says – reply to this


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      One less jackass to harass animals, BEAR DOWN!!!!!!!

    74. HaHaHa says – reply to this


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      I think he's definantly a Darwin Award Canidate.. I mean, drunk or not, what pistons are not firing to make you decide to go into a bear cage? Its sad that someone had to die, but shouldnt we be relieved that he's no longer in the gene pool.. I'm Serbian, and I have done stupid things, but I am not that stupid. Paris is visiting the wrong country over there..

    75. Heather says – reply to this


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      darwin…

    76. andrea says – reply to this


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      wtf! he was probably throwing all the sh** at the bears.

    77. andrea says – reply to this


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      wtf! he was probably throwing all that sh** at the bears.

    78. Marshal says – reply to this


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      Ugly Betty is actually pretty hot… I'ld hit it.

    79. MolliebGood47 says – reply to this


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      Why o why would he get naked (clothes lying intact inside the cage). What was he going to do?????????????/

    80. magentapyramid says – reply to this


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      Hmmmmmmmmmmmm……… sounds totally like foul play to me……….

    81. Serbian says – reply to this


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      croatia sucks… definitely not serbia. thats all i have to say.
      and fuck you guys, he was drunk and climbed a wall, it was just bad wall choice.
      go serbia.

    82. nikki says – reply to this


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      This was on CNN a week ago Perez.

    83. dilajt says – reply to this


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      not cool perez… not cool…

    84. mia says – reply to this


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      what an idiot. at least the bears had a semi-nice lunch.

    85. LifeInTheFabLane.com says – reply to this


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      Why are they holding a beer festival in a zoo?????

    86. Katherine says – reply to this


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      I think the guy eaten by the bear must have been bumping his best friends girl. Looks to me like he was put in the cage by someone else!

    87. TamaraSt says – reply to this


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      The festival wasn't at the Zoo but nearby. He jumped in from a wall.

    88. Emelie says – reply to this


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      I think this is a really tragic story.. the death of a 23 year old (YOUNG) guy making a terrible mistake witch caused his life.. I can't laugh at this nor find it ok to call him an idiot. What if this as your brother or your friend? Come on now people.. show some respect and think before you speak.

      R.I.P

    89. Emelie says – reply to this


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      I find this extremely tragic.. I can't laugh at this nor find it ok to call him an idiot. It's all just a very tragic story. What if he was your friend or brother? You people should show some respect and think before you speak. None of us has the right to judge or make fun of his death. We know nothing.

      R.I.P

    90. Sabina says – reply to this


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      It's called a SERBIAN RULLET.People get naked and run around the cages.
      It's just this time someone fell in them,because he was drunk.That's it.

    91. Bec Australia says – reply to this


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      you think thats bad I got tricked into watching this sick camera footage of a man getting eaten by a lion…. If you have lime wire… keyword: faces of death…..then look for the footage of 'man gets eaten by lion'. It will seriously stop you from eating meat for week!!

    92. Sicko says – reply to this


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      Oh my god I have seen that footage its so fucking good. I have a dam good wank just watching it

    93. Perez is a fat poofter kunt says – reply to this


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      Sick!!! Stupid guy, people go shooting and poaching for fun…..well there is a lesson to be learnt out of this.

      p.s paris hilton is a dirty rooster

    94. jasambre says – reply to this


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      not funny at all! the post mortem showed that he was still alive after he felt in to the cage and attacked by bears…

      there are rumours that he was killed by some sect/cult, as he was very drunk to take off his clothes and clime on the wall above the cage…

    95. Lolita says – reply to this


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      He did not jump. He was pushed. Get your facts straight. You are all idiots.

    96. Mimi says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry, but come on, these people should have left the bears alone. Clearly people were throwing things at the bears and no one should have been fooling around close enough that they could have fallen or been pushed in. I feel bad for the bears and the zoo, because I know some how they going to blamed for this terrible accident that could have easliy been avoided.

    97. serbianpride says – reply to this


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      fuck croatia.

    98. curiousboy says – reply to this


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      …natural selection…Darwin was right!

    99. nicole says – reply to this


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      holy fucking crapp…. a guy go eaten buy a fucking beerr.. or beers.. holy shit
      thATS RETARTED

    100. momma says – reply to this


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      whatta friggin fool!!! how stupid can u get??!!!

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