Not Sperminated

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There will be no shotgun wedding for Jenna Bush.

Despite rampant speculation in D.C. that the presidential daughter is preggers, a rep for First Lady Laura Bush is denying any pregnancy talk.

Jenna is not with child and the rep calls the shotgun wedding rumors "absurd."

The president's daughter got engaged to long time boyfriend Henry Hager last week.

No wedding date is set.

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm / Email this »

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amber says – reply to this

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haha
amber says – reply to this

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I dont care she sux!!!
Tony says – reply to this

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wow
ROLLTIDE2 says – reply to this

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First bitches…..
first says – reply to this

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first
Hannah says – reply to this

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really this…is…news? who the fuck cares!!!
lovedubbya says – reply to this

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oh putting devil horns on bush. how creative. thats never been done before……whatever man
Perez Lover says – reply to this

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Great; now she doesn't have any excuse not to be in Iraq fighting her Daddy's war!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I'm sorry, I forgot that's for OTHER people's sons and daughters to do!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia says – reply to this

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Damn.
pollypocket says – reply to this

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i love bush.
n says – reply to this

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too young to get married
MOM says – reply to this

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She could fly anywhere or a doctor could VISIT her AND help the rumors get squashed! SPLAT!!!! in a bucket… wouldn't be the first in the White House.
Peggy Wanker says – reply to this

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Take shots at the Prez, he is fair game and makes it very easy but curb the nastiness about her. Really, what bad thing did she ever do?
drew says – reply to this

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president bush is not the type to have a shotgun wedding. im sure he'd actually encourage pre-marital sex. of course, he'd first have to find out what pre-marital sex means. it doesnt matter. i love him anyway.
Goat Botherer says – reply to this

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I can't believe that she and her sister are twins. The other one is ugly as fuck!
ERIN says – reply to this

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no crap some stupid democrat made that up and she doesn't suck she's totally normal stop getting your stupid liberal wires crossed!
Perez Lover says – reply to this

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Waaaahh….obviously Ms. Wanker you don't have any relatives in this mess over in Iraq. Those of us who do have a problem with Miss Pretty Bush girl having a nice little wedding! Kids are dying and we have to hear about this spoiled brat's wedding plans? Who give's a rat's ass???????????????
Melissa says – reply to this

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Yeah, there was enough time to get an abortion. I seriously wouldnt doubt it.
G Wiz says – reply to this

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She's pretty hot.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Yeah, I'm sure she got an abortion. It seriously wouldn't surprise me.
lizzyboo says – reply to this

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she's fair game as far as i'm concerned. when you become prez, you put your whole family out there. Plus, if she can make a fool out of herself (ummm.. underage drinking, fake id, etc), then we can make a fun of her too. stop being so fucking uptight people.
jego says – reply to this

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bah, not interesting
Christine says – reply to this

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Either they get married soon and the baby will be premature (wink, wink), or W insisted on an abortion…. can't taint the Bush family honor… you little whore! Either way, W would never let anything tarnish his already shitty image!
madeline says – reply to this

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I hope she got an abortion!!! that would ROCK
FURBY says – reply to this

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I like how you posted a pic of Jenna represting the evil sign. Another masonic fucking reptile.
Pervert215 says – reply to this

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Sounds like someone had an Abortion. That's a no no for a neo-con
Perez Lover says – reply to this

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"Tarnish his image"? Wouldn't that be like polishing a turd at this point??!!
E Sweet says – reply to this

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The Bushes should do everyone a favor and kill their gene pool.
Peggy Wanker says – reply to this

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#18 Perez Lover. Wrong, dumb ass. I'm in the naval reserve. I've only served stateside but that could change. I knew that when I signed up. I didn't vote for the man and I'm not a fan of his foreign policy but his daughter has nothing to do with anything. Announcing an engagement is what nearly every faction of society does and is nothing to get angry about. And, that is Lt. Wanker to you.
Redhead says – reply to this

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Thank god her daddy didn't succeed in eliminating safe and legal abortions in the US.
heyyall says – reply to this

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um guys, it's not the 1950s. There is this little thing called "birth control", that is like 99% affective as long as you are not a complete tard and remember to take it daily. Trust me, it works.
Perez Lover says – reply to this

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Hey Wanker; WANK THIS!!!!
chimpsmirk says – reply to this

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HMMM… a denial from the Bush White House. That seems plausible.
Peggy Wanker says – reply to this

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#31 - You need to have your medication adjusted. Neocon? That is one name I've never been called before. Actually, I remember when Saturday Night Live constantly made fun of Chelsea when she was a teenager and thought it was very cruel. I still think she handles herself very well so I have no idea what the fuck you're rambling about. P.S. You misspelled both Indiana and Tikrit as well as Peggy. ha ha
Peggy Wanker says – reply to this

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Perez Lover: That's all you could come up with? It looks like No Child Left Behind is tragically failing. You won't get that, but I had to write it anyway.
nadine says – reply to this

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bitch probably got an abortion
COCO says – reply to this

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You put in your web that she may be pregnant, at least you have now the decency to give us an up date on that lied.

That's what I love you Perecito. And to all the rest of liberals biggots who wrotte terrible things about Jenna, you are a bunch of losers, and that's what you do best….LOSE!
jj says – reply to this

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she probably was pregnant and bush was like you need to be married first so you must have an abortion…
Julie is laughing says – reply to this

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Yeah right just like THERE WERE weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION In Iraq Right? She is so got a bun in the oven! HAHAHAHAHA! who Trust what the President or his smoking wife says?? Raise ur hand!
Valtrex says – reply to this

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LOL Peggy Wanker. I bet no one posting here even gets your name.
pj says – reply to this

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So?
sarah says – reply to this

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143 bush family!!!
woot woot love geogre laura AND the twins!
idiotas says – reply to this

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opinions are like assholes, everybody has one-except some have been stretched out and fisted too much. Thank you for your time.
love the UK says – reply to this

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# 42 FYI you don't need to be from the UK to know what having a good wank is!!
justjak says – reply to this

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EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE BUSH KLAN IS A DISPICABLE PIG, AND THEY TELL NOTHING BUT LIES. LAURA IS JUST AS BAD AS GEORGE…PROBABLY WORSE SINCE SHE ISN'T RETARDED LIKE HE IS, SO I'M SURE THEIR LITTLE SPAWN IS A SLUT AND PREGNANT.
now that is ugly says – reply to this

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Please, if you looked up the word ugly in the dictionary you would see a picture of Chelsea Clinton.
Valtrex says – reply to this

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#47–not about Wank, about the whole name. If you are from the UK you probably wouldn't know. It's a name from an old American sitcom.
Max Sawdust! says – reply to this

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Dear all liberal kooks, I have gathered a few "Quotes" from some of your heroes. Please remember when reading these.

Liberal = Somone so open minded their brain has actually fallen out.

"One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line."
President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998.

"Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."
Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998.

"Hussein has … chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies."
Madeline Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999.

"[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs."

Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998.

"We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country."
Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002.

"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction."
Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002.

"In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons."
Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002

Now The Democrats / Liberal kooks say President Bush lied ( Although it started WAY before he had ANY influence on the White House while Billy "Blow the balls" Clinton still ran the shop), That there weere never any WMD'S.And GWB took us to war for his oil pals?

And you liberal folks with ABSOLUTELY NO MEMORIES OF ANYTHING Pre-GWB DON'T think your suffering from a mental illness?

Max Sawdust!
Cosmic Princess says – reply to this

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Perhaps she doesn't have a bump - BUT I guarantee this big stunt is all for A BUMP IN HIS APPROVAL RATINGS!!! Anything to detract from the unspeakable job he has done on this country - and the entire world… anything to detract from the thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis who have died at his hand.

God bless the America we will be again.
Lala Bush says – reply to this

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This is Lala Bush. George and I are very hurt and upset by these rumors that have taken root on the internets that our darling Jenna is pregnant. Our little babies were raised in a loving home, why George even took them to the Chastity Balls were they pledged themselves only for daddy. Please stop with these viscious lies, Jenna is not expecting. I've asked her and she's promised me that she is still a virgin and only does anal. I hope this clears things up. Thank you and have a blessed day.
UTfan says – reply to this

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Furbur, the devil sign she is flashing is really the "Hook 'em Horns" sign for the University of Texas. See, she's not really evil.
Redhead says – reply to this

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Lala…thank you so much for clearing things up. LOL!
Marissa says – reply to this

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lol. she is shitteous. Weddings are expensive. Buy a pair of eyeglasses.
Max Sawdust! says – reply to this

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Dear Justjak-
___________________________________________________________

“One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line.”
President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998.
___________________________________________________________

“We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.”
Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002.
___________________________________________________________

GWB Just had the balls to do something OVERT about it. Not just sanction people to death like Ol' Billy.

Liberal = Someone so open minded their brain has actually fallen out

Max Sawdust!
M. says – reply to this

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CONSPIRACY CORNER > ABORTION!!!!
CHOICES says – reply to this

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I guess they are not as pro life as they would like for us to believe
karmacake says – reply to this

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thank god. I don't think the world is ready that family to spawn.

Idiocracy anyone?
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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Why would they announce an engagement then? Wouldn't they just have an abortion in the first place? These abortion conspiracy posts are really quite silly.
Yuck says – reply to this

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Good. This whole nation is better off if the Bush family does not breed.
things says – reply to this

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Of course she isn't sperminated…she proably had an abortion much like her tramp mother. BUt really…who care!?!?!?!
pollypocket says – reply to this

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PerezLover….yes, there are men and women dying over in Iraq but I don't see what that has to do with a family announcing the engagement of their daughter. Also, you're on a gossip site. That's what they do here…discuss useless things that don't really matter. If you're that worried about it, do something more useful with your time.

idge.
Max Sawdust! says – reply to this

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Dear - Yaypervez - The only problem I can see with your "Quotes" is that there are no actual Dates or responsible parties listed. So basically ..you made those up =/, for all intents and purposes until you can provide a bit more info.

________________________________________________________________

As I stated you liberals have VERY VERY poor memories when it comes to ANYTHING pre-GWB. I always wonder why, could it be that your idols Billy "Blow the balls" Clinton and his sidekick MR. "The Sky is Falling" Gore.
Killed more human beings than ALL nuclear weapons AND Chemical weapons in history? Not to mention sold our Nuclear secrets to china, and sold our oil reserves to "Sky is Falling's" Daddy? And then released a WHOLE bunch of cocaine dealers, and money launderers?

Just wondering…..

Max Sawdust!
JUSTJAK says – reply to this

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Hey Max Sawdust

PHUCK OFF you conservative SHIZZHEAD. I HOPE YOU AND EVERYONE LIKE YOU ROTS IN HELL YOU DISPICABLE FASCIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M SURE YOU'D BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE POOPER FOR YOUR ULTR-RETARDED HERO BUSHY-BOY.
draft dogers says – reply to this

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She and her sister should be in IRAQ - just like everyone else's childred!!!!!
draft dogers says – reply to this

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She and her sister should be in IRAQ - just like everyone else's children!!!!!
says: says – reply to this

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I sure hope she and her white-texas-trash sister DO NOT reproduce!!
JUST JAK says – reply to this

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ALSO Sawdust YOU BUTTWIPE, I'm no fan of Clintons. I've just been around long enough to KNOW what a fasicts is and that would be you, YOU PIG !!!!!
amanda says – reply to this

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lol it's kind of funny that the worst thing (i.e. the thing that gets most people worked up) about this entry is the devil horns.
Rebel in GA says – reply to this

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Perez, you fucking hippo-crite! You put devil horns on Dubya (rightfully so), yet you have that Homophobic, racist cunt Ann Coulter's add on your site!
The Real GWB (Greedy White Biyaach) says – reply to this

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#53 Lala we should have asked you all along to clear this up for us. Thnx! LOL
OLD FART MAX SAWDUST says – reply to this

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Dear Mr. Old Fart Max Sawdust: Can't you find some ultra-conservative website where people might actually care to hear your trash. How can you expect anyone to take you seriously when you are ranting on a celebrity gossip site?? I know it must be a difficult time for a die-hard Bush supporter like you when the whole world and the vast majority of Americans finally have realized what a miserable president Bush has been and how all of his policies have failed. Try just wanking off in front of porn sites instead - you might feel better.
I LOVE MAX SAWDUST says – reply to this

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Max, we also don't need a great memory since there's so much valuable information right now, like how many people are dying every day in Iraq, to know this war was a wrong regardless of how one spins it. The Clinton administration did not invade Iraq, regardless of how many quotes you print out of context.

I feel for you Maxi. I think your brain is full of sawdust. You can't seem to understand that we, whom you refer to as kooks to insult us, seem to understand the difference in severity between lying to the American public about getting a blowjob and lying to the American people to wage a war where thousands have died. Maybe Bill Clinton died of embarassment, and that blue dress is dyed with splooge, but, really MAX SAWDUST, although your quotes clearly are used to make you look smart, like a man who studies history, but the cat's out of the bag! Less than 30% of Americans agree with you, including many life-long conservative republicans. It's only guys like you MAX, who are too afraid to leave the bunker. Please! Most of the country believes you're the kook!
Roni_C. says – reply to this

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A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N
Darv says – reply to this

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Firstly #8, no one drafted people into the Military to serve. They went to the recruiter of their own free will, signed the paperwork with their own hand, etc etc. Probably hoping to get some easy cash by being in the reserves. Didn't work out, you don't get something for nothing. So this argument is tired. Come back and start this crap when the draft opens up.

Oh, and when the draft was open, women didn't get recruited for it. So, Jenna wouldn't have been selected anyway.

In closing, you're an idiot who needs to actually THINK (if you can still use that bong water filled bag on your shoulders) about what you're talking about.
Denise says – reply to this

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The sign she is giving is a Satanic sign. The corna (Italian for horns, also mano cornuta, horned hand and fare le corna, to make the horns) is a gesture with a vulgar meaning in Mediterranean countries and a variety of meanings and uses in other cultures. Its origins can be traced to Ancient Greece. It is realized by extending the index and little fingers while holding the middle and ring fingers down with the thumb.
Denise says – reply to this

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Just Wonderful!
OHHHH DAAAARRRRV says – reply to this

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I think you misunderstood #8, Darv. I think she knows there's not a draft, silly. What she means is, if the Bush family really stood behind this war, members of the family would volunteer. It seems to many of us, Darv, that many of the people in the administation do not have family members who have volunteered for the war. It makes many of us think that maybe the war is fine to the administration, as long as it's somebody else's kid who dies and, maybe if they had some skin in the game, they wouldn't make the same treasonous decisions.
Lastly, Darv, who but you suggested that those other than yourself don't understand the reserve????? What I do understand is that if the reserve is not in reserve, but in action, there's no reserve. Feel safer now?
Natesoup1974 says – reply to this

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You fucking moronic idiots, she is giving the UT sign. That is hook 'em horns, you know from the University of Texas? Hello does anyone not think of that or all you all such loser conspiracy theorists. Oh wait, that must be part of the Skull and Bones that all evil white men are a part of, and OMG they got to the President's daughter too! My husband is WILLINGLY serving in Iraq. He willingly signed up 18 years ago and is still proudly serving today. So all of you assholes practicing your free deluded speech, my military husband says you are WELCOME!
HYPOCRITES!! says – reply to this

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Thank god for abortions, eh Jenna?
Dagny Taggart says – reply to this

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To OOOHHH DARVVV—So are you suggesting Pres Bush force his daughters into a career path they dont want to take for his own political gain? That doesnt seem fair by any standards. You people sitting at home bitching abou the war make me sick, our men and women in the armed forces are there because they chose to join the military, and they are proud of that fact. If this were Vietnam and ONE SINGLE person had been forced into militray combat, I might agree with you.
SOwhat says – reply to this

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Boring…….
Peggy Wanker says – reply to this

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Yay Perez: You are a real class act. If you would state your point of view without being vulgar maybe someone would take you seriously. You just sound like a low-class, uneducated individual with an anger management issue. See a psychiatrist ASAP.
Dagny... says – reply to this

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Dagny, because we were lied to, and told that Iraq had something to do with 9/11, many people signed up for the war who might not have otherwise. They were told that there were weapons of mass destruction, which there were not. They were told Saddam was an imminant threat, which he was not. So, while the good people of the military signed up for an honorable reason, they had been lied to. I believe our honorable military signed up believing our administration would protect them in combat, such as providing body armor, which the administration does not.

So, while they were not drafted, they were not given the opportunity to make a fully informed choice. They were manipulated. The country was manipulated. I believe in the military. I appreciate those who serve honorably. Those who believe as I do, believe this so strongly we want our service members brought home so they may honorably protect us for an honorable cause.

Do it really make you sick when views are expressed, Dagny? Maybe Democracy is not for you.
serious says – reply to this

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lies. friend of a friend. the girl is pregnant thats why she's chubby.
BJB says – reply to this

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demon spawn
Morons says – reply to this

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So, Perez says there's a RUMOR of pregnancy, and when it is denied by the family, the lib morons say the denial is a lie and then others pray for her to abort the baby (that doesn't exist). Classy. Shows just how idiotic and intellectually dishonest the left really is.
#87 says – reply to this

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Bush did NOT make a connection to 9/11 and Iraq. That is delusional and a lie used by the dishonest left.
funny people says – reply to this

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It is really funny how when conservatives or non-bush haters write stuff on here, it is rarely hateful towards anyone in particular and rarely uses bad language and often even includes facts. liberals and secular progressives use bad language, outlandish insults and off the wall accusations to argue their point.

you liberals amuse me.
91 says – reply to this

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Prove it.
Paul says – reply to this

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Perez, I hope the "not preggers" and "confirmed" are tongue-in-cheek. You're not such a dumbass to believe that the First Lady's rep is going to reveal that the president's daughter is pregnant outside of marriage, are you?
Sasha Hunter says – reply to this

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FUCK HER…!!!
leoj says – reply to this

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I think her Boyfriend is kind of cute, at least in pics…. I would not mind seeing him naked as well…. If she is pregnant….. that would be funny as hell. hehe… rock on!!!!
G Washington says – reply to this

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If her daddy's war is so important she should have enlisted to fight it.

Karma's a bitch Jenna, I dont envy your future.
MAry Fox says – reply to this

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PLEASE NO MORE BUSH OFF SPRING. THE WORLD HAS BEEN TORTURED ENOUGH!!!
Peggy Wanker says – reply to this

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Yay Perez: Are you high? I make a remark about laying off the President's kid (and IF you can read I didn't say lay off him) and you go into a rant about "your jesus." What's with the "loving the 90's shit"? That was the most incoherent post I have ever read. Seriously, what the fuck are you rambling about? And, what request stands??? Is your mental problem undiagnosed or are you not being compliant with your medication? What a fucking idiot.
tiny says – reply to this

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she is ugly. looks like a she/he. half male, half female.
Diana Ross says – reply to this

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I honestly hope that the sister chockes on her boyfriend's balls and there would be one less Bush to breed in this already overpopulated hood. Hola!
allie says – reply to this

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illuminati bastards, rot in hell
helly says – reply to this

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satanic illuminati bastards
UsedToBeAFan says – reply to this

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What a relief to hear Jenna's not pregnant and that she's just kind of … uh … a fat slob.

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