Separated At Birth

Filed under: Pete Doherty > Separated At Birth > John Mayer

Left: Pete Doherty. Right: John Mayer.

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 4:24 pm / Email this »

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cplusg says – reply to this

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first bitches.

sorry. i have no life! get over it!

first first first
cough says – reply to this

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YO
Aimee says – reply to this

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Oh please perez, now your stretching it
ashley says – reply to this

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zexxxxxxy!
finally says – reply to this

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FIRST
wifey07 says – reply to this

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So true!!!
wifey07 says – reply to this

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So true!!
nay says – reply to this

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They are both gross
ian says – reply to this

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eww…
elt says – reply to this

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WTF? crackwhores unite!
rosa says – reply to this

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perez you should add a pic of Marc Anthony all three look alike
KB says – reply to this

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Umm, no actually you can't even compare
YAY says – reply to this

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FIRST
KK says – reply to this

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OMG they do look alike……HA HA!! I think they are both pretty ugly
MLF says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Michelle says – reply to this

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John Mayer & Pete Doherty … NOTHING Alike. Petes sooo gross, ew the thought.
Veronica says – reply to this

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7th!
Vain says – reply to this

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ROFFFFFFFFLMMMMMMMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sarah says – reply to this

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That's just ridiculous…….. Mayer looks way different now that he cut his hair.
christa says – reply to this

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7th
and yeah they do look alike
shelly says – reply to this

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3rd!!!
Alex says – reply to this

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LOL. They kinda do look alike!
jan says – reply to this

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They are both nasty.
costamesaboy,,420 Ya'LL says – reply to this

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HAHA
People who try to post 1st are lame cunts ... says – reply to this

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69th ?
nataliaa says – reply to this

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its's soo true!! I knew MR. Dopeherty looked like someone…but I just couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks Perezin!
I says – reply to this

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nuh uh…nope…..don't even place John Mayer and Doperty in the same category! Johnny has soooooooo much more class and is MUCH better looking!!!!
shelly says – reply to this

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21st? what the hell. i thought that i was 3rd. well last time i looked.
Calamity Pain says – reply to this

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Sorry big batter, but this is a total swing and a miss.
clean it up says – reply to this

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douche nozzles
K says – reply to this

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…and separated by CRACK.
jimkhm says – reply to this

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Peter, sending you love
Hector Hoodlum says – reply to this

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pete doperty or w/e is a mess….was up perez!?
DaniNicole says – reply to this

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3rd!!!

HAHAHAHAHA, they are both so busted!!!
mmmm 42nd? says – reply to this

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John Mayer looks a lot better
shelly says – reply to this

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hey! wow long lost twins! hahaha
Julie Q says – reply to this

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Perez! That's harsh
rosa says – reply to this

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you should put Marc Anthonys pic up there they all 3 look alike
r says – reply to this

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Adverts/'my latest appearance'/Seperated at birth. Repeat ad nauseum. Sorry Perez, it's gotten boring.
trina says – reply to this

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wow they do look alike!!!!!!!!!! : 0
HEATHER says – reply to this

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NOW C'MON!!!!!!!HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU COMPARE THESE TWO TOGETHER? ONE IS A HURTIN' UNIT AND THE OTHER ONE IS TOGETHER. JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTHE MUSICIANS AND THEY BOTH ARE BRUNETTE WITH BROWN EYES DOSN'T MEAN THEY ARE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT COMPARABLE. PEREZ YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
mickeylovesminnie says – reply to this

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FREAKING THEY LOOK LIKE IDENTICAL TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOO says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYY!!!!!! THERE'S NO WAY JOHNNY LOOKS LIKE HIM…CMON NOW. EW.
JOHN IS CLEANER… AND HOT.
allie says – reply to this

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oh NO… not even close! john is sexy. pete is… uh… DISGUSTING!
jimkhm says – reply to this

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Pete sending love
Stefanie says – reply to this

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John mayer needs some sun he looks like edward scissor hands
christina says – reply to this

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true…very true!!!
roxy juggs says – reply to this

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um…..NO!
UKer says – reply to this

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you're crazy !!!!
peter is hotter LOL
not really. john mayer is a sexy beast yummers.
ew says – reply to this

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John Mayer is HOT. Pete Doperty is NOT. They look nothing alike.
MOI* says – reply to this

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Pete is sexier. Don't insult him by comparing him to John Mayer . . .
Denise says – reply to this

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edward scissorhands is a long-lost brother of these 2
alex says – reply to this

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wait i dont get what first means…cuz number 13 said first too…?
bre says – reply to this

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no,no,no!
not at all!
DOVE says – reply to this

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wow.. they really do look alike.. Marc anthony should be up there too!!
Erika says – reply to this

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Are you nuts, perez need a vacation
jo mamma says – reply to this

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OK, these separated at birth posts are getting out of hand

The earlier ones actually resembled each other…
SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this

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You need to flip the photos, and then caption 'this is your brain, & this is your brain on drugs'…
Millan says – reply to this

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not even close
cleo says – reply to this

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wouldnt this be your worst nightmare to wake up with these?
Dree says – reply to this

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Ok, now you're just trying a little bit too hard to throw out an insult.
Really, c'mon now……at least make sense when you're throwing stones…..
MYSTICGODDESS says – reply to this

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Hey, I'm not sure about this resemblance (don't even know who that crackhead Pete Doherty is) and I also can't seem to think of any good nicknames for the two JACKASSES as a couple (Him & Cameron) but I've got two excellent nicknames for each of them individually: I think we should start calling Cameron "THE DOORKNOB" and John "THE PRETENDER"…I think both names are utterly appropriate..Any thoughts???????????
THEY DONT LOOK ALIKE says – reply to this

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stel says – reply to this

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no no, he looks like helena bonham carter. seriously.
Meagan says – reply to this

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EW NO!!!! They look nothing alike!! Take that back!
cali says – reply to this

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johns looking a bit like cris angel
ENOUGH OF DOHERTY says – reply to this

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please stop posting that drug addicts greasy mug in our faces. he's over, sick, lame, uninteresting, gross, whatever- enough.
Tabitha says – reply to this

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I love you Perez, but I love John Mayer more. He looks NOTHING like the strung-out low life piece that is Pete Doherty. I agree that Marc Anthony would be a better fit then JM.
Petra says – reply to this

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sooooooooooooooooooooooo WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
magi says – reply to this

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boo! not funny.
Lolygizzle! says – reply to this

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How dare you P Nasty! For SHAME!
elephantheart says – reply to this

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Uh not quite. You'll have to try a bit harder next time.
tommy says – reply to this

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EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MYSTICGODDESS says – reply to this

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I still think we should start calling John "THE PRETENDER" and Cameron "THE DOORKNOB"…who fucking cares about Pete Doherty?
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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Wow! Too freaky - John should keep this so he can see what a scumbag he'd turn into if he rides that horse.
fashionstar says – reply to this

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Let's just hope John stays away from the drugs or that gross thing to the left could be his face.
V says – reply to this

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Oh come on Perez that's an isult to Pete Doherty ;o)
eddy go lightly says – reply to this

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John Mayer is a a real musician with more talent in one of his pubes than that druggy you keep thrusting on us. I haven't heard any of his shit anyway. Next.
wifey07 says – reply to this

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u were not supposed to be first so get over yourself.
julieanna says – reply to this

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well that took you long enough.
yep says – reply to this

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They both suck!
Pink says – reply to this

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Oh Perez that comparison is an insult to Pete Doherty
Kathy says – reply to this

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For real? They don't look at all alike!!! C'mon Perez….Let's hear more about Fugs and Fiona!
K says – reply to this

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i hate you for this perez! nothing alike, at all…
anna says – reply to this

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john mayer also looks like he could be a brother to johnny depp, same cheek bones.
dshammac says – reply to this

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Most of the time you're pretty dead on with this kind of thing, but this comparison is a HUGE strectch of the imagination!
Justin says – reply to this

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NO WAY!
You don't have to do the "Separated at Birth" segment if you don't have a good one, just for the sake of doing it.
Those two look nothing alike, other than being males with brown hair in their late-20's.
Christine says – reply to this

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Spot on!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
jane says – reply to this

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john mayer looks like marc anthony in that pic
BELLARHEINA says – reply to this

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SAD BUT TRUE!
JM IS STILL HOT!
BJB says – reply to this

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Don't go there Perez
fiii-yah says – reply to this

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GROSS…………..how can u compare the two!!
John Mayer doesn't look anything like the riff raff Doherty is!!
Shel says – reply to this

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They do look alike That is so true. That was a good one. I agree with the other poster, Marc Anthony should have been added, it would have been a first 3 way separated at birth….. ewww that kinda sounded dirty.
Elle says – reply to this

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Absolutely, they are both FUGS!!!
liz says – reply to this

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well ones a crackhead and the other is just straight out ugly
Pshar says – reply to this

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Um……..no?
Mr Minx says – reply to this

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Actually I think John Mayer looks like Johnny Depp…..
kelly says – reply to this

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hahaha they really look alike! love you perez! you're thebest!
Courtney says – reply to this

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100% - both FUG!
Michelle says – reply to this

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They're both nasty…

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