This Is Not A Joke
Pete Doherty's pets are on crack!
One of his cats has been found to have traces of cocaine in its blood stream after being taken in for observation by vets.
The junky for life owns a cat named Dinger, a British slang word for syringe, which recently gave birth to a litter of five kittens.
One of the litter became ill and the Babyshamble singer was forced to take the kitten into the vet for tests, where the drug revelation was discovered.
A law enforcement spokesman says, "It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm."
Duh!
It's also important to keep Pete away from crack, but that's not gonna happen!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Her Isla Bonita
poor cat
He should be shot.
CRACK IS WACK!
A BEAR SHOULD EAT PEREZ AND PISS ON THE CARCAS!!!!!
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SLAG OFF YOU AMERICAN FUCKS. LOOK AT EVERY MAJOR MUSICIAN IN OUR PAST. SEX "DRUGS" AND ROCK AND ROLL.
he's flat out disgusting. he looks like he's covered in fleas, and it seems like everyday he is getting arrested for drugs. what a sick fuck and i can't believe that ho kate moss can't get over his filthy ass.
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boooooooooooooooooooo
He's an animal torturer!
What A Loser, Just Shoot Him And Make Him Go Away Or Something!!
So can he now be prosecuted for animal cruelty????? How many more free passes is this asshole going to get before he actually has to spend time in jail?!? Those judges over there have no balls.
What a shitbag this guy is… how is he still alive?
FIRST OFF I'M SURPRISED HE EVEN TOOK THE CAT TO THE VET
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what an effing mess!! I hate him.
you have got to be kidding me..
I know this is fucked up and all.. but I can't help but have the hots for this dude. Druggie rockstar, thats my kinda man hahaha
pete's horrible. poor cat
What a vomitus mass! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OD, Doperty. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
what a fucking state, makes me sad to be British.
What a cunt he is. If he can't die on his own, we'll help him - one bullet, one shot, one kill.
Fucking mongrel he is. POS.
i want to poo poo so much and fill the toliet up so that flash
He probably didn't give it to the cat….but there's probably so much of the stuff laying around his house that the cats find it. Sad.
IM BRITISH AND HE IS THE MOST EMBARASSING REPRESENTATION OF OUR COUNTRY AND LEGAL SYSTEM, HE NEEDS TO BE SENT DOWN.
THE ONE THING THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS HE AND AMY WINEHOUSE ARE PROMOTING CRACK AND HEROIN HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT!!!!
I used to give my cat Oreo shotguns, but damn! Crack?
crack is coming back !!!
pete is done with life cuz cookin up rocks makes him feel glad WORD
Oh please, you can't believe this. Any small amount of crack would instantly kill a kitten, and anyway since when do vets perform drugs tests on pets. FFS.
OFF WITH HIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HEAD!!!!
SOMEBODY DOUSE THIS ASSHOLE IN KEROSENE AND SET HIS SORRY ASS ON FIRE!!!!
SHOOT THAT SON OF A BITCH UNTIL THE GUN IS EMPTY, RELOAD, AND SHOOT HIS MISERABLE CARCASS AGAIN!!!!
DIE, YOU HORRIBLE, WORTHLESS, RAGGED, IDIOTIC PIECE OF TRASH, DIE!!!!
BURN IN HELL!! JUST FUCKING BURN ALREADY, PERIOD!!!!!
WASTE OF SPACE, WASTE OF OXYGEN, YOU ARE DEPRIVING ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS OF AIR!!!!!!
DIE, YOU EVIL, SOULLESS THING, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love cats, and I tell you what, Petie-pie, you drag your sorry ass to North Carolina, and I will open up a can of whoopass on you on behalf of yours.
If you feel inferior, it's because YOU ARE. Needing to torment animals to get your jollies is venturing into the Jeffrey Dahmer/Hannibal Lecter territory. One's real, the other's a composite of other needle-dicks like you who got off on fucking with defenseless animals. Do your part to clean up the planet, Pete, KILL YOURSELF.
WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
i really hope this is B.S
what a sick fuck he is!!!
What a dumb f**k. Hopefully he gets so messed up one night he just OD's and dies. Its not like he's that good of a musician anyway. And he has had many many many chances to change. And GWalker - I'm not American and you still sound just as stupid as he does. Grow up and learn this guy is just a huge loser who doesn't deserve to have the money and fame that he does and should just die or go to jail already.
OH. MY. GOD. This guy needs to just off himself already. Im tired of walking the same earth as this piece of shit.
it's official
he's a fuckwad
killing yourself is one thing
but harming innocent pets is another
fucker
xoxoxo
clover
Mmm kitty crack
who fucking CARES all you animal actavist should move to china where they eat cats and dogs do to over population.. Also perez stop hating on drug abusers because your a over eater you fat fuck so you have your own addictions.. Also we know you have done drugs and still do..
God… Some people really don't know how to use their life wisely… No, wait, let me correct myself: Some people really don't know how to use their life. Period! … I bet Doherty won't live more then 10 years… He already looks like a corpse… But it's not like anybody gives a damn…
Hey Perez, keep writing, love your work, and dye your hair into your natural color. I bet that would look amazing.
Be glad I'm an American, and not over there, I'd scratch Pete's fucking eyes out.
Dear Miss-Know-It-All: when a feline is brought in with undetermined illness, as part of a toxicity screen of the blood, yes indeed, they are tested for human chemicals they could have ingested, from cocaine to antifreeze.
He's human debris.
He deserves his brown teeth!
Headlines will read, "PETE DOHERTY FOUND DEAD IN HOTEL ROOM CAUSE OF DEATH SPEED BALL INJECTION" LONG TIME ON AND OFF AGAIN GIRL FRIEND KATE MOSS FOUND THE BODY!
he took the kitten to the vet."..good drugadict…!" no to be serious. ..I truley feel sorry for pete. The litle i heard of his music makes me belive he is rather talented and could get a decent carer if he sould be clean. I don´t think he should go to jail…he´s not a crimanal the durgs make him that way. Instead he should get locked up in rehab for a year or so.
At least Pete was not
feeding his cats pet
food from China.
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I bet there won't be any media outburt about this. Where's peta? They can make a big deal out of mike vick. I bet they won't do shit about this cracka.
#37 - What proof do you have that Perez has done drugs? You're pathetic. As pathetic as Doperty! Why don't YOU move to China and let us know how all of the human rights violations are? Loser.
Ill hurt that fuker if i ever see him..stay away from canada crack head
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Hey Pete,
humans are on Earth to take
care of animals.
I used to find your antics amusing but
killing yoursaelf is one thing but…
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Hurting our animal friends is
WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!
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P.S. I fed my kittens with a mini baby bottle
after their Mom died when they were ten days
old.
Don't get me started, either die or
get better but do it NOW!
Ok PETA, get to work
RIP Pete!
FIRST one to wish him well.
Do the Catholics have a patron saint of fatal drug overdoses we can all pray to?
dickhead
It's just a fucking cat. GET OVER IT.
crack and coke aren't the same
He deserves to have his kitties taken away from him. what an ass. I hope they shut him up in a cage with some lions on coke. Or make him share a jail cell with michael vick so that vick and make him his prison bitch.
Would he just please OD and die already?!?!
(yawn)
hhihiii!! cats suck anyway!
OMG I hate this guy! I wish he would shoot himself and be done with it, why drag poor animals into his mess? Fuckbag. Who knows why he is famous anyway?
#53 - What if it wasn't something he did at home, but got behind the wheel of a car in his drug-induced stupor and killed someone? I'm sure you wouldn't be so quick to brush it off then. As far as the "get over it" comment? You are far outnumbered by animal-lovers. Just because you don't like cats doesn't mean you have to be such an a-hole to people who do. Jerk.
you know this son of a bitch needs the shit kicked out of him…a fucking kitten might as wellof been a kid!! he makes me sick
hihii! cats suck anyway!
Ok, now he's gone too far. At first his pathetic life was fodder for laughs, but now he is abusing innocent animals.
He needs to overdose and die.
HOW AWFUL! THIS GUY IS SO WHACKED OUT ON DOPE THAT HE DOSN'T REALIZE THAT HE IS HURTING HIS OWN ANIMALS. THIS SHOULD BE REASON ALONE FOR THEM TO HAVE TO FORCE HIM INTO REHAB. I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS GUY IS A FATHER ASWELL. I'M SO HE SPENDS NO TIME WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND WHEN HE DOES HE IS PROBABLY COMPLETELY OUT OF IT. KATE MOSSS IS JUST AS BAD BY GOING BACK TO HIM. I'M SURE SHE IS STILL ON THE DOPE HERSELF. IT'S GOING TO TAKE ONE OF THEM TO DIE TO REALIZE THAT THIS LIFESTYLE IS NOT WORTH IT. THEY NEED TO BE FORCED INTO REHAB. FOR THEIR CHILD'S SAKE AND NOW THEIR POOR CAT.
MAYBE NOW THEY WILL KEEP HIM IN THE SLAMMER!!!
SAVE LILA FROM THIS JUNKIE!!!
I hope he gets busted for animal cruelty!
kill yourself if you want,but leave your pets out
Well, this really is quite terrible for the cats.
I hope that they will be well.
Pete….please….
Try to get some help
This seriously sucks
Badly
[PS-You're gonna be gettin some HATE MAIL from PETA, more than likely]
sad!
Anyone want to start a death pool on this IDIOT?? He needs to have his cats taken AWAY. This makes me dislike Kate Moss even MORE. Makes you wonder how her daughter never ended up on CRACK by accident.
I don't know who this boring, molely, greasy haired guy is, but cruelty to animals is about the worst thing a human can do.
He should be hanged, clubbed and stoned.
Please die soon "Pete Doherty". And please stop helping this retard become famous Perez.
Pete is a major shithead!
OMG,this is sick!what else are we going to hear today?first the bears and now pete doperty's cat.this time i'm shocked!this man is the worst junkie on earth!!!
i can't even imagine how somebody could give coke to his pet!
these cats are in danger.they must be taken away from this scumbag!!!
poor poor pete and dinger =[ SOMEONE SAVE THEM!
He's hot in a sad pathetic needy way
Why even give this trash the satisfaction of being desired by other people…..
What an asshole. If he wants to ruin his life using drugs, so be it. But, to expose an innocent animal to drugs is deplorable. If the judge won't put him in jail for his own drug abuse then he should go to jail for animal abuse.
urgh…
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How the hell has he still managed to avoid jail?
And he let his cat get preggers? Fucking idiot. He has no talent anyway — only really famous because of Kate.
omg- u crack me up perez! its very important to keep pete away from crack….hahahaha..im so bored at work- keep em comin!
I really don't believe Pete will die any time soon.
Look at Keith Richards, he's been doing drugs all his life and he's still going!
i love this dude.
met him and hes a really nice dude, really charming.
drug tests on kittens?
most people just have it in for the guy.
And…if the stupid mf'r will dose a poor animal, just think of the fun he'll have with a kid or teenager (are you listening, Kate?)…talk about a fatal attraction!
He is such a waste of air !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he should be put in jail with michael vick.
the most fucked up guy in the world!!
DIE, ASSHOLE, DIE!!!!
Dinger? How much of a junkie do you have to be to name your pets after paraphanelia? The kittens are named Crack, Lighter, Pipe, Spoon, Q-Tip, and Belt.
Fucker
If this is true, I can't wait until PETA rips him a new asshole.
Where are his parents??????? Pete, please get help……..
What's really shocking in this story is that he actually took the cat to the vet!
they don't do drug tests on pets when you bring them to the vet. that's retarded.
I wish he'd OD and die. He is such a waste of space-
stop writing about this oxygen sucking waste of humanity.
PETEE! Sending you love. GET WELL DAMNIT!
Well at least he went to the vet… seriously, he can't be ALL bad if he did THAT…
I kind of like him now… so sue me
Now that the problem is with his cat, he will probably do time. Send him the creazy PETA people and you see how fast this idiot quit drugs. Anything, and I mean, anything but PETA.- Horror!
This kid is going to die, this is like watching the living dead. I think it's really sad and at some point we have to stop watching. Really sad, no matter if we do or don't like the kid.
What a sleeze!!! This guy needs to take "one too many hits" and go bye bye for good. …….total waste of space.
what a disgusting scumbag,I hope he goes to jail and get raped daily for being such a pig.
The UK produces the best junkies in the world: Keith Richards, Jimi Hendrix (you Americans had no respect for Jimmy, he found fame in the UK) Pete Doherty, Sid Vicious and, last but not least, no, no, no rehab, the beautiful and super-talented Amy Winehouse. The USA gave us Britney and Paris. The UK gives the world Amy, Joss and Corrine. You lot are jealous - we have free medical care and no apartheid!
Slipping Cocaine is the tip of the iceberg. Imagine what he slip's to Kate's young daughter…..won't be long until the pediatrician find it's in her blood. You heard it hear first~