This Is Not A Joke
Pete Doherty's pets are on crack!
One of his cats has been found to have traces of cocaine in its blood stream after being taken in for observation by vets.
The junky for life owns a cat named Dinger, a British slang word for syringe, which recently gave birth to a litter of five kittens.
One of the litter became ill and the Babyshamble singer was forced to take the kitten into the vet for tests, where the drug revelation was discovered.
A law enforcement spokesman says, "It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm."
Duh!
It's also important to keep Pete away from crack, but that's not gonna happen!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Her Isla Bonita
WTF?!! IS HE THAT HARD UP FOR CRACK BUDDIES THAT HE HAS TO SMOKE OUT WITH HIS CAT? THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE LIKE HIM.
Makes you wonder what Kate's daughter has been around and seen. Why does she let her kid around this guy. It could have been that poor child.
Doherty must be the most fuckin' pathetic artist ever to live. Will he be alive in a year? That's the big question. If he could stop the drugs he would probably be one of the most amazing artists ever to live.
stay off AMERICAN gossip sites if you dont like what we have to say! Im pretty sure Pete DOUCHERTY is exactly that- A DOUCHE!! Anyone who can give animals drugs are pretty high on the loser list.
wow! if this is true,, it's insane,, I am somewhat confused about something,,,,that he has a home?? where he has a cat??? I thought he was homeless when Moss tossed him out,,, hmmm so he has a home,, and a cat?? is there running water at this home with the cat?? if so,, why not a bath?? at least he could be clean and on crack,, he would smell better,, ,, I'm still shocked he has a cat,, that lives in a home?? hehehe
dang,,,
Echo WROTE!:
Anyone who can give animals drugs are pretty high on the loser list.
Quite right,it's a waste of a good stash.
I gave my dog crack and heroin, in quick succession and he was still, essentially,a moron.Being stoned made little difference to his behaviour, although he seemed to want lick my balls instead of his.This was followed by a week of monumental depression for the poor thing,with him jumping all over me when I wanted to take a hit.Total shit.
My dog is a moron anyway
Kitten abuse
is your wake up
call, Pete!!!!!!!!!
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Rash Manly therashreport.com (Pete Doperty issue today)
ha ha. I actually think that's funny. I hate cats.
gossipmonger says:
OFF WITH HIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HEAD!!!!
SOMEBODY DOUSE THIS ASSHOLE IN KEROSENE AND SET HIS SORRY ASS ON FIRE!!!!
SHOOT THAT SON OF A BITCH UNTIL THE GUN IS EMPTY, RELOAD, AND SHOOT HIS MISERABLE CARCASS AGAIN!!!!
DIE, YOU HORRIBLE, WORTHLESS, RAGGED, IDIOTIC PIECE OF TRASH, DIE!!!!
BURN IN HELL!! JUST FUCKING BURN ALREADY, PERIOD!!!!!
WASTE OF SPACE, WASTE OF OXYGEN, YOU ARE DEPRIVING ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS OF AIR!!!!!!
DIE, YOU EVIL, SOULLESS THING, DIE
How many corpses lie rotting in your basement?
Can we join each other in a mutual skull-fucking session?
Eye sockets are the best.
Boy,they censor fast round here. Once humorous reference to serial killing and you're out.
Echo says:
stay off AMERICAN gossip sites if you dont like what we have to say!
So you've taken upon yourself to speak for a nation of over 300 million people have you? That really is'nt insanely egotistical at all.
Is Echo the way that sound travels though your head?
Here's something,to make you want stake me to death with the Star and Stripes: in my part of North London we've started referring to your Great Nation as Dumbfuckistan.
Oh my God could this guy be more of a FUCK up than we already knew he was?
someone put him in jail! hes not only hurting himself but why does he need to abuse animals too?
what a waste of life! use a gun its quicker.
damn, i wish pete and amy would adopt me already!!!
Shit, I have to lie, steal and cheat to get my crack fix on!!!
Have to take my phoneoff the hook b/c of the bill collectors and this dumb cat gets high for free!!
Life is not fair LOL
well dogs and cat tend to snif around alot maybe tha kitty got the left overs
I hate Pete! I fucking HATE him! FUCKING JUNKIE!!! He has crossed the line, anyone who is cruel to animals should be ELIMANTED!!! Lock him up, throw away the key!Lock him up, throw away the key! Lock him up, throw away the key! Lock him up, throw away the key!
You fucking morons. Doperty did not take that cat in VOLUNTARILY. Can any of you read?
“It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm.”
Let me help you retards out: the danger was reported to the RSPCA and Doherty (or someone else), was compelled to take the animal in to be checked.
OK I WAS FINE WILL HIM KILLING HIMSELF AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT UNTIL THIS. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER, THE POOR ANIMALS. THIS WASTE NEEDS TO JUST END IT ALREADY.
WTF HE WOULD BE IN JAIL IF IT WERE IN THE US WERE IS PETA
That's vile. I'm sorry, but that is just fucking sick.
he is such a wanker. hurry the fuck up and OD shitface
Sheesh.. Wait till PETA hears about this!!
The sickest twit walking. Couldn't give a crap about him but the cats need to be out there asap. Hopefully the RSPCA aren't as dumb as the judge that let him off today and put this sicko bloke in nick. Freak
that is utterly disgusting. i wish that junkie would die already.
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
THEY'D BETTER CHECK **KATE'S DAUGHTER** FOR IT TOO!!!
sick sick sick sick sick sick man, I thought he was just pathetic before, but now I truly hate his guts. To do that to a defenceless, innocent little creature… I hope Doperty dies soon and burns in hell forever.
fuck that douche bag! poor innocent cats! why Doucherty not in jail by now?!?!
i believe that he would give drugs to his pets, which is horrific. but what i do not believe is that any vet clinic in the world runs tox screens. i'm a vet tech and never in my life have i heard of a tox screen run on an animal. it would not work because "drug tests" test for drug metabolites. these metabolites may be completely different in animals. so this story is completely ridiculous.
Uh… 63… he doesn't have a daughter, so it'd be pretty hard for him to spend time with her, huh?
I dated the guy briefly and had sympathy for him for a long time, but it's past the point of a joke now. His treatment is making the UK legal system a laughing stock, rightly so, and leaving drugs lying around when you have vulnerable pets is utterly abhorrent.
He needs to grow up.
what the hell has this guy done exactly apart from take drugs. It's up to him weather or not he takes drugs leave him alone! He's actually a really nice guy. Watch his interview with jonathan ross on youtube and you'll see how nice he is.
Okay, that's it. England can continue to let this skid row on legs ingest chemicals, but the SECOND that little kittehs are involved, I will demand action be taken! Kittens on crack??? Abomination!
What a fucking asshole, why isn't he locked up yet?!
I don't understand how this man is still alive! Why doesn't someone put him out of his misery? dumbass, drug addict
WTF…can't he flee w/ Brit Brit? I'm sicking of seeing his face. He always looks like he's about to puke!
What a sad pathetic little smelly, dirty, smarmy piece of humanity. I don't want to look at him anymore.
And this is the man Kate moss just went back to. He will play daddy 5to her daughter again. Scary!
the cat probably found it laying around. how sad….
Pete Doperty needs to be put down! As i've said in the past he's wasting oxygen that decent people could be breathing, not low-life drug-fucked no-hopers like him. Put him in a space shuttle & blast him into space & just leave him up there…….
ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S LIKE MICHAEL VICK! ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS PETA????????????????
I dont know whats more sad.
Pete, or the person Pete was hanging with who sold a pic they took of him.
i bet he won't last 2 -3 years!!! pete go away and keep fuckin cokate and let's animals alone, crackbrain!!
fuck him…. poor kitten…..
british justice sucks!!!!!
What a whack job… this guy is so messed up all the time.Poor Kitties, they didn't even have a chance. Thank god Kate Moss finally wised up and left his drugged out ass….
that is absolutely disgusting and he deserves a cock slap in the face!
nothing but an ass clown junkie, just what this world needs!!!
It was reported today Kate went back to him. i just don't understand this girl.
Perez a dinger is condom, not a syringe!
wow. best. entry. ever.
and best title ever.
fucking doperty, eh?
And would someone explain to this loser the concept of spaying his female cat so it doesn't have more kittens???
that's fucked up.
When do you think he will die? Why is Kate Moss still the face of Rimmel?
Such an asshole…when he's gonna die??
Rebel in GA:
Jesus calm down… so I read the comments first, bad idea.
Anyway I'm sure he didn't give the cat cocaine on purpose… and even if he had it could be worse… aaand I'm sure all the people who are calling him a piece of shit and saying he should die for "abusing" the kitten(s) probably consume factory farmed meat/eggs/milk on a daily basis and are being total hypocrites anyway.
I feel sorry for him, he's a fucking mess
Now that is what I call junky with a capital J
Oh Fuck of the lot of you.
cannot believe you believe this bullshit.
How stupid are you?
Its pathetic.
He is the most talented musician of our generation and you intend on wearing him down?
Have you not noticed your failing?
He will always have his loyal fans, and there the only people I think he cares about, minus Kate and his mother of course.
I think he should be pinned down and forced to get fucked by Vick on live TV
Sad Sad Sad…what a total piece of stepped-in shit this guy is. It is bad enough that he is spending his fame as a completely worthless, drugged out, crapbag but to then abuse innocent animals!!!…. He either needs to get his shit together and join the human race or stagger off somewhere and prove to the world what we already know is going to happen to him in a cliche of an end. I am sick of seeing and hearing about this talentless moron. C'mon "Doperty" mix up a big juicy supersized speedball and tell Belushi "hey" from all of us when you see him.
he is very funny! and this site is so sad
Ok…sad, sad, sad. This guy is a total piece of stepped-in shit who wastes his fame and fortune dragging himself and everyone around him down into a drugged out wasteland…And now he is abusing his pets??!! What a crapbag! He either needs to pull it together and join the human race or stagger off somewhere and fulfill what the whole world already knows is going to happen to him in his cliche' of an end. C'mon, "Doperty," mix up a really juicy supersize speedball and say hey to Belushi! Get it over with…..
i love pete
he just has 2 sort out his problems
its not his fault
he is so talented
spay/neuter your cat asshole! people who don't fix their animals shouldn't have them.
I don't give a shit if this piece of trash Pete kills himself…. he is a disgusting waste of space and now thats he is harming animals I agree with lsdkjf… he should be taken out and shot!
I like cats, but that shit is funny. Kitty should be grateful he got ticked for free.
I like cats but that shit is funny. Kitty should be grateful he got ticked for free.
some of you are honestly SICK!its not human to wish another persons death!
and i dont think he GAVE the cat drugs!!!hope he checks in to rehab soon
That's sick! Fuck this man, I'm so sad that people like this are allowed to have animals.
Dinger is actually a slang word for condom…
this is fucking mad, the police didnt even say it was him cos they cant deny who it is or say who it was so just because it was a crack head in london doesnt mean it was pete. think about it there are shit loads of crackheads in london.