He Must Be Beyond Desperate
Filed under: Anglophilia > Jesse Metcalfe
Be warned citizens of Manchester, U.K. - hasbeen actor Jesse Metcalfe is coming to town!
Yup, his new career is as a professional partygoer. He gets paid to show up places so that people can gawk and make fun of him - hopefully throw shit at him too, like used condoms or dirty toilet paper.
Nadine Coyle's buttboy will be appearing at Opus nightclub next Friday and for $40 you can buy a special "VIP" ticket that will let you enter the club without waiting, hang with Jesse in the VIP area and admit entrance to an exclusive after-party.
Poor Jesse. He's tainted in America. No one wants to work with him!
Pretty Fly!
Mayer & Diaz: Getting Steamy
douche nozzle
ewwww
this guy is the male tara reid
Jesse Metcalfe is so hot! So what if he's washed up!
How is that different from when your fat ass and multi-colored hair show up at tired events????????
That must be some glass house you live in, to be always throwing stones
what ever happened to him??? geez he was a hot tamale on DHW ,, the women of America had major lust for him,, ,, then he did some silly movie,, then,,, he's a drunk?? what happened?
I laughed. Perez is funny.
LMAO… he doesn't even evoke comments from people. Nobody cares about him anymore.
Why does nobody like him? Fill us europeans in…
OK so who cares if he's totally f***d up…he's still sooooo HOT. i'll go c him 4 sure
hasbeen or not…he's still yummy. i'll gladly pay the £40 if the "exclusive" after party admission means that i get to fuck him in the butt.
OPUS must not have had a very big budget.
Perez,
Why the hell are you always haten on Jesse? I don't get it. What's started this fude in the beginning. For some reason when I see these comments posted about him I think you either have some HUGE ASS Crush on him and don't like him because he doesn't want anything to do with you, or he must have called you fat….. Either way bitch I still love you. Don't be a hater tho. It's kinda annoying. Just post good shit and I'll stay. HAHAHAHA
STEVE
He wishes he were as hot as me. Hey Perez, you should feature ME on your website! I'm a HOT, TALL, photographer, nerd. I even have photos of me naked (artistic, of course)! HA HA! myspace.com/kvnenterprises
YOUR A FUCKING DISGRACE TO FAGS EVERYWHERE!!!!
He is SEX-A-LICIOUS, and Perez is just upset that his gross fat ass will never get a piece of Jesse's. At least he was on "Desperate Housewives," which is more than do-nothing whores like Parisite Hilton have ever been famous for.
if i saw him at a club i'd be all over that. mmm, he gets my vadge wet.
ha! only $40 bucks to get straight into VIP and hang with Jessie. Shit i though it cost a $100 bucks to get into the top clubs. too bad guy
as a mancunian, I can verify that 'Opus' is a shiteous club on the same scale as, well, any club seen on Tara Reid's shows. No class. Nice ass tho.
xRx
Hey Kavien #17. yer not as cute as Jesse Meatcalf but i'd fuck you in the butt too.
WHO is going to appear??????
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AND, why do we care???
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If you have to pay $40 to hang with this nobody, then people need to get a life……………..
Yah I heard about this a couple of weeks ago (I live in England) a friend of mine got offered free VIP because she knows a dude who works ther and she told him to shove the tickets up his ass haha. I wouldn't expect all that gd a turn out, he's not exactly 'liked' over here either.
Although if I lived close enough I would probably go and gawp (but wouldnt pay that to see THAT) and maybe giggle at the lack of people in the vip room bahaha
Jesse is also gonna be in Glasgow, Scotland on the 9th Sept in Campus Bar, Sauchiehall Street!
hahahahaha opus is the biggest shit hole in manc! and if hes so 'famous' why are they only charging £20 a vip ticket, we pay more than half that to get into most clubs anyways lol too fukin funny. i dont think many people will go tbh
tom nelson from sawbridgeworth, watford…really smells bad!
Don't hate on Jesse just because your "FUGLY ASS" can't get a piece of him, Perez. Besides, isn't your favorite "TALENTLESS TWAT," Paris Hilton nothing more than a cheap whore for hire? She gets paid (why I don't know) for showing up at the opening of a fucking envelope!
opus? jesse metcalfe? £20? go figure. the place is a rotten shit hole, jesse metcalfe is only popular because hes with nadine (her fans wont go because they think hes screwed her over, and those that go because they want a piece of ass wont b happy to see that the website claims hes single as if tehy have a chance, when hes been back with nadine for a couple of weeks and ther are pap pics from LA with them kissing, so those 'fans' probs wont b ther either) and as for fans of his acting….does he have any? no wonder they only charge £20 for VIP, maybe that way they will make back the £60 it cost to get him there, if they asked for anymore then maybe those three people wouldnt even pay to go see him.
Just in case you're not familiar with Manchester Perez, I can tell you on good authority than Opus is not even a decent enough place to be seen than the non-stars of the Manchester United reserves and their Posh-wannabe fag-hags.
wat did happen to jesse?!?!?!?!?
only twats go to opus.
nuff said.
Ok, Jessie Metcalf - who is he and what sitcom was he in again? I am clueless about this loser…..
Oh GOD and Campus in Glasgow is the PITS. It's full of skank 18 year old PE students. They send a bus round town full of scantily clad 'marketing girls' to drum up business. Yuck yuck yuck.
My friend had a girl bite his nipple in that club!
goddamn you fat twat. you do EXACTLY the same shit. only difference…you're totally gross and fat and stupid and faggy and smelly and morbidly obese and tres leches obsessed and vile and huge footed and muffin topped.
Perez went to NYU the same time as Jesse and had a huge crush on him…he use to follow Jesse around everywhere even into the bathroom and jerk off in the stalls and while holding his bookbag over his crotch area to cover it…. Jesse never said a mean thing to the cronic masturbator while in school.. Perez or Mario hates him so much for not loving him back he gets momentary relief by leaving these posts. Please don't see Perez as famous, but infamous - he sold his soul if he ever had one. I don't hate Perez, but i do feel sorry for him - if Karma is true I'd hope to be miles and miles away from this guy when it strikes.
He is really sweet! leave him alone.
Manchester is such a great city. He's a wanker tho
That place is literally next door to my apartment, its a shit hole full of scallies!!
NYU Tish: That is hilarious - for real! I have wondered why Perez did not like him…well now I know hahaha ROFL!
Jesse needs alittle success to stop the vicous tongues awaggin', and jesse get the cock outta yo mout
oh my god what a loser opus is shit anyway.
john tucker must die
Have I missed something? Who is this cock? Was he famous or something? Who freakin cares……
This venue is the worst! If Jesse is in the VIP area he'll be the only one!
OMG
WILL SWEETNESS BE THERE!!!!!!!!???????
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, that's funny. He's a hottie, but I read an interview when he supposingly went off on his agent over the phone saying, "I won't do that(Don't know what THAT was)I'm a MOVIE star." So you do one movie, John Tucker Must Die, which was kinda cute in a silly way, and now you're a movie star? Right.
He should have never left Passions. He has not done much since leaving that show.
hes comin to campus in glasgow too
check your facts big boy, Jesse's doing a movie starting tuesday in LA and we'll be working for a month…
Loving all the haters of OPUS. For those of you not twisted or banned because you dress like shit or act like an idiot, OPUS is actually Manchesters busiest nightclub with a top international comedy lounge and award winning restaurant as well!! www.opusmanchester.com if you want proof. As for if it's gonna be busy or not……..600 tickets already sold folks, guess someone over here still likes him!!
the air head should've been alot nicer to Perez - any publicity is good! however that movie he was in sucked. do bi/gay porn himbo
20 pounds for a VIP ticket!? 3 pounds a drink!? For UK clubs that's chicken feed! Poor Jesse's getting marked down.
Now THAT"S low! He can't even get acting jobs, so he's going to be a PARTY CRASHER! WOW!! Good going Jesse (NOT!!!!!!!)
Go wax your eyebrows some more. douche
wow! 40 bucksfor vip.. he must be one hell of a very important person!
wow! 40 bucks for vip.. he must be one hell of a very important person!
fuck jeese, i heard that he was recently at Olive Garden near Newport Beach and only tipped his waitress 7 bucks!!! what a bitch, those servers work harder than he ever did!!
the thing is, even with the whole nadine thing, noone actually knows who he is in england nvm manchester. im from manchester and the only reason i know who he is is because of prerez. i dnt get why the club wud pay for him to be there, surely they'l just loose money rather than gain it! who knows, i wont be goin doin tho!
Perez, you crack me up! Dirty toilet paper - ewwwwww!! But funny as hell. Jesse is such a loser and a bum - he thinks he's the biggest star in the world just because he appeared on a formerly popular TV show for one season! What a moron - his 15 minutes of fame was up a long time ago.
Oh my god - I live in Manchester. I will surely go and throw things at him.
opus is a fantastic club, it'll be a great night
one of the hottest guys around going to the hottest place in manchester what can be better
i met him once while i was having lunch. he's a genuinely nice guy….poor boy with some icky press….
will he take his shirt off and show off the only talent he has?
will he take his shirt off and show us the only talent he has?
Dear Horse-Head Perez: He's not "tainted in America". You're just jealous of him because he's so handsome and hot, and you're so UGLY and NOT!
*snicker*
I love that he only has 68 (69 now) comments. What was he in again and why don't people want to work with him?
He Is Also Comming To a Little Place In Wales.
Yes, Which Is Also In The Uk.
He Is Appearing In Bar Blu In Rhyl In The North Of Wales.
I Actuly Thought It Was a Joke, But Maybe Not.
Oh man…this city needs some kind of bylaw to keep assholes like this outta here.
Must admit, I still got a kick from seeing my humble homestead getting a mention from Perez. When are you coming to visit us? You'd be a celebrity guest worth venturing into the white trash have that is "Opus" for.
he is lucky he has his looks to fall back on.
i live in manchester, and opus is a rubbish night out, full of skanks!! also you would be silly to pay £20 or $40 to get into opus.
hes also planning an appearance to Scotland (Glasgow)….Doesnt this washed up idiot know that the Scots and Irish are good friends n we all love Nadine?!?!?!
doen't he think maybe this is the wrong road to be going down seeing as he was in rehab and had a drinking problem?