Lindsay Going To Jail!
Lindsay Lohan plead guilty to the nine misdemeanor charges - including two DUIs - against her on Wednesday.
The actresses' high-powered attorney was able to score a deal with the LA District Attorney that was pretty painless.
By law, because Lohan plead no contest to two counts of DUI, she becomes a second offender with two DUIs and like Nicole Richie must serve a minimum of four days in jail.
The judge just said Lindsay will serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.
As for the second DUI plea, she's ordered to serve 48 hours in jail. She must serve 24 hours by January 18th. Lohan had already served time when she was arrested and that will count towards her sentence.
Lindsay must also perform 10 days of community service and she was ordered "not to associate with people with controlled substances."
Lohan was not in court today. She's still on vacation in rehab in Utah.
On January 18th, Lindsay must show the court that she's successfully completed rehab.
All in all, the sweetness of celebrity justice scored Lindsay the MINIMUM possible sentence mandated by the law for a two time DUI offender in California, that's four days in jail.
Freedom is sweet when you can buy it!
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that is such bullshit ..i dont understand why just bc there famous they get off so easily. i dont care if they have money. a crime is a crime no matter who u r and thats the problem with the justice system in good old USA
Why can't she just be treated like a normal person? She got off easy.
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I was unaware that Bobby Brown and Pete Doherty had become Los Angeles District Attorneys!
This is PURE bullsh*t had this been ANYONE not a celebrity they would have done SERIOUS State Prison Time.
A "Normal" human would have been charged with:
Carjacking
Kidnapping
AND The Small amount of Cocaine, they would have (AS THEY ALWAYS DO) used the weight of the baggy itself to tip it over.
Max Sawdust!
wow poor girl!! poor careeer of hers
Wow.
Send her to jail and THROW AWAY THE KEY!
PLEASE!
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I hate this bitch so much….even more than Shitney. I guess she was right when she said "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f*** I want."
WHAT A JOKE. If any of us non-celebs were facing the same charges we'd have our asses in the slammer for more than 2 days!…This is a BIG ASS JOKE.
Lucky her, BIOTCH
ninth?
Fry the fire cunt
I wish that I was her cell mate!
She's such a dirty little ho!
wow,, she is lucky,, but I cannot see her staying clean and sober!
This is a real justice ..what can I say??
IT'S SO NICE TO BE CELEBS……
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Ain't that a byotch!
she is just a kid and she will learn one day i hope.. ok fuck her she is a dumb little whore!
pfff…I'm sick of her already!
Lindsay is a disgrace to the Human Race…..I effing hate her!!! She just needs to die, SERIOUSLY. The world doesnt need people like her!!!
i strongly dislike this bitch
that's a load of crap!!
FIRSTFIRSTIFIRSTT, i hate lindsay lohan
How is it possible that Paris only got 1 DUI and then she drove under a suspended license, didnt get another DUI, didn't have cocaine in her pocket, didn't run into a tree, didn't chase her ex-assistant down in an SUV that wasn't hers, all she did was drive under a suspended license and she got way more time in jail than this bitch. WTF?
LOL what a croc of shit
3rd DUI coming in the next 18mo's
this is ridiculous. she isn't going to change until she learns that there are severe reprocussions for her actions. Its really sad. I was glad when Paris was put in jail but I see now, how unfair it was that she got so much, now that lindsay is getting so little.
I think lindsay is done. I think she sees this as a joke, or else she would not of invited OK magazine to do a photoshoot of her. If she had been a normal person and not a celeb, she would be in jail for a very long time.
I think that 1 year in rehab would do her good. I know people whom suffer from mental illnesses, who stay in long-term residential treatment. These people are those who have been in rehab more than a couple times, all of them unsuccessful. although none of the people I know was there for substance abuse, and were there for eating disorders, I think that it would be the best for her.
dud this is major bullshit she got off with a slap on the hand what the hell i heard somewhere else that she is only going to actuallly sure one day becuase she is going to be credited for the day she got aressted n the jusde cut that in half so she would only surve one day…….wow thank god for our judicial system were everyone is treated equal..except for rich celeberties where they can get away with everything
unbelievable!
oh wow.
what BS.
they should lock up the trinity of bimbos for good…
anne hataway rocks!
luv ya perezito
what a bitch
1sttt!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1
this is fucking ridgoddamndiculous!
our country's legal system is a joke
I hope she realizes what a bullet she dodged. I would be up a nasty shit creek without a paddle or any other proper means of transporation if I had two DUI's and coke in my pocket and chased another car and went 100 MPH + down the highway…. I'm pretty sure I'd be styling in prison orange right now and learning to bat for the other side (no offense P.)
well its just like lndsay said im a fuckin celeb i can do what i want
i love lindsay lohan.
but thats F***IN ridiculous!
Pleaded, not plead. Learn to write.
FUCK THAT BITCH! She needs more jail time! This is bullshit! Only if you're a STAR life is easy!
Didn't she say something to the effect that nothing will happen to her because she's a movie star? Wow she's smater then we all thought.
Hells Yeah…U Go Lindsay!!!!!!
We Put Celebs On A Pedestal So Why Should We Be upset When They Get Special Treatment?
FLAWLESS - love her more than ever.
Everyone thinks the celebs are getting special treatment. My husband also has 2 DUI's (trust me I'm not proud)….we got a lawyer and he got out of the jail time altogether. They aren't really getting much special treatment. And by what Lindsay and Nicole got…you can see that Paris got railroaded.
The difference between Lindsey and Paris is that Lindsey actually was a bonified actor/celebrity and it is really sad that she is throwing that all away on a good time but she had a hellavu good lawyer who knew exactly how to work the system and get it done. But I do believe that Paris' "faux" celebrity status hurt her and the fact that Lindsey was at one time a talented actress helped her.
this is some fucking bullshit! did they even drug test this broad when she got arrested? if she had coke in her system and on her where the fuck is the possession of narcotics charge?! must be nice to be above the "law"…
WTF!!!!!!!!! How in the world does lilo get away w/ 4 frickin days when paris was locked up for 3 weeks for a lesser crime. makes absolutely no sense…..paris needs to get herself some better representation, stat!
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Nice justice system.
Last time I checked coke was a felony.
LiLo is a FELON
Paris has to go to prison for 3 weeks for driving disqualified twice…… But Lindsay 'I'm a crackwhore' Lohan gets done with 9 charges and she only has to serve a couple of days??? Is the judge retarded or just stupid?
I guess she would have to actually mow down a family of 5 before she gets treated like everyone else. Moral or the story - Only commit crimes if you are a celebrity - You can get away with it.
America is one FUCKED UP COUNTRY.
When you get sentences in HOURS for drunk driving, you deserve what you get in your pathetic country.
thats such bull shit
Why won't she just die and spare us all? This is total bs. I'll bet ANYTHING that she won't stay clean.
Arent' we over this coke head yet? She is so NOT well. Take a few years off, we are tired of your goddamn face and you freaky family, too.
I HATE THIS SLUT! This confirms it though, she will continue to be a coke whore. She needs help, the kind of helpyou get in jail.
WHAT A JOKE!!!!! IT PAYS TO HAVE MONEY, I GUESS. IF IT WAS AN' AVERAGE PERSON' THEY WOULD HAVE THROWN OUT PATHETIC ASSES IN JAIL.
shes on 4 years probation? theres no way she will keep out of trouble for that long
i cant believe they let her off so lightly. especially the whole car chase thing, she could have killed someone!!!! what a joke. paris looks like mother theresa in comparision!
MONEY TALKS,DRUGGIES WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
That Fat whore simply deserves more punishment than that…
Holy Crap!! Unbelievable…
Damn…is jail now the "IN" thing to do?
My friend and her daughter were killed by a drunk driver. Lindsay murder waiting to happen. Pathetic.
Have you noticed that all the RETARDS that stick up for Perez can't spell for shit??? Retarded 12 year olds, thats your demographic?
WHAT CRAP!
I like Lindsay - she's actually talented, unlike Paris, Nicole, Britney, etc. - but she needs a swift kick in the ass.
she deserves it! her career is over now.
That's actually enough to make me feel sorry for Paris . . . Remember she exclaimed that it wasn't fair? At least she didn't have coke in her system.
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Please keep your husband off the road. He is a proven danger to society.
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I am sure someone can give him a lift to the construction site, or rubbish site, or whereever it is people with no self control end up.
I would be more pissed off about this, but I think they go too harshly on everyday people for these kinds of crimes in the first place.
I AM SO MAD I HAVE STEAM COMING OUT OF MY EARS.
IS A CARJACKING OR KIDNAPPING A FELONY AND DOES THIS TREATMENT OF THIS SKANKY MEDIA HO NOT MAKE OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM A LAUGHING STOCK.
THIS IS LIKE THE JUSTICE SYSTEM FOR PETE DOGHERTY AND I AM DISGUSTED WITH THE D.A. OF LOS ANGELES WHO HAS BALLS SMALLER THAN A HAMSTER.
It sucks that she basically walked on this but knowing Lindsay, she is going to fuck up while on probation and end up back in jail.
It's only a matter of time and my guess is that it won't be that long because she is going to think that she owns the LAPD after skating on two DUI's.
that fucking blows… only in hollywood
this is sad. they should lock her up. im sorry. but they should.
How sad for her. This is going to be painless for her…it will happen again. Hopefully she won't kill anyone just herself.
So doesn't that mean she has no drivers lisc until 25 years old, right?
yea real fuckin justice.. huh? uhhh she makes me sick.. not as sick as her superstar wannabe parents.
thats bullshit anyone else would have got the book thrown at them. she gets 24hours wow thats showing her. and then she has til jan 18th to serve it? anyone else would have been taken into custody right then and there. not to mention a normal person would have been caught with weed and would have served 30-45 days and alot more for a repeat offender. its bullshit our justice system sucks ass and it proves the redheaded bitch was right. "shes famous she wont get in trouble".
AS EVERYONE AGREES, THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT, BUT WE'RE NOT HELPLESS. PEREZ IS THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA BECAUSE OF US SO LET'S ALL DO SOMETHING TOGETHER TO SHOW THIS BASEHEAD HOW POWERFUL WE ARE! BOYCOTT THIS BITCH! ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH THIS CRACKHEAD HO, DON'T BUY, DON'T LOOK AT, DON'T SUPPORT. THAT'S THE BEST REVENGE…FADE HER OFF INTO OBCURITY WHERE SHE BELONGS!!
IF SHE CAN'T ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE DRUG PROBLEMS HOW IS SHE GOING TO KEEP FUNDING HER EX-PROSTITUTE MOTHER DINA'S COKE HABIT???
THIS IS SUCH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking hate celebrities and hollywood for this exact reason. Lindsay deserves NOTHING…she has shit for brains!!!! All she is, is a Junkie Whore!!!! Her whole family is a joke as well as the way she represents herself. I hope she never works again…but she's gonna try and pull a Drew Barrymore, but unllike Lindsay, Drew has class. This ho has no education, no respect, and nothing to offer than watching her life spin outta control. She deserves to be sent to Alcatraz and eat rats that shit in her hair. FAKE BITCH!
Hey idiot,
Pleading no contest is in no way, shape or form pleading guilty.
With all the legal scrupples your fat ass is going through one of
your attorney's should have explained that to you.
she's a nasty roach!
I guess LiLo was right - "No one can touch me!" I'll touch her…with a freakin' baseball bat. Stupid twat-faced bitch. I am leaving this country. I have had enough. Fuck the whole system. Thank you L.A. D.A. you motherfuckers!
Drunk driving is a serious offense and I can't believe the laws in California are so lax!!
Oh well, when she does it the next time and finally kills someone maybe she'll be required to do a few months.
she must have an excellent lawyer , but the real test can she make it through 3 years probation??? hmmm =/
Such BULL! I wonder what kind of deal the city made for this load of crap! Paris gets 40 days and this hoe gets one! Oh well, i hope those other kids sue her pants off!
she must have an excellent lawyer , but the real test, can she make it through 3 years probation??? hmmm =/
she must have an excellent lawyer , but the real test, can she make it through 3 years probation??? hmmm =/
Wow, I have just about lost faith in the American justice system! She's an addict and broke the fucking law but got a slap on the wrist. I sincerely hope her career is over because I am so tired of her. What a loser, I'm sure rehab will work out real good for her. haha
this is total BULLSHIT, any normal person would already be locked up!! all this is showing her is that she truly CAN do whatever the fuck she wants because she will always either get a slap on the wrist or get off completely! and anyone with a fucking brain knows that she is incapable of staying sober until january. or is she going to wear another SCRAM ankelet to prove she can??
I did luv her, but this iz 2 much! What if she killed a loved one of yours' out there? She may, still! So I say this:
Don't see any more of her movies, I know I won't be! Directors hate 2 lose money, and won't hire anyone who causes them 2 lose money! What director will hire an actress who caused another direstor's last film 2 sink at the box office?? Once nobody hires her, she will straighten up! You might even be saving your loved one's lives on the road by doing this! This WILL work, I promise!!
Nice to be white.
Foxy Brown went to jail for FAR less than 2 DUI's.
Boycott Lindsey!!
Enough of these skanks.
Ill remember when I get my SECOND DUI with COCAINE on me to remind the judge to give me the Lindsay Lohan treatment.
ps: how can we get in touch with this joke of a district attorney?? i would LOVE to give him a piece of mind about the amount of justice he is serving.
I just got off the phone with a lawyer friend who was at the courthouse and he said she only has to serve 1 day !!!
I cant wait for Lindsey to fuck up AGAIN.
This will only embolden her to party even more.
Hopefully the next time she kills herself when she crashes. Then we will be rid of this trash.