Nicole Richie Begins Her Stay As A Prison Bitch

Thursday afternoon, mom-to-be, Nicole Richie, surrendered to law enforcement officials in Los Angeles.

She's currently resting comfortably far away from all the other convicts. Her stay in the country club is expected to last only 2 days, four max.

Too bad she won't be bunking with Lindsay! That hoe will be locked up in a couple of months.

Posted: Aug 23, 2007 at 8:44 pm / Email this »

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VAGINA SMELLER says – reply to this

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I WANT TO SMELL HER ASS AND VAGINA
stay says – reply to this

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aww poor bitch
shannon says – reply to this

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uh i thought she was out already. atleast that's what every other gossip sight is reporting!
nett says – reply to this

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first bitch
abby says – reply to this

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first, yay!
hangman says – reply to this

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As much as an attention monger as she is, I kinda feel bad for her. Okay, not any more.
Michael Freeby says – reply to this

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I want more Britney stories. =(
Bruce Tyrrell says – reply to this

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You Asshole, she is out already
travller says – reply to this

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Keep up perez. She's already out
Jessica says – reply to this

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Um….. She's already been realeased.
Allison says – reply to this

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an hour an a half later she left!
Angela says – reply to this

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Hope that baby likes bologna sammiches. Lord knows Mami likes it!
bob says – reply to this

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you were a little slow on this one. read it on yahoo first
kys says – reply to this

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she is already out. man you are old on the news!!! she got out this afternoon
lol says – reply to this

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First.
aahahahaha.
i think.
kim says – reply to this

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shes already out

spent a grand total of 87 minutes

i love her
christi says – reply to this

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she's already out… she was released at like 4:30pm
lol says – reply to this

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nvm, i wasnt first.
meh.
Amber says – reply to this

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You're late; she went in, now she's out. Less than 1 hour.
leslie says – reply to this

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that would be so badass if they did.
saniquassasdfsd says – reply to this

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wtf? shes out dumbass
susie says – reply to this

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Im kinda disappointed perez…I heard this first by a different site
Michael says – reply to this

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you know, she already got out already, she was only in for 82 minutes
Anon says – reply to this

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She's already out. keep up for god's sake.
ted says – reply to this

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she is already out
d says – reply to this

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SHE IS ALREADY OUT!
Kim says – reply to this

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E News said that she was already released after an hour of being booked! That's lame!!
ChicagoCarrie says – reply to this

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SHE IS OUT ALREADY!!!
lauren says – reply to this

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they should throw away the key. ugh, she is soooo ugly. i have heard that two ugly people can still give birth to a cute kid, i hope thats the case for this poor baby. that baby better get used to the nannies cuz thats who's gonna be raising him.
Sophia says – reply to this

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She's already out! 82 minutes.
scosco says – reply to this

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NICOLES ALREADY OUT!!! YOU'RE LATE PEREZ
ljay says – reply to this

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bitch
lady says – reply to this

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Um, she's already out after 2 hours.
Jessica says – reply to this

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I can't believe all these bitches are getting locked up! LMAO!
HEATHER says – reply to this

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I WISH HER WELL. HOPEFULLY SHE'LL ONLY HAVE TO DO TWO DAYS. AT LEAST SHE ACKNOWLEDGES HER MISTAKES AND IS PREPARED TO TO THE CRIME. AS THEY SAY "YOU DO THE CRIME,YOU DO THE TIME". I AM VERY HAPPY THAT SHE HAS TURNED HER LIFE AROUND. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK NICOLE!
Geo says – reply to this

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first
sacramento says – reply to this

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She is already out Perez!!
Lara says – reply to this

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She's already out!
kiki says – reply to this

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shes already out
Jose says – reply to this

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Perez Nicole is already outta Jail .. !!
Jake Ryan says – reply to this

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You're like the last gossip site to post this. She was already released.
casual observer says – reply to this

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it's a shame that someone (anyone?) can be convicted of 2 dui charges and only have to go to jail for 4 days…
sara says – reply to this

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i actually dont mind nicole richie
shes wayy better then paris hilton
mark says – reply to this

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you're falling behind…..she's been released.
k says – reply to this

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what do you mean comfortably? is she not in a cell?
krisko says – reply to this

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daym!!!! 84 minutes in jail????? WTF!!!!!!
erin says – reply to this

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get with it, she's out.
Daisy says – reply to this

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Um, Perez…..she's already out.
seeker says – reply to this

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i hear she is out already, after 83minutes
Lloyd says – reply to this

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Annnddd she's out
bitch says – reply to this

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Try 82 minutes only!
doug says – reply to this

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shutup you fat fuck perez
trippyhippy says – reply to this

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She is already out. 82 minutes for driving down the wrong side of the freeway drunk.
molly says – reply to this

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but i thought she only served an hour and half. Regardless i dig this nicole.
Meredith Z. says – reply to this

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too bad it's not 'for' a couple of months…
Sue says – reply to this

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First
Blanca Comer says – reply to this

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you are a lil late Perez!! she is OUT now!
nina says – reply to this

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shes out now
Joe says – reply to this

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she's already out
Ava says – reply to this

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Shes out dummy.
sam says – reply to this

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amy wino and hubby went nutso on each other!!!!!!!!!!!
WINO says – reply to this

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It's pictures of Amy Wino and her husband all bloody and shit from a fight in their hotel room yesterday morning.

The two were caught wandering the streets of London at 4:30am yesterday. Wino had blood on her beat ass ballet slippers and on her jeans. Her husband…well..he looks like he was attacked by one of Pete Doherty's crack cats!

At 11pm Wino was seen taking a package from a girl on the corner of her hotel. Hours later hotel guests complained about fighting coming from her room.

A source said, "She was cowering in the corner and I thought he was going to hit her. When the lift door opened, she took off across the lobby at a real pace. He was chasing after her and was about five paces behind by the time she got to the main hotel entrance."

Wino ran into the streets and flagged down a car. She begged them to let her in and they took her down the road to a gas station where she bought ciggies. Her husband chased after the car, but couldn't keep up. He continued to wander the streets looking for her.

Eventually her husband got her to meet up with him and they walked back to the hotel together.

I am speechless! You have to see these pics. I can't post them here, but click to see them.

This is beyond cracktastic! This shit makes "Cops" look like Masterpiece Theater! They are going to kill one another. They are like two crazed possums!
baby joel says – reply to this

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She's out!!
steph-dog says – reply to this

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awww oh well hopefully she will learn her pregnant ass a lesson… she is cute though
Annonymous says – reply to this

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thats my hoe!
D says – reply to this

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Boee.
pissed says – reply to this

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82 mins in jail? what a joke.
shove that pregnant bitch back in there! WTF is up with california giving celebrities extra slack?
ashley79thompson@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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perez she is out already- update!
Phillip says – reply to this

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Aww poor Nicole I love her but not Lindsay. She needs to go.
me says – reply to this

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shes already out you douche
Mik says – reply to this

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1st =)
d says – reply to this

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Shes already out Perez..

a little slow on the news eh?
casual observer says – reply to this

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*ammendment*
it's a shame (blah, blah, blah) 82 plus/minus minutes for a 2nd dui conviction…
rita says – reply to this

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first
OMG says – reply to this

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she already got out after a whole 30 minutes!!
Samantha says – reply to this

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amy wino and hubby went nutso on each other!!!! carazy!!!!
nae says – reply to this

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LATE
priscilla says – reply to this

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E said they just released her …….
bitchasss says – reply to this

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umm… she was already released! GET WITH IT FATASS!
xoxo
How Curious says – reply to this

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She went without drama or cops or screaming or crying . . . maybe she is growing up . . .
liz says – reply to this

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she's already out
stef says – reply to this

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she's already out she was only in for 82 mins!! damn perezito, I emailed you about this..lol
Me says – reply to this

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Hoe is already released…Shame.
NewsSlave says – reply to this

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Catch up. She was let out after only 82 minutes.
Some sentence.
Kitty says – reply to this

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She's out! The wires are saying that she's already out of jail… 82 minutes in the slammer and her sentence is over!
kaci says – reply to this

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you are way behind today perez
skoot says – reply to this

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she's already out.
Anonymous says – reply to this

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Umm, I believe she is already out of jail. It is all over the gossip websites.
one says – reply to this

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ONEEEE!!!
rick says – reply to this

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yayyyyy shes been discharged on served less than 2 hour. wat to go nicole, WE LOVE YOU
jessica says – reply to this

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PARIS MUST BE PIST!!! 27 DAYS IN JAIL VS THIS SHIT! HAHAH LINS WASN'T EVEN IN COURT!! PARIS ALWASY GETS SCREWED AND SHE LOVES IT! WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE AMERICA?????!?!?!? WHATEVER 27 DAYS WAS STILL LET OFF EASY CAUSE SHE IS WHITE AND RICH! THIS COUNTRY IS SO RACIST! AND CLASSIST; IF THATS EVEN A WORD!!
Reeee says – reply to this

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isnt she out now? 82 minutes in lock up or something?
Leah says – reply to this

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I mean 82 minutes…
Matthew says – reply to this

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She's Out! I'm so happy for her! I love you Nicole!
Kelly says – reply to this

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Nicole gets 82 minutes, and Lindsay gets sentenced to jail for one day. If I were Paris Hilton, I would be pissed that my
'friends' were getting off so easy. But I think Paris is more graceful than that now and she could say a lot by not saying a word about it.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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The bitch served less than 2 hours!
Mary says – reply to this

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I heard she is out already ! Come on perez - get with it!
vegan says – reply to this

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she only served like 82 min. she's already out!!!
Naomi says – reply to this

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She's already out of Jail
ellie says – reply to this

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BORING! when are you going to report about amy winehouse's fightin'???