One Night With Ro

Rosie O'Donnell is doing Lincoln Center!
Making the most of her time off, the recently departed View co-host will be officially performing stand-up comedy in NYC for the first time in years.
CLICK HERE to get all the details on her show and why she's doing it.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
New York, NY (August 23, 2007) - The New York Comedy Festival (NYCF) announces today that Rosie O'Donnell is joining the roster of stars taking the stage for the ultimate comedy festival the week of November 6-11, 2007 at top venues throughout the city. Rosie will perform on the NYCF's opening night Tuesday, November 6 at 8:00 pm at Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center. She will be joined by a number of special guests. Rosie's performance will benefit her organization Rosie's Broadway Kids, an education organization dedicated to enriching the lives of children through the arts.
"I am honored to open this year's New York Comedy Festival! There is no better city in the world and I am looking forward to taking the stage for a great cause," says O'Donnell.
The Fourth Annual NYCF's roster also includes celebrated comics Sarah Silverman performing at Carnegie Hall on November 7; Denis Leary at the Beacon Theatre on November 8; Louis CK at Town Hall on November 8; Artie Lange at Town Hall on November 9; Damon Wayans at the Beacon Theatre on November 9; Bill Maher at the Beacon Theatre on November 10 and Seth MacFarlane at Avery Fisher Hall on November 11.
The 2007 NYCF is presented by Carolines on Broadway and The Alliance Agency, American Express, exclusive broadcast partners WNYW/Fox 5 and WWOR/My9 New York, internet media sponsor MySpace.com, The New York Post and Time Out New York.
For more information on the Festival and to purchase tickets, please visit www.nycomedyfestival.com .















































She is a big fat tub of lard!!!!!FIRRRSSSTTT!
sounds fun
The queen of Crazytown!
She's doing comedy again! I think her opinions can be a show all by themselves,
good on her anyway!
Ewwwwweeeeee!
u are a gay fag
u are a gay fag
err ok
She is so yucky, I can't stand the sight of her. Sorry!!
She is a fat, lesbian, ignorant bitch and I wish she would fall off the face of the Earth!!!!!!! She needs to be stopped!
Who wants to lick Rosies camel toe?
wow
she is not even funny…lame
I don't agree with everything she says, but I loves me some Rosie. Good on you for being yourself and saying what you believe no matter what!
1st
SHE'S A FAT PIG HYPOCRITE UGLY COW! Always giving her opinion on everything…look girl take some advice from others…stop eating all those carbs, get on the tread mill and lose about 100 lbs in your face and then start preaching, because you have no credibility looking like the pig u are
I want to fuck the shit out of her fat jelly rolls. Oooh baby I would so handle that huge ass of hers….Damn im going to spunk just thinking about it…Im flapping of to that picture as I type…
ewwwwwwww
The queen RETURNS
The Rosie View Song
sung to the tune of ‘The Flintstones Song’
.
"Rosie, she’s our Rosie,
She spouts and spurts to our unending glee,
from her home of The View,
She skews the news for all to see,
.
Someday, will our Rosie win the fight,
Go straight, join the Republicians and the Right,
Oh no, we don’t think so,
She’ll have a gabba gabba do time, more gabba do time,
she’ll have a gay old time!”
..
..
The Rosie Ooo Song
sung to the tune of “the Scoobie Doo Song”
.
“Rosie Rosie Ooo,
where are you?
we miss your rants on TV now,
.
all the other gals,
are just cows,
you wore the pants for sure gal,
.
when it is all said and done you had your fun, you rocked, and had your way,
hey hey, hey,
now you are doing something new and they can screw, your through eating their hay,
hey, hey, hey,
.
Rosie Rosie Ooo,
we like you,
in spite that you are Rosie,
.
no one else we know,
can do a show,
the way that you do what you do!”
Rash Manly therashreport.com
.
.
The Rosie View Song
sung to the tune of ‘The Flintstones Song’
.
Rosie, she’s our Rosie,
She spouts and spurts to our unending glee,
from her home of The View,
She skews the news for all to see,
.
Someday, will our Rosie win the fight,
Go straight, join the Republicians and the Right,
Oh no, we don’t think so,
She’ll have a gabba gabba do time, more gabba do time,
she’ll have a gay old time!”
.
Rash Manly therashreport.com.
O.K…..Will all the fat, ugly, HOMOS stop blogging on everything. Nothing but angry gay fools hating on everyone. Get a life. IF the people on here are such losers then what does that make you. They're rich, traveled the world and famous, but their losers. Your gay, or broke, or ugly and no one cares what you do…hmm but their losers.
Good Lord, she's resorted to the same shapeless wardrobe that the Barefoot Contessa wears show after show on Food Network!!
they should stop giviang attention to this fat BIG MOUTHED BITCH
first
That guy behind her has the loudest shirt I've ever seen
what. who cares.
fat ugly dyke
Fuck Rosie!
She's an ignorant bitch who thinks she knows everything about anything.
"Since when has fire ever melted steel?" - Rosie discussing 9/11 on The View
…since ALWAYS you dumbass!
who cares why she is doing it, anyone who actually PAYS to hear her speak mist be out of their mind.
Can every one PLEASE stop talking about this fat ugly bitch and maybe then she'll go away!! What a loser!!
Not a Rosie fan, even though I think she might have actually been funny for 5 minutes 100 years ago.
I THINK ROSIE IS THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE. EVER SINCE THE KELLY RIPPA DEAL I AM OVER HER. I CAN'T INAGINE HER STAND UP ROUTINE BEING FUNNY. ARE HER JOKES RECITED HIKU STYLE??
LOVES HER!!!
What is wrong with all of you people…shes awesome!
Please dear God-someone shoot this douchebag. It will be the happiest day on the planet.
Any hunters?
I have to say, I pretty much don't like that lot lizzard.
I would get so pissed that people would call her a 'hero' and say that she is a icon for the gay community. GIVE ME A BREAK she hid it for how many years and put up a front? She's not brave, she's a neverwas attention whore. But she was pretty smokin' (as much as one could be for being rosie) that one movie with the leather and whips *ducts for lighting*
Rosie rocks! One of the few celebrities with no false bravados… agree or disagree with her opinions she is real.
LOCK'N'LOAD Rosie.
What a load! MMMOOOOOOOOOOO!
what's with the butterfly on her shoulder?
is that her nemesis the donald in the background?
Nice floral.
everyone looking DEAD sexy as always =)
who gives a shit what this waste of space says. just stfu
I LOVE ROSIE O'DONNELL!!!!!!!!!! GO RO GO RO GO RO
Awww bless her heart. She's an angel and one of the most loving, caring and generous celebs. I wish her well.
I wonder if her partner Kelly has to use bungee cords to hold back Ro's fat so they can at least try to do it
Rosie is so down to earth and real. She cares so much about her family, her friends and fans. Plus she has the #1 blog online!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here come the usual low life haters to say "fat fat fat" an spew other vulgarities.
here's some free advice… STFU!!!
NASTY, UNFUNNY, HATEFUL COW! GO AWAY ALREADY!
She's great!! So real and so funny in person. Great comedianne!!
YOU GO GIRL!!! I LOVE YA ROSIE!!!!
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HATERS GET A LIFE!!!!
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ROSIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!
judibOOty you suck!!!!
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WE ALL KNOW ROSIE O'DONNELL IS WONDERFUL!!!
THERE I'VE SAID!!! SO THE HATERS CAN KMA!!!!
Who cares, Rosie who? Shouldn't she be at home eating? You don't get that figure without working hard.
She was funny years ago when she was on the VH1 comedy shows. She was still sort of funny when she had her daytime show. Once she left the show, came out of the closet and got her hair cut, she's nauseating. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, BUT, that doesn't mean everyone else wants to hear them… ALL THE TIME!!!! Also, she doesn't have to be so militant about her opinions either.
wow, just takes one outspoken woman to illuminate all the homophobes in the world….funny they are even doing on a gay guys site…gotta make you wonder what they think of the out spoken gay fat guy..p -nasty…lol.. well i say rock on to all the obnoxiously honest gays out there..that would include moi!!!!!
Rosie O'Donnell is NOT FUNNY!!!
Rosie is the real deal. I do not agree with everything she says but she sure makes me think and take a second look at things.Why do people think its a low blow to call someone fat gay or stupid. No one is an expert on all things. This life is about learning and growing everyday. If someone is lucky enough to find love and someone to share their life with then they should be called Fortunate and gay. Live and let live people.If you do not like Rosie or anyone else just don't go see them. This is from a fat old straight happy fortunate person.
Rosie is the Queen! Not Perez!
She is sooooo gross
I hate her .. I dont know how she has fanss
you people r so gross with ur comments. how can u speak about a person like that and toss in the words fat and lesbian like they r insults. shes a funny lady if u dont like her dont go see her.
la grande grosse vache
she is so gross, I actually get un morceau de vomi
whenever I see her.
Who really cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't even read most of the comments. Why does everyone write so poorly? Gracious!
Anyway, viva la Rosie! Many blessings on you and your family, my lady!
I CANNOT stand Rosie…she is such a bitch. you can tell she is one of those celebrities who are a total bitch in real life and only to charity work for the Notoriety. She is such a gross slob. There is nothing sexy about her. puke
could she be more yesterday? noone cares about her anymore!
HAAAAA.
wasn't she on the view for like 5 hours
I wouldn't pay money to see this illiterate, uninformed pig get bitch-slapped by Hasselcrack much less do comedy. Fuck her and her causes and her opinions and her stupid, moronic fucking blog.
This woman is a comlete FREAK! I feel sorry for her "wife" and kids.
I THINK SHE IS FUNNY I HOPE SHE DOES A TOUR
I fukn hate that bitch. She is a loud obnoxious cunt and I hope she dies
Yo Go Ro. Own that stage, Bitch!
HYPOCRITE, LOUD MOUTH STUPID BITCH, NASTY LESBIAN, NEEDS TO GO INTO HIDING AND STAY THERE!
Is the blonde to the right of rosie a man or a woman? Just curious cause I honestly can't tell….and I'm not trying to be funny or rude, though I think I'm achieving both right now.
KILL ROSIE
KILL ROSIE
KILL ROSIE
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KILL ROSIE
MEDIA DIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is ugly, she is fat as lard and an arrogant dyke! Whats she doing on this page?? boot her off stage on her fat lard ass!!! Thanks, I feel better now!
Finally she's going back to what she does best.
But I believe she's a day late and a dollar short. 6 years ago I would have paid to see her but now, shes just a showboater and a soap-boxer.
I am SOOOOOO tired of O'Donnell and her loud, obnoxious and poor behavior. You're a "cutie patooty" if you agree with her and an idiot if you do not. I never thought she was funny and I would not pay a penny to see her now. What do people see in her? Her politics and comedy don't mix. Remember folks: "People who lie get cancer." That's what Rosie said to one of her minions at her failed magazine who had cancer. This is WHO she is. No thanks…………….
y do lezbos have the worst fashion sense? gross
You are a bunch of assholes. She is doing the show for charity. What have you ever done for anyone? If you hate her so much, why didn't you skip the article? Why did you take the time to post the message? You are a sick MF with no life.
Do any of you morons dogging her have any idea what Rosie is really about, obviously not. You believe all the crap they put out on Fox news as they twist her words and make her seem like some kind of liberal monster. She is anything but. She has done more for children's causes in New york City then most celebrities have even attempted. She has spent Millions of her own money opening a school for children, buying the property and paying for the renovations. Why do I know this? Because I read, because I lsten, because I research and make up my own mind, because I don't believe the right wing conservation garbage that most of you are spoon fed and take for fact daily. Rosie is an American hero, she speaks her mind, and represents the exact freedom of speech that this adminstration wants to take away. You silence someone like Rosie and tomorrow they will find a way to silence you. Don't believe it? Read the recent law that the asshole Bush passed when no one was looking making it possible for people to be arrested for being outspoken. Don't beleve it? Go on the official websight of the White house and it is there for all to read. You don't have to agree with her, what you have to do is defend her right to say it or else one day you might not be able to.
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FAT UGLY SKANK
Rosie is the best thing that ever happened to the view!!! I thank her for not kicking my skanky ass!!!
Did anyone see the weirdo in the bahama shirt poised in the background. Creepy!
Rosies a big mouth b******! Shes stupid! I'm sorry but I can't stand Rosie. Shes..AUGH! Mrs. Big Mouth Show Off who thinks she knows everything when she doesn't.
She is mentally unstable. I feel so sorry for Kelli. Can you imagine having to lick Rosies twat?
It's amazing how much it upsets certain people when a woman expresses her views (which by the way, Rosie was paid to do on The View). It is also quite immature when someones only response to Rosie's views are "fat, lesbian, cow, pig" and so on. Do you seriously think that you are clever when this is all you can say??? You are all big losers next to Rosie. She is not only successful, she is funny, intelligent and articulate.
ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK ROSIE IS NOT ENTERTAINING IN ANY WAY; I JUST WONDER HOW MANY MILLIONS YOU GUYS HAVE???? AND OUT OF THE MEASLEY INCOME YOU DO MAKE, WHAT PERCENTAGE TO *YOU* DONATE TO CHARITY, ANY CHARITY?? YAH …. I THOUGHT SO.
I can't believe how many "sickos" there are in the US. Whether you like O'Donnell or not, why pick on her weight and sexual preference? That is soooooooo bad. Shame on you; you are total warped wackos!!!! Take a good look at yourselvs; many of you need so much help; you are "Blind B—–ds"!!! Instead of helping yourselves, you graphically mock others. I happen to enjoy RO's humor and her benevolence to causes that need to be addressed. Good on her!!!!!!!!!! AMEN!!!
Who needs details? Who the fuck would want to spend money or time on seeing this loud-mouthed bitch?
But she's not funny. Unless she's trying to be serious.
she is fuckin" awesome-it will sell out for sure!
I don't like her cuz she is a hypocrite! She preaches green - then guzzles gas in a private jet. She preaches child safety then let's her kids swim in the ocean with NO life vest. She preaches gun control, then her security carries guns. She is for equal right, but won't hire a male nanny. She makes TV shows but sends her kids to a Waldorf school which bans all kids from seeing TV and she preaches peace and then fights with everyone! She is a big hypocrite
Why the 'fat' comments? If you don't agree with her or her politics, say that….(shaking head in disgust at today's generation.) I, for one, am glad that SOMEONE…ANYONE will stand up and speak out against any kind of discrimintation, which she does. GO RO!
She is a nasty fat human seething with hatred . I wish she would go away .
You can't keep a good women down! No matter what you shit heads say about her. Sorry about your luck….. not!
horrible, desagradable tortillera!!!!
LONG LIVE ELIZABETH
LONG LIVE ELIZABETH
LONG LIVE ELIZABETH
LONG LIVE ELIZABETH
Boy — the site of Rosie sure does bring the homophobes and fatophobes out of their trailers. Y”know, if she bothers you that much, don't look, don't watch, don't listen. Just sit back and contemplate your own perfection.
I am sooooooooooooooo glad your off the view. stay off TV forever
Rosie is not only funny but she does so much good to help the poor.
Yeah for Rosie's Broadway Kids!!!
Rosie O'Fatass is doing a show. Who care? She's a loudmouth liberal tub of guts who got fired from the View because she couldn't keep her pie hole shut. She had to go on and on about her extreme left wing views and offended most of her audience. Rosie is over. Her career is done. She's a fat, ugly lesbo has been.