Talk To The Hand, Bitch

Filed under: Vince Vaughn

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Does Vince Vaughn really need a bodyguard????

Get over yourself, queen!

Maniston's former bitch made his way to Crimson nightclub in Hollywood on Wednesday night.

Upon departure, VV had his bodyguard attempt to cockblock the photogs and prevent them from getting their shots.

No one cares about you anymore Vince! You should pay the pooparazi to take your picture!

P.S. Did the bodyguard go peepee in his pants??? He's got a big wet stain in the crotch area!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

    Posted: Aug 23, 2007 at 1:27 pm / Email this  »

    311 comments to “Talk To The Hand, Bitch”

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    1. Judy says – reply to this


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      word.

    2. Melanie says – reply to this


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      LOL his bodyguard looks like a douchebag ;P

    3. Scarlett says – reply to this


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      Damn, he looks rough these days. Not that he was ever hot to begin with, but at least he looked healthy. But now - if he was walking behind me I'd cross to the other side of the street.

    4. Homo says – reply to this


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      He's NOT that fierce, he never was even close, even when he dated Aniston.

    5. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


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      Ok look closely at the bodyguards pants look around the dick area……………did this body guard dribble? or did he just have a lap dance? hahahahahahaha
      could i possibley be FIRRRRRST? :)

    6. nina says – reply to this


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      He looks BAD! He looks like he's been sick or something!

    7. Carrie says – reply to this


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      looks like the bodyguard pee'd on himself. ewwwww

    8. fsd says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

    9. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Did the bodyguard wet himself over the photogs? that's gross.. use some paper next time, or drip a little longer…

    10. blabitty blah says – reply to this


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      is he selling hotdogs - it looks like his fly is down

    11. Emma says – reply to this


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      haha

    12. I says – reply to this


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      HOT!

    13. korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this


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      looks like perrazez pimp

    14. Smellers says – reply to this


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      Does the bodyguard have a little wet spot???
      Vince is looking old…still a funny guy though.

    15. dingbat says – reply to this


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      Is that a pee-trail on the bodyguard's pants?
      EEw!

    16. ADORABLE says – reply to this


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      He doesn't first bitches

    17. jarvis says – reply to this


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      ew….. ew ew ew…. saggy eyeballs does NOT need a bodyguard… he's nasteeeeee!

    18. Dee says – reply to this


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      is that dribble-piss on his pants?

    19. wtf says – reply to this


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      Did he pee his pants?

    20. jennzz says – reply to this


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      he was better looking when he was Jennifer's bitch,, now,, not so much,, hehe

    21. kat says – reply to this


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      perez should pay people to have his photo taken too.

    22. Mamie says – reply to this


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      I didn't even notice Vince, I thought his bodyguard was Gummi Bear!!!

    23. trista says – reply to this


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      its probably because of that brawl he got in with steve bucemi

    24. diana says – reply to this


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      for a second there i thought woody harleson got wicked tall.
      oh vincent, when did you get so fugly? put the weight back on, honey.

    25. LL says – reply to this


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      What a wimp.

    26. hehe says – reply to this


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      It looks like his bodyguard pee'd a little! hehe

    27. Shaquita says – reply to this


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      Okay did V V's bodyguard piss himself. I can't believe you missed that Perez! Doesn't he know to shake it before you put it away.

    28. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Does anyone else notice the bodyguard's pee stain on his pants!?

    29. Kate says – reply to this


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      That is a body guard? He looks like a big out of shape bohemuth…. My ten-year-old daughter could take him.

    30. zayra says – reply to this


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      the bodyguard's shirt says CABRON….wow…do you think it is because of vince?

    31. hope says – reply to this


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      Now, that is one hot mess!

    32. Sarah says – reply to this


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      I care about Vince, Perez. He's hilarious!

    33. Catie says – reply to this


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      Nice piss dribbles on the bodyguards crotch!!

    34. whoaw says – reply to this


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      vince watever isnt that great

    35. patticakes says – reply to this


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      he whats with the dribble on the bodyguards weiner???eeeewwwwwww

    36. sexypanda says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    37. Mark says – reply to this


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      Did the body guard just go pee? I think he dribbled a bit.

    38. Kim says – reply to this


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      he looks like hw wet himself.

    39. Pedro says – reply to this


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      ew, does anyone see the pee pee stain on the bodyguard. GROOOOSSSSSS

    40. Pedro says – reply to this


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      ew, does anyone see the pee pee stain on the bodyguard. GROOOOSSSSSSss

    41. Nasty says – reply to this


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      Did you miss the urine stain on the front of fatty's pants?

    42. patticakes says – reply to this


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      whats with the dribble on the bodtguards weiner???eeeeewwwww

    43. Emma says – reply to this


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      sniicheee

    44. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Wow, its that guy!
      That guy that was in some movie!
      Oh, I remember, he played Norman
      Bates in the Psycho remake.
      .
      Great acting there,…uh…Vince…
      .
      Rash (film critic) Manly The Rash Report

    45. dreadkitty says – reply to this


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      Actually that "bodyguard" is Big Daddy, the owner of the Velvet Margarita Cantina. Just sayin…

    46. ADORABLE says – reply to this


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      Too bad no one cared about Vince even when he was with Maniston, it was never about him, the attention was really only there because she finally had a man. Vince is so avg. he just wasted his money on the bodyguard I doubt anyone was even noticed him.

    47. missv says – reply to this


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      OMG did you see the little drip spot on the bodyguard's croch?! He must have been really excited at the night club!

    48. rinTexas says – reply to this


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      Nice pee pee trail on the bodyguards pants.

    49. Scott says – reply to this


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      Maybe the bodyguard should have "shaken" a little longer after taking a leak. Nice wet spot champ!

    50. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Ann Heche played in rhe Psycho
      remake also,
      talk about type casting!

    51. Amanda says – reply to this


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      Ewwwwww! Did anyone else notice that the bodyguard either wet himself or didn't shake it dry?

    52. juk says – reply to this


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      stinky

    53. he looks rough says – reply to this


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      What a twat

    54. jamie says – reply to this


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      If no one cares about him, then why did you put his pic up?

    55. martha says – reply to this


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      its that a cum stain on the bootyguard??/

    56. haha says – reply to this


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      He looks rough….

    57. #10 says – reply to this


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      #10 and all the ones b4 are the funniest!!!!!imma start using that(wat #10 said)

    58. Stupid, stupid Perez.. says – reply to this


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      Why do you always call her Maniston? I see no guy traits at all. She's gorgeous and a very talented actress. Just because she was in a relationship with Vince Vaughn, does NOT mean you have to bring her up. Same when you report news about Angelina Jolie. They are all separate people PEREZ, get over it. You say the world doesn't care about him, he's actually a very funny actor and has made his OWN money. You make your's from trashing people when you yourself are a nobody and one of the ugliest people I've ever seen. I come to your site cuz you have good information, but quite frankly when you make fun of people, who are you? A nobody who used a knock of name of Paris Hilton to get famous.. I think it is YOU who needs to get over YOURSELF. That is all..

    59. jamie says – reply to this


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      if no one cares about him anymore, then why did you put this story up?????

    60. Jewelzp says – reply to this


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      This is so disturbing. Is Vince's fly open? Also what is that very upsetting dribble on the private area of his "bodyguard". Looks like someone forgot to shake their wee wee.

    61. kristof belgium says – reply to this


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      OMG his bodygard has pee-stains, I guess the smell will keep the (2 amateur) papz on a distance :-)

    62. UK girl says – reply to this


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      Ha ha ha it looks like the Bodyguard peed himself

    63. Alwyz Checkin says – reply to this


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      Look at the dribble on the bodyguard's pants…sucks to be him!

    64. Andrew says – reply to this


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      yeah he does look ragged….no reason to hate on vince tho!

    65. shinguardz says – reply to this


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      The bodyguard looks amazing, look at the hat, lipstick (?), and earrings? O__o

    66. smaff says – reply to this


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      someone needs to guard Vince against his bad outfit

    67. Perez'a Love Child says – reply to this


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      I guess he figured he needed protection after the fight he had with the jet ski the other day.

    68. Hey, no... says – reply to this


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      Vince Vaughn is a great guy. You said TV that you shine the light on celebrities behaving bady. He's not. You're inventing dramz that just aren't there.

      You call those who want their picture taken attention whores, but have a problem with VV who doesn't want his picture taken. Double standard, dude.
      Furthermore, if no one cares and he would have to pay to get pictures taken, why is he having to fight them off???

      You no make sense, man. Be a man and take it back!!

    69. JFab says – reply to this


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      Is it just me, or does his bodyguard look like Gummi Bear Davis?? Maybe he finally had to get a job - w/all the rumors about his parents cutting him off… maybe

    70. Melissa says – reply to this


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      Yea and they all went wee wee wee all the way home lmao!

    71. JB says – reply to this


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      What is up with the dribble on his pants? (check it out in the crotch area)!!!

    72. debs says – reply to this


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      Since when did Gummi Bear become a bodyguard?

    73. LaurenRae says – reply to this


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      Is that his bodyguard or a member of Run DMC???

    74. Julie is laughing says – reply to this


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      Ok you all see it too! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    75. Jason says – reply to this


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      The bodygaurd pee'd his pants

    76. mark13 says – reply to this


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      fuck you vince vaughns thes fucking man

    77. Kate says – reply to this


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      That looks like pre-cum

    78. suzykenyon says – reply to this


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      why are V.V.'s pants unzipped AND the boobyguard has that drippage going on???

    79. DeviousD says – reply to this


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      The bodyguard got a little excited….haha…loser.

    80. Christine says – reply to this


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      I like VV. He's funny in his movies. I can understand a bodyguard.. he's an A-lister. What makes me laugh though is when people hold up a hand or try to block a face with a book or something so that the 'stars' pic is not taken. Give me a break. If you don't want your pic taken, A-Don't go into showbiz, B-stay home, or C-go out incognito. It's just so silly when they 'try' no to have their pics taken. They should be thanking their lucky stars somebody even wants to take it!

    81. DeborisAnna says – reply to this


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      isshhhh….

    82. paco says – reply to this


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      dude, if vince thinks he needs a body gaurd then he might want to consider getting the guy some huggies!

      what a loser… the guy's still in a daze from Jen's bodacious bod!

    83. flee says – reply to this


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      That's not his bodyguard. That's his good friend, Carlos - Owner of some of Vince's LA haunts.

    84. Charissa says – reply to this


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      Are VV's pants undone? I do love him though.

    85. kj says – reply to this


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      1st…. pee on pants not cool
      2nd….old lady flabby arms

    86. NancyBoy says – reply to this


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      Why would ANYBODY possibly care if he was in their immediate vicinity?

    87. Lunsford says – reply to this


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      "Maniston"

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    88. Soz says – reply to this


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      HIS FLY IS SO UNDONE!! AND HE HAS ON BLUE PANTIES.

    89. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


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      VV is probably afraid that someone is going to attack him with an extreme makeover!!!!!

    90. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Vince, G.Q. Magazine just called
      and they love your outfit in this photo!!
      .
      Have your people call their people
      around lunchish tomorrow, V man, caio.

    91. gross says – reply to this


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      the pee thing is nasty…and only you would point that out…

    92. Sisi says – reply to this


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      I think Vince's fly is open.

    93. Apple says – reply to this


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      It looks like the big brave bodyguard didn't give his little willy a good enough shake after he peed. Sure hope he washed his hands at least, but I doubt that too!

    94. Mama says – reply to this


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      Is Vince's pants undone?

    95. kjj says – reply to this


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      MY GRANDMA WANTS HER SUNGLASSES BACK!!!!!…. P.S YOU CAN USE HER DEPENDS … PISS BOY

    96. Holly says – reply to this


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      Nice "halter" top. Skank.

    97. BEYONCE says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwwwckk lmaoooooooooooooooooooo .. why u scoping at his pee pee? huh..

    98. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      He is the best! At times I am sure he does need a bodygaurd. He seems like the kinda guy that just wants to go out and have a good time without worrying about being photographed. He's a huge talent and he looks great as always! Love Him!

    99. Jorge says – reply to this


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      is it just me, or does it look like VV's pants are unzippered. There is some light blue showing by his package area, that doesn't match the color of his jeans. So his pants are unzipped and his body guard's are stained. Hmmmm! Perhaps VV is batting for the other team.

    100. diane says – reply to this


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      I immediately at first sight thought it was Gummi Bear with a tough guy makeover.

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