Talk To The Hand, Bitch

Does Vince Vaughn really need a bodyguard????
Get over yourself, queen!
Maniston's former bitch made his way to Crimson nightclub in Hollywood on Wednesday night.
Upon departure, VV had his bodyguard attempt to cockblock the photogs and prevent them from getting their shots.
No one cares about you anymore Vince! You should pay the pooparazi to take your picture!
P.S. Did the bodyguard go peepee in his pants??? He's got a big wet stain in the crotch area!
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LOL his bodyguard looks like a douchebag ;P
Damn, he looks rough these days. Not that he was ever hot to begin with, but at least he looked healthy. But now - if he was walking behind me I'd cross to the other side of the street.
He's NOT that fierce, he never was even close, even when he dated Aniston.
Ok look closely at the bodyguards pants look around the dick area……………did this body guard dribble? or did he just have a lap dance? hahahahahahaha
could i possibley be FIRRRRRST?
He looks BAD! He looks like he's been sick or something!
looks like the bodyguard pee'd on himself. ewwwww
FIRSTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Did the bodyguard wet himself over the photogs? that's gross.. use some paper next time, or drip a little longer…
is he selling hotdogs - it looks like his fly is down
haha
HOT!
looks like perrazez pimp
Does the bodyguard have a little wet spot???
Vince is looking old…still a funny guy though.
Is that a pee-trail on the bodyguard's pants?
EEw!
He doesn't first bitches
ew….. ew ew ew…. saggy eyeballs does NOT need a bodyguard… he's nasteeeeee!
is that dribble-piss on his pants?
Did he pee his pants?
he was better looking when he was Jennifer's bitch,, now,, not so much,, hehe
perez should pay people to have his photo taken too.
I didn't even notice Vince, I thought his bodyguard was Gummi Bear!!!
its probably because of that brawl he got in with steve bucemi
for a second there i thought woody harleson got wicked tall.
oh vincent, when did you get so fugly? put the weight back on, honey.
What a wimp.
It looks like his bodyguard pee'd a little! hehe
Okay did V V's bodyguard piss himself. I can't believe you missed that Perez! Doesn't he know to shake it before you put it away.
Does anyone else notice the bodyguard's pee stain on his pants!?
That is a body guard? He looks like a big out of shape bohemuth…. My ten-year-old daughter could take him.
the bodyguard's shirt says CABRON….wow…do you think it is because of vince?
Now, that is one hot mess!
I care about Vince, Perez. He's hilarious!
Nice piss dribbles on the bodyguards crotch!!
vince watever isnt that great
he whats with the dribble on the bodyguards weiner???eeeewwwwwww
FIRST
Did the body guard just go pee? I think he dribbled a bit.
he looks like hw wet himself.
ew, does anyone see the pee pee stain on the bodyguard. GROOOOSSSSSS
ew, does anyone see the pee pee stain on the bodyguard. GROOOOSSSSSSss
Did you miss the urine stain on the front of fatty's pants?
whats with the dribble on the bodtguards weiner???eeeeewwwww
sniicheee
Wow, its that guy!
That guy that was in some movie!
Oh, I remember, he played Norman
Bates in the Psycho remake.
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Great acting there,…uh…Vince…
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Rash (film critic) Manly The Rash Report
Actually that "bodyguard" is Big Daddy, the owner of the Velvet Margarita Cantina. Just sayin…
Too bad no one cared about Vince even when he was with Maniston, it was never about him, the attention was really only there because she finally had a man. Vince is so avg. he just wasted his money on the bodyguard I doubt anyone was even noticed him.
OMG did you see the little drip spot on the bodyguard's croch?! He must have been really excited at the night club!
Nice pee pee trail on the bodyguards pants.
Maybe the bodyguard should have "shaken" a little longer after taking a leak. Nice wet spot champ!
Ann Heche played in rhe Psycho
remake also,
talk about type casting!
Ewwwwww! Did anyone else notice that the bodyguard either wet himself or didn't shake it dry?
stinky
What a twat
If no one cares about him, then why did you put his pic up?
its that a cum stain on the bootyguard??/
He looks rough….
#10 and all the ones b4 are the funniest!!!!!imma start using that(wat #10 said)
Why do you always call her Maniston? I see no guy traits at all. She's gorgeous and a very talented actress. Just because she was in a relationship with Vince Vaughn, does NOT mean you have to bring her up. Same when you report news about Angelina Jolie. They are all separate people PEREZ, get over it. You say the world doesn't care about him, he's actually a very funny actor and has made his OWN money. You make your's from trashing people when you yourself are a nobody and one of the ugliest people I've ever seen. I come to your site cuz you have good information, but quite frankly when you make fun of people, who are you? A nobody who used a knock of name of Paris Hilton to get famous.. I think it is YOU who needs to get over YOURSELF. That is all..
if no one cares about him anymore, then why did you put this story up?????
This is so disturbing. Is Vince's fly open? Also what is that very upsetting dribble on the private area of his "bodyguard". Looks like someone forgot to shake their wee wee.
OMG his bodygard has pee-stains, I guess the smell will keep the (2 amateur) papz on a distance
Ha ha ha it looks like the Bodyguard peed himself
Look at the dribble on the bodyguard's pants…sucks to be him!
yeah he does look ragged….no reason to hate on vince tho!
The bodyguard looks amazing, look at the hat, lipstick (?), and earrings? O__o
someone needs to guard Vince against his bad outfit
I guess he figured he needed protection after the fight he had with the jet ski the other day.
Vince Vaughn is a great guy. You said TV that you shine the light on celebrities behaving bady. He's not. You're inventing dramz that just aren't there.
You call those who want their picture taken attention whores, but have a problem with VV who doesn't want his picture taken. Double standard, dude.
Furthermore, if no one cares and he would have to pay to get pictures taken, why is he having to fight them off???
You no make sense, man. Be a man and take it back!!
Is it just me, or does his bodyguard look like Gummi Bear Davis?? Maybe he finally had to get a job - w/all the rumors about his parents cutting him off… maybe
Yea and they all went wee wee wee all the way home lmao!
What is up with the dribble on his pants? (check it out in the crotch area)!!!
Since when did Gummi Bear become a bodyguard?
Is that his bodyguard or a member of Run DMC???
Ok you all see it too! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
The bodygaurd pee'd his pants
fuck you vince vaughns thes fucking man
That looks like pre-cum
why are V.V.'s pants unzipped AND the boobyguard has that drippage going on???
The bodyguard got a little excited….haha…loser.
I like VV. He's funny in his movies. I can understand a bodyguard.. he's an A-lister. What makes me laugh though is when people hold up a hand or try to block a face with a book or something so that the 'stars' pic is not taken. Give me a break. If you don't want your pic taken, A-Don't go into showbiz, B-stay home, or C-go out incognito. It's just so silly when they 'try' no to have their pics taken. They should be thanking their lucky stars somebody even wants to take it!
isshhhh….
dude, if vince thinks he needs a body gaurd then he might want to consider getting the guy some huggies!
what a loser… the guy's still in a daze from Jen's bodacious bod!
That's not his bodyguard. That's his good friend, Carlos - Owner of some of Vince's LA haunts.
Are VV's pants undone? I do love him though.
1st…. pee on pants not cool
2nd….old lady flabby arms
Why would ANYBODY possibly care if he was in their immediate vicinity?
"Maniston"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HIS FLY IS SO UNDONE!! AND HE HAS ON BLUE PANTIES.
VV is probably afraid that someone is going to attack him with an extreme makeover!!!!!
Vince, G.Q. Magazine just called
and they love your outfit in this photo!!
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Have your people call their people
around lunchish tomorrow, V man, caio.
the pee thing is nasty…and only you would point that out…
I think Vince's fly is open.
It looks like the big brave bodyguard didn't give his little willy a good enough shake after he peed. Sure hope he washed his hands at least, but I doubt that too!
Is Vince's pants undone?
MY GRANDMA WANTS HER SUNGLASSES BACK!!!!!…. P.S YOU CAN USE HER DEPENDS … PISS BOY
Nice "halter" top. Skank.
ewwwwwwwwckk lmaoooooooooooooooooooo .. why u scoping at his pee pee? huh..
He is the best! At times I am sure he does need a bodygaurd. He seems like the kinda guy that just wants to go out and have a good time without worrying about being photographed. He's a huge talent and he looks great as always! Love Him!
is it just me, or does it look like VV's pants are unzippered. There is some light blue showing by his package area, that doesn't match the color of his jeans. So his pants are unzipped and his body guard's are stained. Hmmmm! Perhaps VV is batting for the other team.
I immediately at first sight thought it was Gummi Bear with a tough guy makeover.