Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that U.S. officials will be holding a press conference shortly to announce the death of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
South Florida police organizations are calling in reinforcements before the announcement is made, we're told.
PerezHilton.com was the first media outlet in the world to break the news of Castro's death. We posted THIS ITEM on it last week!!!!
A Cuban broke the story of the oppressive ogre's passing. We are soooo proud and happy!!!
We're so sad we can't be in Miami this weekend.
There's gonna be a big ol' party en Calle Ocho, mi gente!!!!
In the words of Gloria Estefan…
"Quiero my Cuba libre pa que la gente pueda - pa que mi gente pueda bailar!"
Listen to this while you dance.