Halos And Horns
We're always running around at such a crazy frenetic pace, but every once in a while it feels so damn good to just sit back, soak it all in and enjoy.
Perez realizes how damn lucky he is. Extremely. And he doesn't take it for granted!
Thursday night, we had the opportunity to go to a super exclusive listening party for Dolly Parton's new album. There were only about twelve or so people there, and the country music legend was one of them - making a surprise appearance.
Our shit nearly turned the color of our hair and we practically pooped in our shorts when we walked into the room and Dolly herself greeted Perezzers with a big 'ol hug. And she is sooooooo tiny (except in the boobage). We were afraid we were gonna break her!
Miz Parton is a legend, and she's everything you could hope for. Talented and kind. Sweet and saucy. Pretty damn near perfect, like Mary Freakin' Poppins.
The international gay icon was done up to the nines - big nails, big hair, lots of color and bling and sparkly stuff. She was diggin' Perezito's sunglasses and playfully tried them on herself.
Dolly floated around the room, giving some one-on-one attention to the lucky few invited to the listening party. Amongst those in attendance were the genius David LaChapelle and the equally genius Danilo, who does the hair for Gwen Stefani and Dita Von Teese.
Miz Parton's new album doesn't even come out until February 2008, so it was such a special treat to get a big preview of the record.
The disc is Dolly's first foray into mainstream country in a while - she had been making a few (critically acclaimed) bluegrass records lately. And the results on the new album are amazing!
You have your ballads. Your gospel. Your uptempo. There's a little bit of everything for everyone.
The two standout tracks were Backwoods Barbie, a song that Dolly's writing for the new 9 to 5 Broadway musical, and You Drive Me Crazy, a cover of the Fine Young Cannibals song.
On our way out, Dolly even gave us a super rare special surprise by playing us a wicked new song she wrote called Just A Wee Bit Gay. Yes!!!
Dolly loves her gay fans, and after she releases her new country record she's gonna put out a dance album!!!!!
This woman is a legend. She's been in the business since before we were born. And she's just as good as ever. No bullshit.
Viva La Dolly!!!
[Perez's sunglasses courtesy of Ksubi. Thanks to Christopher Kreiling! P's hoodie courtesy of Clandestine Industries. Thanks to Peter Wentz!]
Not To Be Outdone
We Just Spoke With Amy Winehouse
I see alot of boobs and moobs!
Perez you look fierce!
awwww ya love to see celebs who are actually nice and considerate. keep rockin' we love you Miz Parton!
It's SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY…by the Fine Young Cannibals
1st????
Gotta love your life!!
I LOVE your life!!!!
Shrek is that you?????
Oh lord Pablo Arredondo with green hair!!
fuck u ugly perez uglier than that fkn peace of shit get a life u fkn fat kunt
she's got some big bazonkas
haha but she still looks great!
PEREZ YOU LOOK HORRIBLE! DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LOOK!!!!!!
luv u dolly!
Viva La Dolly! You look cute, so does Perez!
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and PLEASE P…shave that shit off your lip…please please please.
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You are just too damn lucky P. I hate ( love) you. Oh…who wouldn't feel tiny next to you?
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Pam Anderson in 20 years…..or less!!
My God! Her body looks fabulous. She doesn't have that menapausal, I-am-no-longer-human-but-a-square thing going on.
Dolly is one of the sweetest celebs you could ever meet but don't let her sweetness & tiny body throw you off!
She could knock out a whole army with those breasts.
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oh…and you might wanna grab one of those Diet Dr. Perez's..err…Pepper's on the floor behind you!
xox
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perez u are a sexy bitch!!
i love dolly, she's a lendary the girl rocks!!
fat fat fat and ugly Perez
she is getting old… give her some fame … pls
Het Perez what about your scoop on Castro Death one week ago ??????
you are a bad fat Ugly stupid bastard
too much make up…
uff perez your style is &^% oh my makeover you looked so much better before its so bad its not even a joke
I thought gay guys know how to dress
awww yay perezzers is wearing Clandestine!! AND KSUBI (aussie brand, FTW!!) but….would look much better if you wore some cool jeans or something instead of clashing the camo pants…
i'm digging the green hair though…
AAAHHHH…Dolly's fckng amazing
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PeePee u really need to shave… it doesn't look good on u… the hair is more than enough so lets not over do it.
still luv u ^@^
Dolly is wonderful. I hope she has as big a dance hit in the future as Cher's Believe.
what is she like 60 pounds!
fablous!
dolly parton fuckin rocks……always and forever. perez sweetie….please. why can't you stop talking shit and get some clothes that actually fit your fat ass? please?! aren't you embarrassed?
NO, KEEP THE MUSTACHE..it's you're SIGNATURE ALONG WITH THE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR
OLD CUNT
Honey, who dresses you? It's scary!
Check out those huge tits…and Dollys are big too!!!
hey perez!! i LOVE all the broadway stuff you post!! was megan hilty at the party? just wondering!!!
Dolly Parton?!?!? I officially hate you.
It's true! She's been around since we were born.
I don't remember her being so bloody tiny, though!
I LOVE DOLLYYYY! and i'm not a country music fan, at all (except for her). i feel like jolene is about me, however vain that sounds, and i'm the bad grrl, too. i've got the flamin' locks of auburn hair
Slut & Gay
Whatever !!
hot damn i am so jealous you met dolly!!!! her boobs are phenominal. and so is she. and so are you duh.
Bloody hell!! Shave the stach! It's quite simply hideous!
GOD!!! I'm so jealous, Perez, you are - by far - my favorite!!!!!!
I LOVE DOLLY!!! AND I'M NOT EVEN GAAAAY!!!
xoxo
Scary stuff
she is soooooo hot for her age! i would definitely smash that…
God damn, she looks terrible. Dolly looks pretty good though.
LOVE DOLLY TIMES TEN!!!!! she's such an amazing songwriter…
It's about time she put out a dance album, with all the gay fans she has. Actually she put out two disco albums in the 70s, but they were horrible! Cyndi Lauper's currently working on a dance album for the 'mos as well.
I love her! I just watched 9 to 5 tonight on HBO. I've hadn't seen it in a while & I was laughing so hard. I now want to go rent Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. My parents went to Dollywood last month & saw her perform. They said she was a 10. The concert was being recorded for tv & they said that during the time out for commericals she talked with the audience. They said she also played over even though she had a second concert that night. What a class act. She also has a Boston Terrier which is my favorite dog.
She is great ! body and soul! nuff said
your very lucky yes, but…i think you look soooo much better without the stache!
seriously perez….mustache= pedophile. SHAVE~!
congrats for meeting a legend! and fuck all the haters, the stache looks good.
hi perez, did anyone ever tell you you'd be SOOO hot if you weren't SOOOO fat? Seriously dude, you're in your 20s. There's no excuse for you not to look stunning. Lose some weight. Lose ALOT of weight.
Loose that stache….you would look great without it!!!!!
OMFG!!! P you look Dreamy!! LOVE the emerald hair - very Great & Powerful Oz!!! Dolly is so cute & I'm LOVING the shades!
jeeez Perez, you know we (almost) all love ya, but it's hard to say who's worse here, this parody of a barbie woman, who must be at least 55 (??) or that SHOCKING green hair. Blue would be a better color for you, maybe purple?
Does this Bitch have a deal with the Devil or something ?
Maybe she can put Britney in a headlock and talk her into putting some clothes on.
that's awesome Perez. HUGE dolly fan here. thanks for giving her the props she deserves. that's great to hear that you think the album was amazing. now i really can't wait.
wow perez that's awesome. I'm a HUGE dolly fan and that's great to hear that you think the album is amazing. please continue to give her the positive props that she so deserves
My god Perez - you look like you're so bloated - so fat —– stop the alcohol / over eating, please.
RE: "P’s hoodie courtesy of Clandestine Industries."
Did a stylist from Clandestine Industries dress you in that awful tight hoodie? If so, I reckon heads need to roll at Clandestine Industries - hardly good press for them or you.
gosh, you're pretty fat, go on a diet cause you'll die
I am so glad she is not my grandma
GOSH, YOU'RE PRETTY FAT PEREZ, GO ON A DIET UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE OFF HEART ATTACK, PLEASE MAN I'M TELLING YOU THIS CAUSE I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SITE!!!
JUST KIDDING!YOU SUCK!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous!!!!!!
15 - nope. I like Pammy, but frankly, she doesn't have Dolly's talent. And if you're talking boobs, Dolly's are real.
awww haha, you both look cute together ((:
Boyfriend- at least you matched your hair to your clothing this time!
LOL at the "Dolly's boobs are real" comment. They are as real as doctors can make 'em.
I love Ms. Dolly. She is the best there has ever been.
I would have loved to hear that new c.d. Can't wait to get it! Any bootleg copies out there???
Growing up I had two singing idols….they were Janis Joplin and Dolly Parton.
They are still my top two!
Go Dolly!
Perez, you look GREAT! You are always so beautiful, cheery, the boy with the beautiful eyes and ready smile and beautiful teeth! You look GREAT! Congratulations on…YOU!!!
Perez, you look GREAT! You CANNOT be thinner, why EVER would you be; you look fit and beautiful, the boy with the beautiful eyes, ready smile, and beautiful teeth! You look GREAT! I wish you THE BEST always.
Aww! I Love you Dolly!!!
Oh my gosh….DOLLY! I LOVES me some Dolly! Lucky, lucky you Perez, and this should insure that no bad word about Dolly ever crosses your lips.
you talk so much shit about the way people look and the way people dress, but have you looked in the mirror lately?
Perez… Why the Moustache? That's definitely not a good idea.
I FUCKING LOVE YOUR GREEN HAIR! Who is your stylist? MY GOD YOU LOOK FUCTABULOUS! Very pulled together. You should try to help that va jay jay flashing train wreck try to reinvent her style. YOU LOOK MARVELOUS!
Momma is so happy to see her lil baby Perezito grow and come into his own. You go bitch..You Do You!
Wonderful! That's two queens if I've ever seen them. Good for you!!
Perez: what's with the throwback 70s soup strainer?
Repeat after me, "I am not Ron Jeremy with blue hair."
Perez, what the hell are you wearing??? Girl, you should know what a decent outfit is! And you go bashing everyone in sight…for what? Take a look in the mirror and just realize that it's time for some help. You're a celebrity, for God's sake!! Look decent!!
She is just gorgeous!
Dolly is the best.
Perez…Baaaaaad sweater thing, man…it's just bad…and with camo pants? Who let's you out of the house that way? But I still love you
STOP DOING COKE PEREZ!
Perez, can you tell Dolly to fix her website? www.dollyparton.com hasn't worked for weeks.
I LOVE DOLLY!!!!
She is incredible, you're so lucky Perez!
As she said, it takes a lot of money to look that cheap and it's a look she nails! (the expensive-cheap look.)
Dolly Rocks!!!
I could really see you and Dolly being great friends. She is so REAL as a person. Great Photos.
I see a nipple I would like to suck on. I have always wanted to bang her.
am I the only one that is not liking perez's look? … it looks like a fucked up fruit loop
DOLLY ROCKS!
im seein… FUGS AND JUGS.lol jst jokes. luv u perez. xxxxxxx.
Perez…. please, for the love of Amy, SHAVE! You look like a pedophile and it totally freaks me out!
you lucky bastard. she looks amazing still…perez, as much as you make fun of people for their appearance, you should really think your look through a little more before being photographed. anyway, a dance CD sounds great. if any of you aren't aware, dolly did "peace train" as a dance song back in the 90s with DJ Junior Vasquez. Look it up if you're interested. happy friday!
Nice comb over, Perez
wow look how thin she is now…
I LOVE DOLLY!!!! Perez - I'm finally jealous of you that you got to meet one of my idols. I would have that woman's babies if I could.
OMG!!!! I love some Dolly Parton! That is so awesome.
Perez you really need to shave that mustache or whatever the hell that is