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We're always running around at such a crazy frenetic pace, but every once in a while it feels so damn good to just sit back, soak it all in and enjoy.

Perez realizes how damn lucky he is. Extremely. And he doesn't take it for granted!

Thursday night, we had the opportunity to go to a super exclusive listening party for Dolly Parton's new album. There were only about twelve or so people there, and the country music legend was one of them - making a surprise appearance.

Our shit nearly turned the color of our hair and we practically pooped in our shorts when we walked into the room and Dolly herself greeted Perezzers with a big 'ol hug. And she is sooooooo tiny (except in the boobage). We were afraid we were gonna break her!

Miz Parton is a legend, and she's everything you could hope for. Talented and kind. Sweet and saucy. Pretty damn near perfect, like Mary Freakin' Poppins.

The international gay icon was done up to the nines - big nails, big hair, lots of color and bling and sparkly stuff. She was diggin' Perezito's sunglasses and playfully tried them on herself.

Dolly floated around the room, giving some one-on-one attention to the lucky few invited to the listening party. Amongst those in attendance were the genius David LaChapelle and the equally genius Danilo, who does the hair for Gwen Stefani and Dita Von Teese.

Miz Parton's new album doesn't even come out until February 2008, so it was such a special treat to get a big preview of the record.

The disc is Dolly's first foray into mainstream country in a while  - she had been making a few (critically acclaimed) bluegrass records lately. And the results on the new album are amazing!

You have your ballads. Your gospel. Your uptempo. There's a little bit of everything for everyone.

The two standout tracks were Backwoods Barbie, a song that Dolly's writing for the new 9 to 5 Broadway musical, and You Drive Me Crazy, a cover of the Fine Young Cannibals song.

On our way out, Dolly even gave us a super rare special surprise by playing us a wicked new song she wrote called Just A Wee Bit Gay. Yes!!!

Dolly loves her gay fans, and after she releases her new country record she's gonna put out a dance album!!!!!

This woman is a legend. She's been in the business since before we were born. And she's just as good as ever. No bullshit.

Viva La Dolly!!!

[Perez's sunglasses courtesy of Ksubi. Thanks to Christopher Kreiling! P's hoodie courtesy of Clandestine Industries. Thanks to Peter Wentz!]

265 comments to “Halos And Horns”

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  1. Jewel-Lee says – reply to this


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    I see alot of boobs and moobs!

  2. Metiche says – reply to this


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    Perez you look fierce!

  3. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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    awwww ya love to see celebs who are actually nice and considerate. keep rockin' we love you Miz Parton!

  4. JOU JOU says – reply to this


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    It's SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY…by the Fine Young Cannibals

  5. ???? says – reply to this


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    1st????

  6. Shaylynne4 says – reply to this


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    Gotta love your life!!

  7. Shaylynne4 says – reply to this


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    I LOVE your life!!!!

  8. Perez Man says – reply to this


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    Shrek is that you?????
    Oh lord Pablo Arredondo with green hair!!

  9. mel says – reply to this


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    fuck u ugly perez uglier than that fkn peace of shit get a life u fkn fat kunt

  10. Cloffie says – reply to this


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    she's got some big bazonkas
    haha but she still looks great!

  11. sebass says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU LOOK HORRIBLE! DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LOOK!!!!!!

  12. jb says – reply to this


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    luv u dolly!

  13. cono says – reply to this


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    Viva La Dolly! You look cute, so does Perez!

  14. Jaded Pinkclit-Smith says – reply to this


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    You are just too damn lucky P. I hate ( love) you. Oh…who wouldn't feel tiny next to you? ;) and PLEASE P…shave that shit off your lip…please please please.
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  15. Spicy McHaggis says – reply to this


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    Pam Anderson in 20 years…..or less!!

  16. orchidbomber says – reply to this


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    My God! Her body looks fabulous. She doesn't have that menapausal, I-am-no-longer-human-but-a-square thing going on.

  17. Shay says – reply to this


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    Dolly is one of the sweetest celebs you could ever meet but don't let her sweetness & tiny body throw you off!
    She could knock out a whole army with those breasts.

  18. Jaded Pinkclit-Smith says – reply to this


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    oh…and you might wanna grab one of those Diet Dr. Perez's..err…Pepper's on the floor behind you!

    xox
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  19. kerri says – reply to this


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    perez u are a sexy bitch!!

  20. southern gal says – reply to this


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    i love dolly, she's a lendary the girl rocks!!

  21. nice says – reply to this


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    fat fat fat and ugly Perez

  22. myspace.com/partylikeananimal says – reply to this


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    she is getting old… give her some fame … pls

  23. nice says – reply to this


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    Het Perez what about your scoop on Castro Death one week ago ??????
    you are a bad fat Ugly stupid bastard

  24. myspace.com/partylikeananimal says – reply to this


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    too much make up…

  25. lola says – reply to this


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    uff perez your style is &^% oh my makeover you looked so much better before its so bad its not even a joke

  26. jimbo says – reply to this


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    I thought gay guys know how to dress

  27. Jez says – reply to this


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    awww yay perezzers is wearing Clandestine!! AND KSUBI (aussie brand, FTW!!) but….would look much better if you wore some cool jeans or something instead of clashing the camo pants…

    i'm digging the green hair though…

  28. HH says – reply to this


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    AAAHHHH…Dolly's fckng amazing ;) !

  29. Cee says – reply to this


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    PeePee u really need to shave… it doesn't look good on u… the hair is more than enough so lets not over do it.
    still luv u ^@^

  30. jogaagora says – reply to this


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    Dolly is wonderful. I hope she has as big a dance hit in the future as Cher's Believe.

  31. hizzle says – reply to this


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    what is she like 60 pounds!
    fablous!

  32. gregory says – reply to this


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    dolly parton fuckin rocks……always and forever. perez sweetie….please. why can't you stop talking shit and get some clothes that actually fit your fat ass? please?! aren't you embarrassed?

  33. HH says – reply to this


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    NO, KEEP THE MUSTACHE..it's you're SIGNATURE ALONG WITH THE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR

  34. HAHA says – reply to this


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    OLD CUNT

  35. Pepe Le Pew says – reply to this


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    Honey, who dresses you? It's scary!

  36. K-Ball says – reply to this


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    Check out those huge tits…and Dollys are big too!!!

  37. Sean says – reply to this


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    hey perez!! i LOVE all the broadway stuff you post!! was megan hilty at the party? just wondering!!!

  38. Travis says – reply to this


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    Dolly Parton?!?!? I officially hate you.

  39. Steph says – reply to this


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    It's true! She's been around since we were born.

    I don't remember her being so bloody tiny, though!

  40. moriel: www.myspace.com/peachesandpenumbras says – reply to this


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    I LOVE DOLLYYYY! and i'm not a country music fan, at all (except for her). i feel like jolene is about me, however vain that sounds, and i'm the bad grrl, too. i've got the flamin' locks of auburn hair ;-)

  41. AOW says – reply to this


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    Slut & Gay

    Whatever !!

  42. casey says – reply to this


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    hot damn i am so jealous you met dolly!!!! her boobs are phenominal. and so is she. and so are you duh.

  43. Angel says – reply to this


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    Bloody hell!! Shave the stach! It's quite simply hideous!

  44. e11spark says – reply to this


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    GOD!!! I'm so jealous, Perez, you are - by far - my favorite!!!!!!

    I LOVE DOLLY!!! AND I'M NOT EVEN GAAAAY!!!

    xoxo

  45. lost says – reply to this


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    Scary stuff

  46. deezolio says – reply to this


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    she is soooooo hot for her age! i would definitely smash that…

  47. George Clooney says – reply to this


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    God damn, she looks terrible. Dolly looks pretty good though.

  48. sara t. says – reply to this


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    LOVE DOLLY TIMES TEN!!!!! she's such an amazing songwriter…

  49. JohnnyG says – reply to this


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    It's about time she put out a dance album, with all the gay fans she has. Actually she put out two disco albums in the 70s, but they were horrible! Cyndi Lauper's currently working on a dance album for the 'mos as well.

  50. ML says – reply to this


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    I love her! I just watched 9 to 5 tonight on HBO. I've hadn't seen it in a while & I was laughing so hard. I now want to go rent Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. My parents went to Dollywood last month & saw her perform. They said she was a 10. The concert was being recorded for tv & they said that during the time out for commericals she talked with the audience. They said she also played over even though she had a second concert that night. What a class act. She also has a Boston Terrier which is my favorite dog.

  51. Mookie says – reply to this


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    She is great ! body and soul! nuff said

  52. Kaitlyn says – reply to this


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    your very lucky yes, but…i think you look soooo much better without the stache!

  53. tabitha says – reply to this


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    seriously perez….mustache= pedophile. SHAVE~!

  54. shuz says – reply to this


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    congrats for meeting a legend! and fuck all the haters, the stache looks good.

  55. joe says – reply to this


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    hi perez, did anyone ever tell you you'd be SOOO hot if you weren't SOOOO fat? Seriously dude, you're in your 20s. There's no excuse for you not to look stunning. Lose some weight. Lose ALOT of weight.

  56. Coloradosunshine says – reply to this


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    Loose that stache….you would look great without it!!!!!

  57. Lamb Chop says – reply to this


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    OMFG!!! P you look Dreamy!! LOVE the emerald hair - very Great & Powerful Oz!!! Dolly is so cute & I'm LOVING the shades!

  58. cookie monsta says – reply to this


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    jeeez Perez, you know we (almost) all love ya, but it's hard to say who's worse here, this parody of a barbie woman, who must be at least 55 (??) or that SHOCKING green hair. Blue would be a better color for you, maybe purple?

  59. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Does this Bitch have a deal with the Devil or something ?

    Maybe she can put Britney in a headlock and talk her into putting some clothes on.

  60. Greg says – reply to this


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    that's awesome Perez. HUGE dolly fan here. thanks for giving her the props she deserves. that's great to hear that you think the album was amazing. now i really can't wait. :)

  61. Greg says – reply to this


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    wow perez that's awesome. I'm a HUGE dolly fan and that's great to hear that you think the album is amazing. please continue to give her the positive props that she so deserves :)

  62. rasscass says – reply to this


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    My god Perez - you look like you're so bloated - so fat —– stop the alcohol / over eating, please.

  63. rasscass says – reply to this


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    RE: "P’s hoodie courtesy of Clandestine Industries."
    Did a stylist from Clandestine Industries dress you in that awful tight hoodie? If so, I reckon heads need to roll at Clandestine Industries - hardly good press for them or you.

  64. MIMI says – reply to this


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    gosh, you're pretty fat, go on a diet cause you'll die

  65. Misty Cora says – reply to this


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    I am so glad she is not my grandma

  66. mimi says – reply to this


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    GOSH, YOU'RE PRETTY FAT PEREZ, GO ON A DIET UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE OFF HEART ATTACK, PLEASE MAN I'M TELLING YOU THIS CAUSE I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SITE!!!

    JUST KIDDING!YOU SUCK!

  67. Amy says – reply to this


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    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous!!!!!!

    15 - nope. I like Pammy, but frankly, she doesn't have Dolly's talent. And if you're talking boobs, Dolly's are real.

  68. michelle says – reply to this


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    awww haha, you both look cute together ((:

  69. Meg says – reply to this


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    Boyfriend- at least you matched your hair to your clothing this time!

  70. BRonZ says – reply to this


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    LOL at the "Dolly's boobs are real" comment. They are as real as doctors can make 'em.
    I love Ms. Dolly. She is the best there has ever been.
    I would have loved to hear that new c.d. Can't wait to get it! Any bootleg copies out there???
    Growing up I had two singing idols….they were Janis Joplin and Dolly Parton.
    They are still my top two!
    Go Dolly!

  71. camaguey says – reply to this


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    Perez, you look GREAT! You are always so beautiful, cheery, the boy with the beautiful eyes and ready smile and beautiful teeth! You look GREAT! Congratulations on…YOU!!!

  72. camaguey says – reply to this


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    Perez, you look GREAT! You CANNOT be thinner, why EVER would you be; you look fit and beautiful, the boy with the beautiful eyes, ready smile, and beautiful teeth! You look GREAT! I wish you THE BEST always.

  73. Soulbutter says – reply to this


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    Aww! I Love you Dolly!!!

  74. Bax says – reply to this


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    Oh my gosh….DOLLY! I LOVES me some Dolly! Lucky, lucky you Perez, and this should insure that no bad word about Dolly ever crosses your lips.

  75. andrew says – reply to this


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    you talk so much shit about the way people look and the way people dress, but have you looked in the mirror lately?

  76. Delightful says – reply to this


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    Perez… Why the Moustache? That's definitely not a good idea.

  77. heyyall says – reply to this


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    I FUCKING LOVE YOUR GREEN HAIR! Who is your stylist? MY GOD YOU LOOK FUCTABULOUS! Very pulled together. You should try to help that va jay jay flashing train wreck try to reinvent her style. YOU LOOK MARVELOUS!

  78. Momma says – reply to this


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    Momma is so happy to see her lil baby Perezito grow and come into his own. You go bitch..You Do You!

  79. Otis says – reply to this


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    Wonderful! That's two queens if I've ever seen them. Good for you!!

  80. Perez's Love Child says – reply to this


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    Perez: what's with the throwback 70s soup strainer?

    Repeat after me, "I am not Ron Jeremy with blue hair."

  81. jami says – reply to this


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    Perez, what the hell are you wearing??? Girl, you should know what a decent outfit is! And you go bashing everyone in sight…for what? Take a look in the mirror and just realize that it's time for some help. You're a celebrity, for God's sake!! Look decent!!

  82. Linlin says – reply to this


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    She is just gorgeous!

  83. Atticus says – reply to this


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    Dolly is the best.

  84. beckerz says – reply to this


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    Perez…Baaaaaad sweater thing, man…it's just bad…and with camo pants? Who let's you out of the house that way? But I still love you

  85. cath says – reply to this


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    STOP DOING COKE PEREZ!

  86. Atticus says – reply to this


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    Perez, can you tell Dolly to fix her website? www.dollyparton.com hasn't worked for weeks.

  87. smrbp says – reply to this


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    I LOVE DOLLY!!!!

  88. KATHERINE says – reply to this


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    She is incredible, you're so lucky Perez!
    As she said, it takes a lot of money to look that cheap and it's a look she nails! (the expensive-cheap look.)
    Dolly Rocks!!!

  89. JUles says – reply to this


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    I could really see you and Dolly being great friends. She is so REAL as a person. Great Photos.

  90. Not Gay says – reply to this


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    I see a nipple I would like to suck on. I have always wanted to bang her.

  91. Co says – reply to this


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    am I the only one that is not liking perez's look? … it looks like a fucked up fruit loop

  92. me says – reply to this


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    DOLLY ROCKS!

  93. jay bob JR says – reply to this


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    im seein… FUGS AND JUGS.lol jst jokes. luv u perez. xxxxxxx.

  94. Roxy says – reply to this


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    Perez…. please, for the love of Amy, SHAVE! You look like a pedophile and it totally freaks me out!

  95. marc says – reply to this


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    you lucky bastard. she looks amazing still…perez, as much as you make fun of people for their appearance, you should really think your look through a little more before being photographed. anyway, a dance CD sounds great. if any of you aren't aware, dolly did "peace train" as a dance song back in the 90s with DJ Junior Vasquez. Look it up if you're interested. happy friday!

  96. Lovin' MY Life says – reply to this


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    Nice comb over, Perez

  97. stacey says – reply to this


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    wow look how thin she is now…

  98. your momma says – reply to this


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    I LOVE DOLLY!!!! Perez - I'm finally jealous of you that you got to meet one of my idols. I would have that woman's babies if I could.

  99. Dana says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!! I love some Dolly Parton! That is so awesome.

  100. Kt says – reply to this


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    Perez you really need to shave that mustache or whatever the hell that is

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