"Jesse McCartney Is A Punk!"

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Skating With Celebrities alum Kristy Swanson - the original Buffy - lives next door to the neighbor from hell…..Jesse McCartney.

The new mom wrote an email to PerezHilton.com to publicly share her frustration with the acne-prone douche's dicky behavior.

"Hey Perez,

Yeah that Jesse McCartney punk lives next door to me. He is constantly having late night parties and disturbing the peace. Last week I had to call my media consultant Michael Sands at 3am to find out what to do about the noise next door.

I have a 6 month old here and parents visiting and none of us could sleep it was so loud. Girls falling on tables full of beer and wine bottles crashing everywhere. I asked him to please be quiet and he ignored me and could care less.

Then this girl started yelling and crying really loudly about her boyfriend. She kept begging Jesse to tell her the truth, tell me Jesse is my boyfriend really cheating on me? When Jesse told her the truth all hell broke loose and she was hysterical, and so loud it was unreal. I asked again to please keep it down. Again being the punk that he is could care less. I called Michael Sands asking what to do. I want to call the police they need to come here! Now! Its just getting worse! My baby is not sleeping; my family is not sleeping. But this would not be the first time I needed to call the police on Jesse. This teenie booper wanna be is out of control and disrespectful to others. He could care less about people and children.

Kristy Swanson"

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Aug 24, 2007 at 12:07 pm / Email this  »

    460 comments to “"Jesse McCartney Is A Punk!"”

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    1. michelle says – reply to this


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      first

    2. STONEY says – reply to this


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      kristy swanson is a MILF, but she seems retarted……

    3. Hannah says – reply to this


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      I SAY BEAT THE DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE BASTARDS ASS!!!! BEAT HIS ASS!!!BEAT HIS ASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. Robert says – reply to this


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      First

    5. DetWingsGirl says – reply to this


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      Excuse me dumbass, you had to call your MEDIA CONSULTANT to find out what to do about the noise??? Try the POLICE, idiot!

    6. brandi says – reply to this


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      move, bitch!

    7. UGH says – reply to this


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      Now that's just sad.

    8. blah says – reply to this


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      which teenager does!?

    9. Erb says – reply to this


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      He looks like Shit!!!

    10. Brown says – reply to this


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      Kristie Swanson is a home wrecking ho!

    11. Leanne says – reply to this


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      That's expected from an Aaron Carter look-alike. Kristy has some awful grammar though!

    12. ActionGirl says – reply to this


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      Meth face?

    13. Carleeeeeeee says – reply to this


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      Who the hell is this kid anyway???

    14. cj says – reply to this


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      dick!

    15. mollyk says – reply to this


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      Piece?? for "peace" and its "he could NOT care less"… the NOISE she makes with her bad grammar and spelling are what hurts my ears………….Read much Kristy?

    16. Shawna says – reply to this


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      its PEACE not Piece.. GEEZ doesn't anyone know how to spell…. Brit and her "roll" for "role" guess you don't have to be smart to be famous.

    17. wtff says – reply to this


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      distubing the PIECE? is she fucking serious. she gets what she deserves for being a dumbass

    18. kat says – reply to this


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      YOU WOULD THINK KRISTY WOULD HAVE SYMPATHY FOR SOMEONE CHEATING…OH, NO YOU WOULDN'T!!!! TRY TO REMEMBER BEING THAT YOUNG!

    19. Lisa says – reply to this


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      listen home wrecker, we don't care …karma's a bitch ain't it?

    20. MorticiaLuv says – reply to this


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      who's dis mo?? DOUCHE!!!

    21. jacob says – reply to this


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      ugh…pizzaface.

    22. WATEVER says – reply to this


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      this is funny yet again… get over it make him move

    23. gah. says – reply to this


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      could he be any more rude?

    24. girlfromtheblue says – reply to this


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      Poor Kristy Swanson, her written English is appalling, I feel bad her baby has such an ignorant mother.

    25. BEEEEEEEEEEEEijah says – reply to this


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      he really does look like a crack head!!!!

    26. gia says – reply to this


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      haha

    27. XENU says – reply to this


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      TELL THAT HOMEWRECKING JERK TO GET OVER IT. SHE's A HUSBAND STEALING WITCH AND NO ONE CARES IF HER NEIGHBOR HAS COOL PARTIES. IT'S CALLED "KARMA" HONEY.

    28. Janine says – reply to this


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      Perez I love that she shared that with you. You are a good guy and I think people know that deep down! Love you tons!
      Janine

    29. Linday Blohan says – reply to this


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      I LOVE KRISTY FUCK THAT DOUCHE JESSE… make him move!

    30. Hope says – reply to this


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      It's "couldn't care less" not "could care less' Swanson. Get it right.

    31. kathleen says – reply to this


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      first

    32. Tom says – reply to this


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      Disturbing the 'piece'?

      What a dumb bitch.

    33. You Know It says – reply to this


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      What's more pathetic… Jesse the punk's behavior or how sad it is that Kristy has to mention she has a media consultant…

    34. Jesse who? says – reply to this


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      She should send him a case of Proactiv!

    35. atomica says – reply to this


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      She had to call her "media consultant" to wake hime up? Call the cops you stupid cow.

    36. jeff says – reply to this


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      sje seems a little dumb, fist off it's P E A CE and secondly, call the cops, not some Hollywood agent to ask what you should do. This woman is an adult and has to get someone else's opinion? CALL THE COPS BUFFY!

    37. lisa says – reply to this


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      chick,
      call the freaking police. repeatedly if needed. every hour on the hour until it doesn't happen again. there is a curfew for noise - 11p. even before that, extremely loud noise is an offense. btw, is he renting or does he own the house? if he's renting, get on the landlord as well.
      call the police. they always handle it. might take a few calls, but it'll get done.

    38. eewww says – reply to this


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      can you say…P-R-O-A-C-T-I-V-E??

    39. EWWWW says – reply to this


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      its called PROACTIVE BITCH USE IT!!

    40. El$* says – reply to this


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      eww he is so ugly and past his prime he can go die now

    41. Nicole says – reply to this


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      It's "keeping the PEACE", you dumb whore.

    42. Pixx says – reply to this


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      Kristy Swanson cannot spell worth a damn!

      Piece?
      Booper?

    43. delilah says – reply to this


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      sounds like jesse throws a sick party ;D

    44. cca says – reply to this


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      What a scum bag. He will be in rehab in less than a year!

    45. MorticiaLuv says – reply to this


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      um…who is this mofo???

    46. xo-bella says – reply to this


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      holyfuck.
      leave him alone already.
      hes never on this site…
      now its twice in two days?
      either their houses are super close togther,
      or this woman is snooping…
      or full of total bullshit.

    47. BIONIC BITCHES says – reply to this


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      WHO THE HELL IS THAT KID ANY FREAKING WAY?

    48. Um Hello You're Buffy says – reply to this


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      Put a stake in his heart, dear.

    49. Cheryl says – reply to this


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      Payback! homewrecker and liar….

    50. katsizzle says – reply to this


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      who cares….how close are their houses anyway?

    51. cca says – reply to this


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      What a scum bag, rehab in less than a year!

    52. eddy says – reply to this


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      1st

    53. Allyson says – reply to this


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      Karma's a bitch when you steal someone's husband. I could give a shit whether you and your bastard child are sleeping. Skank whore!

    54. goodstuff says – reply to this


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      Sounds like a fake letter to me. Perhaps written by a teenager. Spelling and grammar is very poor.

    55. your mom says – reply to this


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      Disturbing the PIECE? the piece of what? OH! you mean disturbing the PEACE. learn to spell, homewrecker. no one cares about your lack of sleep or the fact that you have to call your "media consultant" to figure out how to deal with some 16 year old "teenie booper". you may want to check your spelling before sending something you know will be seen by everyone. something your "media consultant" should have told you: you can't afford to look any more stupid, buffy. maybe next time don't steal a dad away from his 2 kids and pregnant wife.

    56. Dave says – reply to this


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      My favorite part of the email is: Last week I had to call my media consultant Michael Sands at 3am to find out what to do about the noise next door.

      Really? Have you heard of this new thing - 9-1-1.

    57. Dredhead says – reply to this


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      he sounds like a duche…call the cops on his ass…and the papps so the can shoot him getting arrested and taken out in cuffs…that may help his career…

    58. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Dear Kristy,

      Weren't you the one that had an affair with your Skating with the Stars partner while he was still married? Funny… I think there may be a few people out there that would find you a bit disrepectful as well!!!

    59. PooHole says – reply to this


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      hes hella douchearific

    60. Brandy says – reply to this


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      HE NEEDS PRO ACTIV@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

    61. I am so smart...S-M-R-T says – reply to this


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      disturbing the "piece"..haha it's peace brainiac

    62. chacha says – reply to this


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      what the hell

    63. JaimeSayz says – reply to this


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      Disturbing the piece? I'm laughing my ass off. Disturbing the piece of pie? The piece of ass? Surely not disturbing the peace, eh, Kristy? Doesn't anyone go to school anymore???

    64. Elle says – reply to this


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      He's disgusting.

    65. Jeannette Corey says – reply to this


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      She has to call a media consultant to find out what to do about noise next door?

    66. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      UGH waht a PIZZA FACE

    67. Joe says – reply to this


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      Oh God Kristy. Get a grip. You're doneski honey.

    68. Maxwell demon says – reply to this


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      First

    69. Applesauce says – reply to this


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      Tell the original Buffy that peace isn't spelt P-I-E-C-E in that context. Sounds like she's the punk.

    70. jj says – reply to this


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      first

    71. goodstuff says – reply to this


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      Sounds like a fake letter to me. Perhaps written by a teenager. Spelling and grammar are very poor.

    72. MOVE THEN BITCH!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      party like a rock star

    73. Connie says – reply to this


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      "could care less"…? Dear God, perhaps she should get a proof reader next time she wants to express he feelings in the written form.

    74. Jess says – reply to this


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      She didn't graduate did she?

    75. 1-800-ABCDEFG says – reply to this


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      I hate when people disturb my piece.

    76. kari says – reply to this


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      ewwwww

    77. memememe says – reply to this


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      yay

    78. s says – reply to this


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      Wow, she's reallll mature! She doens't even know his name and can't even use correct grammar… even if this guy IS a douche!

    79. Just my opinion says – reply to this


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      This is my beef with mothers….not everyone cares about babies. We all have to coexist somehow. Yes, he should be respectful, but don't bring out the "I have a baby" card. Who cares?

    80. anon says – reply to this


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      this has got to be a joke. how in the world is she able to hear actual conversations when the the music and commotion is so loud? plus, the mother of a six month old is going to "take action" by writing to YOU???? there is no way this is real.

      also, it's kinda hard to have credibility (and raise a child) when you spell "peace" "piece". geez. you will post anything.

    81. johnny says – reply to this


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      fake

    82. melissa says – reply to this


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      someone is publicity hungry…and im not talking about that douche in the picture.

    83. xo-bella says – reply to this


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      and apparently she doenst know who the hell she lives next to.
      his name is jesse MCCARTNEY. not mccarthy.

    84. Sharpay says – reply to this


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      she spelled "piece" wrong

      idiot

    85. Ronson says – reply to this


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      Disturbing the "piece". Piece of what?

    86. Whoreanus says – reply to this


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      Kristy, wouldn't it be easier and more satisfactory to go over there and beat his ass?

    87. muffinwhore says – reply to this


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      Isn't Kristy Swanson the whore who got knocked up by another woman's husband? If so, Karma's a bitch you whore!

    88. Erica says – reply to this


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      Performing on skating with the stars, cost: Dignity
      Starring in "The Chase", cost: Career
      Knowing when to use "piece" vs. "peace": PRICELESS.

    89. CALL THE COPS says – reply to this


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      Kristy CALL THE COPS like your boyfriend's ex wife did TO YOU earlier this year!

    90. Becky says – reply to this


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      heaven forbid he disturb the "piece"

    91. haha says – reply to this


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      DUH it's disturbing the PEACE!

      And "could care less" is gramatically incorrect - it should be he "couldn't care less"!!

      Kristy needs some English lessons.

    92. Jennnifer says – reply to this


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      haha, talk about disrespect, i believe it was ms. swanson who had an affair with a married man (whose wife was pregnant at the time). i love it…

    93. lola says – reply to this


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      shes a loser. get over it!

    94. Kristi says – reply to this


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      Who the F calls their media consultant?!?!?!?! Then writes into a blogger! What a dumb homewrecking BIATCHHHHHHHHHHHH

    95. Perez's Love Child says – reply to this


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      This is the most attention that Kristy "Homewrecker" Swanson has had since she appeared on "Skating with D-listers".

    96. mimi says – reply to this


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      Kristy Swanson doesn't know the difference between "piece" and "peace"? Real smart girl …

    97. Jennifer in Ottawa says – reply to this


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      It's so hard for me to muster the ability to feel sorry for a woman that is obviously uneducated (peace and bopper, honey) and has no problem seducing a man whose own wife is pregnant and then having a bastard out of wedlock. "They" say that Eisler was already having trouble with his wife Marcie when Kristy and he met, but the fact of the matter is that he was still very much wearing his wedding ring when they were seen out canoodling (I love that word). Perhaps there is a God and this is how She punishes adulterers - next-door neighbor punks. :-)

    98. Jess says – reply to this


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      "teenie booper wannabe"
      Hahahha.
      Jesse McCartney reminds me of Jesse Metcalfe for some reason (besides the first names). They should hook up. They'd make a cute couple, no doubt.

    99. hopeless pedant says – reply to this


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      "He could care less about people and children."

      Which of course implies that he DOES care about people and children.

      What is so difficult with the concept that "couldn't care less" and "could care less" mean different things, and why do people say "could care less" when then mean "couldn't care less"? Someone care to offer a theory?

    100. JohnyStarr says – reply to this


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      When homewreckers blog -
      Exactly what 'piece' was he disturbing? Perhaps that piece-of-ass Perez? Or the other 'teenie boopers' in her 'hood.
      Whatever bitch, you deserve what you get.

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