Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
After a little break, Britney is back to her hard-pAArtying ways.
And you know what we say about that? Thank God!
With Lindsay in rehab and Nicole pregnant, if this mess were to get her life back together, it'd be bad for business.
But our girl Brit won't let us down. She's a trainwreck for life!
The former pop star was seen leaving club Opera hand in hand with a mystery man on Thursday night.
As people are quick to do, he will instantly be called her new
fuckbuddy boyfriend. He may be gay!
Did Britney forget her bra????
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]