Not To Be Outdone

8/24/2007 1:44 AM ET | Filed under: Lindsay Lohan • Dina Lohan

It wouldn't be a party without Dina Lohan puking in the corner!

In the wake of Lindsay's statement and Michael's yakfest, Orange Oprah has released her own quotes to the media.

"My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives,” Dina told VH1 News Thursday evening, “and people just want to make things up and see us fail."

We wanna see YOU fail, for sure.

But we wish Lindsay only the best!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

BANESSA THE CUBANA says – reply to this

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WOOOOOOOOOO SHES FUGLY!
NikkiSixx says – reply to this

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Dina's kind of hot.
scosco says – reply to this

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HHAHAHA
i love you Perez. I laughed so hard.

Yes DOWN WITH DINA
YAY for LINDSAY!
Because says – reply to this

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Because mama Lohan has her own coc problem. Nothing is wrong in her world.
celestial says – reply to this

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Hmmmm…. interesting…..
markholman8 says – reply to this

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uhhh first dina's a skank first first
claud says – reply to this

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forget lindsay going to rehab.. put dina in there
forever
PLEASE
i heart perez
PSA says – reply to this

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Bitch we don't give a shit whether your family fails or not. Because use fail all on your own, you don't need help from us.
bitch says – reply to this

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Hell yea..I want her ass in Jail where normal folk have to go when we fuck up.
daisy says – reply to this

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this woman irritates me….i would not put ot past her to be the one that is providing her daughter with all these drugs so that she could remain in the lime light….very soon lydsay will slap her with a restaining order…..gosh these parents are so desperate to get money from their kids that there will look the other way….can perez quit putting her fugly face on this site….
martha says – reply to this

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this bitch is on a good trip.. i love ray ray
media whore says – reply to this

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i'm sick and tired of hearing about lindsay and her parents their all fucked up
this wacked family says – reply to this

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oh christ on a cracker!
me says – reply to this

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UGH!!!
qa says – reply to this

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pathetic mom!
Purplegirl says – reply to this

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I think it is irritating that Lindsey's own mother is using her daughters mistakes to get herself attention. However, I do not wish her ill will. Rather, I wish her to learn to be wiser in her life priorities and choices.
um says – reply to this

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well then
VAGINA SMELLER says – reply to this

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I WANT TO SMELL HER VAGINA
gffghh says – reply to this

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hmm
Cara says – reply to this

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attention grabbing hoe. i actually feel bad for lindsay.
will see about that says – reply to this

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AND SO YOU KNOW DINA LOGAN. I AM PROTESTING TO MY SEN BARBRA BOXER SO THAT SHE DOES SOMETHING ABOUT LETTING THESE DRUNKING BITCHES OFF WITH A KISS INSTEAD OF JAIL TIME . LIKE REAL FOLKS. HOW U LIKE THAT.. A PARIS HILTON PROTEST.
wtfs says – reply to this

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Dina is weird. Always up in others' business.
Lover Dove says – reply to this

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Dude, I'd eat her freshly showered anus… Hmmm..!
GP says – reply to this

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FUCK ALL THE GERMANS AND THEIR SICK WAY OF LIFE.
IVE BEEN TO GERMANY AND ALL THEY DO IS,SMOKE POT,LOOK FOR SOME KIND OF PERVERTED SEX AND TRY TO BEAT UP NON GERMANS.
THEY TORTURE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND WORSHIP HITLER.

ANYONE WHO ISNT GERMAN,WILL GET KILLED IF YOU GO TO GERMANY.
WE NEED TO EXPOSE THE ABOMINATION THAT IS GERMANY AND ITS PEOPLE!!
vinz says – reply to this

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i love gabiee
Ted says – reply to this

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I'm sick of these bitches!
Nicole says – reply to this

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It's so sad Why can't she take responsibility?
lemyou says – reply to this

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i dont get this family..
glamdivatte says – reply to this

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first bitches..they whole family is crazy..I hope I never hear anything else about a lindsay, a paris, or a nicole..damn I'm tired of them hoes
Lynsey says – reply to this

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She's so lame. It makes me sad that Lindsay is stuck with such lame parents…no wonder she has so many issues!
Me toooooo!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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I'm calling the radio stations and tv stations and protest too.and my local senator. this shit has got to stop.

Pulling a Paris Hilton PROTEST..Jail time for LINDSAY= to PARIS JAIL TIME IF NOT MORE.!!!!!
lying ass bitch says – reply to this

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We all have a sad story. and it's time to take responsibily.Lindsay didnt have any problem blaming it on the BLACK KID. so she shouldnt have a problem with going to jail lying ass bitch.
Alicia S. says – reply to this

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So the media made up everything about Lindsay being a drunk crackhead while dina denies it. i'm sure they do lines together
Lindsay Will Always Be A Loser says – reply to this

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Lindsay Will Always Be A Loser because her parents are both worthless human beings. Once again this case shows how important it is to have money in the legal system. Especially if you are a FUCK UP.
NICKIEREADTHIS=) says – reply to this

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Dinas as ugly as eric P.L.

AND THATS A FACT!
Hermetic says – reply to this

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dear GP, stupid bitch. you deserve a german boyfriend. that is what you have and will always have, because your brain has only two neurons and you never talk with a purpose except showing the world that you are a pathetic selfish bitch. pathetic imbecile… try even to get close to me and you will suffer. and remember to bring the cuffs because i will punish you a lot. brainwashed stupid fat ass
Kimi says – reply to this

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Agree with 10
Regina says – reply to this

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agreed
trapitossucios.com says – reply to this

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CAN SOMEONE CALL CHILD SERVICES ON THIS WOMAN SO THAT THEY TAKE AWAY HER OTHER CHILDREN?? pLEEAAASSSEEE???

WWW.TRAPITOSSUCIOS.COM
JohnTexan says – reply to this

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lindsay…get better…….dina….go to hell..dumb woman…We LOVE Lindsay!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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I wish Dina (DIVA) Lohan
would take Britney Spears under her wing
and provide a stable parental figure for
Britney to lean on for emotional support
and career advice….NOT!
.
Rash(Borat Fan) Manly therashreport.com (Winehouse louse spouse issue today)
sugarfuzz says – reply to this

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#18 GO SMELL YO MOMMAS VAGINA AFTERALL, U DID COME OUT OF IT
myspace.com/partylikeananimal says – reply to this

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mmm Dina's hotter than Lindsay … hahah
plovesperez28 says – reply to this

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This bitch will be eating her words once LiLo gets out of Rehab (Club Med). She just wants her to get better so she can get back to work and Dina can continue living off of her money.
bla2 says – reply to this

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she's pretty
Shay says – reply to this

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Oh yes, because having your daughter in & out of rehab every week is a wonderful place to be in life.
Goodday says – reply to this

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#13 i agree. what a waste of family (not the lohans)
BANESSA THE CUBANA says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT……. I WAS THE FIRST TO POST…..wow thats a first lol
Thor says – reply to this

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Cool, thx 4 the
Useful info
Now it makes sense
Totally
bobby says – reply to this

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Selfish Witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yum says – reply to this

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this not linds??
thatv001 says – reply to this

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Geez Perez, can't you get another picture of orange oprah?
That same ol' picture annoys the shiz outta me… change it! hahahaha
dina's a crazy lady.
jogaagora says – reply to this

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I see a stricking resembalance inbetween mommy and baby (that's what she acts like). "Baby Girl, maybe daddy should've micromanaged and vicariously lived through you instead."
myspace.com/partylikeananimal says – reply to this

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she is a milf come on! don't hate……………

myspace.com/partylikeananimal

you know you like….
Gina says – reply to this

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must she always wear white pants? seriously….
R U Color Blind says – reply to this

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The chair frame is white…her bleached pants are blue…between her asshole and cunt we can not tell the color of the two.
me says – reply to this

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U SUCK
In Denial says – reply to this

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This woman is a total mess and one of the reasons her daugher is an addict.

Is she for real??? What wonderful place??? Her daughter has just flushed everything down the toilet, and she comes up with this? Someone please take HER to rehab. She is delusional idiot and a sorry excuse for a mother.
reality-check says – reply to this

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What does this idiot do again? Oh yes nothing. What a douche bag to let her daughter fail like that. GG mom. Sad when the courts have to step in because the parents have no morals.
Snickers says – reply to this

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Someone just shoot this bitch now. Worst stage mom in the history of showbiz!
Diana says – reply to this

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I wonder if she watch Little Miss Sunshine. Because she is one of those pageant mothers who was ugly when she was little and wants to live her dreams through her daughter.
kbcan says – reply to this

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These are awfully strange remarks considering one daughter is in rehab (again) and the other daughter was apparently in a car accident just less than a week ago when sneaking out of the house.

"Wonderful"???? What in the world is she talking about? Why can't this enabler say that her kids have some problems and they are working on them.
Jilli says – reply to this

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she is a disgusting person. That whole nasty disgusting family need to disapear. Wonder who Lindsey is going to kill next time shes out partying.
quasimodo says – reply to this

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crikey! what a toxic cunt! how could she possibly stand by and release that statement when her daugter's telling the world she has a problem. run the bitch over lindsay
Otis says – reply to this

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Let's see, your oldest is in rehab for the third time. Multiple charges against her. Your next gets caught sneaking out with her boyfriend and has a car wreck? Yes, you are doing a wonderful job.

Please get those kids away from this woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lauren Penmore says – reply to this

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fucking loser cunt
penelope says – reply to this

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UGH! I cant stand this woman! She just stand's beside her poor daughter's coat tail's and ride's her for everything she's worth' what kinda parent are you Dina?
PH says – reply to this

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Dina: Lots of us good mothers have never had to put a child into rehab or pick them up from JAIL after drug and alcohol related arrests. Since you like the media attention, how about a comment on your parenting skills?
Who says – reply to this

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I'd do her. she prob has a nice box.
Jenn says – reply to this

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WHY do the think anyone cares?????? And if she truly wants people to stop talking about her family (which she of course, does not) don't release statements every other day to VH1 News.
Ridiculous.
B$$$$ says – reply to this

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#62 - kbcan says:

These are awfully strange remarks considering one daughter is in rehab (again) and the other daughter was apparently in a car accident just less than a week ago when sneaking out of the house.
“Wonderful”???? What in the world is she talking about? Why can’t this enabler say that her kids have some problems and they are working on them.

Totally agree!!! Every time Lindsay goes to rehab, she says they are in a "great place." Ridic!!!
thebestmoms.com says – reply to this

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She's right-we all should stop. We MADE UP her drinking and driving…we MADE UP her having cocaine in her possession…hell, we even MADE UP her crashing her car then leaving-we are evil people, and right now we are MAKING UP stories about her being in rehab when we all know she is taking some acting classes in the valley. We tend to make up stories about how screwed up Lindsay is when we get tired of making up stories about how crazy Britney is, don't we?

Dina, get a fucking clue. You are a horrible mother, and if you weren't such a whack job your kid would not be so far gone. Maybe if you took some time out of your coke hazed fantasy land you would see that every thing's not alright. Not at all.
Eliann says – reply to this

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Down with Dina!!! Stop ruining your daughter's life!!!!!
Molly says – reply to this

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Whatever dina. Wonder who tought lindsay to lie so well. She should be blamed for not leaving her husband sooner, which probably caused umpa lumpa linday years of emotional trama. And who would let an 18 year old move to la with that much money by themselves. hate her
anon says – reply to this

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you said it perez. both parents should really stop releasing public statements and shut their pie holes.
even the worst stage parents of past (brooke shield's mom, drew barrymore's mom, the caulkin parents…not even creepy joe simpson) weren't THIS publicity hungry.
dude says – reply to this

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I'd hit it!
the famous intern says – reply to this

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me and my children are in a good place? ummmmmmm….ur 21 year old daughter is addicted to drugs and alcohol and has plead guilty to several crimes. i don't really think that counts as being in a good place. and i love that it's ME and my children. i still don't know who you are! she's a damn enabler and i can't wait for lindsay to realize that even though she is her mother that she can be LETHAL and UNHEALTY. get better lindz
lilymora says – reply to this

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yeah right, Lindsey coke whore. Just hurry up and OD already.
sharon says – reply to this

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she's one of the most self absorbed nobody's around. she's a fucking loser just like her daughter.
erasmus says – reply to this

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i feel kinda bad for being so hard on her, i didn't realize she was retarded.
jess says – reply to this

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Dina needs to stop trying to be Lindsey's best friend, she needs a mom right now someone who will give her some guidance, shes the reason that Lindsey's in the position shes in!!!
erasmus says – reply to this

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Dear #83 and Deja Vu #84… "praying for more commotion and drama"?? you're retarded too.
Kitty says – reply to this

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Mama Lohan already failed !
Mike says – reply to this

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Damn she is pretty fine though.
KAT says – reply to this

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I THINK WE'RE LOOKING AT LINDSEY IN 20 YEARS! I HAVE AN IDEA…LET'S LOCK THEM BOTH IN A JAIL CELL.
Megs says – reply to this

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Talk about denial. Dina's the one who belongs in rehab.
super mom says – reply to this

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I thought this was a pic of lindsey!!
Lindsey is lookin hagar-ooed
Mary says – reply to this

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Dina needs to learn how to be a mom and stop acting like she's Lindsney friend. Dina you a funken MOM act like it!!!
scarlettt says – reply to this

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what is it, perez, with you and MOMS!?? you appear angry at all celebrity moms? odd. did you have a problematic relationship with yours?? hmm? at little free therapy for you here, "You're feelings tell you about YOU!", not about the people your dishing on. i love your site, but i can read right thru you on this one!! people who are hurting….hurt people! think about it.
Janie says – reply to this

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I can't imagin what it must be like to have a nasty cunt for a mom and sick ass dad. None of those kids are going to turn out right. They need to put the other two up for adoption.
SUSIE says – reply to this

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IN MY WORLD EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT I LOVE MY CHILDRENS MONEY I MEAN MY CHILDREN ….EVERYTHING IS OUT OF CONTROLL I MEAN FINE JUST FINE….LEAVE ME AND MY COKE I MEAN MY KIDS ALONE !!!!!!!!!
Melanie says – reply to this

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This is the same woman who posted Lindsay Lohans party on a peekamo group
lohan addict says – reply to this

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umm did perez just say 'But we wish Lindsay only the best' ?
thats weird comming from mr.imature
well me being an obssesive lohan fan
wish her better than the best.hope she gets
better and wow shes actually all better
now.healthy and this time sober for sure
and obviously her realising
statements like she did shes
growing
up :]

love you lindsay
always did and always will
Kathy says – reply to this

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I love when Orange Oprah says shizz like:
"My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives," blah blah blah. She sounds soooo cracked out and like she's all dreamy eyed and pie-faced but instead she's old and leathery and way to "used" to not know she has to be a grown up not sound crazy.

But I really love:

"We wanna see YOU fail, for sure."

soooooo damn funny.
truthfirst says – reply to this

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slut mom of the year-ENABLER
cutie pie says – reply to this

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perez please stop trying to rap . i saw you with tone loc and you were awful, leave the rapping to the black guys, some things are not for everyone, joke or no joke.
the famous intern says – reply to this

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i loooooove that she said she and her children are in a good place right now.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..maybe it's just me buuuut ur 21 year old daughter is in rehab right now. i really don't think she's in a "good" place in her life right now. and it's not about YOU dina. it's about your children. you're a nobody. and a has been. get over yourself.
KIMMAY says – reply to this

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I don't think anyone cares enough about this person to "want" to see her fail.
JDog says – reply to this

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Umm, did anyone else notice the suspicious spray bottle next to the "Mother of the Year"? Looks like she never leaves home without her spray-on tan!
perez is awhsome says – reply to this

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what a fuckUP! fuckn trailer trash shity mom. completely fucked up lyndsay just to be famous.
what a loser.

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