Not To Be Outdone
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan
It wouldn't be a party without Dina Lohan puking in the corner!
In the wake of Lindsay's statement and Michael's yakfest, Orange Oprah has released her own quotes to the media.
"My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives,” Dina told VH1 News Thursday evening, “and people just want to make things up and see us fail."
We wanna see YOU fail, for sure.
But we wish Lindsay only the best!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Predictable
Halos And Horns
WOOOOOOOOOO SHES FUGLY!
Dina's kind of hot.
HHAHAHA
i love you Perez. I laughed so hard.
Yes DOWN WITH DINA
YAY for LINDSAY!
Because mama Lohan has her own coc problem. Nothing is wrong in her world.
Hmmmm…. interesting…..
uhhh first dina's a skank first first
forget lindsay going to rehab.. put dina in there
forever
PLEASE
i heart perez
Bitch we don't give a shit whether your family fails or not. Because use fail all on your own, you don't need help from us.
Hell yea..I want her ass in Jail where normal folk have to go when we fuck up.
this woman irritates me….i would not put ot past her to be the one that is providing her daughter with all these drugs so that she could remain in the lime light….very soon lydsay will slap her with a restaining order…..gosh these parents are so desperate to get money from their kids that there will look the other way….can perez quit putting her fugly face on this site….
this bitch is on a good trip.. i love ray ray
i'm sick and tired of hearing about lindsay and her parents their all fucked up
oh christ on a cracker!
UGH!!!
pathetic mom!
I think it is irritating that Lindsey's own mother is using her daughters mistakes to get herself attention. However, I do not wish her ill will. Rather, I wish her to learn to be wiser in her life priorities and choices.
well then
I WANT TO SMELL HER VAGINA
hmm
attention grabbing hoe. i actually feel bad for lindsay.
AND SO YOU KNOW DINA LOGAN. I AM PROTESTING TO MY SEN BARBRA BOXER SO THAT SHE DOES SOMETHING ABOUT LETTING THESE DRUNKING BITCHES OFF WITH A KISS INSTEAD OF JAIL TIME . LIKE REAL FOLKS. HOW U LIKE THAT.. A PARIS HILTON PROTEST.
Dina is weird. Always up in others' business.
Dude, I'd eat her freshly showered anus… Hmmm..!
FUCK ALL THE GERMANS AND THEIR SICK WAY OF LIFE.
IVE BEEN TO GERMANY AND ALL THEY DO IS,SMOKE POT,LOOK FOR SOME KIND OF PERVERTED SEX AND TRY TO BEAT UP NON GERMANS.
THEY TORTURE PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND WORSHIP HITLER.
ANYONE WHO ISNT GERMAN,WILL GET KILLED IF YOU GO TO GERMANY.
WE NEED TO EXPOSE THE ABOMINATION THAT IS GERMANY AND ITS PEOPLE!!
i love gabiee
I'm sick of these bitches!
It's so sad
Why can't she take responsibility?
i dont get this family..
first bitches..they whole family is crazy..I hope I never hear anything else about a lindsay, a paris, or a nicole..damn I'm tired of them hoes
She's so lame. It makes me sad that Lindsay is stuck with such lame parents…no wonder she has so many issues!
I'm calling the radio stations and tv stations and protest too.and my local senator. this shit has got to stop.
Pulling a Paris Hilton PROTEST..Jail time for LINDSAY= to PARIS JAIL TIME IF NOT MORE.!!!!!
We all have a sad story. and it's time to take responsibily.Lindsay didnt have any problem blaming it on the BLACK KID. so she shouldnt have a problem with going to jail lying ass bitch.
So the media made up everything about Lindsay being a drunk crackhead while dina denies it. i'm sure they do lines together
Lindsay Will Always Be A Loser because her parents are both worthless human beings. Once again this case shows how important it is to have money in the legal system. Especially if you are a FUCK UP.
Dinas as ugly as eric P.L.
AND THATS A FACT!
dear GP, stupid bitch. you deserve a german boyfriend. that is what you have and will always have, because your brain has only two neurons and you never talk with a purpose except showing the world that you are a pathetic selfish bitch. pathetic imbecile… try even to get close to me and you will suffer. and remember to bring the cuffs because i will punish you a lot. brainwashed stupid fat ass
Agree with 10
agreed
CAN SOMEONE CALL CHILD SERVICES ON THIS WOMAN SO THAT THEY TAKE AWAY HER OTHER CHILDREN?? pLEEAAASSSEEE???
WWW.TRAPITOSSUCIOS.COM
lindsay…get better…….dina….go to hell..dumb woman…We LOVE Lindsay!
I wish Dina (DIVA) Lohan
would take Britney Spears under her wing
and provide a stable parental figure for
Britney to lean on for emotional support
and career advice….NOT!
.
Rash(Borat Fan) Manly therashreport.com (Winehouse louse spouse issue today)
#18 GO SMELL YO MOMMAS VAGINA AFTERALL, U DID COME OUT OF IT
mmm Dina's hotter than Lindsay … hahah
This bitch will be eating her words once LiLo gets out of Rehab (Club Med). She just wants her to get better so she can get back to work and Dina can continue living off of her money.
she's pretty
Oh yes, because having your daughter in & out of rehab every week is a wonderful place to be in life.
#13 i agree. what a waste of family (not the lohans)
HOLY SHIT……. I WAS THE FIRST TO POST…..wow thats a first lol
Cool, thx 4 the
Useful info
Now it makes sense
Totally
Selfish Witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this not linds??
Geez Perez, can't you get another picture of orange oprah?
That same ol' picture annoys the shiz outta me… change it! hahahaha
dina's a crazy lady.
I see a stricking resembalance inbetween mommy and baby (that's what she acts like). "Baby Girl, maybe daddy should've micromanaged and vicariously lived through you instead."
she is a milf come on! don't hate……………
myspace.com/partylikeananimal
you know you like….
must she always wear white pants? seriously….
The chair frame is white…her bleached pants are blue…between her asshole and cunt we can not tell the color of the two.
U SUCK
This woman is a total mess and one of the reasons her daugher is an addict.
Is she for real??? What wonderful place??? Her daughter has just flushed everything down the toilet, and she comes up with this? Someone please take HER to rehab. She is delusional idiot and a sorry excuse for a mother.
What does this idiot do again? Oh yes nothing. What a douche bag to let her daughter fail like that. GG mom. Sad when the courts have to step in because the parents have no morals.
Someone just shoot this bitch now. Worst stage mom in the history of showbiz!
I wonder if she watch Little Miss Sunshine. Because she is one of those pageant mothers who was ugly when she was little and wants to live her dreams through her daughter.
These are awfully strange remarks considering one daughter is in rehab (again) and the other daughter was apparently in a car accident just less than a week ago when sneaking out of the house.
"Wonderful"???? What in the world is she talking about? Why can't this enabler say that her kids have some problems and they are working on them.
she is a disgusting person. That whole nasty disgusting family need to disapear. Wonder who Lindsey is going to kill next time shes out partying.
crikey! what a toxic cunt! how could she possibly stand by and release that statement when her daugter's telling the world she has a problem. run the bitch over lindsay
Let's see, your oldest is in rehab for the third time. Multiple charges against her. Your next gets caught sneaking out with her boyfriend and has a car wreck? Yes, you are doing a wonderful job.
Please get those kids away from this woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fucking loser cunt
UGH! I cant stand this woman! She just stand's beside her poor daughter's coat tail's and ride's her for everything she's worth' what kinda parent are you Dina?
Dina: Lots of us good mothers have never had to put a child into rehab or pick them up from JAIL after drug and alcohol related arrests. Since you like the media attention, how about a comment on your parenting skills?
I'd do her. she prob has a nice box.
WHY do the think anyone cares?????? And if she truly wants people to stop talking about her family (which she of course, does not) don't release statements every other day to VH1 News.
Ridiculous.
#62 - kbcan says:
These are awfully strange remarks considering one daughter is in rehab (again) and the other daughter was apparently in a car accident just less than a week ago when sneaking out of the house.
“Wonderful”???? What in the world is she talking about? Why can’t this enabler say that her kids have some problems and they are working on them.
Totally agree!!! Every time Lindsay goes to rehab, she says they are in a "great place." Ridic!!!
She's right-we all should stop. We MADE UP her drinking and driving…we MADE UP her having cocaine in her possession…hell, we even MADE UP her crashing her car then leaving-we are evil people, and right now we are MAKING UP stories about her being in rehab when we all know she is taking some acting classes in the valley. We tend to make up stories about how screwed up Lindsay is when we get tired of making up stories about how crazy Britney is, don't we?
Dina, get a fucking clue. You are a horrible mother, and if you weren't such a whack job your kid would not be so far gone. Maybe if you took some time out of your coke hazed fantasy land you would see that every thing's not alright. Not at all.
Down with Dina!!! Stop ruining your daughter's life!!!!!
Whatever dina. Wonder who tought lindsay to lie so well. She should be blamed for not leaving her husband sooner, which probably caused umpa lumpa linday years of emotional trama. And who would let an 18 year old move to la with that much money by themselves. hate her
you said it perez. both parents should really stop releasing public statements and shut their pie holes.
even the worst stage parents of past (brooke shield's mom, drew barrymore's mom, the caulkin parents…not even creepy joe simpson) weren't THIS publicity hungry.
I'd hit it!
me and my children are in a good place? ummmmmmm….ur 21 year old daughter is addicted to drugs and alcohol and has plead guilty to several crimes. i don't really think that counts as being in a good place. and i love that it's ME and my children. i still don't know who you are! she's a damn enabler and i can't wait for lindsay to realize that even though she is her mother that she can be LETHAL and UNHEALTY. get better lindz
yeah right, Lindsey coke whore. Just hurry up and OD already.
she's one of the most self absorbed nobody's around. she's a fucking loser just like her daughter.
i feel kinda bad for being so hard on her, i didn't realize she was retarded.
Dina needs to stop trying to be Lindsey's best friend, she needs a mom right now someone who will give her some guidance, shes the reason that Lindsey's in the position shes in!!!
Dear #83 and Deja Vu #84… "praying for more commotion and drama"?? you're retarded too.
Mama Lohan already failed !
Damn she is pretty fine though.
I THINK WE'RE LOOKING AT LINDSEY IN 20 YEARS! I HAVE AN IDEA…LET'S LOCK THEM BOTH IN A JAIL CELL.
Talk about denial. Dina's the one who belongs in rehab.
I thought this was a pic of lindsey!!
Lindsey is lookin hagar-ooed
Dina needs to learn how to be a mom and stop acting like she's Lindsney friend. Dina you a funken MOM act like it!!!
what is it, perez, with you and MOMS!?? you appear angry at all celebrity moms? odd. did you have a problematic relationship with yours?? hmm? at little free therapy for you here, "You're feelings tell you about YOU!", not about the people your dishing on. i love your site, but i can read right thru you on this one!! people who are hurting….hurt people! think about it.
I can't imagin what it must be like to have a nasty cunt for a mom and sick ass dad. None of those kids are going to turn out right. They need to put the other two up for adoption.
IN MY WORLD EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT I LOVE MY CHILDRENS MONEY I MEAN MY CHILDREN ….EVERYTHING IS OUT OF CONTROLL I MEAN FINE JUST FINE….LEAVE ME AND MY COKE I MEAN MY KIDS ALONE !!!!!!!!!
This is the same woman who posted Lindsay Lohans party on a peekamo group
umm did perez just say 'But we wish Lindsay only the best' ?
thats weird comming from mr.imature
well me being an obssesive lohan fan
wish her better than the best.hope she gets
better and wow shes actually all better
now.healthy and this time sober for sure
and obviously her realising
statements like she did shes
growing
up :]
love you lindsay
always did and always will
I love when Orange Oprah says shizz like:
"My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives," blah blah blah. She sounds soooo cracked out and like she's all dreamy eyed and pie-faced but instead she's old and leathery and way to "used" to not know she has to be a grown up not sound crazy.
But I really love:
"We wanna see YOU fail, for sure."
soooooo damn funny.
slut mom of the year-ENABLER
perez please stop trying to rap . i saw you with tone loc and you were awful, leave the rapping to the black guys, some things are not for everyone, joke or no joke.
i loooooove that she said she and her children are in a good place right now.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..maybe it's just me buuuut ur 21 year old daughter is in rehab right now. i really don't think she's in a "good" place in her life right now. and it's not about YOU dina. it's about your children. you're a nobody. and a has been. get over yourself.
I don't think anyone cares enough about this person to "want" to see her fail.
Umm, did anyone else notice the suspicious spray bottle next to the "Mother of the Year"? Looks like she never leaves home without her spray-on tan!
what a fuckUP! fuckn trailer trash shity mom. completely fucked up lyndsay just to be famous.
what a loser.