Not To Be Outdone

It wouldn't be a party without Dina Lohan puking in the corner!
In the wake of Lindsay's statement and Michael's yakfest, Orange Oprah has released her own quotes to the media.
"My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives,” Dina told VH1 News Thursday evening, “and people just want to make things up and see us fail."
We wanna see YOU fail, for sure.
But we wish Lindsay only the best!
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You are so fucking funny. I want to see her fail, too. I abhor that pic of her. And while I'm bashing her, those veneers of her (can't see them as she's not smiling in this pic) can be seen from outer space, right? And why the hell does she still live in Merrick? You'd think she would've upgraded to a nice part of Long Island. Even that Mafia princess, poor man's Jackie Collins lives in Old Westbury - a swank town on the north shore. What's Dina gonna do when Lindsay's reduced to doing has-been child star autograph signing conventions, which looks like it may be any day now?
She needs to rest . . . pimpin ain't easy.
Dina probably provides inspiration for bulemics everywhere. Not because she's thin, though—because she makes people sick.
I mean, okay, maybe she's actually really nice and has REALLY bad luck and has been misquoted every time she's opened her mouth…but somehow, I don't think so.
The Bad Mother of the Year Award goes to…
Have pity on the poor lost soul
America is finished
The Jihadists are bringing the burkas
America has become a nation of whores
WHORES! Who eat their young!
Meanwhile a few hundred million children starve to death
No clean drinking water
It aint pretty folks…and
Soon what Ms. Lohan is up to ain't gonna seem so important
omg…shes pathetic !
*yawn !!
Ummm yeah, none of your family is in a good place, and WHOSE making anything up?? nobody is makingup the fact your daughter is a crack whore, and car jacked people, to stock someone, only to be arrested with coke…for the second time in a month! WHORE!
SHE NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF HER DAUGHTER'S SHADOW. SHE WANTS TO BE LINDSAY SOOOOOO BAD.
DIANA YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE. LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTERS ALONE.
YOUR RIGHT ABOUT DINA! BUT I HAVE 2 DISAGREE WITH YOU ABOUT LINDSAY…SHES WORST THAN DINA. SHE THINKS SHES SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE….NOT TO MENTION A COKEHEAD
Why hasn't this woman choked on all that c&ck she s$cks and just died? Who the hell cares anything about her nasty, un-washed ass? She needs to accidentally snort up a bunch of drain cleaner, and shut the f%ck up. Go away- your 15 minutes are up.
DINAH - UGH you make me angry!! I am the mother of a 21-year old who is a recovering addict. My son went to rehab 2X in the course of 13 months (he is now 18 months clean & sober) - HOWEVER, never ONCE did I ever emerge from visiting my son with a huge smile on my face saying "we are in a wonderful place in our lives". Are you fucking kidding me???
Enabler is right. I was one to an extent & my son told me so during a family meeting in rehab. He resented me for it and I took that to heart. There is a difference between loving your child enough to say NO & helping them kill themselves because you chose to look the other way.
I'm praying for Lindsay. Unless Dinah changes her tune, the poor girl doesn't stand a chance.
WHATS UP WITH HER BROWS SO WRONG
Dina is the perfect example of how a freakin nobody gets on tv. It's sad that a mother leeches that way. People like her should be sterelized the moment theyre born so the dont screew up children's live's
that wonderful place is called rehab thats sad ;
ENABLER! Riiigggghhhhtttt!!?!! Crazy ass coked out bitch.
Hollywood should greenlight a Re-Make of “Valley of the Dolls” and Cast Britney Spears, who can sing the title song (Gotta get off, gonna get Have to get off from this ride Gotta get hold of my pride), Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan!!!! It wld fit these girls soooo well!