Photoshop In A Can

Filed under: TV News > Personally Perez

Once again!

Gallery Of The Absurd has honored Perez with a caricature for the third time.

Thank u!

If you can't get enough of your Perezzers, tune in this evening to P-Nasty on Chelsea Lately at 11:30 P.M. on E!.

We're talking about our new Vh1 show and dishing the dirt and shooting the shiz and maybe even spilling some jiz!

Posted: Aug 24, 2007 at 1:20 pm / Email this »

See All 104 Comments

104 comments to “Photoshop In A Can”

More comments: [1] 2 »

one says – reply to this

1

#1
yazz says – reply to this

2

coolnessss
jennzz says – reply to this

3

oh my Lordy!!!!
hehehehe
carla says – reply to this

4

hotty!!
Robert says – reply to this

5

First
fawny says – reply to this

6

mmmmmmmm love hottness perez!!!!!!!!
me says – reply to this

7

1st
ncstatecutie says – reply to this

8

Your peen is bigger in the "befores"…
highlander says – reply to this

9

Perez is a loser.
A self-promoting loser, but just the same. What a waste of space.
Fuck All Y'all says – reply to this

10

I think it's time you pulled an Anna Nicole and lose some lbs. Become the next TrimSpa spokesperson…you look like you're 50.
melanie says – reply to this

11

1st?
omg love it
LeeoLeeo says – reply to this

12

Less you, more them.
Please, we are begging you.
nana says – reply to this

13

sexyness
jeri says – reply to this

14

Hey, if Britney can do it for her photo covers, you can do it too, Perez.
I still laugh at those people who thought Britney 'looked really good' in those allure photos, like it was the real deal….never heard of photoshop.
Mark says – reply to this

15

This is not so far fetched Perez….You need a personal trainer, and you need to stick to a workout religiously, you can do it…
alliecat says – reply to this

16

who the hell cares about this self absorbed adolescent shit? There is nothing on this site anymore but pics of Perez and pics his fans holding up signs saying "we love you" Could it get any more boring?
ih says – reply to this

17

tub of goo
www.TodayIFeelLike.com says – reply to this

18

OMG that is sooooo funny where can I get a can of that do they make in extra sexy??? LOL I love you blog keep on keepin' on. www.todayifeellike.com/tifl
Carli says – reply to this

19

It's about time you're on Chelsea's show!!! A combination of my two favorites!!!
lemonlime says – reply to this

20

Gorgeous.
FACEY. says – reply to this

21

i had a cream dream about you last night.

and i love you even more, skank!
Kristin says – reply to this

22

his face looks like Katie Couric's
Kelly Marie says – reply to this

23

Yeah! I love Chelsea Lately - I'll make sure to catch it.
gaymotherfuck says – reply to this

24

god your fucking ugly. your tits are bigger then mine and thats sad cause Im a c cup. i liked this site until you keep deleting my comments!
kacee says – reply to this

25

i love it, and i love YOU, perez.
Alex says – reply to this

26

Oh baby!
perezisapig says – reply to this

27

Dammit!! Please stop posting photographs, pictures, or caricatures of yourself! The only reason why people visit your site is to gawk at celebrities (NOT YOU) when they're bored at work. That's why I do it. Seriously Perez, you are one of the ugliest people I've ever seen. Not trying to be rude, just honest. You look like an oompa loompa with your huge forehead. And it's not so much that you're just overweight. You're DOUGHY. And you need to stop calling people "horse teeth." Have you looked in the damn mirror lately? You have the grossest overbite. Again, NO MORE PICS OF YOU!!!
Jamie says – reply to this

28

Does anyone find Chelsea Handler funny?
rach says – reply to this

29

oooh, i love it perez! u sexy thing! :) love ya! xxxxx
lar says – reply to this

30

This is a dig at Britney, right?
Suddenly all perfect for her photo shoots……as if…
ih says – reply to this

31

nice race p-chubby
Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this

32

PEREZ…. CAN I BORROW THAT CAN OF SPRAY??
emily says – reply to this

33

i looooove chelsea lately!!! I'll fer sher be watching it!
granbyman says – reply to this

34

Wow………. you are so self absorbed lately….. more commentary less you…
Derrick says – reply to this

35

I love Chelsea Handler, I cannot wait to see this episode… not because I am a fan of you, but because it will be interesting to see what you are like on tv because I have never seen you on tv… except you're commercial on VH1 which was pretty funny.
Leah says – reply to this

36

kudos ro you for having the balls to post a picture of yourself in that atrocious underwear get-up. But am I wrong, in more recent pix you look just a wee bit slimmer? Are you trying to shed some weight? I would love to see you endorsing Trimspa: "Like my booooodyyy?
HollywoodBasher says – reply to this

37

Yo! Bro, you're giving cubans a bad Name. Instead of Photoshop try GymShop
photoshop ed says – reply to this

38

we are sorry but there is not enough photoshopping in the world to make you look good. I hear Shrek needs a body double for his next film.
sweet dirty says – reply to this

39

Please don't spill any jizz. That's just wrong.
greg says – reply to this

40

oh my my my, why?
Foxy says – reply to this

41

Perez you are one ugly fat fuck
Rash Manly says – reply to this

42

PEREZ HILTON IS THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA!
Bytch says – reply to this

43

Your one sexy bitch!
Emmaxx says – reply to this

44

Perez Yooh Look Sexy Lyk Tht Lol

Love Yoohr Work Btw!!

xoxoxox
Rachelle says – reply to this

45

dayum, perez. that spray can stuff works wonders. What an extremely sexy latin male you turned out to be. Is it sold based on race/ethnicity and or gender specifications? Thanks,
ginny says – reply to this

46

fantastic! i love your bulge, the speedo is sexy baby! xoxox
ZACFRON says – reply to this

47

Everyone! Stop being harsh! Perez has a cute face and runs an awesome page for us all to gawp at. So leave him alone.
buni says – reply to this

48

I think you are very handsome and normal looking. It would be nice to see you embrace it instead of insulting yourself with halloween hair and clothing. No one looks like a celebrity.
mtnviewr says – reply to this

49

Perez-After looks like John Mark Carr of JonBenet fame…. Eewwwww….
G.MAN says – reply to this

50

PLEASE PASS THE EMESIS BASIN
gay guy999666 says – reply to this

51

fat fuck ….. literally !!!!

you could feed ten African nations with that much fat
perez love says – reply to this

52

y is perez so hot>?
uggabugga says – reply to this

53

Hmmm, Perez, you look damn studly without facial hair, green hair and with a sixer!
Lindsay says – reply to this

54

Yay, I love Chelsea Lately.
angie says – reply to this

55

lol, you look good perez!
RapSuperstar says – reply to this

56

What? you didn't like my shout out to the USA?
Sweetie xox says – reply to this

57

Oh, Perez, YOU WISH!
perez hilton is so stupid that he's mom dont want him says – reply to this

58

HAhhahahahhahahahah you are so ugly fucking gay
Peggy Wanker says – reply to this

59

Never try to look like the douche on the right. You're ok just the way you are.
toronto gal says – reply to this

60

honestly, Perez. I've seen pics of you skinnier, and you're so adorable. I understand gaining weight as you get older, but you are obviously living it up and eating everything in sight. I honestly think you should try that Celebrity Fit Club show orsomething. I'm not trying to be insulting, but you often talk about not having had a date in a while. I am sure guys would be flocking to you if you just lost a few pounds. Keep your eccentric style, but don't let yourself go THAT much!
addictedtoperez says – reply to this

61

don't listen to none of them perez you keep posting these pics of yourselve, i think it's funny how you can joke a little on yourselve you and me both know if it was'nt for you they would'nt even be on this site gettin the scoop.
NotFirstAndWhoGivesAShit says – reply to this

62

Good god, Perez. That before picture is revoltingly accurate. Have a little shame, ya PIG!
mel says – reply to this

63

AHH i love this!
i almost died laughing

ily
Lala Bush says – reply to this

64

Sweety I love ya but you need to lay off the pink (everything) and try a size (or two) bigger.
escape artist says – reply to this

65

Your weiner is sexier in the before picture.
Jay-Z and Beyonce's bed says – reply to this

66

LOL.HOLLYWIERD IS ONE BIG PHOTOSHOPED PICTURE.
sean says – reply to this

67

i said it once il say it again, Perez your one hot bowl of sexyness, i love you, woohoo go perez, if people dont like your blog then they should go away and stop bitchin', you rock.
John says – reply to this

68

Perez, as obnoxious as you can be, what makes you so damn loveable is your self-deprication and humility.
Big Mamma says – reply to this

69

Good sport. You dish it out and you take it. We love the fat, flabby you momma. Mr Hard Body, Ab Fab guy just ain't you, babe.
mendez says – reply to this

70

You ooze sexyness perez!!!
John says – reply to this

71

Perez, your utter assholeishness is so erased by your charming self-deprication. You're a cool guy. I'm so in awe of your enterprising spirit. Rock on.
Pattycakes says – reply to this

72

Dammit, P. Diet for the sake of your health if not for the vision of your readers. You're starting to look like a 70's porn on peyote.
Patricia says – reply to this

73

If the whole blogging thing ends up not working out for you, at least you still have your…nevermind.
CELEBRITY FIT CLUB says – reply to this

74

PEREZ YOU SHOULD DO CELEBRITY FIT CLUB
Lucy says – reply to this

75

They are not honoring you, Perez, they are ridiculing you, there is a difference. You are fodder, Fatty.
livingdoll says – reply to this

76

yay Perez you look so fab as a beefcake & I love the Chelsey lately show, she always has the hip & fresh stars on her show *congratz*. I think your new VH1 show will be great
Tarzanna says – reply to this

77

anything is better than you with the green combover and pornstache!

Get it together sweety!
erin says – reply to this

78

love u on chelsea love chelsea too! Your best tv appearance ever!!!
Tia says – reply to this

79

Hi Perez:)
I just watched you on Chelseas show- your such a cute teddy bear:)
Best of luck with your new show:)
Gee says – reply to this

80

If you don't want to look at Perez don't come here .

Every time you post a comment he gets more money as his daily hits go up.

Perez, I love it! Would it be better for you to pretend it didn't happen? No, I enjoy how you can poke fun at yourself just as much as the people you roast daily.
livingdoll says – reply to this

81

you were perfect & so cute & charming on Chelsey lately:) & the footage from your new VH1 show looks fab! xo
Maud says – reply to this

82

I like your self-depreciating humor, Perez. It doesn't matter if you are chubby you have a tremendous smile.
yeeeahhs... says – reply to this

83

separated at birth, perez and elton john?
Samantha says – reply to this

84

Does that guy do Mariah Carreys photos?
PRINCESS says – reply to this

85

NOW THATS HOT
Sukisuzz says – reply to this

86

Great job Perez!
Maky says – reply to this

87

Hey Perez !
I saw the show!!
Great combo you too! ;D
also…can't wait for the premiere of the show!

Keep on rockin' hun! You're the shizzle! =P
jenbunny says – reply to this

88

i heart perez a bunch, but that parody is gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys!
yomomma says – reply to this

89

PEREZ u r ONE FAT and SICK BASTARD. I call you FATBASTARD lol, but that still doesnt mean I dont read ur shit. U shouldnt be so cruel to some ppl tho.
PinkY says – reply to this

90

When I watched Chels last night it became clear to me that you are NOT a Star Disser but a Habitual Star Ass Kisser.

You are ALL in this together…and the only reason you did this is so you could get Famous or rub noses with them who actually are famous.

Smart Lad.
LAW says – reply to this

91

I am ADDICTED to Chelsea and Perez, saw the show last night and LOVED IT. Love you both!!!
lool says – reply to this

92

eww……u suck gay ass bitchhh
acidorgy says – reply to this

93

damn the naysayers p. i'd rim that browneye of yours.
Sandeana says – reply to this

94

I like the pink panties in the "before" picture.
Sandeana
j-dogg says – reply to this

95

Perez is a fat boar! what the hell! Gummi Jr ! god dammit.
j-dogg says – reply to this

96

stop advertising gummi bear please! so he'll fade away and die! He's a fake non existent person nobody cares about.
poolside says – reply to this

97

I want pics of famous people…not ur fat ass!!!!! You are fucking butt ass fugly fat boy……..titties bigger than mine..hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Stop talkng about other people being ugly than putting up pics of ur stank ass……….Cuz courtney love on her WORST day is 10X better looking than YOU!!!!!!! AMY WINEHOUSE….beat the fuck up, looks better than ur fat ass made up! I'm only being 100% honest because I know you can handle it…….SERIOUSLY FATTY!
No Jabba No Mo' says – reply to this

98

Perez Hilton,
Seriously, girlfriend, you need–and all of you closest friends in Cali-for-ni-a agree (all 1 of them and that 1 is the one that looks at you from the mirror when you brush your teeth), you must–absolutely must–lay off eating whip cream directly from the can from your fridge (You do have a fridge do you not?) and get yourself to a gym and start working out so you don't look more and more like Jabba The Hut. Please, do it now!
Last, Suckers! says – reply to this

99

[The artist known as 14 is my hero. Chick, you rock!]
Shantel says – reply to this

100

Lookin' hot Babe

More comments: [1] 2 »

Britney Spears & Demi Lovato's First X Factor Critique! Listen Here!

Girls are on fire!!!

We won't get to see how the ladies did until the fall, but today in Austin, Britney Spears and Demi Lovato took their seats as the new judges on The X Factor. Someone had the foresight of smuggling in a recording device to the Texas auditions and we've got the audio from the ladies' first critique!

And you know what? They sound like old pros!

Check out the video (above) to hear Brit Brit and Darling Demi give their thoughts on the first contestant of season two!

They both sound so GOOD! Strong and confident; it doesn't sound like either of them were nervous at all!

Bravo, ladies! We can't wait to see you in action!

Advertising info