Poppa Perez

Filed under: Anglophilia > Elton John

Perezzers' long lost father, Sir Elton John, enjoyed a nice holiday in St. Tropez on Thursday with his husband, David Furnish.

Doesn't dad look cute????

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Posted: Aug 24, 2007 at 12:53 pm / Email this »

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Elton says – reply to this

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Don't insult me like that!!!
Vito says – reply to this

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Hes a Keptman !!!
Nicococola says – reply to this

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That bag David is holding is fabulous!!!!! Does anyone know where it came from?
Jen in Cabo says – reply to this

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FIRST
heyyall says – reply to this

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LOVE THE MANPRIS! WHY IS HE SO DAMN PALE?
Divababy says – reply to this

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OH!! THAT IS GOOD. I CAN JUST HEAR ELTON SAYING PEREZ I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Nathan says – reply to this

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This is how you spell DEVO you fat celebrity obsessed whore
whittt says – reply to this

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jessiebell@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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u guys are identical
HollywoodBasher says – reply to this

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WTF! Mody Fuckin Dick…Free Fuckin Willy…Bad Fashion Statement..Fairy Ass
Anne says – reply to this

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Yeah, he looks great
Elton2 says – reply to this

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FAGolina! He's cute
Luce says – reply to this

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if only he would dye his hair aqua…..
Jamaica says – reply to this

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I'm 10th - Hell yeah. You are all losers.
Jamaica says – reply to this

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I'm 10th - Hell yeah. You are all losers!!!
Agnacious says – reply to this

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I look forward reading to this freaks obituary.
Reality says – reply to this

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Nice shaved legs. fruit!
key says – reply to this

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Does anyone remember "La Cage Au Faux" ??
Baby says – reply to this

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I love Elton….but he looks like shit.
HollywoodBasher says – reply to this

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Hints: Treadmill,Gym, Jenny Graig, Weight Watchers, Lean Cuisine. Elton John gives Gays a bad Name. Oh, My Gosh..Where's the Gay Fashion Police?
antiperez says – reply to this

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You cannot even try to put yourself in the same class as him. You are a low life, with no where near the talent or dignity.
addi says – reply to this

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lol u fat ugly gay stop perving over old badly dressed batty men
Brenda says – reply to this

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Where can I get those fly ass glasses elton. Luv ya perezzzz. Numero 1
jennzz says – reply to this

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Perez,, your dad needs a bit of a tan!
hehe
love the sneakers thou!
Hannah says – reply to this

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his legs are whitter than my mamas ass
Jess says – reply to this

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milf
killallfags says – reply to this

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kill all fags
HollywoodBasher says – reply to this

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Ewwwwwwww I just had a mental Vision..Porky Elton and David Furnish fuckin elton fat asshole ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this

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Of course, Sir Elton is a divo — Latin for a rich man. He is also an awesome entertainer.
freddy bb says – reply to this

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Gay gay gay
Gypsytrill says – reply to this

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Hey Perez…maybe you should come out with your own version of Elton's last will and testament–just like all those versions of the Howard Hughes will with all the distant relatives claiming part of the estate. I think that you are entitled to some of Papi Elton's dinero!!!!!
tisha dupree says – reply to this

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They really do make a lovely couple……..
nadia says – reply to this

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perez not many news today ah>?
heyyall says – reply to this

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GOD what Perez could do to Elton's hair!!! Elton needs to bring some color into his life. Perez is a fucking my little prancing pony bag of skittles. He's Cuban, so that explains a lot.
YOSSARIAN, CROWN PRINCESS MARIE CHANTALL OF GREECE says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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gumby says – reply to this

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I laufffff his little danglin' arms. teeeeheeheee!!!
Perez is a Pedophile says – reply to this

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You have no business comparing yourself to him. In fact, you have no business critticizing anyone's looks. You're ugly…inside and out.
john says – reply to this

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#3–nicococola

I believe that is bottega venetta, and if it's not they have or had something very similar.
Theda Bara says – reply to this

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What a ridiculous outfit … with all that money, Elton John has to look like that. After all of these years, put down the bag of chips and finally lose the weight - and, oh, by the way, hire a stylist.
steve says – reply to this

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Perez stop judging people because we all know how fat and ugly you are. You look like the main character of that old disney show Dinosaurs Perez has had more balls on him than kids playing at a Mcdonalds playground.
AntiPEreztheFag says – reply to this

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Perez you are fat and ugly
Miss Rich Bitch says – reply to this

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No, he looks awful. I can't stand him.
Eve says – reply to this

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Hubby is the one that's lookin gooood. Ah, the things that money *can* buy…
BERMUDA BOY says – reply to this

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I think Elton John is a genious as far as music is concerned but boy oh boy David is working hard for the money!!!
Mark says – reply to this

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Elton looks very cute…We love you Sir Elton…you are the best!!!!!!
fartingjim says – reply to this

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Kelly Osborne looks SOOOO CUTE as a blonde. Oh, wait…

And by the way, all you illiterates: Divo is the masculine form of Diva. DEVO, of course, is a band we never needed.
chris says – reply to this

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May God help him.
YOSSARIAN, CROWN PRINCESS MARIE CHANTALL OF GREECE says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

_________________________________________

PEREZ YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL EVEN JOKINGLY PUTTING YOURSELF ANYWHERE NEAR SIR ELTON!!

IF ANYONE'S YOUR LONG LOST DADDY, IT'S THE FART, DIARREHEA SPAMMER!!!

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jeri says – reply to this

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Has the DNA test come back?
Rucca says – reply to this

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I like the sign in the back that simply says "Bar"
sarah says – reply to this

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omg he actaulli does look like your dad! hilarious
i love the fact tht perez takes the mic out of himself .. shows he can take it aswell as dish it out! xxxxxxxx
A says – reply to this

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No, and his husband looks like a child mollestor.
Chuck says – reply to this

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Don't us gay men deserve some other role model than the foppish Sir Elton? Just once I would like to see a real man!!! And by real man I don't mean one of those roided out Chelsea Queens
Mika says – reply to this

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I think it's bottega venetta bag
Mrs Minx says – reply to this

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Check out the Little Britain sketch with Elton John on YOUTUBE. Daffyd the only gay in the village interviews Elt and it's HIL-HAIRY-ARSE…
JEEZ says – reply to this

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Is that Rosie O'Donell?
Sam says – reply to this

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oh shit…i respect the elton but did he take wardrobe advice from avril?
Perez's Love Child says – reply to this

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Grandma and Grandma!!
Princess of Denmark says – reply to this

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This is so disgusting!!
He is so damn UGLY!

He is just a Fat, Ugly, Drama Queen!!!!
Ken says – reply to this

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Ugh!!! How whiteand pasty is Elton! Got some sun Queenie!

Also, hows about dropping a few pounds…….your "wife" is gonna start looking around!
tellitlikeitis says – reply to this

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Pez, I honestly thought this was going to be a separated at birth thang…
Blind says – reply to this

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ah, ah
my corneas are burnt to the crips as i lay eyes on that bleached whale
john m says – reply to this

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He just ruined Chucks.
MissTermann says – reply to this

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Puh-lez…..you wish you could call him daddy! LoL
Btw, wtf is it with St Tropez? Is everybody using the same travel agent all of a sudden?
Blindsey Blohan says – reply to this

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damn, is that Cindy Sheehan working as Elton's body guard? not liking the new do on her
Crystal says – reply to this

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hardly
lola says – reply to this

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Total Minger! Elton is a twat and should be taxed for his very existence…FACT!
roberta says – reply to this

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gurl needs to hit the tanning salon…..or buy some self tanner. ick
Shannon says – reply to this

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You're so funnny, hahaha.
frida says – reply to this

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elton is just a sugar daddy for David Furnish. becasue i dont believe they would be together if he wasent rich and famous
IheartPerez says – reply to this

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Elton's hubby always dresses so nice in public and even carries a murse (man purse), but Elton always dresses like Shiz!! David should tell him he won't be seen in public with him unless he changes his haggard rags!!
KAT says – reply to this

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ELTON'S MAN IS HOT!!!!!
Nicococola says – reply to this

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#38 - john — thank you so much for the info. on the bag!!!!
Dee Leerious says – reply to this

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I thought the poof on the right was David Geffen.
nobozo says – reply to this

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Isn't David the wife and Elton the "husband?"
skeeter says – reply to this

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Love me some Elton John! Truely one of the most talented musicians ever!
jimkhm says – reply to this

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Elton, pop, I bet you didn't know you had so many illegitimate children. LOL
Young says – reply to this

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Which one is the top?
jade says – reply to this

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i thought he was wearing high socks but no poppa perez is white. but who cares that just means he will live without cancer love ya perez!
kindness says – reply to this

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Elton John is so much cooler than perez on alllevels. Dream on Perez.
nANCYbOY says – reply to this

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All that jewelry is just too tacky for words for a leisure stroll through a beach town, EVEN St. Tropez.
jogaagora says – reply to this

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Perez sweetie, you are the second son in line ’cause i'm numero uno (though we can team up together for a "baby sitting" session and a trip to the mall in Monte Carlo with dear ol' dad or somethin'.
miss tina marie says – reply to this

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tu poppa mi amore looks hotter than apopcorn fart in july baby. he is and alwayswill be mi amore. from your favorite fag hag in new hampshire caliente
mayray says – reply to this

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Has anyone noticed that him and Rosie Odonnel dress alike?
miss tina marie says – reply to this

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alrighty then to afraid to afraid to show my comment green boy .you have started me up. i love my elton and if you dont include me i am gonna have a full bore on bitch slap with your cute lil green ass. dont ignore this old fag hag i was dancin around when your green giant peewee was still thinkin up this n and that
Foofyfoo says – reply to this

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Fathers are typically fatter than their sons, so that can't be your long lost father.
Kieren says – reply to this

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I think he looks more like rosie o'donnell's twin
nina says – reply to this

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He looks like Rosie O'Donnell. Seriously, if you put her head on that body it would be Rosie O'Donnell.
yummy says – reply to this

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You only wish you would ever be so classy as Sir Elton. Will never happen with rainbow hair and ugly ass tight ass hoodies.
ravelle says – reply to this

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EJ looks uncomfortablewith all that extra weight.
David F…he is ssssssssssoooooooooooo hot!
Mia says – reply to this

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Dad looks old.
Bethany says – reply to this

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he has the same sun glassez as nick jonas!
christina says – reply to this

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I absolutely LOVE ELTON JOHN!!
thx for posting the pics of him, it made my evening!
Lucy says – reply to this

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You can say whatever you want about EJ but the truth is you look fatter and you don't have talent except for acting like a petty Highschool jerk and for making a spectacle of yourself.
'Scuze me for askin....but.. says – reply to this

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Which one of them is the GIRL in the relationship…I always thought it was Elton…am I wrong?
Could he BE any gayer? says – reply to this

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LOL @ wifey carrying a purse!!!
huishi in China says – reply to this

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hahaha, perez, you are cuter than you papa.
jenna says – reply to this

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i love elton just as much as the next girl, but will someone please let david pick out his clothes? elton looks like the british version of the american dad mowing the lawn in black socks and sandals. please help!
Big One says – reply to this

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GROSS!!!!!!!!
stewfus says – reply to this

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Your son is supposed to someone to be proud of … why the fuck would he want a parasite for a son

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Britney Spears & Demi Lovato's First X Factor Critique! Listen Here!

Girls are on fire!!!

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