Predictable

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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He's almost worse than Dina!

Michael Lohan has released a statement about daughter Lindsay's very lenient court sentencing - just four days.

The media whore said, "I am overjoyed that the system sees that Lindsay is getting the help she needed by putting her best foot forward and by going to rehab. I think between her attorney, Blair Berk, and her therapists at Cirque Lodge, she's around people that care about her best welfare and Lindsay as a human being. I just hope I can be part of the right path she is on."

When will shut your pie hole daddy????

    Posted: Aug 24, 2007 at 1:14 am / Email this  »

    52 comments to “Predictable”

    1. jenn says – reply to this


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      he sucks. no wonder she's so screwed up!!!

    2. yo says – reply to this


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      first

    3. LOVE PEREZ says – reply to this


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      firstttttt

    4. *~perezcious hag~* says – reply to this


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      LOVE YA PEREZITO!

    5. martha says – reply to this


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      i love ray

    6. Gladys not me says – reply to this


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      Isn't he in a bar???????? LOL!

    7. cary says – reply to this


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      first

    8. Anne says – reply to this


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      I am just sick of hearing about any of them

    9. bubbles says – reply to this


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      I is truely sad how her parents abuse her fame.

    10. lb says – reply to this


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      first…hes a douchebag and dina is a tampon

    11. ur mom says – reply to this


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      ur moms a whore and ur father keeps the money

    12. luis says – reply to this


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      i hate him!!

    13. the rat pack says – reply to this


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      the dad's a douche.

    14. nessa!! says – reply to this


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      wut a jerk!!.. :D

    15. MICHAEL says – reply to this


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      haha top 10, im a loser…shut up Michael & DINA, let Lindsay get better

      rightcelebrity.com

    16. PSA says – reply to this


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      All the Lohans need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

    17. damon says – reply to this


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      dina is more of a problem than daddy is

    18. xxx says – reply to this


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      thier both media whores, one of them wont shut the hell up and the other one is an enabler. poor girl.

    19. steph says – reply to this


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      1st

    20. nina says – reply to this


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      blah blah blah… I wish he would just go away

    21. SUCK IT says – reply to this


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      lame dads suck there good for nothing

    22. aaa says – reply to this


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      douche!!

    23. Jess says – reply to this


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      eww

    24. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      She is only going to serve 24 hours,
      maybe she can write a book about
      the trauma later.

    25. a;dkfneffe says – reply to this


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      POST THIS IN 5 COMMENTS IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR LINDSAY WILL ESCAPE OUT OF JAIL AND KILL YOUR MOTHER! OMG THIS IS SO TRUE! MY MOM JUST GOT MURDERED AND IS LAYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD AS I TYPE!!!
      POST THIS IN 5 COMMENTS IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR LINDSAY WILL ESCAPE OUT OF JAIL AND KILL YOUR MOTHER! OMG THIS IS SO TRUE! MY MOM JUST GOT MURDERED AND IS LAYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD AS I TYPE!!!
      POST THIS IN 5 COMMENTS IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR LINDSAY WILL ESCAPE OUT OF JAIL AND KILL YOUR MOTHER! OMG THIS IS SO TRUE! MY MOM JUST GOT MURDERED AND IS LAYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD AS I TYPE!!!
      POST THIS IN 5 COMMENTS IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR LINDSAY WILL ESCAPE OUT OF JAIL AND KILL YOUR MOTHER! OMG THIS IS SO TRUE! MY MOM JUST GOT MURDERED AND IS LAYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD AS I TYPE!!!
      POST THIS IN 5 COMMENTS IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR LINDSAY WILL ESCAPE OUT OF JAIL AND KILL YOUR MOTHER! OMG THIS IS SO TRUE! MY MOM JUST GOT MURDERED AND IS LAYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD AS I TYPE!!!

    26. Michael Lohan says – reply to this


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      I just took a dump that looks exactly like Perez!

    27. whatever says – reply to this


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      "When will she be recieving the best possible care she can…???

    28. idiots says – reply to this


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      give it up.. he only answered because he's her father and they ASKED. So suck my dick you a-holes. Daddy Lohan is probably the only sane one in the whole family.

    29. steve-o says – reply to this


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      Thats bullshit!! Im lookin at 4 months in az for getting a dui with a suspended license!!!!!!!! The system sucks gay dick!!

    30. lola says – reply to this


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      hey perez…………..hes her dad your a media site and each time someone logs on yuor making money ……yuor site is getting to be too much..the girl got a break in court,,, hopefully she will get well you and i spelled it correctly on purpose need to clean up your act……ask a gay man on youtube………………. is about to take over where you blew your shot at success call joan rivers ……..she knows bye

    31. Megs says – reply to this


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      Lindsay Lohan is a piece of shit just like her dear old dad!

    32. MB says – reply to this


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      Ummm Isnt he in a BAR? Look in the back round!!!

    33. trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


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      De tal palo, tal astilla, (The orange doesn't fall far from the tree!!)
      Bitch ass "dad" you need to be fucking charged for being an enabler and a menace to your children.. fuck face..
      ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
      Si quieres leer chismes de la farándula Latina.. www.trpitossucios.com

    34. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Michael Lohan wants to be on the
      same path Lindsay is on?
      That is a good way to get run over, Mr. Lohan!
      .
      Rash Manly therashreport.com (Winehouse spouse is a louse issue today) :-(

    35. plovesperez28 says – reply to this


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      If I had parents like those two I'd be on coke & booze too. Money makes people so fucking crazy. Amy, Pete Doperty, Whitney, Michael Jackson, Britney, Paris, Lindsay, Cory Haim, Chyna Doll…..and the list goes on and on. Just a bunch of overrated and wayyyyyyyy to over paid drug addicts. Someone please slap them all over the head with a Bible.

    36. haya says – reply to this


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      "It's Daddy!"……ahahahahahahahahaha that's the funniest thing ever.

    37. gretchen says – reply to this


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      Well, if going to rehab means putting her best foot forward then I guess she has 3 feet.

    38. Jilli says – reply to this


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      DISGUSTING PIG!

    39. Perez's Love Child says – reply to this


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      He's issuing media quotes from a bar??!!

      I guess he could have been there applying for a busboy job.

    40. Lin says – reply to this


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      Ahhh yes and just to keep the media going this DICK tell us where to find her therapist…………YOU ASS HOLE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

    41. JHigh says – reply to this


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      Im sorry but doesn't he get it that HE and his WIFE are the reason their daughter went down this wrong path?????? They are loser parents and she just wants to get away and seperate from them!!!!!!!!

    42. holden says – reply to this


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      Look at all of the sentences that begin with "I". "I am overjoyed", "I think", "I just", "I can". Very interesting

    43. kaykay says – reply to this


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      maybe he just doens't want
      his family to have a bad name
      *wink*winnnk***

    44. BJB says – reply to this


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      #52 yeah! lol

      I'm sick on hearing about the whole Lohan family and case.

    45. A says – reply to this


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      can we make up a new celebrity? lindsay lohan's not really even that hot. we can give a shitload hotter normal person (like lindsay was) a ton of money, and then she'll start fucking up all the time too. she's not hot!!! get a hotter person for us to look at pictures of all the time.. SHIT! it's lindsay lohan.. not the pope. who gives a shit. she's not an heiress. she never makes movies. she gets drunk and does stupid shit like all normal people, except now she's a cocky ass because she has a little money. there are thousands of girls in the US hotter than hell with more money (naturally from their WORKING ceo fathers) who drive g wagons and crash shit and do drugs and go to rehab.. she's a fucking working class ho. who gives a shit. paris hilton is an heiress. nicole richie.. adopted heiress. lindsay lohan.. WHO GIVES A SHIT!

    46. Moni says – reply to this


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      Dude you were part of the WRONG path she was on

    47. bluepetals says – reply to this


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      He might shut up if you and all the other media would STOP LISTENING TO HIM. He only keeps releasing statements because the get picked up and printed. If he became old news that no-one reported, he would disappear.

    48. ALF says – reply to this


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      WoW, Mr. Li Lo looks like a walking corpse, someone please embalm him as fast as possible. Is this guy realy only 45 he looks 70 years old! Does he always hold his news conferences in a bar! Can someone please give him a clue how to dress! If anybody ever needed the Queer Eye on a Straight guy, this guy needs help bad! Michael you are not reinventing the wheel by becoming a born again christian in prison. This is standard operating procedure for convicts that think now God is going to forgive them for the attrocities, crimes, and devil like behavior that they have committed. Just because you confess your sins does not mean god forgives and it is time to start preaching! God does not forgive people like you, GO TO HELL, do not pass go and do not collect $200 dollars and stop preaching! God hates hypocrites like you. Have a nice day Mr. Li Lo! ALF

    49. L says – reply to this


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      am i surprised michael lohan is being photographed in a bar?!

    50. John says – reply to this


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      They should just call it "Le Cirque" Lodge. Mormons must be such loving people. I hope they can do a good smackdown on Lindsay.

    51. MKC says – reply to this


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      OK - I just saw "Varsity Blues" on Showtime. The dude at the end of the movie who's knocked off the horse by the football looks like Michael Lohan? Is it really him? How many times did he have to name-drop his daughter to get that role (if it is him)….

    52. Sugar tits says – reply to this


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      Media whore is RIGHT!