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Quote Of The Day
"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have. I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."
- Lindsay Lohan, in a statement released on Thursday
Predictable
first
silly ho…..
i hope she gets better
first
I would love to think she penned that, but she obviously did not. It reeks of Isaiah's no-I'm-not-homophobic-I-swear-look-at-me-I'm-going-to-rehab crap.
That said, they are good words, and I do hope she stands by them.
hmmmm
ok
I pray for her.
I know she's effed up and she DOES deserve jail, but just because she got out of that doesn't mean she deserves to die.
So I pray that she gets better.
She's quite talented.
damn dude!
1st
Well, I Just hope she will do better than last time in hiding her addictions, when she gets out of "rehab"..
She said she was innocent! I hope she relapses and kills herself or someone else. That will teach her and the world not to drink and drive.
first
her lawyer wrote that one!
yeah right
Fake slut….
she would love the taste of my cum though
1st, lindsay just pose for playboy already
first
whatevs.
There is no way that wasn't written for her to read.
No it doesn't
rehab does work only for people who want to help their selves
awwwww…not!
Oh lolo
yeah right!!!!
SEE, THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE A NICE "MEA CULPA" IF I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND THE LITTLE TWAT ACTUALLY WROTE IT.
I truly hope she understands how drugs and alcohol affect her. She has everything she could ever want and this is ruining her life!
Taking bets on what month she will go to prison or die next year.
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i believe her, and i personally love her and all the work shes done. shes beautiful and talented and i hope she gets everything back on track!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
Oh Lolo…..
hotter when pathetic and vulnerable haha.
Wow, who's her PR rep?
liar
good for her! she sounds like shes changing it around.
me and my friends made "FREE LINDSAY!" tshirts for school tomorrow, so well be rocking them, about 30 of us! its going to be exciting!
LOVE YA LILO!
Not sure I believe her..
Wow. That actually is kind of touching.
tactful, well-spoken…'atta girl!! she's so mature
LINDSAY is my FAVORITE celebrity. she has talent and a substance abuse problem… but a LOT of 21 yr olds go through this. Lindsay is real and not a whacko from cali.. shes NEW YORK! i wish her the best..
cough bullshit cough
I wonder who wrote that for her
#29 you spelled shakira wrong, "it's shakira not shakra".
Im actually really proud of her!!!….I wish her the best of luck's
i give her five months….back to rehab.
I hope she's able to stay away from the party life, if not she'll be headed down the same unhealthy path. Addiction is a life long struggle. Best of luck to her, I think she's going to need it!
wow, that gave me goosebumps, i'm speechless, good luck to her
YAWN….
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure….. still no real accountability or remorse demonstrated. What a great actress after all! I guess if it leads to an outcome of 1 day in jail, she would say most anything. Sigh!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
"IT WAS THE BLACK KID!!!!"
-Lindsay Lohan , post crack binge
WHAT A CLASS ACT!!!! (SARCASM)!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS PREJUDICED WHORE NEEDS TO O.D!!!!!
juhey!
Haha. Loser.
What about the kid whos foot she ran over….how is he doing?
Go Lindsay — I want you to succeed.
yay for lindsey she needs the help moving to corona by december anyone from corona ca??
BORING!!!!!!! YOU'RE SLOW!
i still love her.
Remorse… God… Love… Future… There is everything in Lindsey's statement. Fuck her. No talent hack. I can't wait for all you losers to embrace her in the next month or so (oooohhh, she's all better and feels bad…). How about this? Let's see if Lindsey can put together 1 year (yes, 365 and 1/4 days) of sobriety. I'll bet not. You are all morons and Perez is your leader. Pied Piper?
Shut the fuck up bitch. The only reason she is saying this is b/c she got off so easy on all those charges.
Blah Blah, all talk…we'll just have to wait and see
Yay… Whats done is done and I seriously PRAY she means every word she said because she is talented! I don't like her but I will say she is a fine actress!
Bullshiz!
Blah Blah Blah. LL will start doing what the "Big Book of AA" she was photographed holding recommends about the same time that Paris Hilton does what the Bible she was holding says she should do. The difference is that while Paris Hilton is a bitch, she will continue doing what she does. Linsay is a bad Alcoholic and a drug addict who thinks she can scam the system and she will end up about like Dana Plato. After her time as a street whore, she will be dead. Boy did she scam us…………….Idiot
F**K OFF!! JUST FOR ONCE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO BE REAL AND WE GET SOME MUMBO JUMBO YOUR PEOPLE WROTE. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS YOU COULD HAVE KILLED PEOPLE AND KIDNAPPING THOSE GUYS AND THIS IS NOT RIGHT …JUST KNOW THE LITTLE MONEY YOU HAVE NOW WILL BE GONE BCUZ I'M SURE YOU'RE FACING TONS OF CIVIL SUITS..EVERYTHING YOU DO WILL COME BACK TO YOU ..IT'S KARMA BABY AND IT'S WAITING JUST DOWN THE ROAD;CELEBRITY OR NOT…
STUPID BITCH NEEDS TO DEAL WITH SOME SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES AS WELL
YES!!…im so fckng Happy that Lindsay FINALLY admitted that she's done drugs and is addicted to both drugs and alcohol…now i just want her to say in an interview or something that THE COKE THAT WAS IN HER POCKET ON HER RECENT ARREST, WWWAASS HHHEERRSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish you the best! your a talted woman.
i might believe her if she didn't go to rehab only when she is caught & would likely be in jail if she didn't ! last time she wasn't out two weeks when she got caught up AGAIN! no one really believes that was her first night gettin fucked up again do they? she wore that drinking device to keep attention off of her drug problem duh!!!!!
I gotta a question
Is lindsay paying the taxpayers back for the money wasted on this joke of having to book her. the police wages, judges wages, court reporter wages. and any other monies spend so that she can spend a day a jail.? and Nicole. what about her paying back the wasted tax payers money. I'm sick of this shit having to use our tax monies on these bitches..make them pay it
perez, u gotta start limiting the amount or words per comment…..these spammers are annoying….
Good grief. Who would have thought the "Parent Trap" girl would be in rehab for a…um, fourth time. At least she admitted she's addicted to alcohol and drugs. Hopefully she can get clean and stay clean. Oh, and make a few movies that aren't duds.
FOOKY ME IN THE BUMBUM BOOM SHAKALAKA
she's glad she didn't hurt anyone? didn't she run over some guys foot while stealing the SUV to do a car chase through the city?
Want to see a GREAT spoof about Paris, LiLo, Nicole Richie & the Olsen Twins!
Called 'Superficial Friends vs Brangelina' !!
Hilarious!!
Find it at: www.heavy.com
lindsay. you are fantastic. keep it up. have fun when you get out, in a good way.
i love you and so do a LOT of people. dont let the jealouse assholes on this site let you think people arent rooting for you.
peace and love xo
youre sooooooooooooooooooo lovely.. i hope to see you sook…
screw your mom.. she wants you to be single xoxoxo
I'm not really sure why this child is so sexy. Skanky and sexy are two different things. There are plenty of girls like her hanging around convenience stores and Wal-Marts everywhere.
They've got her spewing "12-step" talk already!!! Visit my website honey and EMBRACE your lizard brain, your REAL YOU.
www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com
Get Better Lindsay! You still hav loads of fans….ciao…We luv you!!!
I see the little Twinkies & Twinkettes are playing on mommy's computer tonight.
Beddy Bye Kiddies - don't forget to have mommy change your diaper and get your bottle.
ok….out of all of you, #90 has the funniest comment.
abstract the all get out!
This woman's looks more and more like a guy! She looks bloated to me, certain does have a double chin, body not toned, skin pasty, but what's more important: WHO CARES ABOUT THIS HAS-BEEN??!!! She looks more and more like a caricature of her most unattractive, rodent-teeth parents. ENOUGH!!! WHO CARES, PLEASE!!! Who cares??!!
This woman's looks more and more like a guy! She looks bloated to me, certainly does have a double chin, body not toned, skin pasty. (I saw her picture in cover of Elle magazine.)
Cool, thx 4 the
Useful info
Now it makes sense
Totally
BTW…you said,"I did not injure others." You drove over a guy's foot, try to blame a black guy, and told others, "I am a star" I always have my way. BITCH BITCH…..waiting for you to die……YES!!!!
Sorry for the typo of publicist but not for calling Lindsay a BITCH! This was Lindsay first draft, "im relly sory abut all the troble i kaused. sencerely
linsay lohan
I have this BITCH in my "DEAD POOL"! We are all here by your side, waiting to push you over.
With the deal that Lindsay received, anyone who ever supplied her with a small amount of coke or anything better move and keep looking around behind them. Don't put it past her.
I was really hoping that LL would get her act together. I actually liked her movies in the past like georgia rule etc. She doesn't have a publicist she just used nicole richie's apology. "I thank god I didn't hurt anyone and my actions were very irresponsible, I am trying to change and I needed this wake up call blah blah blah!" In case her career doesn't pick up she will deny that she ever meant that and she shouldn't have gone to rehab but they were making her go. A la Britiney.
Paris got a RAW deal, she got 45 days for ONE DUI while Lindsay has 2 in less than 3 months plus leaves the scene of an accident SHE caused, has illegal drugs on her AND chased someone in her car at high speeds and she gets no time????? WTF. Even Robert Downey Jr. served hard time in the state pen and he didn't get in any accidents. This is absurd. Dina must have given a blowjob to the DA. The people of California need to SCREAM for justice, it's only a matter of time before this dumb bitch kills someone with her car.
Lindsay should get LIFE in prison. California has a 3 strikes and your out law so considering she has two felony DUIS plus a Felony drug charge she should get a life sentence. A judge in California gave a life sentence to a woman who shoplifted because it was her third offense. Shoplifting!!!! What Lindsay did is way worse. It's a miracle that accident she caused didn't kill someone. Put this pile of crap away for LIFE. Teach her a lesson.
OH HELL, I would take time off work and quit smoking and drinking if I could afford "their" kind of rehab! Massage, gormet cooking, and water from the "alps" it sounnds like a HORRIBLE place! Get some real friends!
Perez, you can be unfair at times but you don't usually strike me as gullible. It doesn't take Nostradamus to see that Lindsay didn't write that… orthat it translates to "Ms. Lohan is getting preferential treatment and part of teh deal for her escaping jail time is this public statement".
Poor little girl… do you plan to post her obituary when it it's printed?
I'm SICK of everyone saying she has talent….NO, SHE DOESN'T!!!!!! She is a talentless, shallow, ignorant, deceptive BITCH- AND orange!
P.S. Your blonde hair looks like SHIT- get over yourself, because you are nothing to smile about!
life's outta hand BUT she is still absolutely pretty
Lindsay - Your life is unmanageable! It's not the alcohol and drugs.. Take a look at the first sentence of the first step. There's no "BECAUSE." That's one of the tricky parts of the program. Get yourself to Clancy.
HOPE SHE GETS BETTER AND BETTER. WE LOVE HER! LINDSAY LOHAN ROCKS!!
She may not have wrote it (the girl can't spell or put a coherent sentence together to save her life, much like little sis Alli) but she may mean. Addiction is a horrible state of being, and I commend her for at least trying (again) to get her life straight. However, any addict will tell you that you will relapse if you don't change your lifestyle, and I just don't see Miss Lohan giving up her partying, LA lifestyle. Until she does, well, we'll see you back in rehab!
if she means this, that's great. But why do I feel this is something that her publicist wrote for her to say because she thinks this is what folks want to hear?
you know bastards.. it´s pretty hard to move as fast as you can comment a paparazzy picture. "life it´s pretty hard for a pimp out there"
F@cking ginger kid!
You deserve to spend at least a year in jail!
As your career,thats in the toilet.Don't forget to trow toilet paper on it because its stinks!
I hope she means it. I hope she can rise above all the hollywood bullshit. She has real beauty and talent. Love her, hope this sticks.