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He Hit A Wall

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Jack Nicholson's been old for a while, but the crazy has kept him young…until now.

Homie's looking wrecked!

The 70-year-old was spotted looking like a shit shake, Thursday night at the Green Door in Los Angeles.

Despite the decay in his appearance, he's still getting a lot of pussy.

So rock on!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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134 comments to “He Hit A Wall”

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  1. dst says – reply to this


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    first

  2. alexi says – reply to this


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    not too bad. he's so talented. thats his mystique. he's just jack….

  3. j j says – reply to this


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    argh

  4. Sandra V. says – reply to this


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    he looks like a perv…

  5. nadine says – reply to this


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    he was hot when he was young. like one flew over the cuckoos nest time period. mm.. now… not so much

  6. daryl says – reply to this


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    haha hes so old

  7. Carly says – reply to this


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    haha old man..
    top 10?

  8. Jesse says – reply to this


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    He's in his 70's for crying out loud - leave him the hell alone! Who knows what you will look like when you are 70? Sheesh!

  9. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    "You want sex with the Jackster?
    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX WITH THE JACKSTER!"
    .
    Rash Manly therashreport.com

  10. abril says – reply to this


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    and we are supposed to care about this why??

  11. AsWickedx3 says – reply to this


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    Hey asshole, HE'S FUCKING 70. He's supposed to look old.

  12. paulo says – reply to this


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    Where can I throw up?

  13. bethy says – reply to this


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    ill be first someday haha. as for him. i love his sunglasses always & forever

  14. bethy says – reply to this


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    i love his sunglasses always and forever

  15. Johanna says – reply to this


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    How much self esteem do you have (Perez and CO.) to make fun of a 70 year old, who has more then created a legend of himself. Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, Britney, Justin are all lost, this guy will always be know for his class and charisma a characteristic that has been lost ……. (DUI)

  16. jenbunny says – reply to this


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    jack's no spring chicken, but what's the point? he's 70, for god's sake, and he's known for looking like crap except when on a set or a red carpet. he's probably the world's greatest living actor and the most popular among moviefans. no one deserves to be so crazy that long, but like his hero and good pal marlon brando, jack has steered his looniness into a constructive activity for all to enjoy. hell, i'm not male or straight, and i'd want to be or be done by his younger self. jack's life is ultrasuperpimptastic. a lot of posters here will be dead before they're that old!

  17. jenbunny says – reply to this


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    one last thing: someone posted that jack looks like a perv. it's cause he's a perv!

  18. G says – reply to this


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    road hard and hung out wet! at least we know he's au naturel :O

  19. PZ says – reply to this


    19

    Must be a lot of desperate ladies in LA

  20. Keyser S says – reply to this


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    Ha Ha Ha at Fat ass saying someone else looks like shit. Jack's 70 and he puts you to shame. Go tongue Amy Whinohouse's ass some more.

  21. randi says – reply to this


    21

    I'd do him.

  22. Jason says – reply to this


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    Dude, he's 70!! What would you like him to look like??? He's my favorite.

  23. Lorrie says – reply to this


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    I think he's so hot!!! Maybe it's his character and how he carries himself, maybe the roles he's played, I don't know. I think he's great though and great looking!

  24. Syddney says – reply to this


    24

    Eww

  25. teddy says – reply to this


    25

    YAY 30th

    do not CHECK OUT FADED YOUTH BLOG DOT COM.

  26. Dalidave says – reply to this


    26

    He's a genius!, leave him alone,
    I love jack!!!!!

  27. Jay Burley says – reply to this


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    Dude when your seventy youll be dead. You always scream how much you love Canadians and I support your funds by checking your site daily so you can buy your painkillers, meth, dildos or whatever; but: I am an intelligent person and I would beat the piss out of you if I saw you simply because I am a good human being and you are a lowlife who scrounges the bottom of the water to BIGUP yourself. Also I am the least homophobic heterosexual you will ever meet since half my family is gay but the gay people in my family would punch you out for being a loner loser.

    Peace out you bubbletits bitch

  28. Malin says – reply to this


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    Looks pretty good for being in his 70's! Look around you and you will see!

  29. You and Me says – reply to this


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    N-A-S-T-Y

  30. steve says – reply to this


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    yet he still looks better than perez

  31. Lex351 says – reply to this


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    The author of this site and many posters act as if aging will not happen to them…believe me…I am 42, and it seems like 25 was just two years ago. Aging happens real fast…and no one is immune…unless you die young, like Marilyn, James Dean or Princess Diana.

    Cheeers!

  32. mezza says – reply to this


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    Even back in the days of 'The Witches of Eastwick' the 'Jack Nicholson is sexy' thing has been a total, utter, staggering mystery to me (i don't get the supposed Michael Caine thing either, he just looks like a paedophile to me). In this photo Jack is doing a superb impersonation of Jabba the Hut. It kinda makes me angry that he gets away with being an ugly f@@@ and people drool over him, and more talented and beautiful female actors don't get half the credit he does. Now perhaps people will start to give it up?

  33. lala says – reply to this


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    yeah, perez. like really he is 70.

  34. dude...he's 70 says – reply to this


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    dude..he's 70! GAWWD at least he didn't look like(LEONA Hemsley)

  35. Jamie says – reply to this


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    shit shake lol

  36. ugh says – reply to this


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    dude, he looks younger and is in better shape at 70 than you are.

  37. Samantha says – reply to this


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    Eww! He has a double chin and a turkey neck.

  38. stella says – reply to this


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    SHUT UP PEREZ! GO PICK ON YOUR GENERATION…THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE SAYING ABOUT JACK OR ANYONE ELSE IN HIS AGE GROUP IS SOMETHING NICE. YOU SEEM EAGER TO LICK UP ON THE FAR LESS TALENTED…WELL YOU SHOULD BE EAGER TO LICK THE ASS OF HIS KIND! SHOW SOME RESPECT! UNLESS IT'S A NICE COMMENT, SHUT YOUR NASTY MOUTH ABOUT JACK, PAUL NEWMAN, DENNIS HOPPER ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO LONG PASSED JOHN WAYNE's, LEE MARVIN's, and CHARLES BRONSON's OF THE INDUSTRY. THOSE MEN HAD LONG CAREERS…must have been doing something right… WHICH IS SOMETHING EVEN YOU SHOULD RESPECT. THEY HELPED BUILD THE INDUSTRY YOU NOW MAKE YOUR MONEY FROM…

    Can you see old slippery Jack texting you? I just don't think that's going to happen my friend! Be nice!

  39. TOM CRUISE WON'T COME OUT 'DA CLOSET says – reply to this


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    HE'S STILL JACK….I'D DO HIM BUT THEN AGAIN I'M DESPERATE.

  40. Bret says – reply to this


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    Perezzers….
    He's hot. No offense - but he's hotter than you and most of the guys out there. There is something uber sexy about him.
    Sorry babe!

  41. the princesse says – reply to this


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    i love him his funny.crazy.i love him.

  42. mr. spew says – reply to this


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    Now I'm specifically NOT going to check out faded moron blog dot com, because that was an assholish and fucking annoying thing to do. Way to alienate your potential readers, dickwad.

  43. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


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    Sorry, Perez–still hot. He's got star quality and major talent.

  44. SUZIE Q says – reply to this


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    so what's your excuse P………….you look like S%#T and you're not half his age, and most likely the only thing you're getting is a shaft up your ass, if you're lucky

  45. Matti says – reply to this


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    Fidel Castro's dead again Mario. I checked your sources at
    assfullofcum.com.

  46. McMurphy says – reply to this


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    Perez - you're struggling to think of something bad to say about a man who can Do No Wrong in my book. He's a major talent and a living legend. The worse thing you than think of to say is that he looks his age. Duh! Actually, I think he looks pretty good for 70. Wheras you are - what, 30? You have no talent and you look like shit, and always will, and you probably never get laid. I say that with love. So I write this off as simple jealousy on your part.

  47. Ha! says – reply to this


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    Two days ago on YouTube you lisped about being nice to the elderly and asked viewers to go out and help an older person. Now you go and diss one of the best actors ever who happens to be getting up there in age, but is STILL kicking major ass a la "The Departed." I hear he also enjoys a cigar from time to time. So, how is Castro doing today? Any exclusive reports? Dumbass hypocrite.

  48. lisa says – reply to this


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    I think Jack is hot!! You are a jerk! I wonder what you will look like when you are that age!!! Probably not too good!!Jerk!

  49. Lillianne says – reply to this


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    For cryin out loud, he's Jack f*cking Nicholson. What is wrong with you? Were you bullied as a child and this is your way of paying back?

  50. Scarlett says – reply to this


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    I'd still do him. You know what they say, crazy in the head, crazy in bed. For 70 he still looks damn good.

  51. jennzz says – reply to this


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    Gotta Love Jack!! however I would not want to get it on with the old guy,,
    But it's awesome he's still gettin it on with some nice ladies that like that sort of thing,,
    Party on Jack!

  52. sherry says – reply to this


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    Jack's my man…I love him!

  53. roy says – reply to this


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    what do you think a 70 year old should look like? I shudder to think what Perezzz is gonna look like at 40 let alone 70

  54. cha cha says – reply to this


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    Damn Perez, by putting Jack down, it's a sure way to ruin your credibility. Jack has always been awesome in all his films, and non plastic. He looks great for his age, and still very sexy. Don't fuck up your good thing by TRYING to insult Jack!

  55. fred says – reply to this


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    Leave Jack alone……he looks great for 70, we all should look so good……some of us don't look so great and are ALOT younger stick to picking on them!
    He is JACK …….there is no other……..and some of his other buddies don't look so good these days. Hey his is out and about having a good time. I think he looks amazing and is one of our true treasures! so leave jack alone ;0

  56. Maddie says – reply to this


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    Jacks an Icon. He can look however the Hell he wants and he will still rule the world. He is a way talented Motherfucker. NOTE: to you idiots that insist on posting worthless crap and repeating it for a few pages….nobody reads it. We just hit the scroll button and go on by making a note of what kind of asshole does that crap so we will be sure not to visit your page .

  57. sole says – reply to this


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    I would do Jack in a NY minute. Have had a crush on him for years (Im 33)…One of the greatest actors EVER - not only within his generation. I love that he still parties, and hates those condoms…such a rogue! Love me some Jack!

  58. ry1 says – reply to this


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    wow. it looks like a 70 year old Jack Nicholson to me. That's news, Perez. Not everyone opts for plastic surgery ya fat tard. Hope this helps!

  59. Jack Rocks! says – reply to this


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    Looks like you targeted the wrong dude, fagshizzle. Jack will look better at 90 than you looked on your best day ever. Plus he is a gifted actor. You are a nothing. He can look however he wants…looks like he's just being himself. No girl clothes or dyed hair or porn mustache trying to impress people.
    The hole you dig for yourself is getting deeper every day, TinyPP. People get the gossip, then ridicule you. Wow, what a life to envy.

  60. Pussay Galore says – reply to this


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    Jack ate my snatch real good the other night.

  61. mammagreenbuds says – reply to this


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    I don't care he's jack and he can look any way the fuck he wants. That's why he's Jack fuckin Nicholson and you ain't

  62. lucious says – reply to this


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    sigh…. I guess some women are into that creepy old guy vibe thing.

  63. jason says – reply to this


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    Jack will always be a mac daddy.

  64. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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    And don't attack the Jack…"You can't handle the Jack!"

  65. Maria says – reply to this


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    What? He's 70? Well.. let's be honest. I'd still do him!

  66. Amy says – reply to this


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    He's 70!! What do you want??!! He looks the same to me, just a little…..saggy

  67. Joanna says – reply to this


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    next marlon brando??
    what?
    this guy is an ugly arrogant drunk.
    eeeew

  68. olsentwins-wannabe says – reply to this


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    Oh come on! For his age, he looks good.
    PLUS, that photo was taken super randomly. I think he still looks good for a 70 year old man.

  69. PUHleeze! says – reply to this


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    He IS 70! Wrinkles and sags are kinda expected! I'd never do hin tho…I don't get the WAY older man thing. And is there some way of blocking this CHECK OUT d@ckhead?

  70. BobbyPeru says – reply to this


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    Perez was wrong about Tony Bennett and now Jack. No respect for legends. Karma is a bitch. It's coming Perez. The negativity will eat you from the inside out.

  71. glendeezy says – reply to this


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    im sure he feels pretty o so pretty.

  72. slee says – reply to this


    72

    he's SEVENTY, you FREAK!?! what do you expect???

  73. lowcardbluff says – reply to this


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    not cool, show respect, he might be sick and die tomorrow

  74. another homo says – reply to this


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    scary old man

  75. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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    EASY RIDER…………………..he is a trip, you go Jack!!

  76. Why, oh why? says – reply to this


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    I don't care what you say. Jack is timeless and he is the standard of what is hot in older men….he helps me find the sexy in all of them.

  77. Beware says – reply to this


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    jizz-sez is a religious cult
    -
    jizz-sez is a religious cult
    -
    jizz-sez is a religious cult
    -
    jizz-sez is a religious cult

  78. mc says – reply to this


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    Jack is the MAN. No man or woman at his age will match his charisma. They might pump their wrinkles full of filler and slice off the sagging skin, but they can't buy the real deal. So go fawn on your favorite bod of the month. Its just fluff.

  79. Kimberly says – reply to this


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    Love Jack!!!

  80. katherine says – reply to this


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    Leave him alone dog

  81. kate says – reply to this


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    DO NOT MESS WITH JACK! I am under thirty and would not hesitate very long if face to face with this gorgeous freak. Jack is my babe.

  82. Heather says – reply to this


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    The mans a living legend. Tart-tastic hollywood can only hope to reach his level of greatness. That alone will keep the bitches a'running for the rest of his years.

  83. Ralf says – reply to this


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    Thats not Jack Nicholson!!……….that was George HW Bush!

  84. Bel says – reply to this


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    #19 - CHECK OUT says:

    You are an annoying little twit !!!!! Way to go ! drumming up business for the faded old hoe's blog. Annoying the crap out of other bloggers will not get us there ! In fact that's the LAST blog I will visit now ! Simply because you ticked me off with that incessant BS !
    I'd love to run over your keyboard with an army tank !

  85. Bel says – reply to this


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    And #81 you are as bad as # 19………….maybe it's the same jerk posting all this BS?

  86. navy wifey peters says – reply to this


    86

    shit shake??? lol that was funny!

  87. Christine says – reply to this


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    He's 70 years old people, what the hell is he supposed to look like? He's a free wheelin' partying guy who libes a very comfortabe luxury laiden life. He drinks, eats and is content to be merry!

  88. PinkY says – reply to this


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    I've heard he WAS one of the Best Bangs in Hollywood once upon a time via all the Sluts & Star Fuckkers.

  89. teamaniston says – reply to this


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    im a 19 year old girl….id have sex with him. he is the definition of cool.

  90. jogaagora says – reply to this


    90

    Perez please! How many hot 70 plus year old men can you list? (I said HOT, not rich, nice and connected) Oh, by the way, speaking of old guys is Castro dead yet. Some dude posted he was dead on the net already. Whatever. Can we believe anything we read on the net? Thanx for keeping it sooo credible!

  91. Lyz says – reply to this


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    Woah, I wouldn't have recognized him. Weird how different he looks in The Shining. Oh well. Love him anyway :)

  92. pink pink says – reply to this


    92

    Ew. He looks like someone who belongs in an old people's home.

  93. mcneezy says – reply to this


    93

    perez dreams of being famous as long as jack

  94. Mrs Minx says – reply to this


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    I bet he stinks of wee and eats thru a straw.

  95. HAYWOOD says – reply to this


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    don't fuck with Jack or he will put you in a very dark box.
    after all.."all work and no play"…..

  96. lola says – reply to this


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    hey

  97. deedee says – reply to this


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    He is the man! Doesn't matter what he looks like, he is Jack! You should hope you look that good when you are 70 jerk!

  98. acidorgy says – reply to this


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    i love you so much perez! hahahah shit shake! i nearly spat out my coffee. i wou NOT want to see the rancid rotting cock between his legs. EEEEWWWW

  99. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    mmm jack nicholson. omg easy rider. i just wanna fuck his face off!!!

  100. jogaagora says – reply to this


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    IN RESPONSE TO #101: YES! OUR SWEET, LOVABLE PEREZ, YOU HAVE OUR PERMISSION TO GO TO MIAMI FOR THE WEEKEND. PERHAPS CASTRO HAS PASSED ON, PERHAPS NOT, EITHER WAY YOU WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT ALL. WE HAVE FAITH IN YOU - OUR HUSKY HANDSOME CELEB BLOGGER ^_.

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