He Hit A Wall

Filed under: Super Seniors

Jack Nicholson's been old for a while, but the crazy has kept him young…until now.

Homie's looking wrecked!

The 70-year-old was spotted looking like a shit shake, Thursday night at the Green Door in Los Angeles.

Despite the decay in his appearance, he's still getting a lot of pussy.

So rock on!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Aug 25, 2007 at 2:28 am / Email this »

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Ike says – reply to this

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What are you talking about Perez. he is 70 years old and looks better then you ever will. did i hear that they are going to have Mrs. Piggy as a stand in for you on your new VH1 show?? Whao now that i look at her and you, u could be twins.
WOMP says – reply to this

102

This dudes done more cocaine than pablo escobar…he should look like shit plus hes old perez jesus christ
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

103

Fuck Castro!! Long live Perez and long live JimmyJazz
Maggie says – reply to this

104

Id bang him.. ohh yes.
Miska says – reply to this

105

He is a legend Jack rocks!!
Palmer the Kid says – reply to this

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Love the site Perez BUT Jack looks like a shit shake and a wreck??? Look in the mirror my cuban friend, no offense. I did not know what shit shake meant so I went to the dictionary and your picture was right next to it, but I must say you ARE gorgeous on the inside.
YNOT says – reply to this

107

Right on #33!! They will be there soon enough.
I'd Still Do Him says – reply to this

108

If it would get me a nice place to chill on Malibu Beach…
cha cha says – reply to this

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Hea Perez, you owe Jack Nicholson an apology for your shiteous comment on him………hope he bitch slaps you if you are lucky enough to be graced by his awesome presence. Get a grip and acknowledge the true stars of hollywood, instead of the rehab shit listers going nooooooooo where because of their drug use. You didn't discover the Whino so quit trying to build her up in our eyes, if she fails she fuckin fails. Mean time, Nicholson lives on!!!
Uptown James says – reply to this

110

You wrong Perez……everybody on this blog will hit Jack and half of us aint even gay…..we'd still do Jack just to learn wot it's like to be with a guy.
stella says – reply to this

111

I bet PEREZ went to Miami…or somewhere…to met personally with Amy…but that's just speculation on my part.
Son of Salmon says – reply to this

112

Jack is a fuckin' badass, and most of young Hollywood could learn from him.
Still love ya Perez.
ilona says – reply to this

113

Yeah, the man is 70.. I don't see what people expect.. plus movie stars don't always age well. You have to say the man is a genius and an amazing actor though!

Leave him alone!
D Trump says – reply to this

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EXACLTY, as long as you have lots of $$$$$$ it doesnt matter what you look like, when it comes to getting girls.

If looks mattered, most of the rock bands and millionares would be out of luck.
loser! says – reply to this

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awwwwwwwwwwww perze did't your mummy ever tell you jealousy will get you know where in life, just because you wish you had the talent and fame of this Brilliant man, you look 100 times worse then him and hes fucken 70, when jack was your age he was hot, whats your excuse??? lets see what you look like at 70 pereze thats if you reach that age the way your lard ass is growing you wont reach 40! your getting way over your head here, talking shit about hollywoods legands, your going to far, keep going the way you are and you wont have a site and you will be nothing but a washed up pig people wont even piss on.
jack be nible says – reply to this

116

The man is a legend. I think he looks good. He's 70? no way. I think he is so cool. I love him, always will. He's great.
zusy says – reply to this

117

i want to fuck him hard
yummy says – reply to this

118

I's fuck him and glaze his face like a doughnut!
blust says – reply to this

119

He's 70 and he looks better than Perez!
Alice says – reply to this

120

i would
Sugar tits says – reply to this

121

Nice chin buddy!
SexyBitch says – reply to this

122

Jacks a M~Fing Pimp…..AND into BDSM……..Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marissa says – reply to this

123

wtf. He's 70 years old and still alive and kickin' he deserves an award. =)
MONKEY TURD says – reply to this

124

Fuck you Perez, you turd. He's an icon and you're, well you're just a turd.
pin897 says – reply to this

125

saw him there and he was so drunk that he was falling all over himself. I felt bad fro him.
Gourd says – reply to this

126

Lets see a certain beaner fag look as good if he even GETS to 70.
kim says – reply to this

127

perez you are indeed a asshole. jack looks way better that you… if you tried to pump yourself up by putting him down. it didn't work, just read the comments! enjoy today perez cause you will never be as young as you are today!
Jo says – reply to this

128

I'm only 35 and I would do him in a heartbeat, I think hes hot. That wasn't the most flattering pic of him, but he's still got it!
julia says – reply to this

129

I don't care about the money. I just wanna cuddle up next to him and hang out. cuz of easy rider.
Vicky Valor says – reply to this

130

YUCK.
T.rex says – reply to this

131

he does look bad, but he's just a diet away from getting it back.
amanda says – reply to this

132

Why are you making fun of Jack?? He's 70!! And even if he wasn't, he can look anyway he wants to and he'd still be cool as shit..he's a legend in our time.
loucaparabrasil says – reply to this

133

HA, shit shake, that my new fav insult/ compliment? Like you said whats the use of trying, he gets ass anyway!
Dee Dee says – reply to this

134

'WHERE'S MY FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!"

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